The Pitch

This is it. The end. What brave, fantastic world will our heroes face?

Hellloooo baaaaaby. Goodbyyyye baaaaabbby.

The calculations are finally complete. It's time for our reward...

History, being made. (zzzT, bzzrt)

Listen, sometimes life gets you down. Especially when you think of all those wasted tears. That's why we bring you the Mope-Ped.

It's a legacy of value as we introduce THE DAYWALKER.

When a relationship becomes P-p-poison, you gotta get a Sub-Peona-Peona-p-Peona!

Brayton surprises Gary with some innovation on his honeymoon.

In celebration of Gary becoming Mr. Gary Butterfield-O'Neil-Hannaman-Bretzel- Gray, we present an array of products to make your wedding more innovative.

What do you get for the generation who was given everything? How about the gift of eternal respect: The Boomb Tomb.

The brand new Pitch Films presents a technological thriller for the ages and the return of a dearly departed friend. Movies? Films? We've got the things you watch on a screen! (tm)

Got an important business or social meeting but your clothes look like the face of a Shar Pei? Freshen up your duds with the power of flesh with the Flesh Press.

We need strong leaders for the wars to come. Here's how we make that happen: upping teen pregnancy with a custardy tang that can't be beat.

Listen. You get speeding tickets. We know why and more importantly, we know how to fix it. Welcome to the Commodarcade.

Once again, Gary and Brayton capitalize on a fad that's sweeping the nation. Make room for Prepperoni.

The heat may be off but we've still got music, and innovation, in our hearts. We're back after a long absence to bring the world our special touch and fill the world with wonderful, safe products. With Pitch Industries, SOlve Your Problems Today. Here, we start a brand new initiative targeting both fans of old time rock and roll and the Riz with Loggins and Messiah.

Neither man, nor teen, nor Teenman could keep them down.

It's a love letter to ourselves! Thank you so much for listening to the show and hopefully you enjoy hearing us jaw about our work. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

Well, this is it. Until we get that itch again. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

Just a couple of bros just bro'ing out. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

Finally, a solution for one of life's most common problems. The Installation is painlessfree! Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

A final call for responses and a very foundational episode of the Dinopitch. Apologies for the sound quality. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

Fibers are too thick. That's why you need fibre'. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

We at Pitch Industries have always been about saving time. Now, think of all the time you waste masturbating? What if you could be writing at the stame time? We have you covered. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

I'm not sure it's been mentioned on the show, since it's entirely in character, but there's a proto season of The Pitch that I did on my old network. I'm running those here, in reruns, with brief commentaries and jingles included for the next few weeks. Enjoy! Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

We're finally afforded our due right before we ride off into the sunset. Thank you everyone for listening to The Pitch! If you have questions for us or discussion prompts, email them in at duckfeed.tv/contact and we'll answer them in an upcoming special episode. Also, we might do holiday specials from time to time. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

I want a world where we know who let the dogs out and who will let them back in. That's why I got into the Presboluthrocathroscientology Theme Park business. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

Just in time for suicide season, it's a brand new snuggle product from those twin mavens at Pitch Industries. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

Though real life stuff may have made this episode a bit late for Halloween, be sure to hit the clearance aisles for this delicious product. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

Innovation got us into this mess and innovation will get us out of it. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

TEENMAN! Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

Don't cross Johannesburg. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

We're in the cultural engineering business and business is a-boomin'. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

It's an unjust world but for now, there's Lonely Beard. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

Don't settle for dinner when you want lunch. Have both with Lunchburst Dinnerables! Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

It's a brand new exciting drama from the boys behind Osh Josh B Grobans. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

It's camp v. camp v. camp v. camp in this madcap (madcamp?) world and we're in on the ground floor! Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

When you're feeling cool ranch, you need a smile that's just a phone call away... Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

It's amazing what a man can do to pay his rent these days. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

Gary moved this week to his brand new home in a one room apartment outside the Dorito Factory. You'll hear all about it next week. Until then... Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

Heart attacks are everywhere these days and you're very likely to have one while erect. KNOW YOUR FACTS. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page

We're into DMSs here and DISs and this is both. Subscribe in iTunes Subscribe in RSS Direct Download SoundCloud Playlist Facebook Page