The Hatening

Sometimes people suck, and sometimes people hangout with people who suck

If you're going to do drugs, please try to do it in a safe environment. 

What would you change in order to appease a partner?

This is a story about living in a dorm 

Let's have a frank discussion about being all lovey dovey with the homies

Come hear about one of, if not the, worst times I ever had on shrooms 

It's totally cool to steal

One time a guy I know died on a cruise

Come hear how I found a way to skip the food line at my friend's church as a kid

Would you like to hear a story about how I was smoking a bing while the neighbor got raided by swat?

It's so funny that tattoos used to be such a big deal

I legitimately want to take a martial arts class on edibles

Finding religion later in life sounds wild

It's time to get rid of the folks that harsh our mellows!

You ever wonder what it would be like to be a teen in today's world?

Ever wonder what would happen if I was really physically close to a professional athlete in an airport?

Come hear about how there was once an arson incident on my street 

Would you like to hear about the scariest thing that's ever happened to me at work?

Today you get to hear about my first time going into a very busy locker room

Here's a story about the people I was spending time with when I moved back home after college

Here's a story about a buddy having a really bad time

Here's a story about starting your day in the winter

Here's a story about a pretty intense game of beer pong

Here's a story about a wild party

Here's a story about how I'm probably a cannibal

Here's a story about an interesting bathroom break at work

Here's a story about how I saw bigfoot in highschool

Here's a story about one of my returns to college after a holiday break

Click Clack

Don't look now, but you'll never guess who just showed up

Man, did you see how big the cat got?

Go on and throw on something nice, we're going out tonight!

Here, let me give you a hand (even if it gets annoying)

let us have a look back at the previous year, shall we

I think my butt's getting big

There's a flag on the play

(that crackle noise)

Sometimes you just end up being wasted for like a week

Tell me about your mother

Rest in peace

It's nice to talk to you again

i couldn't decide between a spring breakers joke and a squidbillies joke

I'm cooking 5 pounds of veggies right now, literally, as I'm uploading this episode. For real. I'm trying to be better about this.

When people stop being polite and start being REAL!

What even is time?

Look, all I'm going to say is ...

The edited version of "Word of Mouf" by Ludacris is a work of art, for real

I'm going to rob the jewelry store and demand that they craft me a grill

What even is an SMS?

dripping stains when I switch lanes

(Bath) bombs over Baghdad