The Stanley and Branley Show

he's not wrong but like why?

and i wont until the bunny is fuckable again

i dont know how he got a microphone. sorry.

the answer is yes.

Include everybody on the flag

Will Smith and Drake rap about being pro Trump and we called Dan

I didnt have the file I needed so I just pulled the YouTube audio. We do like a Punk'd thing and also more about Seinfeld being a pedophile in a car.

Simon flipped off some cuck, turns out mouth pussy is better than girl pussy.

Simon does a better Obama than me

I think this is the one with the Madea stuff and also maybe the edibles one ribbit.

Branley won't let Simon tell his story, we make more Georgia jokes about his roommate, and talk about what life would be like if there were billions of gorillas instead of people. Also I think this is the one I ate edibles.

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I started yelling at Stanley and we had to restart the show. I feel like I could win the argument now if we did it again.

WE WROTE AND DID A TABLE READ OF A SEINFELD EPISODE. ALSO PEDOPHILE JOKES.

We figure out that Simon has some real soul searching to do about Tyler Perry

Yea it's a dumb name but thats the bit I ended up clicking on.

I clicked through a little and we did a bit about Jewpeordy and one about getting blackcinated. This is still from a few weeks ago

In the process of writing an original scene based on 2 puns I wrote a completely unoriginal piece of fan fic.

Look we started doing video and I was trying to figure out how it works and not uploading episodes, just put it on you'll figure out what its about I assume.

I mean we recorded this in October I don't really remember what its about

The cheese facts don't stop.

Go follow the YouTube channel and repost the comments!

Simon and Branley wrote a porno that they try to pitch to Stanley, it doesn't go well.

Stanley double booked so Branley and Simon talk about LFO's smash bop summer girls, and our upcoming screenplay for our 9/11 conspiracy porno.

Branley swears he saw Earnest make a cameo in the movie, new producer Simon explains saturnism, and the boys talk #PROFA

Stanbot's back and everything gets crunched. Big time.

Stanley and Branley have their Sour Patch Chips Ahoy tasting ruined by Simon, so they try to hex him for revenge.

Well Branley foolishly watched all the fairly odd parents live actions movies and got some friends to as well. Stanley did not watch them so that didn't really work out, but we talk about pokemon as dog fighting and how ellen can do whatever she wants.

Branley has an email from a friend, and Stanley has a word game to play. After researching Drake Bell, Fuku tells us that there are live action Fairly Odd Parents movies starring Drake, and we watch the first one.

Stanley and Branley and a few buds watched the movie Ernest Goes to Africa and analyze the movie scene by scene, and Stanley reveals his theory of why Ernest is the way he is.

Branley tells a story about a strange neighbor that he met, and the boys play a word association with a few guests

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Stanley and Branley talk about a bunch of stuff and then call Branley's friend Alan and then Branley can't stop saying jewbag.

Branley has on some buddies from his other podcast "Once Upon a Time in College Station" and they try to drop some riffs.

Stanley and Branley try to figure stuff about people based on what kind of pizza slice is their favorite.

Stanley and Branley get together in person outside for the first time since the quarantine started with a couple of friends who are really bad at talking into the microphones. Sorry.

The last episode didn't end up ending, so here is the rest of the it.

Branley reads off a couple pages of garbage that he wrote, Stanley relays the vision he was granted of Chromer, and then the boys figure out a much better kind of olympics.

Branley has a bunch of stories from his childhood that his mom found and reads some of them, raps some of them, and then Stanley and Branley freestyle a new song, email us with any of your childhood stories, preferably in blood at stanleyandbranley@gmail.com

Stanley and Branley finally try to get to the bottom of this whole temporal leaping situation, and try to get an expert LDP to explain it to them. It doesn't go great.

Branley raps about a bunch of the stuff the show has been about.

Stanley's back for our first quarantine episode. We talk about a new human restaurant called Panda Mike's and some other stuff too.

Stanley will be back next week, but once again Branley got some other buddies to record with during the quarantine. Without Stanley this one gets pretty racy.

Stanley started his quarantine early so I recorded with some of my less socially responsible friends, which ends up being mostly Simon and I yelling about movies, and we try to trick James into thinking my brother was injured. It didn't work.

We recorded this episode before the panic about the Corona virus truly kicked in. We spend the first 40 minutes or fighting with each other for no reason, until we call Branley's little brother and the show normalizes a bit.

In this episode Stanley's girlfriend joins the boys. Branley tells a few stories and Stanley gets into a minor squabble over the quality of the pizza at his job with one of our callers.

In this episode Stanley and Branley put some silent movies on in the background, and talk about our ideas of heaven and what the big guy himself is up to up there.

On this episode Stanley and Branley figure out how babies are made and how that process is connected to pickles. Then after not being to able to get anyone on the phone they resort to using chat roulette to find guest callers, most of whom are masturbating.

In this episode the boys try to keep it quiet because the cat is asleep. They also blast off on a DMT mp3 live.

Stanley and Branley talk about Emperor Palpatines sex life, figure out a little bit about pokemon and what goes down in their balls, and watch some sports highlights.

The boys talk about the fourth powerpuff girl and Branley gets some very confusing texts from a co-worker who gets on the phone to shed some light on the situation.