The Art Of Idiocy

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The Art Of Idiocy podcast are live versions of printed stories from Brian Newton Fuller's books, The Art Of Idiocy and The Art Of Idiocier. Idiotic stories resulting from idiotic decisions based on idiotic hubris and sometimes pushed along by alcohol, dru

Brian Newton Fuller


    • Oct 10, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 11m AVG DURATION
    • 38 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Art Of Idiocy

    Best Summer Job I Ever Had...that I was going to quit

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 12:14


    This is a story about the best summer job that I ever had that I was going to quit

    Why I Hate Roy Clark

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 15:57


    Hear my version of the worst teenage vacation, culminating with an appearance from Roy Clark ... much to my teen angsts chagrin

    Date, Dance Wreck

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 19:58


    Here's your high school drinking, dancing,  and wrecking story, all tied up in a nice little package.

    Healthy Eating & Legal Weed

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 14:50


    My thoughts on healthy eating with friends and buying legal weed.

    Second Grade Career Truth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 10:14


    What happens when in the second grade you tell the truth as to your career choice? Listen and find out. It ain't pretty.

    Smokin' weed and going to the movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 10:14


    This is what happens when you smoke weed, without asking questions, and going to a movie.

    Underage Drinking Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2020 20:14


    Here are a few underage drinking stories that I am proud/not proud of.

    Dad, Spare Change and Working at the Car Wash

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 13:38


    Follow along with my forays into crime, sugar fixes and monkeys.

    The Case Of The Missing Purse

    Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 11:42


    What happens when kids on bikes, with playing cards in the spokes making noise, go after a supposed thief? Listen and find out.

    70's Track Daredevils

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2020 21:22


    Life in the late 70's was not for the faint of heart. Somehow most of us made it through ... but it wasn't like we were making the best decisions. Here's three stories to support that!

    The Spoils of Winning

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020 12:10


    Here's how a group of kids banded together to stop the spoils of winning for others.

    Dad, me and emotions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2020 12:10


    My dad, me and emotions ... three things that never intersected.

    Epididymytis - the second best story about my time with it

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2019 12:08


    This is the second best story about me getting epididymitis

    Bring & Brag - real grenade version

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2019 11:28


    What happens when you bring a real looking grenade to Show & Tell? Nothing good.

    Why is Jesus at my public school assembly?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2019 9:40


    In my Oklahoma public school, the separation of church as state was as rare as a full set of teeth at a bar.

    Oil Field Story #2 - Rocket Oil

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2019 11:15


    Another wrong story about working in the oil fields. This is a story about my friend, Kent, and my time working at Rocket Oil. 

    Dad and Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2019 5:58


    My dad was ahead of the curve

    Apparently, I'm old!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2018 8:52


    In an odd way, I just found out that I'm old!

    The Staple

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2018 11:38


    I don't know about you, but I got ass whoopins when I grew up!

    Just like Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2018 9:38


    This is just me messing around with a couple of stories and folks stating the obvious and other folks that are clueless.

    Halloween - Mid 70's version

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2018 14:26


    This is how any kid spent Halloween in Duncan, Oklahoma in the mid 70's

    Punk Rock Ethos aka Journey sucks!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2018 11:26


    I hate the band Journey ... but I hate me more for missing out on some fun!

    Oil Field Story #1: The wrongest oil field story ever!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2018 10:06


    This is the weirdest oil field story that I have. I apologize. I only did the job for the money.

    Illegal Gambling

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2018 10:38


    When you say yes to everything, fun can ensue ... so can an arrest, but still makes for a good story!

    Scene from a movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2018 10:38


    A wedding, kamikaze shots and streamers. What else do you need?

    Undersized T-shirts and self absorption are not good traits.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2018 9:18


    Things that go boom!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2018 10:38


    An homage to a high school story of theft and explosion!

    College party gone wrong!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2018 13:17


    This is a cautionary tale to not follow your dreams ... if 190 proof pure-grain alcohol is involved

    SXSW Rock & Roll Story Extraordinaire!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2018 10:26


    Surfing, Testicles and Telephones

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2018 7:06


    This is a story of how the art of surfing zen can be disrupted.

    Temp Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2018 13:01


    This is the story of the worst temp job I have ever had in my life.

    Uneasy Nakedness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2018 17:41


    This episode is dedicated to all the weird naked times

    High School Pharmacist

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2018 7:07


    I found out that the biggest drug addict in my high school became a pharmacist! This is my version of how he conducts business at the pharmacy.

    Smokin' Dave's Rock Room

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2018 10:40


    We used to do stand-up at a heavy metal club called Smokin' Dave's Rock Room. The crowd hated us, but Smokin' Dave loved us. The hookers in the parking lot were not impressed with me at all.

    Whiskey Enema aka Butt Chuggin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2018 8:49


    I overhead a guy imparting some weird wisdom that made me ponder its origin.

    The Art of Idiocy - The Legend of "Gr ur"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2018 13:22


    This is a story about my family vacation to a drive through exotic animal park, called The Legend of "Gr ur".

    The Art of Idiocy - Steve Who. Man. Myth. Track Legend.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2018 12:45


    This is the story of Steve Who. Man. Myth. Track Legend. From my book, The Art Of Idiocy.

    The Art of Idiocy - The Rapture ... according to my mom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2018 7:22


    This is the story of the Rapture, according to my mom, from The Art of Idiocy.

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