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No Crying In Baseball
Breaking Records is Fun

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2022 51:11


As the regular season winds down, milestones both personal and historic are in reach, and our baseball boyfriends are all over it. We ponder rooting for or against these achievements either as a spoiler or as a judge of moral character, player overreach trying to get there, and just how many catcher-brother pairs actually exist in professional baseball. Patti found a law enforcement career to get behind, and it is the MLB Authentication Program. Who knew it was all due to Tony Gwynn? And that you can authenticate anything you want? Our Postseason Watch looks at the Guardians, the youngest team to ever make the playoffs and win their division. We highlight great baseball parents in podcasting and in team ownership. Pottymouth pencils in the specific days in March we need to be in Miami for the World Baseball Classic, and celebrates the Czech comeback and the rise and fall of the Spanish empire, and uses the opportunity to claim next year's Red Sox boyfriend. We say “It makes me think of tea, but also gin,” “The cargo pants pockets of Mr. Pottymouth,” and “Teeny bit hoodwinked.” Also Patti refrains from making a single 700 Club joke. Also this story will make you cry in a good way.Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

No Crying In Baseball
Enforce it, But Wink

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 54:14


The minor league union is official, the 21st Roberto Clemente Day is honored in style, and postseason prep has begun. We drink theme beer, learn all infields are not equal and get lost in Vinnie Pasquantino's syllables. Bobby's qHar gets some notice by people who are not us and Ke'Bryan learns about appropriate snack timing. Joey Meneses and his inside the park HR contribute to the return of Patti's Happy Place. Adam Jones teaches us how to negotiate a contract (a plane ticket and beer!), as the WBC qualifiers are in full swing. A tip of the NCiB ballcap to the seven women playing college ball this year. We say “tiny little pocket constitutions, “take the mojo where you can get it,” and “we taught the Brits how to woo.”Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

Potty Mouth Pottycast
Hot for Clevenger

Potty Mouth Pottycast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2022 66:37


Episode 22 gives us a chance to discuss and rank some Potty Mouth releases which leads to a play-by-play dissection of Lawn Dart's seminal release, "Clevenger". An interesting tidbit gets uncovered while perusing the liner notes. Come sleuth with us!   Come and share with us at pottymouthrecords.rocks

Always Irish: A Notre Dame Football Podcast
Notre Dame Football: Rees' Potty Mouth Pushback

Always Irish: A Notre Dame Football Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2022 12:38


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Please Excuse My Potty Mouth
Please Excuse My Potty Mouth - Season 5 - EPISODE 5

Please Excuse My Potty Mouth

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 112:55


Y'aaaallll, we got deep on this one. we covered dating, health, controversial RIP's, and we go into some more spicy topics and of course end up with another 'would you rather question!" TAP THE FUCK INNNN! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pleaseexcusemypottymouth/message

No Crying In Baseball
Ban the Wave, Not the Shift

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2022 50:33


New rules are coming and we've got the details and so many opinions. The new minor league union is coming, and we've got details and entirely predictable opinions. Pottymouth cheers on Edmundo Sosa's turnaround, an historic battery, and as always, Kiké. Patti's bf Lars Nootbaar makes the police blotter a happy place, and Adley continues to make baseball a happy place.  It's time to vote for your choice of our past baseball boyfriends for the Roberto Clemente award. Someone please send Pottymouth a Sababoy plushie. We say “five hole,” “the pepper grinder was unsanctioned,” and “yay, old guys!”  And Terry Francona says “lift and separate.”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

Please Excuse My Potty Mouth
Please Excuse My Potty Mouth - Season 5 - EPISODE 4

Please Excuse My Potty Mouth

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 98:33


yooooo! we cover alotaaa thangs in this episode. We kick it off discussing the 50 worse rapper list. we tap into celebrities who are making millions on OF a month! We get a little spicy regarding what we would do if our side piece proposed before the main piece did... thoughts? Tapp in!!!! OH THERES A WILD ASS "WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTION" AT THE END! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pleaseexcusemypottymouth/message

No Crying In Baseball
Even the Mascot has Game Face

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 56:32


Your 100% unionized (most of the time) podcast team breaks down the process in motion to authorize the MLBPA to collectively bargain on behalf of minor league players.  It's happening. Gunnar Henderson takes over the league lead in Quality Hair Above Replacement.  Pottymouth explores the alternate career choices of Rafael Devers and Kike Hernandez. Paul Goldschmidt, Spencer Strider, and Aaron Judge are on tears that did not appear in our truly abysmal pre-season predictions. If you are going to have sex at a ballpark, clearly Rogers Centre is your best choice.  There will be MLB baseball in Mexico City, WBC rosters grow, and so does Puerto Rican women's baseball. We crosstrain with the WNBA. We say, “follow us for cocktail recommendations but don't go to Vegas with our predictions,” “We're going to segue from THAT to unionizing the minors?,” and “I need a chopstick.”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

Please Excuse My Potty Mouth
Please Excuse My Potty Mouth - Season 5 - EPISODE 3

Please Excuse My Potty Mouth

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 86:29


yo yo yo! we're back again with episode number mfkin 3! we discuss lizzo vs. aries, some controversial topics and moreeeee! its a good one y'all! tap the fuck innnnnnn! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pleaseexcusemypottymouth/message

No Crying In Baseball
The O's Bandwagon has Cocktails

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 47:47


Even theme cocktails won't get Pottymouth to commit to the Orioles bandwagon. Yet. We celebrate the streak of Adolis Garcia, the resurgence of TJ Friedl, and the homecoming of Gavin Sheets. We ask important questions like “Who DFA's Jesus?” and “anyone know where to get a safe tattoo in the state of NY?”  J-Rod is a Mariner for life, and Oneil Cruz is very strong and very tall. The new and balanced 2023 season schedule has the AL East breathing a sigh of relief. With the first day of school upon us, we find a way to use Rodolfo Castro as a cell phone teaching moment. We say, “Oh honey. Kike has always been hot,” and for the first time ever, “good job, Hammers fans.”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

Savage Bear Podcast
Episode 64: Patrik the Pottymouth

Savage Bear Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2022 58:37


"The boys are back in town! After a dramatic but successful performance, our Wonderers head back into Escadar, where secrets are revealed to them and a special task is given. Who can they trust? Where will this task take them? Will Bunny's date go well??"

No Crying In Baseball
Maybe His Frontal Cortex will Grow

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2022 59:34


After a get to know you tequila shot, Suzy of the new Bourbon & Baseball podcast, and our own fantasy league, joins Pottymouth for this week's show while Patti lifts heavy things in Syracuse. Pottymouth braves Camden Yards without Patti because Kiké is back and there were bleacher seats to be had. Our pal Brett was DFA'd, making room for rising star Kyle Stowers. Suzy brings the Astros love and reassures us that all of our former BFs are being well taken care of by the Houston fan base. Pottymouth ponders the parenting style of Fernando's mom and dad. Suzy fits right in with a Yankees Suck segment, and enjoys how opposing teams believe the ‘stros can hack pitchcom. In the Police Blotter, Ozuna gets hit with a DUI, Blake Snell gets hit by a DUI, and we wonder about a secret backstory to Hader's move to the Padres. Pottymouth catches us up on qualifiers for the Women's World Cup and possibly drops a hack to getting World Baseball Classic tickets. We say “blanket of orange,” and “His strength came in his facial hair.”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

First Up with Landsberg & Colaiacovo
James Duthie on where McTavish's tournament ranks all time, Bedard's pottymouth postgame & Stankoven's impressive performance

First Up with Landsberg & Colaiacovo

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 16:43


TSN Hockey and Rubber Boots Podcast Host James Duthie joins First Up to recap Canada's thrilling win over Finland at the 2022 World Junior Championships. Duthie shares his thoughts on where Mason McTavish's dominant performance ranks all time in Canadian World Juniors lore, Connor Bedard's profanity filled postgame interview, why he was impressed by Logan Stankoven's performance, and more.

Toys Reluctant Adult Podcast
Disney Bans Bluey Over Potty Mouth

Toys Reluctant Adult Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 66:52


Super7 haunts our dreams with their latest set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ultimates pre-orders. Plus, what is your fascination with our forbidden toy pallet of mystery? And, talk about working blue. Disney decries the latest Bluey episode is too hot for tv, but what exactly is their objection? Is there some game where I just lie really still on a comfy bed or something? It's The Reluctant Adult Podcast! Save 10% and get Free Shipping on in-stock items on Entertainment Earth https://ee.toys/TOYPOD TikTok @TheReluctantAdultPodcast Instagram @TheReluctantAdultPodcast Twitter @Reluctant_Pod Facebook Toy Sale Boat YouTube The Reluctant Adult Podcast Paul's Amazon Wishlist Bill's Amazon Wishlist

No Crying In Baseball
The Stars Were Bright, Fernando

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 47:49


Tatis, Jr. has disappointed his teammates, his coaches, and perhaps most terrifying, Abba-singing moms. We discuss the suspension, maturity levels, and the need to make better choices. Skye Bolt needs to make better choices for breakfast, but “leaves it all on the field” for the As. Jeurys Familia leads us to discuss if players can earn their way off the never gonna be a boyfriend list. Solomon Bates comes out and gets an indy ball gig. Advocates for Minor Leaguers checks Manfred's math and it does not turn out well for the Commissioner. Paul Goldschmidt, J.T. Realmuto and Bryce Harper join Team USA for the World Baseball Classic, and you can watch women's world cup qualifiers right now. We say, “Don't eat things that are suspect,” “Assistant Captain America,” and “Anzoategui,” again.Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

The Rob is Right Podcast
Deepstate Dumpster Fire

The Rob is Right Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022 41:38


Tomorrow's news today from the legendary Rob Smith! It is August 12th 2022! Today's stories are Obama's 300 Million Documents, FBI plants evidence, Pennsylvania Politicians harassed, Judge Reinhart sounds off, Garland's Press Conference, Murkowski's Secret Plan, Beto's Potty Mouth, Woke Ketman, and the Left's Principles! Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, ALL THAT GOOD STUFF! WE POST DAILY! If you don't see us, check our other socials. If you got a favorite, we are most likely on it! Our Link Tree has all of our Socials! - https://allmylinks.com/robisright

Bald and Blonde
Potty Mouth

Bald and Blonde

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 35:59


What words are you using frequently? Are you saying what you mean? Do you use words that fall into the category of "noise pollution", meaning you want to get something off your chest quickly without truly thinking about what you're saying? Do some of your expressions truly bring you closer to a solution? Enjoy a respectful, yet heated discussion about communication styles that are often used dead ends. Enjoy! We need your help with as little as $1 to continue serving humanity with free quality content that we have provided over the past 100+ episodes. Every little contribution helps us to serve our human family! https://baldandblonde.live/support-us Join our Telegram channel here for deeper discussions: https://t.me/baldandblonde Link to download the Island Model Book: https://daisypapp.com/store/homo-sapiens-isolatus We appreciate your support so we can keep our episodes free of advertisement! You can support us here: https://baldandblonde.live/support-us Also, check out our Empowering Audio Programs™ and join thousands of others achieving outstanding results! https://baldandblonde.live/empower-audios For more resources visit our website: https://baldandblonde.live Leave a review on Apple Podcasts here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bald-and-blonde/id1528121193 Leave a review on Podchaser for Android users here: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bald-and-blonde-1401497 Follow us on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/baldandblonde.live/ Empowering Audio Programs™ here: https://baldandblonde.live/empower-audios To hear the song "Life can be easy" by Arimatea visit her website here: https://arimateaartist.com/#music For the official music video click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wAb-wTdyRM&t=1s --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/selfrecoding/support

No Crying In Baseball
Channel Your Inner Ted Lasso

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 57:52


The trade deadline gave us all the feels from “Baseball is Fun” to so much crying in baseball.  We give you the rundown on how our favorite teams did and where our boyfriends ended up. Pottymouth laments Christian Vasquez and Patti is all in on Phillips 66. Our friends at Friars on the Farm are a great resource on the former San Diego prospects on the move. Women are playing baseball the world over and more teasers drop about the World Baseball Classic. We crosstrain with the Britney Griner prison sentence. Big Papi can do anything and is a master of timing. We say “Social Justice Josh Wash,” “So many neeners,” and “Cannabis” an unusual number of times.Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

Please Excuse My Potty Mouth
Please Excuse My Potty Mouth - Season 5 - EPISODE 2

Please Excuse My Potty Mouth

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 97:43


Back again! ON time! Lol! Well in this episode we cover some trending global news, some relationship topics, and of course answer those famous would you rather questions. It's a good one y'all! TAP TF IN!

Please Excuse My Potty Mouth
Please Excuse My Potty Mouth - Season 5 - EPISODE 1

Please Excuse My Potty Mouth

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 77:51


YOOOOOOOO! WE'REEEEEE BACKKK! TAP TFFF INNNN WITH US AS WE MAKE A COMEBACK! THINGS ARE DIFFERENT. MONKEYPOX ON THE RISE, WOMEN MATCHING MEN'S MASCULINE ENERGY, WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS AND MOREEEE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pleaseexcusemypottymouth/message

No Crying In Baseball
We're Steeped in Something

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 50:51


West Coast Correspondent Deborah joins Patti to talk Max, mud, and Manfred while Pottymouth is on the road. Another eat the rich rant emerges from Rob Manfred's letter regarding the anti-trust exemption, which merely proves that the Commissioner is completely detached from the gig economy and a sense of right and wrong in addition to the math of a living wage. The expanded playoff plan seems to be working for your hosts as they are already quoting games behind in the Wildcard for teams that last year would be out of it. Austin Hays creates a scholarship and checks off a future boyfriend box. Max shows his old guy traits. Deborah gets a lead on the secret location of the mud. Is Walltimore catching on in the AL East? The Rogers Centre plans say maybe so!  The International Draft proposal dies with a whimper. Why is there a trashcan of baseball pants on Patti's deck?We say “science-ify,” “The double-bird is not how I greet *my* friends, but okay,” and “I just turned into Norma Rae.”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

No Crying In Baseball
Eat the Rich, Drink Tequila

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2022 64:06


Women in Baseball Week and National Tequila Day coincide and it looks just like the NCiB Venn diagram. Pottymouth gives us the historical perspective of the record-setting game between the Blue Jays and that other team and manages to celebrate our boyfriend's fine showing. Except for the one, which may get re-dumped. Soto Watch includes the Nats steep asking price, and air travel trash talk. We are seriously bad at pre-season predictions and prove it at this mid-season check-in. A tearful Pottymouth recounts the Hall of Fame induction of Big Papi, and those other honorees that don't make her cry. Patti's Eat the Rich rant exposes the crassness of Commissioner Rob Manfred “rejecting the premise” that minor league players do not earn a living wage. In a nutshell, Manfred earns the average AAA annual salary in approximately two hours. Women in Baseball week is being celebrated in all the right ways. Baseball for All nationals hosted 450 girl ballplayers, support from major league teams, a new Shirley Burkovich Hustle Award, and a preview of the new League of Her Own series that Maybelle Blair says tells the real story. The Women's National Open proceeded right into the national team tryouts and we have our fingers crossed for a local favorite.We say “I've got Pottymouth and tequila so I'll get through this,” “I'm just going to take one little sip of tequila here,” “I've only finished half, oh no, two-thirds, of my tequila.”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

Jumbo with Tony James
Jumbo Ep:437 - 25.07.22 - He's Got A Potty Mouth Today!

Jumbo with Tony James

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 21:29


Jumbo Ep:437 - 25.07.22 - He's Got A Potty Mouth Today!Support me on Patreon at:www.patreon.com/Jumbowww.buymeacoffee.com/jumbowww.jumbopodcast.comYou can listen on Spotify, Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, Spreaker and many others.Email: Jumbopodcast@gmail.comFacebook: /TonyJamesComedyTwitter: @TonyJamesComedyInstagram: @TonyJamesComedy

No Crying In Baseball
Safety is Job One

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2022 51:55


Pottymouth survived both Red Sox at Yankee Stadium and the Dead at Citifield and tells us all about it. Game day descriptions include boyfriend highlights (fun to celebrate a Jeter homer at Yankee Stadium), and a little too much information theater. Matt Carpenter has found his swing, Whit Merrifield's consecutive game streak ends in a wimper, and rookie Adley Rutschman's pinch hit homer is the first since Trey. Will Soto make Pottymouth regret the City Connect jersey? Is $440million really not enough? We boldly predict Home Run Derby winners. So many draft-eligible players are children of professional ball players – nature or nurture?Eve Rosenbaum joins the Os front office, and Nelson Cruz gets the nod to manage the Dominican Republic's  World Baseball Classic team. In the labor report, the threat of an All Star Game strike gets the parties back to the negotiating table in the fight for higher wages for Dodger Stadium concession workers. Thousands of minor leaguers will be due part of a $185million class action settlement because of minimum wage and overtime violations.We say “Just a little seething,” “His forearms outrank your situational power,” and “I too have children.”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

No Crying In Baseball
Walk-Off Bingo

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 50:20


Patti and the Pottymouth record from neighborhood brewery 3Stars and wish them a fond farewell on their last day of operations. Pottymouth has been back to Fenway so she has a LOT to say, including reports of a hero named Jeter. Patti celebrates the return of Corey's bat, the historic naming of Jazz to the All-Star roster, and the water wings of probable future BF J-Rod. There is pondering over the Os just being fun, or are they actually good. The UK hosts Derby X (is it “ex” or “ten?  We  don't know!) which sounds exactly like something we would come up with over tasty beer at a local brewery. Patti gives you the basics on how next week's draft works, as well as an overview of the latest proposals for an international draft. Important events in girls baseball are happening from T-ball to elite levels. Advocates for Minor Leaguers toss around terms like “minor league conspiracy” and “illegal” in their response to the Senate request for information on MLB's antitrust exemption. Pottymouth makes travel plans for the World Baseball Classic. We say “little umbrellas in our drinks,”  “hard and bitter,” and “Chipotle or lobster?”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

No Crying In Baseball
Apologies to the Women and Children

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2022 42:54


The Angels-Mariners brawl turns out to be a treasure trove of boyfriend activity including suspensions, pizza deliveries, giant tips for drivers, and another Abigail Situation. We break down Freddie's no good very bad week. Pottymouth un-dumps Jerran Duran and puts dibs on Jonathan Araúz as a possible future bp. We say farewell to Lo Cain, welcome our As bfs to the show, and appreciate Raimel Tapia's dramatic qHar reveal.  Kyle Tucker runs on PitchCom. Good humans this week include David Price, Joe Ross, and Liam Hendriks for speaking out on reproductive rights, and Max Scherzer treats the Rumble Ponies to a feast to remember during his re-hab stint. Note to Stras, you can do better than Chipotle.The Senate Judiciary Committee reached out to Advocates for Minor Leaguers which signals movement on MLB's antitrust exemption, the reason minor league players are allowed poor wages and conditions. A vote decided Oakland's Howard Terminal is not a port after all, which means the As are not yet going to Vegas. The Padres released their City Connect unis this week and we are ready for the beach! We say “smells like wine, tastes like beer,” extreme Yankees exposure, and “temper the passion, protect the skull.”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

No Crying In Baseball
Stop SAYING Things

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2022 49:29


We learned that commenting on the pace of a game in progress is as bad as saying “no-hitter” in the midst of one, and get called “Karen” for noting that a combined no-no is different from a no-no. We launch into the SCOTUS rant that you knew was coming, but don't worry, we deftly tie it to baseball and provide a checklist of specific actions including standing up AND sitting down, and being like Lauren. Pottymouth loses another boyfriend due to character flaws, we get a “Let's Go, Jeter” chant at Fenway that we can get behind, and Patti remains stuck with Adley's mustache because you don't mess with a streak. Hell has frozen over as we agree with Buck over Dusty. Pottymouth proposes a qHar bracket. We introduce you to Proud to be in Baseball, founded by Bryan Ruby, which supports LGBTQ+ ballplayers in high school, college, and beyond. Rainbows appear in LMB (the Mexican baseball league) and we learn non gendered vocabulary words in Spanish! The Venezuelan Women's baseball semi-finals concluded this weekend, with Pottymouth noting 3 women umpires, and the ability to watch games on YouTube. Patti shares the joy of the pressbox during collegiate summer league games. We say “Super spreader bat mitzvah,” “Even the mustard is gay,” and by popular demand, “Anzoátegui.”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

The Morning Show with Nikki Medoro Podcast
Nikki Medoro - Potty mouth Draymond Green highlights Warriors victory parade, toll and gas tax hikes

The Morning Show with Nikki Medoro Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2022 16:05


The Golden State Warriors victory parade down Market Street in San Francisco featured colorful commentary from star Draymond Green, and the Morning Show with Nikki Medoro addresses the appropriateness at the family event. Also, ABC White House Correspondent Karen Travers reports President Biden is considering a federal gas tax holiday to help Americans deal with sky high inflation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

KGO 810 Podcast
Nikki Medoro - Potty mouth Draymond Green highlights Warriors victory parade, toll and gas tax hikes

KGO 810 Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2022 16:05


The Golden State Warriors victory parade down Market Street in San Francisco featured colorful commentary from star Draymond Green, and the Morning Show with Nikki Medoro addresses the appropriateness at the family event. Also, ABC White House Correspondent Karen Travers reports President Biden is considering a federal gas tax holiday to help Americans deal with sky high inflation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hughesy & Kate Catchup - Hit Network - Dave Hughes and Kate Langbroek
CATCH UP - Erin's potty mouth and Hughesy's Mum the matchmaker!

Hughesy & Kate Catchup - Hit Network - Dave Hughes and Kate Langbroek

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2022 51:53


On today's catch up with the crew, Erin's got a bit of a potty mouth, Hughesy's Mum tried to set him up with a woman and what about Toadie's thoughts on The Logies!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Crying In Baseball
Moms agree, We are the Concussion Cure

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2022 45:50


While  Pottymouth takes in an As game with our west coast pals, Patti holds the fort with guest host, and avid softball fan, Avery. Avery recaps the glory that is the champion Oklahoma Sooners softball team, led by star coach Patty Glasso and reminds us of the joy of watching action-packed college softball. In boyfriend news we praise Adley's bat but worry about his qHar, praise Mark Canha and Taijuan Walker for their support of Pride Night, and sneak in Junior Pottymouth's praise for Manny Machado's milestone while Pottymouth isn't looking.Maybelle Blair makes us happy, not so much the Brewers new City Connect unis. The Mets engage about minor league conditions, and the NYT comes down hard on The Athletic. We recap some off the joy that is summer collegiate baseball and WAIT! Pottymouth breaks in with a surprise interview with friend of the show  Braden, and Braden's mom (!) from the Oakland Coliseum.We say “toot her own boyfriend horn,” “If you're going to put in all that effort…make it cute,” and “the unifying emotion is mortification.”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

No Crying In Baseball
I'll get the Woo, You get the Hoo

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 45:51


Patti is back from the plague, in time for the boyfriend home run barrage. Former bfs light up Gerrit Cole for home runs in the first three batters of a game. Three bfs currently on the Nationals homer back to back to back. Pottymouth wants bonus qHAR points for clutch pitching from Camilo Doval. Adley's bat wakes up, Jake's stays woke, and Jazz introduces the “I don't care” tool to the collection. The Corrections department revisits the Rays and the Pride upheaval, and corrects Florida Governor DeSantis as everything he knows is wrong. Will LaRussa firmly taking responsibility for his decisions prevent him from following in the footsteps of Joe Maddon and Joe Girardi? The Angels bring out the disco for Jared Walsh's cycle, and we debate whether their City Connect unis are pretty good or just fine. We are horrified by the number of transphobic bills harming student athletes and encourage you to act locally. The Angelos family, owners of the Orioles, bring the drama. Sons of Hall of Famers and All Stars stack the Brockton Rox and remind us to remind you to find your nearest summer collegiate baseball league and take in some games.We say “man bun,” “wealth of baseball-adjacent knowledge,” and “my dad looks nothing like Pedro Martinez.”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

Potty Mouth Pottycast
Not just boys fun!

Potty Mouth Pottycast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022 141:40


Episode 8 finds us discussing female band members, the greatness of Happy Flowers and which Potty Mouth bands never reached their full potential.

Mojo In The Morning
PHONE SCAM Potty Mouth Furniture

Mojo In The Morning

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 5:28


No Crying In Baseball
Pride and Prejudice

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 51:48


We've got a position player pitching! Patti is out with the plague which counts as down by 6 runs, so West Coast Correspondent Deborah joins Pottymouth and her Jamesons-spiked coffee for this week's show.We give a rundown on notable Pride month actions including Tampa Bay using the Progress Pride symbol (which is inclusive of black and brown and trans people) but leaving it to an “individual decision by players” as to wearing it or not. The Dodgers celebrate their 9th Glenn Burke Day, wearing pride hats on the field for the first time.  On June 11th, for Pride Day at Oracle Park, the Giants and Dodgers will be the first teams to jointly wear their progress pride hats on the field at same time. The Blue Jays get a nod for availability of gender-neutral bathrooms and donations to a local organization working with their staff on diversity and inclusion. Again the Yankees say “We don't do any theme nights” and the Texas Rangers are silent.Meanwhile, the Ohio's GOP-led house snuck language mandating a verification process for “suspected” trans athletes into an unrelated bill. This subjects any school athlete suspected of being trans to an external and internal examination. This horrific proposal affects everyone and could happen anywhere. It's everyone's responsibility to fight it so vote accordingly. Let the kids play.Patti's Nats bf Lane Thomas has a 3 home run game, and former bf Willians Astudillo not only stole a base on May 28, but then pitched a scoreless inning vs the Giants. Former bf (and current West Coast Correspondent bf) Joc Pederson's 3 home run game, was capped by a single leading to a walk-off win. What lead to his all time great hitting game?  Joc says “Barry Bonds was at the park and I talked to him for an hour.” Tommy Pham calls Mike Trout the worst commissioner in fantasy sports, which proves that Patti is better than Mike Trout with the possible exception of hitting and fielding (although we don't know that for sure). Xander Bogaerts broke the record for games played at short for Red Sox at 1094.  Give the longest tenured player on the team the C!Patreon supporter Bryan Jones uses his power for good to remind us all to watch the NCAA College Baseball Tournament. We share his LSU-centric thoughts including players to watch citing sexy defense and exceptional qHar, yet still manage to work in a go Terps! And a Buster Posey mention. Our fantasy league acted locally to punish Aaron Judge for denigrating OPACY. The Kids made their one and only trade ever to rid themselves of the perp, with the Leftovers promising to keep him on the bench.We say  “All purpose reactionary” “Tampa Bay is the least objectionable part of Florida,” and “Life changing pep talk without wearing pants.”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

No Crying In Baseball
In our fantasy league, no one gets slapped

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2022 39:08


After a field trip to see the Fredericksburg Nationals, Patti and the Pottymouth recorded this snack-sized, but jam-packed, episode over pizza and beer and perilously close to corn hole. The good news is we did NOT get kicked out of the ballpark (officially or recreationally) for sharing any of our opinions which appeared to differ greatly from the majority of the fans in the park, if t-shirt sentiments are to be believed, nor for the expressly stated “no profanity” rule. The other good news is Stephen Strasburg looked great in his re-hab assignment,we got to meet Patti's adopted minor leaguer, the FredNats won, and we found Adventure Brewing and Rosie's Pizza Truck.This week was a tipping point in “sticking to sports” as calls for sensible gun laws permeated media interviews, video boards, and social media. Gabe Kapler takes a stand by not standing but making sure we know why, Natasha Cloud calls for backup and Sean Doolittle responds, and the Yankees and Rays social media teams jump into the fray.Pottymouth witnessed Juan Soto's 200th double and shared quality time with the Nat's Woo Guy. In other boyfriend news, Ildemara Vargas goes to Rochester, Bobby Witt becomes a doubles machine, George Springer makes a difference, and this piece about Adley Rutschman is a must-read of the week. Gerardo Parra retires – but not completely. Pottymouth profiles Verónica Hernández, of the Modesto Nuts, the first Latina GM in an affiliated team, and holds her example out as a possible career path for Patti. In our Police Blotter, MLB calls out ballparks at all levels for not providing the required adequate facilities for women traveling with teams, and gives them a deadline to show how they will make it right. Josh Donaldson is suspended for calling Tim Anderson “Jackie,” and Tommy Pham is out for three games for slapping Joc Pederson over old fantasy league beef.We say “They shuffle on the bottom,” “That's my Woo situation,” and “Really good with pickles!”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith,  and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

No Crying In Baseball
Inside (the) Baseball

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 77:44


Dr. Meredith Wills joins us to talk about what's up with the dead/mushy/squishy baseball. We learn about her years as the “destroyer of baseballs” to look for changes in construction, materials, anything that makes the ball behave differently from year to year or even game to game. Consider the humidor! Our give the ball to a kid mantra evolves into a more complicated algorithm ending in “send the ball to Meredith.”Patti's birthday wish was granted and Adley Rutschman finally got his call up – hijinks ensue. We say "as a knitter," "frizzy hair solution," and "you can shuffle Juan."Get boosted, fight the man, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

Parent Busters
Butt Breathing Turtles and Potty Mouth Animals

Parent Busters

Play Episode Play 16 sec Highlight Listen Later May 17, 2022 25:28


Get out your potty puns because we're talking all about butt breathers and potty mouths on this episode of the Parent Busters podcast!We'll cover weird animal facts like:Answering how do turtles breathe underwater AND have a mohawk?What animals can breathe through their anus?Is there cloacal respiration in humans? (Say what???)Is it possible to poop out of mouth? Which animal poops from its mouth?Do jellyfish eat and poop out of the same holeDo bats poop out of their mouths?What does butterfly poop look like?& SO MANY MORE weird facts in this funny and fun podcast for kids about weird respiration in animals and funny ways animals excrete waste in the form of (and how they do it!). Hitch up your boots and wade in deep to this episode that doesn't stink! ALSO: GRAB OUR FREE BUSTER DEDUCTION SHEET TO USE WITH THE EPISODE & HEAD OVER TO PARENTBUSTERS.COM TO GET MORE LEARNING AFTER LISTENING IDEAS FOR THIS TOPIC & FUN KIDS' LEARNING IDEAS FOR ALL OUR PODCAST EPISODES*ALL SOURCES USED IN THIS EPISODE LISTED IN THE EPISODE POST ON PARENTBUSTERS.COM. WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO VISIT THE SITES AND CONTINUE LEARNING AFTER LISTENING!

No Crying In Baseball
I Could Be Pitchcom

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 50:25


During a *real* no-hitter, Patti's former forever BF Anthony Rendon homers from the left off of the “American Ohtani” and her other former forever BF Christian Yelich hits for his 3rd cycle vs the Reds. Pottymouth's forever BF Juan Soto walks into history books once again. Mauricio Dubón and his childhood dream go to the Astros, James McCann is about to gain superpowers, and Josh Naylor earns his celly. Will Patti get an Adley call-up for her birthday? Kyle Tucker puts in a good day's work, and the Royals are full of wit/Witt/Whit. Kumar Rocker is the best thing to happen to the ValleyCats since the Mayors' Race.Cuba and Curaçao make Serie del Caribe 2023, Pottymouth's Happy Place, even better! We cross train with an update on Britney Griner's continued detention in Russia – please make this a big deal. And it isn't championship season SOMEWHERE without your hosts going off on Games Seven vs Game Sevens.We say “pocket-sized alien,” “Mark Wahlberg and a beer,'' and “The woodsy i invented all by myself.”Get boosted, fight the man, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

The Awkward Apocalypse
18 - The Potty Mouth Christian (American Christianity - Part 8)

The Awkward Apocalypse

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 16:55


Is cussing really a big deal? Why is cussing such a central focus of what a Christian should and should not be exposed to? Does our obsession with cussing reveal something deeper about our self-righteous fragility? What begins as a simple question ends in a deeper place than you might imagine.

No Crying In Baseball
Orange Makes it Brunch

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 49:45


This episode, recorded on location in Rochester, NY on Mother's Day morning, features spiked coffee and more than the usual number of people named Pottymouth. Our AAA Rochester Redwings outing was like a visit to boyfriends past, with a pitch clock. “Adley Watch” and “adorable fourth grader of the week” appear to be new regular segments – the latter with the takeaways that 1) vaccinations make adorable possible and 2) give the ball to a kid. We celebrate Miggy, Dusty, and Buster. We share an interlude of fireside baseball stories from friends, family,  and the aforementioned collection of Pottymouths. We could do a whole series on the star-studded Australian Women's Baseball Showcase. The Police Blotter features an unexpected apology from an umpire, and we visit the basement of our fantasy league. We say, “Family baseball dynamics,” It's early and coffee instead of later and beer,” and “The zombie verb you are looking for.”Get boosted, fight the man, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

No Crying In Baseball

Patti is willing to die on the hill of a combined no-hitter not being a no-no. Pottymouth is deeply tired of discussing Trevor Bauer who is appealing his record-setting suspension but otherwise is not appealing in any way. The Contreras brothers and the “brothers” from the Bahamas (Jazz and Lucius) warm our hearts this week, as does too-soon BF Christian Pache. Carlos Rodón is a bright spot in Pottymouth's otherwise IL-troubled boyfriend team, and we are officially on Adley Watch.The Yankee Letter disappoints, and we may have taken the fun out of your holiday party. On one hand, Mexican baseball is big fun – see Junior Lake stealing all the bases at once, on the other, the LMB is the land of  second chances for abusers. The new CPBL team brings the green! Over 1000 minor leaguers petition MLB for Spring Break paychecks, as a baby step to unionization. We continue to try not to judge City Connect uniforms, but ESPN has no such restrictions. And your hosts are super happy in the basement. We say “Kiké pants,” “Going down rabbit holes with tequila,” and “It's a good thing that I'm well oiled for this one.”Get boosted, fight the man, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

Randumbness
Episode #88 | Sexy Potty Mouth

Randumbness

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 44:36


Matt is back and we get dumb again. Studio gets an upgrade, Matt hocks up a demon, a new $100 idea is born, getting hit in the back of the balls and much more in this weeks episode of The Randumbness Podcast. Get your Everyday Dose!: www.everydaydose.com (Use Promo Code: DUMMY15 for 15% OFF) Get the ibble App here: https://ibblesocial.onelink.me/5a9i/join FOLLOW US on ibble: https://ibble.onelink.me/dMey/b9fbaa7d Call The Show: (304) 853-DUMB or (304) 853-3862 E-Mail Us: therandumbnesspodcast@gmail.com Visit the website: https://www.podpage.com/therandumbnesspodcast Check out our Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Listen on your favorite Podcast App: http://linktr.ee/Randumbness Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therandumbnesspodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/randumbnesspod Twitter: https://twitter.com/kevrandumb Get your FREE 60-DAY Supply of MAW Energy Drink Here: https://drinkmaw.com/?rfsn=5907659.728033c Buy us a Virtual Beer! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/randumbness Pick up your Rewind Superfood Greens Drink Use Promo Code: DUMMYU20 for 20% OFF of your first order! http://rewindco.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/randumbness/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randumbness/support

No Crying In Baseball
The Wrong Kind of Beer Parade

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 32:06


In this snack-sized episode, Patti and Pottymouth hit the road to see some High-A baseball and record on location at Wilmington Brew Works. Yankees fans pelt Guardians outfielders with debris and it may be our fault for not including “Just don't throw shit on the field” in our ballpark rules. Myles Straw climbing the outfield wall to defend Steven Kwan inks him onto Patti's BF list for next year, and former bf Josh Naylor explains how things should have gone in absolutely NCiB terms. Hey Miggy, you're so fine! We can't not salute historic  hit #3000. Kelsie Whitmore of the Staten Island Ferry Hawks pinch runs her way into the history books.In our Police Blotter, Tim Anderson flips off Cleveland fans and we explain the whole Yankee Letter situation. There's energizer Panda Power in the LMB. We saw the pitch clock in action during a highly efficient game between the Wilmington Blue Rocks and the Hickory Crawdads, then backed up our anecdotal findings with actual data.  During its first 132 games in use, the current pitch clock rules have knocked an average of 20 minutes off of game time.We say “Mr. Celery,” “karma bit them in the butt,” and “Nakken rhymes with Kraken.”Get boosted, fight the man, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

5...4...3...2...fun!!

dear livejournal, are you shy or outgoing? are you introverted or extroverted? a shy extrovert? an outgoing introvert? i thought i knew what i was, but i guess it’s totally situational. large events with lots of people make me anxious, but if i’m organizing it, or have some sort of meaningful role, that totally changes my energy level. i love attention. hand me a microphone and i become a monster. i’ve had a preference for plans and schedules but maybe i can go with the flow? just need to make sure i take breaks and recharge. it’s cool to learn new things about yourself. drink water.DOWNLOAD RECORDINGsubscribe to the podcast here: http://feeds.feedburner.com/5432fun(intro by omar)DROOL “Sky” DROOL IINADINE “Pews” oh myChris Cohen “Song They Play” Chris CohenRosie Tucker “Beautiful Machine” LowlightBlessed “Thought” SaltCry Babe “Soft Honk” Be CoolPotty Mouth “Liar” SNAFUCasey Chisholm “Slow Down” Try Not to QuitBellows “Judgment” The Rose GardenerNeato fleets “kingsland” gorgonheadCamp Counselor “black crayon” scabsDan Francia “Stereotype” Come Back To LifeZack Benlan “Jenny is a Genie” Jackaroo in the SlewToyota “Atomic” ToyotaVery Crush “Very Possibility” Sleeping SeventeenStrange Passage “No End in Sight” Shouldn’t Be Too LongPreening “Everything Is A T-Shirt” Gang LaughterYeesh “Well Adjusted” Confirmation Bias

No Crying In Baseball
Rum is the Death of Us

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2022 53:08


Alyssa Nakken makes history again while just doing her job adjacent to an “unfortunate racist incident” as we remind you that there's a reason unwritten rules aren't written. Alec Bohm makes 1) Patti's Phillies prediction come true early and 2) Pottymouth feel right at home. Ke'Bryan Hayes rakes in the beer money while Heliot Ramos settles for a cup of coffee. Joe Maddon sends Corey Seager on a surprising walk. Patti takes Albert Pujols' announcement of his decision to divorce his wife days after her brain tumor surgery very personally and Pottymouth sends his shirt to the thrift store in solidarity. MLB's Trailblazer series in Vero, Florida hosts 11-13 year old girls from 25 states plus these places that are not states: Puerto Rico, Washington, DC, and Canada. Roki Sasaki has faced 52 batters without giving up a hit, leading us to ponder which is more important – the potential perfect game, or preserving the streak?  Mark “We'll never sell the Nationals” Lerner announces that the ownership group is exploring selling the Nationals. Patti is concerned about agreeing with Buck Showalter. NCiB encourages you to Adopt a Minor Leaguer, since all the cool kids are doing it. We say “fragile masculinity issues,” “when does it stop being weird?” and “I vote for hoodwinking.”Get boosted, fight the man, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

No Crying In Baseball
Don't Question the Voice in Your Head

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 55:08


Opening weekend brought us PitchCom, a couple of bench-clearing conversations, and a labor rant about MLB mobile ordering not allowing us to tip our stadium workers. Seth Beer proves our bf designation absolutely on point, plus boyfriend heroics from Teoscar Hernandez, Bobby Witt, Jr., and Juan Soto. There's former bf joy with Nelson Cruz (if you *have* to have a DH…) and picked too soon Joey Bart, plus dominos falling with Pedro Severino.  Jazz and Rachel go full Pottymouth. Patti searches desperately for a rhyme with Buck to describe her feelings for the Bucks Showalter and Joe. We add Staten Island to our ballpark tour plans to see Kelsie Whitmore in action. 20 year old Rōki Sasaki's perfect game leads our international baseball news. And because we can't help it, we spend a lot of time on sock height, what “striking out the side” really means, and imposing our own rules for ballpark behavior.We say “extra slippy,” “I can hook you up with that koozie,” and “our frickin' Church of Baseball.”Get boosted, fight the man, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

No Crying In Baseball

Patti and the Pottymouth boldly predict the upcoming season's award winners and champions. Our logic is as airtight as you would expect (Patti goes where the Matts go and Pottymouth follows her heart). The minor leagues are brazenly getting to second base more quickly, and taking all of our money with this year's ¡Copa de Diversión! merch. We congratulate the Tigers for treating Tork right, the Cardinals for bringing back Tio Albert, and the O's coming to an agreement with Trey Mancini. Our police blotter drags the litigation happy usual suspect as well as the universal DH. We're watching for an expat Cuban team in the 2023 World Baseball Classic, and welcome the start of the season in the CPBL, KBO, and NBP. Heartfelt condolences to the family and friends of baseball icon Shirley Burkovich.We say “the piña poof,” “Say Yes to the Beverages,” and “I have Monkees 45s.” Get boosted, fight the man, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

No Crying In Baseball
Vigilant and Unpredictable

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 44:03


Patti and the Pottymouth reveal their Fantasy Boyfriend Baseball rosters for the new season, backing up their selections with references to Wardle vs Wordle strategies, adult beverages, philanthropy, children, and cars. So that tracks. Sticky stuff is back, bringing a new level of awkward to umpire duties. NYC caves to the sports lobby and rolls back a vaccine mandate, while Toronto fans tell unvaxxed players on US teams where to put their accusations of competitive imbalance. The Red Sox hold the line and Trevor Story makes a good choice. Pottymouth highlights women's baseball in Pakistan, Malaysia, and Venezuela. UK Women go to France, and Australian women go to the finals. How about the view from this ballpark, setting the record for game played at highest elevation? Bernie Sanders wants to Save American Baseball from the whims of billionaire owners and we were with him even before he said “oligarch.” We say “hogwashy,” “if she says so, it IS so,” “back up articulation,” and refer to the Blue Jays as “that other bird.” Get boosted, fight the man, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.

No Crying In Baseball
March is Mad and Rocking

No Crying In Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 47:20


NCiB boyfriends of the past are making splashy news in trades and free agency.  We dwell on Freddie and the Welcome Matts, Eugenio's qHar, and Miami's Soler power, among other big bats and homecomings. We profile our fantasy pitching squads – Pottymouth goes west coast with Giants pitching, and Patti is still grooving on Hammers pitching since the World Series. COVID protocols are back in conversation, along with juggling NYC vaccine mandates and Canada's public health protections. How ‘bout those Red Sox getting stragglers vaxxed? Our Police Blotter is on repeat with extensions of Trevor Bauer's admin leave, but also drags Ohio Girl Patti's Cleveland Browns down to the gutter. Also a crime? The spring training caps frying the scalps of the faint of hair. Big news in the world of Minor League Baseball as a federal judge rules that minor league players are full time employees, not seasonal, so minimum wage and other labor standards apply! Stay tuned! CA State Senator Josh Becker introduced the Minor League Player's Bill of Rights. Things Are Happening. Spring Training Breakfast Baseball is back with the CPBL.“We say “horrific piece of legislation,” “a lot of people spend a lot of time on those bridesmaids,” and “Benji but with schnauzer ears.” Get boosted, fight the man, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.