This is a podcast that's nominally about bad games. In reality, it's about the horror of daily life, GameFAQs Gold, strange combatants in the battle of Good vs. Evil, and a singular patriarch known only as Crick. Every Monday, Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross choose a game at random from the titles su…
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Listeners of Abject Suffering that love the show mention: gary and kole, kole and gary,The Abject Suffering podcast is a unique and entertaining show where two adults with media literacy discuss their likes and dislikes about video games while relating them to other pieces of media. The hosts, Gary and Kole, provide thoughtful game critique and often spin off into amusing tangents, making for a wacky and off-the-rails listening experience. The banter between the hosts is hilarious and their chemistry shines through in each episode. Additionally, the show often incorporates jokes, personal anecdotes, and cultural discussions that keep listeners entertained throughout.
One of the best aspects of The Abject Suffering podcast is the humor and comedic banter between Gary and Kole. They have a great dynamic and their conversations often spiral out into unexpected comedy bits, cultural discussions, and personal anecdotes that add an extra layer of entertainment to the show. They manage to strike a balance between structured discussion about the games they cover and hilarious off-topic tangents that keep the episodes engaging from start to finish. Additionally, their media literacy allows them to draw connections between video games and other forms of media, providing insightful commentary on different artistic mediums.
While The Abject Suffering podcast offers an entertaining listening experience overall, one potential downside is its focus on bad or obscure games. While this is part of the show's charm, it may not appeal to all listeners who are looking for in-depth analysis or reviews of popular or critically acclaimed games. Additionally, due to the show's comedic nature and tendency to go off on tangents, some listeners may find it lacking in focused game discussion at times.
In conclusion, The Abject Suffering podcast is a highly entertaining show for those who enjoy humorous discussions about video games and related topics. Gary and Kole's banter keeps listeners engaged throughout each episode, while their media literacy adds depth to their commentary. While the focus on bad or obscure games may not appeal to all listeners, those who enjoy wacky and off-the-rails conversations will likely find this podcast to be a delightful listen.
Would you believe that the Paperboy game for the N64 would be one of the ugliest things we've covered for this show? It seems like that would be hard to accomplish, given the competition, but this game's spindly polygonal horrors are genuinely unnerving.
Make no mistake: This is a game created for a furry vore comic… but it's such a mild example of what we can only assume is fetish material that all we're left with is a pretty okay Popeye arcade game clone. So we talk about the many faces of Gordon Ramsey instead.
People have been asking us to cover the Burger King games for as long as this show has existed. They fit the remit of Abject Suffering so perfectly! But emulation is difficult, and we wanted to make absolutely sure we could play these games perfectly, so we could avoid talking about them and instead dwell on how the Burger King corporation wasted a character with the amazing name “The Duke of Doubt”.
One of our least favorite game coverage schticks is pretending that a game's concept is so wacky that you can't understand it. You play as a mosquito who's tormenting a family, and it's a flight sim? Okay, cool, I get it. A domino wants to run little courses? Sure, why would I try to stop him? A studio's whole deal is putting aquatic life in strange situations? This can totally fit in my brain and it would diminish us all to pretend that's not the case.
Listen, Mercenary Force isn't a bad game at all. It's actually quite interesting, if a bit too hard. A side scrolling shooter where you control four feudal Japanese warriors? It's a good premise! Nobody knows what Gary was thinking when he brought this one. “Why is one of the hosts named differently? What happened!?” Kaye is transitioning! Find out more here. (https://www.patreon.com/posts/127161202)
Given how many super soldiers there are out there, you'd think there would be more social support for them. Groups, meetings, organizations. Shit, did I just reinvent the Venture Bros. from first principles? Come in and find out! “Why is one of the hosts named differently? What happened!?” Kaye is transitioning! Find out more here. (https://www.patreon.com/posts/127161202)
This week a patron demand takes us into a discussion about a game that Gary likes quite a bit. The Jurassic Park SNES game is open world, mixed perspective, and overall a huge surprise, since Ocean doesn't usually do work this interesting.
It's the future. You're on a gameshow. You need to wipe out the speed gangs with vigilante car violence, murdering every last one of them… for real! But not really though. But really, it's VR. But it's LIKE death. But not death. We can't emphasize enough how unlike and like real death this is.
Cybermania ‘94 [See Adaptation Decay 97, true believers!-- Grinning Gwen] reminded us that there's a Dennis Miller game on the 3DO. And we figured we might as well take a deep dive into a guy who sucks, via talking about a very strange multimedia product from the nineties.
We'll be honest, this isn't a bad game. A Tony Hawk game will generally have a high floor for quality, unless it's Downhill Jam or something. No, this is here because you voted for it, and it's also the most Bam Margera you're going to get in a video game by volume. And though we love Jackass, there's a lot to dislike about ol' Bam Bam himself.
A sub-par Guitar Hero clone that doesn't list band names or anything. Just shitty, shitty covers of pop songs.
What would it take to get you interested in football? Knights? Ogres? Vikings? Oh, none of the above… Well, you're going to be very disappointed with this week's game then. We'll work on making tennis cooler next.
For our very special 600th episode, we talk about the most video game-shaped thing you could get that wasn't a video game: the Tiger Handheld Electronics game. These heavily licensed consolation prizes were barely interactive, made heinous noises, and were ubiquitous in the early nineties. You can play many of them on the Internet Archive, but why would you?
Did you know that Howie Mandel made a series of kids games? Did you know that the music was a collaboration between artists from Pink Floyd, Yes, the Doobie Brothers, and Supertramp? If you did, that's a very strange thing to know.
When you're a teen, you do stupid things. You might drive recklessly, you might make some off-color jokes you won't be proud of later, or you might make a dating sim with your friends that will be on the internet forever. That's the case with Get the Girl, a DOS quiz game by a group of teens who have a very tenuous grasp on how to interact with women.
This episode is a quick announcement to let you know that the way you get Duckfeed's premium content is changing. Patreon now offers individual feeds of all of our backer-only shows. This gives you control over what your podcast player downloads, and what you ultimately listen to. Since Patreon itself has this feature, we will no longer be using the individual show feeds on Fireside for our premium content. Those feeds will no longer be updated. Here's what you need to do: You will now need to subscribe to each show you want to listen to individually through Patreon. The process is very simple, just go to the Membership tab on our Patreon page. I've also created a detailed guide for you in the pinned post on our Patreon page. (https://www.patreon.com/posts/122629571) The delivery of public episodes isn't changing at this time. (So to get both the public and premium episodes of Watch Out for Fireballs!, you will need to subscribe to both the feed provided on Patreon and the public feed on watchoutforfireballs.com. I apologize for this duplication, there just isn't a way to handle it better at the moment). Very little else is changing at the moment. You will still get email notifications about every episode we post, regardless of what shows you subscribe to. If you miss the combined feed of all of our shows, what we called the firehose, we're sorry that it went away. You can recreate the effect either by using an RSS feed combiner service, or using features in the podcast app you already use to group shows together into one list of episodes. This feature is called Stations in Apple Podcasts, Overcast calls it Smart Playlists, Podcast Addict calls it Playlists. Pocketcasts doesn't have an option for this as far as I know. Patreon's multi-show RSS feature is still in testing, and there may be hiccups. This is also just one of many changes Patreon is making to make podcasting on their platform better for everyone, so expect more features in the near future. If you have any feedback about the experience, please write at info@duckfeed.tv. To sweeten the pot if this change makes you want to back us for the first time, or to become a patron again, use the code MULTIFEED (all one word) to get 20% off the first month of a new subscription.
Hey folks, Herc's Adventures is actually kind of a good game. Made by the Zombies Ate My Neighbors team at LucasArts, it expands on that formula with some neat ideas like its novel death mechanic and its open world. But to be honest, a lot of this episode is informed by residual Guppy Energy left over from recording the Sonic 3 Adaptation Decay with Will.
Once you've played Lemonade Stand, you start seeing Lemonade Stand everywhere. This week's game is like that, but the Lemonade is trucks. And the rainy day is a drunk driver careening into you for no reason, ending your cross country haul. Which inspires us to rank vehicles by how scary they would be to drive.
Everyone's seen the warning they put on cans of soda: Don't photograph this or it will ejaculate all over the place. That universally acknowledged fact is the basis for the joke of OnlyCans: Thirst Date, a free comedy game where you take pictures of sexualized pop cans and are graded on how good they cum.
Honestly, how did we go so long without talking about this? The Cat in the Hat is an infamously bad movie, and stories about its botched production are how we learned that Mike Myers is a real dick. Which is a shame, given the Wayne's World of it all. The biggest surprise here is that the game, a 2.5D platformer, isn't terrible.
A patron demanded that we talk about a kinda good game, played incorrectly. Virtua Cop was genuinely impressive not because of its 3D graphics, but because for the first time enemies would animate and move and not just be pop up animated gif targets. Honestly, that's probably enough, though you really want to play this in the arcade.
Rocky Rodent is a dine-and-dashing menace, and one of the most unsavory-looking characters we've discussed on this show. Everything about this IREM Sonic clone is off, in the way SNES slop tends to be. We also talk about ringmaster and bellhop uniforms, for some reason.
You likely don't know what Spider-Man: City Raid is. It's not a big budget title like the the Activision movie tie-ins or the recent Insomniac titles. In fact, it has no official license at all. It's a Flash game made purely for the love of Spider-Man, and the Ram Jam song “Black Betty” for some reason.
This week we talk about the little-known PS2 game adaptation of Home Alone, a Christmas classic that was already super old in 2006 when this came out. But honestly, there's very little there to talk about. Instead, we camp out on the taxonomical horror of a picture of corndogs Gary took ten years ago. Here's the photo: https://bsky.app/profile/garybutterfield.bsky.social/post/3ldi4heqxj22c
What is the meaning of Inspector Gadget? Is he basically a cyberzombie, which would explain the bungling? In which ball is the essence stored? This mostly on-topic episode is not afraid to ask the important and hard-hitting questions about this awful metal man.
Bubble Bobble is elemental! How could you screw it up? Well, they found a way. Bubble Bobble Revolution isn't just bad because it's nonfunctional… even if you could get past level 30, it would still be an ugly game that feels bad in your hands. But there isn't much to say beyond that, so enjoy a meandering talk about what the existence of the Costco Guys says about our chances of the world getting better, ever.
With a name like The Brainies, you know Gary brought this game to the show. He's been on a tireless search for new Zoombinis, new Babos, new Creatures… any annoying little guy to dunk on. The problem is, the Brainies don't got the sauce. And they might be kinda racist?
Poker Night 2 is a perfectly fine concept for a game, featuring beloved characters playing Texas Hold ‘Em after dark. Brock Sampson, Ash Williams, and Sam from Sam & Max are all delightful in their own right and you wouldn't be blamed for wanting to hear their quips. And then along comes Claptrap.
We've gotten mad at a lot of things on this show. Some of them just, some of them goofy. This might be the maddest we've gotten recently, trying to figure out what the Pink Panther's whole deal is. Why has he been an enduring character? What does he even do? There's zero information online, but this fucker is everywhere and someone needs to answer for it.
Shark Tale is a notoriously crappy DreamWorks movie, which is already a deck with a lot of low cards. But DreamWorks had this habit of making good-looking licensed games based off of these movies, and for some reason they are kinda beloved. That is a false idea, though. It's a bad thing to believe, that this could have been good.
The NES saw a glut of games adapting popular gameshows, most of them developed by Rare. Improbably, Hollywood Squares is one of the more functional ones… albeit with some cuts. Gone are the stars! There's nothing Hollywood about this! Additionally, Kole brings a chilling secondhand anecdote that might actually just be a straight up bummer.
O.D.T.: Escape… or Die Trying is a game with a confusing title. The O.D.T. is short for O.D.T.: Escape… or Die Trying or Die Trying. It's a botched attempt at a Tomb Raider-like third person action game with theming and a story that are sure to put you to sleep. So we instead talk about how unfair the concept of Mario and Sonic competing in the Olympic Games would be.
It's bizarre that we haven't done an episode about the Alf game for the Sega Master System, but we have a good excuse: We were completely sure that we'd already done it. This famously bad game is a poor adaptation about everyone's favorite fish-out-of-water sitcom about a fuzzy alien who lives with a family who barely tolerates him. However, it does accurately depict how miserable it was to MAKE the show Alf. ALF Horror Recut: https://youtu.be/-BTRlkj01oc?list=PLl2UPRj734xpoXza_nOt6G-TjiWxXk9-A
In what amounts to a backdoor episode of Watch Out for Fireballs!, this listener-demanded discussion of the Return of the King game for Game Boy Advance has us mostly talking about how we would have enjoyed having this portable Diablo-like back in the day. We also talk about the Lord of the Rings' cinematic legacy, and put 60 seconds on the clock for a Rebuttalfield about not being a weird crank about Trick or Treating teens.
M&M's Beach Party for the Wii is one of the more anemic minigame collections we've covered, and we've already done deep dives into M&M's lore… So this week we pitch a new M&M's character: a grey M&M with a cashew sticking out of it, named Hercules PoundClit. He's a sensitive, masculine man who exists to make the ladies swoon.
The word “faselei” means “babble” in German, which is a better description of this podcast than this game. Faselei!, our first Neo Geo Pocket Color game, is actually kind of neat… a turn-based tactics game with a very unique action system. The problem is, it's about mechs… about which we have little to say. So instead we talk about inhalants, that wonderful feeling of finally identifying a half-remembered game from your childhood, and the bizarre ceremony of hockey games.
If I mention Reebok's Pump shoes, I know only one image comes to mind: Dracula. Specifically, Dracula having the time of his life, on stairs. No, I'm not on too many or too few drugs… This is an actual game that was almost released. We talk about it a little bit, before talking about shoes that give you superpowers and K's recent trip to the Ohio Renaissance Festival.If I mention Reebok's Pump shoes, I know only one image comes to mind: Dracula. Specifically, Dracula having the time of his life, on stairs. No, I'm not on too many or too few drugs… This is an actual game that was almost released. We talk about it a little bit, before talking about shoes that give you superpowers and K's recent trip to the Ohio Renaissance Festival.
Pamela Anderson was everywhere in the 90s, as a sex symbol and an object of ridicule. And none of her projects is more forgotten than V.I.P., the show where she bumbles into starting a bodyguard agency for the stars. And now, you, can fulfill your lifelong dream of playing a barely interactive video game adaptation of her adventures!
If you go anywhere used games are sold, you'll see shelves choked with DS and Wii shovelware. And this week's game, Wonder World Amusement Park, is emblematic of everything about that phenomenon. But of course, Gary picked this game to have an excuse to talk about his trip to the Oregon State Fair, which featured a real life reenactment of The Zoo Race.
Gonna be honest, it's weird to record an episode that stays on topic like this one does. Everyone remembers the Eternal Champions, right? A franchise beloved enough that it got two character-specific spinoffs before Mortal Kombat got even one? X-Perts (unrelated to the X-Men) is in the running for one of the worst beat-em-ups we've covered for the show, which is really saying something.
Behold, the Nega-Bear. It exists within and without our dimension. Do not try to shut your eyes, as the Nega-Bear moves faster when it is not perceived.
I hate to say, but sometimes you just have to respect somebody with that many muscles.