The Diceland Podcast

The Teachers get grilled but more importantly Dylan buys Dune 2 on air. Gnat truth. Lisa comes out to her boss. Ataxia has sciatica too.  Message us on TikTok or Instagram to join the Discord For Diceheads! This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription.   

The Teachers escape a trap. Gnat lies to a snake. Lisa comes out. Ataxia defers her payments.  Message us on TikTok or Instagram to join the Discord For Diceheads! This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription.   

The teachers have their first day of work and we introduce the hit character Gunko. Gnat teaches animals. Lisa is unphased. Ataxia wants to drive. Message us on TikTok or Instagram to join the Discord For Diceheads! This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

The teachers meet the other teachers as they try to join a union. Gnat gets signatures. Lisa breaks some hearts. Ataxia hacks the system.  Message us on TikTok or Instagram to join the Discord For Diceheads! This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription.

On an all new season of Diceland, we're taking your ass to school. A new year has begun at The Windwall Adventuring and Wizarding Academy and teachers Gnat, Ataxia and Lisa Ann must face off against the dreaded Back To School Knights for their yearly supplies. Will they prevail? I hope so, it's only the first episode. New setting, new characters, new ingredients, Papa Johns. I mean, welcome to Diceland: Honor Roll.  Join our Discord For Dice Heads by following the show on TikTok or Instagram and messaging us.   This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

We're still toiling away at season 2 so we decided to put out a fun one shot with none other than Maria Bamford! Listen as Drulog and Blarf, with their new friend TBD The Paladin, help six wizards in six silly situations.  Featuring Maria Bamford, who's new book Sure I'll Join Your Cult is out now, and Ryan who you can find @2ndmealpizzaclub. And if you're in LA come see Jolie's show Punishment Uno THIS THURSDAY, 11/16!! Find more info online! Join our Discord For Dice Heads for updates on the next campaign! You can join by following the show on TikTok or Instagram and messaging us.  This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

We're back for a spooky little special and we bring special guest Marissa Goldman (@themediawitch on Twitter and Instagram) along for the ride. Listen as a group of toys brought to life fight a demonic older brother. A classic halloween tale.  Join our Discord For Dice Heads for updates on the next campaign! You can join by following the show on TikTok or Instagram and messaging us.  This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

Rides over, but thank for coming to the park. Gnari plays. Drulog roars. Blarf marks her choice.  Special thanks to Jon Barr, Ben Lapidus and Bill Conway.  Join our Discord For Dice Heads for updates on the next campaign! You can join by following the show on TikTok or Instagram and messaging us.  This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

Eight boss fights, three players, and one long bit about Chris Dorner. It's a motherfucking Diceland classic! Gnari fists herself. Drulog makes ceviche. Blarf tells a joke.  We're now on TikTok, Instagram and Discord!! Please go follow @thedicelandpodcast for clips, shit posts, and DM us to join the discord for Dice Heads! This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. v  

This episodes has everything: Twists, turns, Zizek impressions and a ten minute long intro. The finale of our first campaign is upon us! Gnari plucks. Drulog sucks.  We're now on TikTok, Instagram and Discord!! Please go follow @thedicelandpodcast for clips, shit posts, and DM us to join the discord for Dice Heads! This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription

The band rolls while fighting a giant. Gnari's lighting up. Drulog fumbles a bad bitch. Blarf reads aloud. We're now on TikTok, Instagram and Discord!! Please go follow @thedicelandpodcast for clips, shit posts, and DM us to join the discord for Dice Heads! This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

The band plays a music festival. Gnari rolls. Drulog trolls. Blarf's gonna go pee.   We're now on TikTok and Instagram!! Please go follow @thedicelandpodcast for clips, shit posts, and DM us to join the discord for Dice Heads!   This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

The band plays a show. Remember when they were band that plays shows? We're doing that again. Gnari flubs. Drulog fucks. Blarf journals.  We're now on TikTok and Instagram!! Please go follow @thedicelandpodcast for clips, shit posts, and DM us to join the discord for Dice Heads! This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

Heist!!!! Disguises, fake voices and lots of pizza. Gnari throws some pizza. Drulog delivers. Blarf is Michael Meyers.  We're now on TikTok and Instagram!! Please go follow @thedicelandpodcast for clips, shit posts, and DM us to join the discord for Dice Heads! This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

Title says it all. Gnari charades. Drulog sneaks. Blarf talks to the plants.  We're now on TikTok and Instagram!! Please go follow @thedicelandpodcast for clips, shit posts, and DM us to join the discord for Dice Heads! This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

Where did Gnari go? What was she up too? Was Sassafrass only there because Liam loves doing his voice? All of these questions shall be answered… but you may be left with even more.  Tickets for the live show here! We're now on TikTok and Instagram!! Please go follow @thedicelandpodcast for clips, shit posts, and info for some upcoming stuff. This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

We did our first live stream on our discord with special guest Jon Barr and it was 420 themed! Now you get to hear a slightly edited version. Make sure to join the discord  AND GRAB TICKETS TO THE LIVE SHOW IN LA THIS MAY 11TH!! Tickets here!  We're now on TikTok and Instagram!! Please go follow @thedicelandpodcast for clips, shit posts, and info for some upcoming stuff, like our LIVE SHOW IN LA IN MAY! This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

On todays episode, Gnari has vanished, some monks with blood soaked blindfolds show up and someone loses an arm. Gnari is gone. Drulog's not impressed. Blarf plays 20 questions. We're now on TikTok and Instagram!! Please go follow @thedicelandpodcast for clips, shit posts, and info for some upcoming stuff, like OUR 4/20 LIVESTREAM!!!!! This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

Old friends reunite and we cast a bunch of spells in a weird way. Classic fucking Diceland. Gnari hates brain. Drulog spies eyes. Blarf does powerful magic.  *The dark souls thing I was trying to remember was Anor Londo I promise I'm not a casul.  We're now on TikTok and Instagram!! Please go follow @thedicelandpodcast for clips, shit posts, and info for some upcoming stuff.  This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

We tempt the fate of any shippers and then do a crazy ass fight in another convenience store. Business as usual.  Gnari scares herself. Drulog privately investigates. Blarf bares it all.  This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

This episode is fucking gross. Gnari does some fisting. Drulog shoots the ska. Blarf barfs. This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from here and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription. 

The band fights what was once a real big fish. Also we keep referencing Pirates of the Caribbean and try to bargain a deal with Folgers. If you know someone at Folgers hit us up. Gnari holds her breath. Drulog smokes it. Blarf sharks out.  This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from www.newsly.me or from the link in the description, and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription.

The gang's gone fishing. Gnari gets steamy. Drulog's not bait. Blarf is a star.  This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from www.newsly.me or from the link in the description, and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription.

It's the ska part of the campaign!!! Pick it up pick it up pick it up now!!! Gnari dreams a dream. Drulog hates reading. Blarf is a beaver.  Thanks for listening, Dice Heads! We're calling the fans diceheads now. Not sure how to spell it yet but will report back soon.  This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from www.newsly.me or from the link in the description, and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription.

It's the Diceland Christmas Special as the band must save the holidays, with special guest Zack Pearlman as Santa Clause! Gnari still sex negative. Drulog lays pipe. Blarf hangs the mistletoe.  More importantly, we've been doing this show for over a year now, stay to the end so I can tell you how much I love you all. Now listen to this episode and make sure you follow Zack (@legallynamedzachary) on TikTok.  This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from www.newsly.me or from the link in the description, and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription.

The band makes a sandwich the only way they know how: chaotically. Gnari makes a sandwich. Drulog makes a sandwich. Blarf makes a sandwich.  This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from www.newsly.me or from the link in the description, and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription.

The band is chased through the city by some audio zombies. Gnari has perfect pitch. Drulog makes things big. Blarf is a horse.  This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from www.newsly.me or from the link in the description, and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription.

We recorded an episode in the same room for the first time and things get pretty fucking silly. Gnari flirts. Drulog hurts. Blarf plays the bass. This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now or from the link in the description, and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription.

The band stays at a Paladin church and confront inner demons. Look I'll be honest this episode got away from me. I don't know what more you could want. Gnari takes an oath. Drulog chimes in. Blarf just wants to play the game.   This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from www.newsly.me or from the link in the description, and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription.

The band plays a steampunk show while the cast figures out what steampunk means to them. Also one member of the podcast tests positive for Covid during this episode, making this a medically important fake news podcast.  This episode is sponsored by Newsly, the all in one audio app that reads the web to you. Download and use Newsly for free now from www.newsly.me or from the link in the description, and use promo code Diceland to receive a 1-month free premium subscription.

Liam explains why there's no new episode... in song!!!

The band drinks for Amos' life. Gnari shares blood. Drulog swallows. Blarf barfs.  

Blarf goes inside her own mind while Gnari and Dru deal with organized crime. Gnari finds some tunes. Drulog shrinks. Blarf stops and smells the flowers.  This episode features extra music from Donovan, who you can check out here! Support the show!

The band explores the underground Subterranean in search of their next gig. Gnari starts a book club. Drulog gets hit on. Blarf perfects the scam.  The Episode has features music from Donovan, who you can check out here: https://www.instagram.com/dono__dono__/ 

The band performs a dark magic ritual at a pizza joint and Liam freaks everybody out. Gnari gets a note. Drulog gets a note. Blarf gets a note. 

The band goes to the Public Library which is, of course, now sponsored by a Gas Station Dick Pill company. It's a statement on capitalism or something. Gnari gets a phone number. Drulog throws the book. Blarf learns about cows. Special thanks to Nik, Isaac and Brett from Doom Scroll, check out the show here: https://www.patreon.com/doomscrollpodcast

With their drummer missing on an entirely different plane, the band does what any band would do: go to Wawa. Gnari's on her own. Drulog breaks out. Blarf is still Mark.  REMINDER: If you write a review of the show I (Liam) will read it out loud on air. Even if it's mean.

Ahhh nuts, looks like the farm was a cult. Who could have seen this coming? Gnari gets horse. Drulog bags it. Blarf makes her Mark. 

The band finds a farming community but mostly we debate half elf phrenology, just as Gary Gygax intended. Gnari checks the ears. Drulog thanks the harvest. Blarf tires out.    If you like show, make sure to tell a friend or write a review on Apple Podcast for a shout out during the credits!

The band gets jumped by a rich adult. If I had a nickel, am I right? Gnari speaks for the dwarves. Drulog hocks a loogie. Blarf calls safety. 

On an all new Diceland, the group gains a companion and turns technical difficulties into a fun little bit. Also there's an inter-dimensional magical drug trip, but you're here for the comedy! Gnari doesn't know Sondheim. Drulog packs some heat. Blarf makes a hat. 

The band squares off against the first of seven cursed strings: The Edgelord Sword. We also finally get into some good old fashioned body horror!! Gnari goes emo. Drulog fogs up. Blarf does her hair.  This episode features the song “Escape from [REDACTED]” by John Danek from the EP "John Danek Is Not A Poser” which you should check out here: https://ampl.ink/m3wn3 Make sure you listen to it all the way to the end.  

The band brawls in a bar fight, smoke their way through some lore and most importantly go shopping. Gnari commands the room. Drulog yanks wand. Blarf does a truly incredible game move.  

The band runs afoul of the law straight into a wacky, hijinks filled car chase. Gnari hangs in there. Drulog unbuckles. Blarf ramps it up. 

The band fights their most dangerous foe yet: The Guitar Centaur. Gnari goes rabid. Drulog goes down in flames. Blarf becomes the greatest of all time. 

The band goes on their first dungeon crawl to get some gear for their upcoming tour. Gnari pulls the plug. Drulog takes a hit. Blarf plays charades.

On an all new Diceland, our heroes exterminate some pests. Gnari draws her weapon. Drulog gets a vape. Blarf farts and barfs.

Hail and well met motherfuckers, welcome to Diceland, Hard Times' new D&D podcast. Join Dungeon Master Liam Senior as he takes you on an adventure like no other, with players Lauren Lavin, Jolie Darrow and Dylan Farr! Our first season takes place in Midwestia, a setting where high fantasy and the DIY scene collide into each other like a beautiful car crash. You'll meet our beloved trio of outcasts The Dragonborn guitarist Gnari, the sneaky kobold drummer Drulog and everyone's favorite macrodosing Tabaxi druid, Blarf! In this episode, our heroes finally get a decent gig. But there's a slight catch…

Welcome to Diceland, the Hard Times punk rock D&D podcast. Join Liam Senior, and very special guest Brennan Lee Mulligan, as they set up the world for the first season, Midwestia. This is a totally normal prologue.