The Important Questions attacks the hard hitting subjects. Each episode presents four pressing questions discussed in great detail. It's as if Ask Reddit had its own podcast.
Happy Monday to the pathetic office drones who need a podcast to help ease the pain (this is me). Episode 102 is here, proving once and for all that we're not just big losers coming back to drop one episode years later. And we have four topics that are solidly decent for you. 1) What would you do if you woke up to Hitler giving you a BJ? 2) Do you wash your legs in the shower? 3) What would be the onomatopoeias experienced in everyday life if life were like a comic book? 4) What is the line between cute and cringe when it comes to pet ownership? Like us on page. Donate to money. Needing money a lot now.
1.5 years of no uploads isn't enough to make us lose our entire fanbase, right? RIGHT? Well we had some life changes so cut us some slack. We're still just as incredibly stupid as ever. Smitty draws today's art in real time to give Rico something to spank to later. Here's the topics this week. 1) Why are you the bad guy if you get upset publicly over somebody else's smell? 2) How can Rico use his newly birthed child in exploitative ways? 3) Would you befriend or date a floating and sentient pair of boobs? 4) What job is better after two beers? Our Patreon is still active and we would love to convince you to throw us money as we venture into getting Smitty a better microphone (coming next episode, btw). We're not sure when bonus content is returning or if we're still resetting the show, BUT that's all a part of following our dumb asses. Also - new text/voicemail line - shoot us a stupid goddamn message at 708-433-9153.
The 2nd demo of our attempt at a reboot series. And again, can't go without those sweet tropes of ours. Topics: 1) How do you spend your time in the 2 week notice period of quitting a job? 2) What are the worst minor injuries? 3) What are the best sci-fi tropes? 4) Would you wear the Lord of the Rings ring if it made you invisible but Smiegel appeared by you every time you wore it? Follow us or something.
Back before Dave and Scott decided to pack their bags and go cross country, abandoning Smitty and Rico, they were in the works to create a new show called The Circle Jerkwads. The show was to be Important Questions adjacent but without some of the same tropes. I think the lesson is that those tropes worked for a reason, and we were wrong to abandon them. Are you satisfied is the greatest way to end every topic. Full stop. Topics: 1) What TV shows have you seen too much of despite it being awful? 2) What are some creative ways to address the wage gap? 3) Would you go to space if the conditions were right? 4) If you woke up suddenly 5 years in the future, how would you respond? This is where I'd put to follow us. But as of right now, I'm not sure if that matters. You still can if you want.
Hello special bozos. Here's some good shit just for you for the first time. So be gentle ;)
Lightning Round style episode with 8 questions for just those who think we're worth something. 1) What is the weirdest reason to give someone a discount on a product? 2) How can we make more effective communication with sweatpant ass words? 3) How much influence could you have dressed as Ronald McDonald in a McDonalds? 4) What is the most overused movie trope? 5) What causes people to choose between ass and tits? 6) How can be make the DMV more tolerable? 7) What would be the best next step in human evolution? 8) How would you argue in favor of incest? See ya next month, bozos.
In this month's bonus episode, the guys look back at their first episode and tear it to shreds.
In honor of your money, Smitty lays down some erotic words over smooth jazz instrumentals.
For your listening pleasure - here's our best words thrown into our worst stories.
This week, we choose the adventure for you, the listener. In this choose our own adventure special.....
This is some real boner shit right here. The dudes attempt a remote podcast.
Who's gonna win this round of REAL OR FAKE NEWS?
Lightning round of fun. Lightning round of joy. Special uber eats driver guest stars. Wow this is good stuff.
A tripping balls story decided by the acolytes.
This is the SERIES FINALE and it's extra long, just for you. Thank you to everyone who ever downloaded an episode. Hope you enjoyed our nonsense. This week's topics... -Piss Poll Results -Scott Orders Silk Boxers -Acknowledging nice butts -What was our favorite questions on the show? -Do farts push the poop out, or does poop push the farts out? -What would it be like if humans had a mating season? -How was porn invented? -Which animal would be the worst to bang? -The Lightning Dump See you on another platform, beauzeaus.
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END OF THIS EPISODE. IF YOU ARE A FAN OF THIS SHOW IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM STICK AROUND FOR THAT BUT ALSO THE FOLLOWING 4 QUESTIONS... 1) What are the stupidest hills you will die on? 2) Is social media a net positive or negative? 3) What is the least amount of money you'd accept to have 86,000 people respectfully fuck your ass? 4) What would we do with an Acolytes Onlyfans?
We are just 2 episodes away from 100 - and in reflection, these questions have never been so important as they are now. 1) What can Scott do to stay in practice for sex despite not having any? 2) How do you prepare your meals? 3) What have we owned for a very long time for no real reason? 4) Can the Acolytes differentiate real vs. fake news articles (PART 3 OR 4 I FORGOT!) BIG ANNOUNCEMENT SOON! Consider being a Patreon donor. We have bonus episodes and new benefits coming soon. Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 - Call us NOW! (You can text it too, we recently discovered...) MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
They say the best things in life are free. And our bonus content costs $1 per month. Here's the free questions for you non donors this week. 1) What does pimple juice taste like and is it better or worse than cum? (Thanks Rico....) 2) Is there a standard wine and bread for Christian communion, or can they serve whatever they want? 3) Who is writing the shitty boomer memes on social media? 4) What if CPR was done by fucking butts? BIG ANNOUNCEMENT SOON! Consider being a Patreon donor. We have bonus episodes and new benefits coming soon. Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 - Call us NOW! (You can text it too, we recently discovered...) MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Episodes are back - AND bonus episodes return this month... Episode 96 topics - 1) What services should be made deliverable? 2) Would you assume the responsibilities of the Headless Horseman if it meant you could use your own head for sex stuff? 3) Which animal would be the weirdest with human buttcheeks? 4) What are the best cleanliness tips for pubes? BIG ANNOUNCEMENT SOON! Consider being a Patreon donor. We have bonus episodes and new benefits coming soon. Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 - Call us NOW! (You can text it too, we recently discovered...) MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Nobody on our show is named Jerry. Stop asking for Jerry. Here's what we got this week. 1) Could you theoretically shove yourself up your own butt? 2) Would you use a gloryhole? 3) Which professions would be best to implement happy endings? 4) What merit badges would be given out in the Man Scouts? BIG ANNOUNCEMENT SOON! Consider being a Patreon donor. We have bonus episodes and new benefits coming soon. Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 - Call us NOW! MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Disease is rampant in our area. People are getting sick. It's also getting too cold to podcast outdoors. Dave is here to break down our future plans and also give an erotic story telling of how your face mask will protect you, courtesy of the great Chuck Tingle. Chuck, pls no copyright claims we don't get paid for this shit and also the pdf is free on your website. Chuck pls.
Today in podcasting, the acolytes answer some questions and then that's it. 1) What are god tier, mid tier, and shit tier swear words? 2) What would middle class white folk loot? 3) What's the longest you've gone in adult life without cumming? 4) What are the worst gender reveal ideas? There's a bonus episode getting released early next week too. So if you don't donate $1 per month on Patreon, you ain't getting it. And that would really suck for you.
Today marks Rico's first attempt at making art for the show. It also honors his return after being replaced by his own robot. If you missed that, you missed a huge story arch that may make you lost for episodes to come. If not, here's what we got coming today... 1) What is the shittiest animal to be? 2) Can the acolytes distinguish real from fake news? (ROUND 2) 3) Why has everyone forgotten about James Cameron's Avatar? 4) How do Amish people entertain themselves while they're shitting? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 - Call us you cowards. NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Episode 92 - Rico Takes the World's Longest Shit. Also there's 4 questions... 1) How could the Movie "Teeth" be applied to men and their dicks? 2) What would a day in the life on Noah's Ark have been like? 3) How have you accidentally ruined a nut? 4) How would you run your own town? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 - Call us you cowards. NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Tonight's episode features RICO BOT, a selectively chosen assortment of Rico lines in appropriate situations. Enjoy! 1) What are the worst sports? 2) How does life change if insects become the size of dogs? 3) What are some superstitions you've held? 4) How would the Acolytes of Knowledge write horoscopes for stupid people who believe star signs? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! (Including today!) Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Four white douches talking about weed. How original. 1) What are some creative ways to get high? 2) Aliens come to Earth. What possession do we sacrifice to them? 3) Why do rich and famous people diddle kids? 4) Is everything remotely like everything else? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions We're not gonna talk about stoner shit for a long time.
This week is a first. Smitty goes where no acolyte has gone before as he sinks into his metal framed chair, baked as fuck. Surprisingly he contributes to conversation. 1) What is your online selling etiquette? 2) Why is step family porn so common? 3) How do we solve racism? 4) If you could morph into any piece of furniture, what would you become? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Would you believe that the Acolytes of Knowledge received the first real leaks of the Gen 9 Pokemon? Well we're diving deep into the great new creatures they have for us! 1) What is something you can rob from somebody to mildly inconvenience them? 2) How do you up your masturbation game? 3) Why do you hate people for no good reason? 4) The Acolytes have been tasked with creating the new generation of Pokemon. What are we creating? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
There's a lot of sponge talk in here. Spongebob is gay. Sponge is bread. Croutons are sponge. You are a salad. You can figure out the rest within the 80 minutes here. Also we drink 6 disgusting Lester's sodas... 1) How would different ethnic cuisines be approached by deeply rural or redneck towns? 2) How much change can be made to characters without ruining them? 3) How would you eat an entire Ikea bedframe under threat of death? 4) What are some super irrational arguments? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Itunes and whatnot censor these descriptions. But can their glorious censorship read my image? Here's what to expect this week. 1) How could cheesy job orientations be tailored to cynics? 2) What were the best kids shows? 3) Why is it that wearing socks and nothing else feels more naked than wearing nothing at all? 4)What would different bowel syndromes be like if the adjective at the front changed? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month (this month featuring more Tap Snaps)! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
We are now officially recording together again - outdoors! Remaining safe while making sure none of us sounds like shit has never been easier. And this week, we bring you some great material. 1) What would it take for a butt to become legendary? 2) domestricated chips????,,,??? (or chimps) 3) What behaviors could you excuse because someone had to poop really badly? 4) If aliens abducted you, would you rather be in their zoo or their circus? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month (this month featuring more Tap Snaps)! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Tonight's episode features our special guest Blake Weatherly from the show Tap Snaps. Please visit our website for all things that shill for them. Blake joins us for a bonus episode being released next month as well, so if you like what you hear, you know exactly what I'd ask you to do. Here's our questions for the week. 1) You are God. How do you recreate Earth so that its inhabitants do better than we did? 2) What are some things you can do to make a normal pizzeria more appealing? 3) Which of our cohosts would we murder and how would we do it? 4) Would you rather take $100,000 now, or $10,000,000 in 10 years? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month (including a nice big juicy one tomorrow)! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
This is our first official episode recorded via Discord. It has its hiccups, but is otherwise funny and you'll love it and you'll love me, and you'll love everything about its content and questions. We're deciding whether we'll keep up this route, try something new, or pause the show. Anyone's guess at the moment. Here's the questions this week. 1) Is the current apocalypse exceeding or undercutting expectations? 2) What would job applications be like if everybody had to campaign for the job they wanted? 3) For those who say "thoughts and prayers," where is your god now? 4) What are the weirdest career day presentations? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month (even this month too despite our distancing)! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Being stuck at home all day sucks. Let us help. 1)What are the shit tier, mid tier, and god tiers of produce? 2) A genie switches your butthole with another hole. Which hole do you switch? 3) You are now St. Peter. Who are you sending to hell? 4) What are the best things to avoid in a job interview? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month (even this month too despite our distancing)! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Ain't no pandemic gonna stop the delivery of prime questions. 1) Religion is deemed a mental illness. What is the cure? 2) What are things you dealt with as a child that you still deal with as an adult? 3)Our bodies become the scene for the next Osmosis Jones. What is going on in our movie? 4) All of your farts now have the same pungency and strength of skunk spray. How do we conceal our shame? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month (even despite us social distancing ourselves)! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
We're temporarily moving to biweekly releases to save our backlog of episodes a bit longer. We're currently unable to get together and record at the moment. We'll let you know when we run out entirely. Here's what to expect this week. 1)Would you rather only eat or only drink for the rest of your life? 2)Which inventions would you take for granted the most? 3)What are the stupidest debates? 4) What song stuck on repeat would cause the most pain? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
10 Smittiless episodes later, we are now back with Smitty to Smitt shitt up again. That means 4 questions and here they are.... 1) How could someone create the most dystopian work environment? 2) What traditions are best done away with because they're weird or gross? 3) What was the biggest lie you were told when you were young? 4) Every time you get a boner, there is a strange buzzing sound. How do you cover up your boners? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Almost hit save without typing an episode description. How stupid would I have felt then? 1) You are trapped in the body of a bearded dragon. How do you prove that you're a human? 2) Why does the world hate us? 3) What would it be like if humans exhibited more animal-like behaviors? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 NEW MERCH: https://theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Today there are questions, and they are for you. 1) What are some of the strangest off-the-shelf products to test? 2) In what ways does it suck to be rich? 3) Why are ads and branding the worst? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
I unearthed the original recording of our theme song. It's at the end of the episode. Full of mistakes and figuring it out. This week we have the following great questions.... 1) How can animals without thumbs kill themselves? 2) What is the worst trend? 3) What would Trump do for work if he were suddenly broke? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
I know, I know - a Thursday release on schedule. It's a miracle! 1) What would you do and where would you go during a nuclear holocaust? 2) What dream logic would you never fall for in real life? 3) What weird experiments can you do to make people think you're crazy? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month (including next week)! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Another week, another set of questions. Idk man is it getting old yet? I hope not cause we have more. Here's the stuff... 1) What are some reasons to look forward to getting super old? 2) What is the worst thing to have automated robots for? 3) How can we make hospitals better? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
New Year, same podcast. Happy 2020 to us, and to you, our beauners. Here's the questions for today. 1) What things can kids do that adults would get strange looks at for? 2) What afterlife would you prefer and how would you prefer to be reincarnated? 3) **for the first time ever.....it's a surprise** Stick around for the surprise question. It's too good in context, so you can't read it first. Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Post Christmas fun by the fireside, ladies. 1) Where did the elves come from? 2) What are the best and most intolerable Christmas songs? 3) What would the court proceeding be like for Santa's reindeer running grandma over? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! (And the next one is coming next week!) Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Patreon donors this month still get an exclusive episode, but to show thanks to all listeners, here's a release before the holiday that gives you a taste of our bonus material. Please enjoy! Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month (including today bozos).... Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Fresh new look for a fresh new lineup. Meaning just the old lineup but less so. Here's the questions for the week. 1) How can you get a mouse off of your dick that's biting down on it? 2) Why is there no market for my fat, hairy, man nudes? 3) What are the minor inconveniences of being fat or tall? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! (Plus a Christmas gift for non donors this month only).... Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Smitty announced his departure, so now we're 3 acolytes of knowledge sitting sadly in a room and Rico now has a full couch to himself. Here's what we got today. 1) What essential items can you cut out of your life to make a better budget? 2) How can you enjoy expensive items and experiences for cheap? 3) What games do you play inside of your head? Then stick around as we try our very first Price is Right version of Wish items. Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! (Plus a Christmas gift for non donors this month only).... Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Grab your partner and perform your best oral pleasurings. Here's what we're talking bout today. 1) How would you convince people from 3rd world countries that you're an alien? 2)Why are American small towns the worst? 3) How can a food industry market "butt lickin' good" as a slogan? 4) What's the dumbest thing to make into a drinking game? 5) What is your favorite sexual moan? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
One episode away from the elusive episode 69. But here's what we got in store for 68. 1) What would the lives be like of the Jackass crew if they never stopped filming? 2) Is it fair to judge people based off of the media they consume? 3) What are some of your intrusive thoughts that you'd never act out? 4) What activities are okay to do with kids but weird to do without them? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
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