The Cafeteria

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Pull up a chair at the lunch table and join Jonny Loquasto, Ryan Niemiller, and Brent Terhune for a weekly round table discussion on each of the three topics the boys bring to the show.

Cafeteria Pod


    • Jun 6, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 50m AVG DURATION
    • 198 EPISODES

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    The Cafeteria podcast is an absolute gem that I stumbled upon late last year, and I have been hooked ever since. Hosted by Brent Terhune, Ryan Stout, and Jonny Loquasto, this show is a hilarious and delightful experience that feels like sitting around the lunch table with your funniest friends. From their witty banter to their outrageous conversations, this podcast never fails to make me laugh out loud multiple times per episode. It truly brings a bright spot to my podcast listening routine.

    One of the best aspects of The Cafeteria is the chemistry between Brent, Ryan, and Jonny. They are clearly good friends in real life, and it shines through in their dynamic on the show. Their comedic timing is impeccable, and they play off each other seamlessly. The laughter is contagious, and I find myself fully engaged in their conversations even when they go off on tangents about clown fetishes or Marvel movies. Their call back jokes are also brilliant, adding an extra layer of comedic depth to the episodes.

    Another great aspect of this podcast is its ability to transport listeners back to their high school or college cafeteria days. It captures that feeling of sitting with your buddies and talking about nothing while laughing hysterically at the most absurd things. The show has a relaxed vibe that makes you feel like you're among friends, sharing jokes and stories without any pressure or judgment.

    As for the worst aspects of The Cafeteria podcast, it's hard to find any significant flaws. Occasionally, some jokes may not land as strongly as others, but that's subjective and bound to happen in any comedy podcast. Overall, the humor is consistently hilarious throughout each episode.

    In conclusion, The Cafeteria podcast is hands down one of the best comedy podcasts out there right now. Brent Terhune, Ryan Stout, and Jonny Loquasto are comedic geniuses who bring joy and laughter into every episode. Listening to them feels like spending time with good friends, and their non-toxic masculinity is a refreshing change of pace. This podcast has been an essential source of relaxation and humor in the past year, and I cannot recommend it enough to anyone looking for a genuinely funny and enjoyable listening experience.



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    Latest episodes from The Cafeteria

    Episode 254: Ear Bidet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2025 47:19


    Ryan's ears are filthy and The Toy Hall of Fame 

    Episode 253: Diddy Ropes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 45:27


    Diddy trial correspondant Jonny Loquasto stops by the program. Also, thick ropes. 

    Episode 252: Naming Names

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 44:27


    It's a no holds barred episode as Brent and Ryan name names. 

    Episode 251: Chicken Diapers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 56:01


    Brent's on a boat and there are...chicken diapers. 

    Episode 250: Pirate this Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025 53:40


    Ryan's been p!rating and what's the toughest job in America? 

    Episode 249: I'm No Jay Leno

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 47:44


    Jonny's in Poland and Brent saw Jay Leno live. 

    Episode 248: Uncle Streaks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 53:08


    Ryan is back from his worldwide travels. Also, Babby has been Eastering. 

    Episode 247: That's Shat on That

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 47:59


    Brent and Jonny are up to no (Steve) Gutenberg as they talk athletes turned actors. 

    Episode 246: Beef Tallow

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 48:53


    Ryan is in Singapore and the boys try to figure out if they're faster than a Mongolian Wild Ass. 

    Episode 245: Gorilla Gluein'

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 46:05


    Ryan's off to Japan, but Jonny's back and fighters are getting knocked out!

    Episode 244: With Special Guest Jonny Loquasto

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 52:06


    Jonny is back (briefly). Also Brent's been going to nerd conventions.

    Episode 243: Bidets and Augers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2025 56:38


    Brent's got a big problem at home and he's trying to avoid the help of a professional. Can he do it? 

    Episode 242: That's That on That

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025 47:34


    The boys plan their dream Jeopardy categories and introduce their new favorite bad song. 

    Episode 241: First Class International Ryan Niemiller

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2025 42:41


    Jonny's back and of course the boy's are talking food. 

    Episode 240: You Must Be This Mature To Ride

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 49:21


    It's Baby's Day Out for Babby. 

    Episode 239: Rehoming Jonny

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 48:50


    Brent and Ryan pose the question once again, Am I the Asshole? 

    Episode 238: King Rat

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 50:21


    The boys are recapping the Super Bowl halftime show Ryan's going to Japan. 

    Episode 237: Jonny & The Guzzler

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 52:23


    Brent and Ryan went and maybe participated in the Royal Rumble. Jonny's starting a new radio show. 

    Episode 236: MC TC

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2025 47:34


    A Cafeteria-ite sends in their own music submission. 

    Episode 235: Gamerbetes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 52:00


    Both Ryan and Jonny had some loooong drives and Jonny's been doing some voiceover work...which he can not talk about. 

    Episode 234: Country to the Bone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 48:40


    Jonny, Brent and Ryan listen to some of the best music the world has ever heard. 

    Episode 233: Jizz Nickel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2025 46:54


    The boys are investing in a new crypto coin. Also, Honest Jonny updates us on his car lot. 

    Episode 232: A Little Something to Get You By

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2025 32:59


    This is just a little something to get you by. 

    Episode 231: Holiday Mashup

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 37:16


    They did the mash, they did the holiday mash! 

    Episode 230: Holiday Mashup Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2024 37:00


    They did the mash, they did the holiday mashup...part 1. 

    Episode 229: Who Wants A Car?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2024 38:08


    Jonny is given a car for Christmas? 

    Episode 228: Am I the Asshole-Christmas Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 32:46


    Don't be as asshole because the Elf on a Shelf will get you. Also, no presents from Santa. 

    Episode 227: Honest Jonny's Car Lot?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 38:05


    Jonny's now in the car business, but can he make a sale? 

    Episode 226: Ralphie McConaugmay

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 45:17


    Jonny tells the story of how he got the nickname Jonny Astronaut. 

    Episode 225: Sketchy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 51:29


    The boys discuss their favorite comedy sketches while Babby won't hold still for family photos. 

    Episode 224: Hello, Dubai

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 54:13


    The boys recap Halloween, Brent's viral video and Ryan goes hockey-ing? 

    Episode 223: Nobody Mama's My Mia

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2024 49:05


    Ryan has more Oh Donnas and Jonny's commentary gets SHUT DOWN. 

    Episode 222: Half Of It Is Inside

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024


    Jonny has returned and he's been doing it in public. Well, the guys talk about doing it in public at least. 

    Episode 221: Fine Young Lady

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 49:47


    Brent and Ryan discuss the craziest things people have done for p

    Episode 220: Am I the Asshole?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 53:26


    The boys finally answer the important question, Am I The Asshole? 

    Episode 219: Small Pleasures

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2024 47:18


    The boys are counting the things that just make the day a little better. 

    Episode 218: You Want Me But You Can't Have Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 51:16


    The boys are back on topic-a little. They're talking early internet memories. 

    Episode 217: Freak Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2024 49:38


    P. Diddy has been arrested...again. Also, Ryan does a super special taste test. 

    Episode 216: From Florida to West Virginia

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2024 52:14


    The boys recap the most fun states including Florida, West Virginia and delusion. 

    Episode 215: Pop Rocks for the B Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2024 52:09


    Brent, Jonny and Ryan might be having a bad day or at least talking about one. Also, Pop Rocks are going...places. 

    Episode 214: Thalidomide?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2024 48:52


    Jonny's got a super secret thing he can't talk about and Ryan has a run in at the airport. 

    Episode 213: Put Down a Puppy Pad

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 57:17


    Jonny has an update on a questionable purchase he made and Ryan finally has to put a puppy pad down. 

    Episode 212: Buried in Collections

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2024 47:10


    Ryan's parting with part of his collections and Brent just keep adding to his. 

    Episode 211: The Purple Pounders

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 53:41


    Jonny's on a plane and Brent and Ryan talk about the weirdest high school mascots. 

    Episode 210: 12 Strokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2024 45:24


    Hulk Hogan does not have a 10 inch penis. 

    Episode 209: Shoosh

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2024 51:29


    Jonny does his Sam Elliot impression. That's all you need to know. 

    Episode 208: Low Sodium Nipples

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 49:09


    You're going to be surprised and a little angry at what one guy is bringing on a plane. Also, sex is better on vacation...apparently. 

    Episode 207: C & B Torture

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 50:35


    Ryan is on the road and makes at stop at Brent's house which is makes discussing kinks that much easier. 

    Episode 206: A Podcast You Can Make Love To

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2024 53:59


    Survey says...songs you can make love to. That's right, a survey all about songs people are bangin' to. 

    Episode 205: Tought Taint

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2024 50:59


    Jonny's got new wheels and Ryan's been up to that "titty bullshit" 

    Episode 204: That's Magic Right There I Don't Care Who You Are

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 53:31


    Ryan has been choking his chicken and it's magic, we don't care who ya are. 

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