The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk

Happy 40th birthday Cherry, and Shine Shine Shine Jackie, while the arguments continue

Big night in - check. That tea ad - check. Gamble's album launch - check. Now, down to business...

BABIES! The incredible baby shower from Chyka and allegedly Janet presents us with a chance to find out the gender of Jackie's bubs...and become the hotbed of controversy as The Narcissist™ checks out.

The battle lines are drawn and the gloves are off! As great as Gamble's exhibition of her father's painting is, all the controversy tonight is about The Narcissist™ (it's even bigger than Janet wearing heels to a workout!).

Some golf, a bit of a pamper, and a day on a yacht doesn't douse the venom, and there's a new player...

So, if you were wondering where the conflict was, we found it. (It was down the back of the couch in Cairns all along.)

The baby announcement is here, there's a spot of shopping ahead of Anjali's pool party, and everyone is off to celebrate Jackie's baby-moon...but it's never that simple.

There's so much going on in this episode Nic & Molk can hardly contain themselves. From babies to boobs to beers it was an ACTION PACKED episode. Come along for the fun; stay for the bad jokes.

Nic & Molk are back to discuss everything that went on in the first episode of season five, including introducing three new housewives, #glassgate, #textgate, and so many angels.

Nic & Molk are back to love, hate, and generally make massive calls over the behaviour of all the ladies on THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE season five.

REUNION TIME! Let's take a walk back through the garden (swamp?) that was season four of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE. There's so much to enjoy and remember, despite the season having very high highs and very low lows. Of course there's lots that needs to be aired and what has surprised Nic & Molk more than anything is the amount of unseen footage that got aired as a part of this ep. OK, look, they talk about it a lot. Favourites are discussed and the unhinging of Gina Liano is laid out for all to see. PLUS Sally Bloomfield has the line of the season and just when you think Gina is absolved she goes lower still. It's everything you'd expect and more. (For the Aussies watching don't forget to keep watching Jackie Gillies on I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! & tweet or Insta #CelebJackie to keep her in the show for as long as possible!) Thanks for being a part of the fun. The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk Facebook page will continue to spin during the off-season as we get word on the Ladies across all the southern hemisphere franchises. Make sure you like the page to keep up with it all - and we'll announce what new season we get and when as soon as the jungle drums fill us in. Stay entertained by following Nic & Molk on Twitter, Insta and Snapchat too. They are nice people. As are you. BIG LOVE, and let's reconvene next season!

...and that was it! The regular season of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE season four is run and won. As an episode it was a pretty massive anti-climax; as a season finale it was all a bit all over the place. We did get some closure on some season-long storylines: Vanessa didn't get her car, but did get a deal; Gamble did get her performance for Rick (and he LOVED it); Sally did get to farewell her husband; and the inevitable dinner that rounded out the season did have controversy and the continuation of #wogbitchgate - which you *know* will play out in the reunion next week. There's another revelation from Molk, and more than one rabbit hole that we fall down when discuss other TV shows including the joyous turn of Jackie Gillies on the Australian version of I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! (Tweet #CelebJackie to keep her in longer!) With the reunion landing next week we've had one hell of a season. HOW AMAZING WAS MEXICO?! Here's your second last chance this season to slip over to The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk Facebook page and like, like, LIKE! Most importantly you can join us for our final FB Live video NEXT WEEK after the reunion episode, which is sure to be an absolute BLINDER. One thing is for sure Nic & Molk are as obsessed as ever to talk about our Housewives and all the goings on around them. Thanks for joining for a huge season - we've got one more to go, lovers.

It really doesn't matter what you think the rest of the episode is about - on tonight's THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE it is 100% all about that party that Lord James and Venus/Vanessa threw for poor little Sophia. Sweet merciful baby Jesus. Sure, we talk about: the seance; Gamble & Rick have a pretty incredibly awkward dinner party with Lord James and Venus/Vanessa; Sally comes back from Bali(!); and Jackie gets the keys to Newcastle - which is amazing in itself. There is so much in the birthday part to discuss that even allows Molk to share something special from his past that might fall into TMI territory. Gather around, lovely people, and let's party like we're all pigs in an Enchanted Garden. Can you believe we've made it this far? Please - run, don't walk - over to the The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk Facebook page to like it, and join us every Wednesday night straight after the episode as Nic & Molk discuss live what happened. We can include you and your comments too! We report in on our new favourite listeners this week, so if you want to join them please remember to rate (5 stars or nothing, baby!) and comment on the podcast on iTunes or Google Play. Thanks for joining us!

Dear friends - "Wog Bitch"-gate bites hard as the aftermath continues to split our ladies more firmly into the Dark Side and the Bright Side. Did we expect anything else from THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE?! Delightfully we get to #ShineItUp with Jackie and enjoy blindfolded hugs, cold reads and hype dancers that make Jackie tired "but in a good way". Venus/Vanessa also launches her make-up brand that delivers much more than we could have ever imagined. Additionally we get the first cold run of Lydia's cooking classes that have a lot of cooking (and associated accidents) and very little class. Oh, and did I mention the much sizzled seance? OMG. What a ride (if, at times, a little pedestrian). Thank you all for listening to The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk and all the insanity that Nic & Molk can offer. Please like our Facebook page, and 5-star rate and review the podcast on iTunes or Google Play... because you want to be this week's favourite, don't you?! HOORAY FOR EVERYTHING!

We are still in Mexico with THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE, and welcome to the undoing of Gina Liano. There's other stuff that happens this episode however it is all about Gina desperately attempting to salvage credibility (SPOILERS: she doesn't) by landing a huge fake bombshell on the final dinner. There's lots of bogan swearing, lots of finger pointing, and lots of on person reminding the others that she's the "f#cking queen". Good grief. If you're a Liano fan this is not the podcast episode for you. If you're a Sally/Jackie/Janet/Gamble fan WELCOME LOVERS because there's lots to celebrate in how these women stand up to Gina after three and a half long seasons of her stand over/bully tactics. Honestly, it's amazing. We'd love you to like The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk Facebook page and join us every Wednesday night straight after the episode as Nic & Molk discuss live what happened, and we can include you and your comments too! We report in on our new favourite listeners this week, so if you want to join them please remember to rate (5 stars or nothing, baby!) and comment on the podcast on iTunes or Google Play. Thanks for joining us!

HOLA! WE'RE IN MEXICO, BABY. What a way to land us in episode seven of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE! Just when you thought it was safe to go to "South America" tequila proves to be problematic for pretty much everyone (except Gina - though that trash lady has her own problems), especially Janet who can't remember anything about anything. Mucho parties, mucho fun times, mucho bitching. The best part is... THERE'S MORE MEXICO NEXT WEEK! Settle in, dear friends. What a blinder we are about to have. Please do like our Facebook page - The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk - and follow Nic & Molk on Twitter and other places. We report in on our new favourite listeners this week, so if you want to joing them please remember to rate and comment on the podcast on iTunes or Google Play.  :)

Dear friends, let us today celebrate the 30th birthday of Jackie Gillies and remain aghast at the behaviour of Gina Liano and that woman Lydia Schiavello. Welcome to episode six of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE! Nic is back from Russia and just in time, too. We've got our party pants on, we're ghostbusting, we're learning about Gamble teaching Luke to drive... and we find out where our trip for the season is taking us (HOW AMAZEMENT!). Some pretty serious issues with a couple of Housewives - you'll have to listen and find out whom and about what. So, so great. It's another cracking ep and Nic and Molk love talking all things Housewives when it's all this fun. Make sure you jump on the The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk Facebook page to get all the latest news, goss and outrages. You can also follow Nic & Molk on Twitter, Insta, Snap and Facebook and we'd love it if you rated (5 stars only!) and reviewed the podcast. New favourites every week!

It's on, people. With episode five of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE things got very real in the Lydia v Janet & Jackie stakes, and this week our special guest Aleisha Maddock shares all her thoughts, concerns and advice for us all to appreciate. The party is by far the highlight however we've still got time for Gina to test her fake tan; for Sally, Janet & Jackie to become tighter friends; and for Gamble to surprise us all with a talent so hidden we barely even got a glimpse of it tonight. We also get a rare visit from a Housewives father (Moji) as Rebecca and Vanessa need to share some news that somehow requires the presence of Gina (now available to hire to help in the softening of bad news). Crazy, no? With so much going on we almost forgot to say HAPPY NEW YEAR! If you enjoyed hearing Aleisha you will enjoy her even more on the Bridechilla podcast, and we always love it when you swing by our guests and give them some love! Remember there's always news over on the The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk Facebook page and if you like it you'll hear about it automatically! You can also follow Nic & Molk on Twitter and other places, and please remember to rate and comment on the podcast on iTunes or Google Play.

Welcome to the fourth episode of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE season four - just in time for us to get on down the farm and/or fall over as we get out of the helicopter. Because why not? Sally steps up and casts the proverbial cat amongst the pigeons of the dark side at their luncheon amidst the truffles, while Jackie, Gamble & Janet go down their vineyard for some drinks and gossip and more drinks. From secret revelations that #photogate is a thing(!) to Gamble all out declaring war on Vanessa it's like Real Housewives Santa popped down all our chimneys at once! What a jam-packed episode. So much went on that our heads are still spinning! We'd love it if you swung by our Facebook page The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk to like it and maybe even hang out on Wednesdays after the episodes for our live analysis videos! You can also jump onto iTunes and rate and review the podcast which allows both Nic & Molk to choose our favourite listener each week. Well, you're all our favourites but whoever is the most recent commenter is our most favourite this week.

It only lasted three episodes but CHYKA IS BACK for a visit. Way to get our hopes up, team. The fallout from the simple party of last week only opens up more opportunities for the Housewives to get their bitch on (it's not like we didn't expect it). Gamble gets reflective and realises maybe she needs to stop giving silly gifts, though her fascination with Gina continues unabated. The Gamble & Venus/Vanessa situation isn't getting any better (thank goodness) and... well... it's all about Luke for a bit.  What a 21st party Gamble organised for Luke for herself! Also we meet Sally's kids and learn about their fashion tastes, and we get to see how much of a daggy dancer Gina is. Just when we thought that's all there could be - #photogate! It's just getting better and better by the episode. Wow. So much to over Nic & Molk are barely able to keep up and fill you in on THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE season 4 episode 3. Please remember to jump over and like our Facebook page The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk. Also please rate and review the podcast on iTunes (or Google Play) so that Nic & Molk can feel the love - and we'll give our new favourites a shoutout in the ep! Thanks for joining us in another insane season of the UnReal Housewives... where would we be without them?

If there's one thing our Housewives love it's a confected party, and BOY do we have the best made-up reason for a party tonight! The conflicts continue to build - Gamble v Gina, Lydia v Jackie, Janet v everyone - but we also get the introduction of our seventh Housewife this season... WELCOME SALLY BLOOMFIELD! And she's a perfect addition to this bunch of Glamazons (how's the hair?!). There's so much to talk about - Gamble's new look, Sally's intro to the ladies,  and almost like we asked for it: Gamble v Venus. The class warfare hits a whole new level as Gamble's "joke gifts" offend Lord Silver Fox and his Lady Vanessa. OH. MY. GOD. Where would we be without this made up gold medal? Nic & Molk return to guide you through all the ins, outs, nips and tucks of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE season 4 episode 2. Aren't you all lucky they're willing to give and give and give? Also: don't forget to tune into the Facebook page at The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk after every episode as Nic & Molk drop their weekly live analysis of the episode too. So much content you can barely be distracted and work out how old Janet is. Subscribe for the fun - stay for the WTF.

WE. ARE. BACK. people! Welcome to the fourth season of The Real Housewives of Melbourne, and boy do we have a lot to catch up on. Not least of which is farewells to Chyka, Pettifleur & Susie (who are they again?), but let's add two more into the mix - Venus Behbahani-Clark & Sally Bloomfield. Our other faves return too, with Gina still Queen-ing it up, Gamble ready to fight anyone, Janet older than Moses, Lydia still keeping #PoorFigaro hostage and Jackie shining it up all over the place. (P.S. Janet has a new love with a *LOT* of money, so prep for many parties at his place!) Nic & Molk have so many great feels over this first episode, including predicting the course of the controversy this year and who joins whose gang. What of Nic & Molk meeting and interviewing Janet, Sally & Jackie? (We are, of course, besties now.) Also: what will the ladies fight about? Answer: EVERYTHING. If you're new to all this - welcome - and pop over to Facebook and like The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk page so we can keep you up to speed with all the fun. Also follow Nic & Molk both on Twitter (and Insta and Snapchat, etc, etc). Season four is going to be A*M*A*Z*I*N*G, so thanks for joining us on this crazy ride!

OMG WE MADE IT. It's RHOS Reunion time and it does not disappoint. Nic & Molk enjoy the entire walk back through the series - especially all the unseen footage and commentary. There are housewives called to account, apologies(!), confrontations, and ABSOLUTELY ALL THE CRAZY WE CAN'T HANDLE FROM /THAT/ WOMAN. We just can't even keep up. What a reunion. Also, shut up Alex Perry. That's it until Melbourne lands on our screens - but stay connected on Facebook by liking The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk page. All the info we trip across will land here, along with surprises and even more Livestreams next season! We've had so much fun this time out, and hope you have too!

HOLY. CRAP. If you thought it couldn't get ANY crazier this season we were all wrong - this finale rolls out levels of stupid and insane we've not even mined yet. We get a regression, Breakfast at Levendi, Drinks at the Ivy, THAT BLOODY WEDDING and the reception. Oh, the reception. Nic & Molk have some very frank conversations about the contents of this mind-boggling first series finale. Also as it's the season finale we rate the Housewives and speculate as to who will return and what we'll do between now and when Melbourne starts up. If you want to keep up on everything that's happening, especially including our stunning weekly Livestreams after each episode of the show, jump on Facebook and like The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk page. It's all down the reunion next week, and YOU KNOW that's gonna be crazy. Like Matty-levels-of-aghast cray.

FOOD TRUCKS, PILLOWS AND DEAR-GOD-MAKE-IT-STOP COUNSELLING delivers another incredible episode of The Real Housewives of Sydney... and it's all sorts of crazy. The Singapore trip still plays into the general discourse (should we have an intervention for Victoria?!) and it's the source of conflict for most of the time, except when people are just angry at each other for no discernible reason. Matty meanwhile gets to launch her new beauty pillow (how is that a thing?!) and Nicole looks to deliver her first charity event since returning from London. As for everyone else - it's ludicrous what distracts them, and where *is* Victoria? WHERE IS SHE?! Molk experiences a change in allegiances while Nic basically gets to say "I told you so" a lot. A LOT. If you want to keep up on everything that's happening, especially including our stunning weekly Livestreams after each episode of the show, jump on Facebook and like The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk page. OMG guys - with this ep done there's only one ep before the reunion and next week is off the charts...

EVEN MORE SINGAPORE and while that will mean lots of amazing views and so forth it somehow also means horrible fights and delicious crazy. The back end of the Singers trip has lots of fluff go on however it's the implosion of Lisa & Athena X's  friendship that's front and centre (oh, and apparently something something Victoria's half-sister Lucy). There is some amazing lines and snark from all corners however both Molk & Nic see it building to the season finale next week with some kind of blow-up about Victoria either attached to Mumma Nicole's charity event or at the final cast dinner for the season. Who is still friends? Have Krissy & Lisa kissed and made up? Is everyone now against Victoria? WHO EVEN KNOWS?! Nic & Molk are both agog at the behaviour of many of the ladies (especially Molk - who now has a new name for Athena X). If you want to keep up on everything that's happening, especially including our stunning weekly Livestreams after each episode of the show, jump on Facebook and like The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk page. This season has been a heap of fun and there's ONLY 2 EPS left! Just as well Melbourne is just around the corner...

SINGAPORE PAYS OFF! Well, it does once we get through all the boring bits that lead up to it (Krissy's dog walk - not a thing). There's *still* talk of Lizzie Buttrose ruining/enhancing Victoria's launch; there's some time at the polo; and Melissa's modelling shoot with Daniel Boey turns out to be a lot less than we expected... but that doesn't matter, because we're in Singapore, baby! Mumma Nicole can barely contain her embarrassment at what goes on, and rightly so. Right in the middle of Spago, on the 57th floor of some amazing hotel or whatever. Athena X does it again (without Lisa, who's down & out with the runs) and stirs up all sorts of trouble aimed squarely at Victoria. There's napkins and multiple drinks thrown, and better yet promises of more to come next week! Nic & Molk look to Matty for some guidance and excellent commentary as this first part of the Singapore trip gets everyone in a sling. If you want to keep up on everything that's happening, especially including our stunning weekly Livestreams after each episode of the show, jump on Facebook and like The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk page. We're having a bunch of fun with it and we hope you guys all are too! Thanks for your continued support!

OMG! Just when you were thinking "How are they going to top the Persian party blowup of last week?", we then get delivered the amazingness that is Victoria's product launch cum charity fundraiser that somehow Athena X & Lisa get to spoil without even being present (thanks Lizzie Buttrose!). At least Melissa features a little more, as she and Krissy "audition" some new singers for a "tour" that she's "planning". The King of Double Bay Joh Bailey features in both the planning for Victoria's party and as the drunk auctioneer, and the survival course that Lisa shows off is too much for Matty who has to get involved (after cocktails and in Lisa's Gucci boots). The controversy of the party and the "disinviting" of Lisa and Athena X is the major prompt for the controversy, courtesy Lizzie. Let's be frank, though - Victoria is a class one cow. Nic & Molk stare aghast into the void and unload on "Queen V", her mindless minions, and the evil stepsisters who didn't make the party and tried to ruin it for everyone. If you want to keep up on everything that's happening, especially including our stunning weekly Livestreams after each episode of the show, jump on Facebook and like The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk page. We're having a bunch of fun with it and we hope you guys all are too! Thanks for your continued support!

Surely Matty's Persian party will solve all the ills and allow all the ladies to get on with their lives? NOPE. Of course all of it feeds out of the blow up at Athena X's showing at Olsen Irwin, however that's not enough. Melissa's upset, Lisa's upset, and for some reason Athena's upset with everyone else because of her own behaviour. THEN we are gifted the most amazing meltdown we've seen in the Real Housewives franchise history. Sweet Jesus, it's amazing. And all this is before we acknowledge Mumma Nicole's complete meltdown (in two parts!). "8 and a half carats!" AND we haven't even started on Victoria's discoveries about her family (which, look, to be fair aren't all that interesting). Nic and Molk nearly have no words, and then they have all the words which are contained in this podcast. So hopefully you enjoy it as much as they both did in recording it. Please do come on over to Facebook at The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk page and like and listen to other episodes and watch our weekly Livestreams. There's also regular updates as to what the Housewives are doing and saying about episodes past and the episodes to come.

WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAINTING? It's finally time for Athena X's gallery showing at Olsen Irwin but first(!) we've got to deal with Melissa looking for a nanny and Matty trying to convince her partner they should get a dog... buy 'test-driving' 7 of them. Good lord. The bitches, they are everywhere. When Lisa gets home David proves himself to be the most confusing person ever, by simultaneously being a complete turd and also caring enough to arrange counselling. Talk about your classic mixed messages. No wonder Lisa unloads when given the opportunity at the gallery when she walks into a shitstorm of Athena X proportions. Like... what the actual what?! It gets off the charts, and it doesn't help that Molk already had his cranky pants on... Make sure you swing on over to Facebook at The  UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk page. We're dropping all sort of truthbombs on our livestream AS WELL as keeping you up to date on the goings on of Housewives (& husbands) past and present.

LET'S ALL GO ON A QUICK TRIP TO THE WHITSUNDAYS! To hell with the fact we couldn't get an airline sponsor - let's all enjoy our stay on the 32 ft yacht 'Sahana'. We could all benefit from a little peace & tranqulity. It couldn't get any bitchier, either. Mumma Nicole shows her nurturing side more than one while Lisa's emotional life is exploding and all Victoria wants to do is sink some skinny bitches (and drink some cocktails).  CAUTION: Nic & Molk ponder a little too long on some of the sex talk and there's more than one reference to Krissy offering a "blessing" to someone. Also it looks like next week's ep at the gallery is going to explode! Join us on Facebook at The  UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk page. We love hearing what you think about our newest favourite Housewives down under.

JOIN Nic & Molk as they psycho-analyse the Oldfields and their relationship as the highlight(!) of this episode of the Real Housewives of Sydney. Also ART ATTACK! Matty's still upset - and understandably so - with Athena X after Victoria's party and that's the broad tone of the episode, other than the deconstruction of the WORST DATE MEAL ever with Lisa's Dad and her niece as witnesses. To counter this we get to have the BEST conversation with Tim the Gallery Owner about Athena X and her art. Like AMAZE. So proud (just get rid of the cravat, eh?). Oh, and by the way, we're off to the Whitsundays next week too. There's lots covered and we want to hear all about it from you over on the  UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk page on Facebook. Thanks for listening - we really dig that you're loving our rants as much as we are.  :)

HOLY CRAP! Just when you thought we couldn't beat last week, then Victoria decides to hold a white party and Lisa turns up like a ninja and Matty arcs up and IT IS LITERALLY THE BEST. The insights we get in this episode are incredible, and covered at length by Nic & Molk in this fun new podcast ep. We go to strange new places and there's lots to discuss - so have a listen, then swing by the UnReal Housewives podcast with Nic & Molk page on Facebook and tell us what you think! Just beware... your IQ will need to be higher than room temperature... (P.S. Something went wrong with Nic's mic around the 50 minute mark and we didn't realise until afterwards - but you can still hear her in Molk's mic - and we'll have it sorted for next week... Sorry!)

Carats, Cat-fights, & a Clusterf*ck of amazing new ladies - welcome to the very first season of The Real Housewives of Sydney, and the new podcast from Nic & Molk. Even just meeting Nicole, Krissy, Victoria, Matty, Lisa, Melissa & Athena X proves that we're onto something special. Honestly it's incredible. Straight out of the gate we've got one hell of a season on our hands and we're so glad you're along for the ride. Easy, Chewie...

A sneak peek at what Nic & Molk have planned for this season of the Real Housewives of Sydney...