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Holy Crap! Sean's in charge of the description this week so let's get into it, folks. Clair Obscur rules. DOOM rules. YOU RULE! VIDEO GAMES RULE! Plus, the crew takes questions from the community like "How is Doom The Dark Ages?"★ LINKS ★► Support Carpool Gaming on Patreon: https://patreon.com/carpoolgaming► Join our amazing Discord community: https://discord.gg/eBKUyABg8U► Get your Carpool Gaming merch: https://carpoolgaming.com/► Check us out on Twitch: https://twitch.tv/carpoolgaminglive► Subscribe on YouTube: https://youtube.com/carpoolgaming► Follow on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/carpoolgaming.comThanks so much to everyone who supports us on https://patreon.com/carpoolgaming★ ULTIMATE PRODUCERS ★Johnathan Brown: https://linktr.ee/pme.jibLee Navarro, the fearless leader of the Phoenix Overdrive Extra Life team: https://www.phoenixoverdrive.comRebecca Ruben-NavarroSmokin_JoeTechMike, who says "Whether you are Kevesi or Agnian, you're a Xenobabe at heart."★ PLATINUM PRODUCERS ★Angel PattonPeje EPThe CaptainTim Paullin★ GOLD MEMBERS ★Adam KAnnaAwesomeDave1337Brad MooreBrian ReeseCecily CarrozzaDan & LumaDannohhEmily O'KelleyJon32LauraLigerWoods330Mr GigglesOldMrFrumpPatrice MalletteSteven KellerTony Baker

We're watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 3 “Minefield,” but only Bill has actually watched the episode. Hey everyone it's a Malcolm-focused episode which means the writers are shaking the Etch-A-Sketch and giving us another new take on the character. It all starts with an awkward breakfast and then HOLY CRAP things are blowing […] The post EnterpriseSplaining 32: Malcolm Gets Poked! appeared first on The ESO Network.

Send us a textDo you remember Saved! from 2004? We remember it was funny and had a great cast: Mandy Moore, Jena Malone, that kid from Almost Famous, that kid from Home Alone, and that hot mom who sold all that weed in that show. At a time when comedy movies were abundant and popular, Saved may have gone under the radar at the box office, but those who found it found a clever and funny film. At least, that's how we remember it. Do You Remember Liking This Movie?

The last days before the Great Hunt.Book 3 in 18 parts, By FinalStand. Listen to the ► Podcast at Explicit Novels.“Can the scorpion ever stop being a scorpion? “"Do we get our legally permitted weaponry back?" The bishop still held my hand."Sure. If it makes you feel better.""I would like to meet your people then," he gave my paw one last shake then released me. "Shall we go?""I will have someone take you to your car. I want to briefly meet with the President, of Havenstone, then I'll join you in the garage. We'll drive over to JIKIT and I'll make the introductions. Good enough?""That is acceptable," he nodded."What about you two?" I regarded the nun and the Swiss Super-soldier. The nun remained vigilant, and silent. The Swiss' eyes flickered to his boss before settling back on me."It is what I volunteered for," he stated firmly."Okay. Please never say I didn't give you a chance to take the sane way out. Also, Bishop Nicolö, circumstances have conspired to up my prospective wedding date to January 1st.""That will be more difficult. Why the change?" he remained grim."We are having twins. By March, this will be very visible.""That is, unfortunate," he shook his head."You have no idea," and then a brainstorm. "And I am curious about resurrecting the Order of the Dragon, the Societas Draconistarum." Technically that meant 'Society of the Dragonists' which was more appropriate than the literal Ordo Draconis."Precisely how do you plan to recreate a crusading Christian Order which was the purview of the Hungarian monarchs?" he didn't sound the least skeptical, just curious."I have billions of euros to fund such a thing," I winked. "Of far greater critical importance, I know where I can find the supernatural guidance and spiritual imperative for such an organization.""You are going to produce a dragon?" his eyes grew larger even as he fought down his fear. Good man. He was adaptive. He'd need to be."I never said such a thing. That would make me sound crazy," I smiled broadly. "Besides, when I say 'dragon', you think 'devil' and that's way too pedestrian for where we are going.""I am not a moral relativist.""Neither am I. I'm out to save lives and nurture the drive in the human spirit to reach for freedom, love and liberty. As you might imagine, I'm pretty freaking outnumbered.""I think you are crazy," he re-evaluated things."I just might be. In all honesty, you should back out now. Take your two compadres back to 25 East 39th Street (the Holy See's Permanent Observer Offices to the UN in NYC) and report 'Mission Failure'. You'll most likely live longer," I reasoned."I am not afraid to die," Sister Rafaela Sophia finally voiced an opinion."That's idiotic," I scoffed before the bishop could reprimand her for opening her mouth. "You should be.""My soul is in God's hands," she set her jaw."Does he talk to you?" I countered."His message is clear.""Not what I asked. I asked if he specifically directed you to toss your life fruitlessly away as an object lesson for the reckless, or careless?""This is uncalled for," Nicolö intervened."Nope. I bet you a phone call to my Brother to physically restore your bishopric that there are four people in this room who have murdered in cold blood," I kept eye contact with the nun, "and she's the odd one out. Right Juanita?""Yes, Ishara," Juanita slipped up. Her spycraft, like mine, needed work."You were in the military?" the bishop asked my bodyguard."Was? I am. Right now," she related. "I will be until I die."That earned me looks from the three Catholics."She is loyal," Nicolö nodded slightly toward her, referring to Juanita's declaration."Huh? To me? Nope. She's loyal to my office, which we shan't get into right now. Back to you, Sister Rafaela Sophia. Are you out to be a martyr, or has some saint, or angel, given you a directive the other two seem to be unaware of which causes you to devalue your life?""I am devoted to the One True God, Christ, our Savior," and Juanita snorted, "and the Virgin Mary," the nun stated firmly. "I don't hear voices in my head.""Juanita, that was rude. Apologize to our guest," I kept looking forward."No." Well, fuck you too."Gun," I commanded. I held out my left hand."What? No. I will not give you one of my guns," she resisted."Juanita, give me your primary weapon, or I will ask Pamela to beat you up the moment I depart for the Great Hunt. After yesterday's stunt, you know she will," I threatened. Fair, I was not. She drew a Glock-20 and handed it to me. I went through the routine, dropped the magazine then ejected the round before opening the door.Oh look, there were four SD chicks outside, ready to escort my visitors downstairs. I didn't even need to waste a phone call. It wasn't like the conference room wasn't being monitored."Excuse me," I took a half step out the door then hurled all three items down the hall. Looking back at Juanita. "Go fetch.""Fuck you," she snapped."And insulting her faith was as degrading to both her faith and her as me doing this to you is degrading to you right now," I lectured her. "It is important to her, therefore it is important to me because she is my guest in the same way it is important to me that I let my bodyguard do her job without being a total asshole all the time. Now go get your God-damn weapon," I barked. Off she went. I left the door open."Now Sister Rafaela Sophia, the point of all this is: I don't give a crap if you are willing to die for God. In fact, that makes you less than worthless to me and the team. I want to know if you are willing to put other motherfuckers in the ground so that Bishop Nicolá, or Mathias, might get to keep doing their jobs.""Murder is a sin," she declared."Go home," I sighed while shaking my head."She answers to me, the Church and God, not you, Mr. Nyilas," the bishop stepped forward."Then you can go home too," I shrugged. "I'm not asking for remorseless killers. I'm asking for people willing to kill to get the hard work done and best of all, for people who know the difference.""Everyone on JIKIT is a professional soldier, or killer?" he asked."No, but the ones who aren't don't carry guns and know to get down when things get funky," I bantered."I vouch for her," he insisted. Juanita came running back into the room."Cool beans. I don't know you either.""You apparently know my service history," he volleyed."Yeah. Ten years a foreigner in the service of France, then you went straight into a university which turns out Jesuits," I riposted."What turned your life around?" he evaded. That was okay. I'd gotten what I wanted. I was willing to bet he had read every bit of public information about me and it was rumored the heavy Catholic membership in the FBI had its benefits to the Church as well. Not so much as to give them insight into JIKIT, but,"Someone risked their life for me. It's been pretty much downhill from there," I confessed. It was the truth. After Katrina gave me the life line on Day Two, it had all spiraled to the revelation of my heritage, Dad's death, Summer Camp, the Hamptons, Romania and Aya's kidnapping."A person, a soldier, died saving my life," the bishop empathized. "Her story is similar. She seeks redemption. She is not suicidal. I am staking both our lives on it."Did he mean him and Mathias, or him and me? I wasn't certain. Still, it was good enough for now. I'd gotten a look at their emotional make up, even the relatively quiet Swiss."Very well," I agreed. "I have to go see the President about my new job description. I'll catch up with you at your car." To the SD team leader, "Take them to the garage. I will join the group of you very soon.""Yes Ishara," she nodded. I exited the room, Juanita in tow. Two SD entered. I was gone before the Papal team left. Upstairs we went, with one last chore to discharge. I had to check on Ms. French to be absolutely freaking sure it was Shawnee, because anyone else would spell disaster.{8:30 am, Monday, September 8th. Last day}A Room full of asistants:Well, there it was, the office of the Executive Director to the President, and not 'Executive Assistant', because this was Katrina's final 'fuck you, no, just her final 'fuck you' before the Great Hunt got underway. I shouldn't assume things, dang it!Anyway, according to the gray-haired matron running gatekeeper to the Office of the President, this was where I was supposed to show up. I shot Juanita a worried look. She glanced my way and shrugged, momentarily willing to not give me shit about the past 24 hours because where I was situated would determine how easily she could do her job.In we went. In the suite were three desks, the 'big' desk situated at the far end of the office space and two far more modest ones on either side of the entryway. The room expanded beyond the chokepoint formed by the two closest desks into a cluttered area. The walls were cluttered with inset bookshelves and portraits of women. Facing one another were a loveseat on my left with bookend plush chairs in an 'L' facing and a full sofa on the right. There were end tables at the ends of the sofa and the corners between the loveseat and each chair.As the door opened, I hadn't knock as this was my office, or so it seemed, the occupants, who had all been sitting in quiet conversation in the central section, began reacting. Oh look ~ Constanza! I nearly had a heart attack before I realized there were three other Amazons also in the room. Sadly, none were behind the 'big desk', so I couldn't tell who was in charge. Two of the other three choices weren't too much better. First off,"Ishara," Marilynn Saint John stood to greet me. I'd last seen her when I'd dedicated her grandmother's (Hayden's) spirit to the halls of my ancestors, not hers, after forcing the political crisis leading to Hayden's suicide ~ her taking herself to the cliffs and in doing so, destroying the Amazon Cult of Blood Purity. Marilynne was clearly still bitter with me. Umm, I could still incite passion in women I hadn't slept with, yet, woot?"Cáel," the senior-most and only friendly face in the room spoke next. Thank goodness it was Beyoncé Vincennes, Head of House Hanwasuit and House Ishara ally."Cáel Ishara," the third individual was deferential which I wasn't sure how to take as the last time I'd encountered her, yeah, things hadn't gone well either."Beyoncé," I started off with a smile. From there, I had to figure out, ah, Beyoncé's eyes flickered to Constanza then Sabia. I knew Marilynn, with her young age, had the least seniority, "Constanza, Sabia, Marilynn. How's tricks?"Glum faces by everyone except Beyoncé. I didn't ask about Sabia's particular well-being. It had been months since I'd beaten her into the mats of the Full-blooded gym. She'd attacked Yasmin, the Brazilian Hottie and my Brazilian Jujutsu sparring buddy, and I'd retaliated by ambushed her when she turned her back on us. Besides, she'd been giving me shit before I even could see straight.Constanza was minus her left eye because of her dire insult to me. If she wasn't capable of working, she wouldn't be here. If she appreciated my 'mercy' in sparing her life ~ her insult was worthy of her death ~ Constanza hid it well. I hadn't spared her expecting a change of heart. I hadn't felt words alone warranted anyone's death. I was a big boy and could take a few insults. House Ishara, as represented by me, could care less. These days, my sisters would be less understanding despite them knowing my heart."Constanza Landau of House Jaya and Marilynn Saint John of House Anahit are Assistants to President Shawnee French," Beyoncé eased things along, "so will be working closely with us, at least for the short term. Sabia Noel of House Guabancex, who I now think you know as well, has joined you as the other 'Assistant' to the 'Executive Director to the President', (that would make me an 'adept', but adept at what?), and since two of the three Regents are unfamiliar with the workings of Havenstone proper, Shawnee has asked me to perform in that role."Beyoncé was, or had been, Havenstone HQ's CFO (Chief Financial Officer). From what I was quickly piecing together, she would essentially be making all the day-to-day decisions concerning the running of Havenstone (how the Host made the majority of its money) until the Regents got up to speed.Only Buffy had actual experience with the New York office and, from what she had told me, solely within Executive Services. While ES knew 'who' did what inside Havenstone, they weren't aware precisely how those Amazons got their jobs done. That would have been an impossible task. Katrina could do it, but she knew it was beyond the ability of most of us 'mere mortals'. Since we were currently at war, the Host needed Katrina completely focused on her duties as Chief Spy-mistress, not baby-sitting the adults.Shawnee indeed had much gravitas among the other House Heads. Not only had she risen up to lead a First House, she had performed heroically during the final days of the last Secret War. Afterwards she had moved into the realm of Amazon jurisprudence and mediation. Until yesterday, she had lived in a House Arinniti freehold in Minnesota's Great Lakes region thus her desire for the 'Training Wheels' period.The Regency would not rule through telecommunication (the upper echelons feared being eavesdropped upon beyond the standard Amazon (read: paranoid) levels) and Havenstone: New York was the center best situated for the current war-fighting operations, so here she lived. I was sure a team from Executive Services was buying, outfitting/spy-proofing and fortifying a dwelling suitable for the President of a Fortune 500 company. Hayden's home would remain the domicile of Sydney thus Marilynn.The same rigmarole would be done for Rhada and Buffy (though I imaged Buffy would bitch endlessly). Publically, they were VP's of a company worth hundreds of billions of dollars and they had to present the public trappings of such leaders.Why did the Amazons do this ~ unmask their leadership to public exposure? Legal-simple: they could request and expect all levels of public and private security for their executives who happened to also be important officials of the Host. Certainly not all executives at Havenstone were officeholders, House Heads, or House Apprentices, but the high level of competence which permitted one often led to the other.Beyonce:As an example: Beyoncé wasn't the most 'bad-ass' lethal chick in House Hanwasuit. As she was preparing to be casted, her intelligence, creativity and diligence at her future craft, finances, was noted by the Host and the members of her House. In due time her name was circulated as Apprentice and the elders approved. When her elder cousin, the prior House Head, took herself to the cliffs, Beyoncé assumed the top spot. Beyoncé wasn't even one of that woman's three daughters.Mirroring her advancement in her House was her advancement in Havenstone's Accounting, Acquisitions and Banking Divisions until she was appointed CFO Havenstone HQ ~ the supreme financial authority inside Havenstone, though the individual regional branches had a greater degree of autonomy than you might normally expect from a 21st century conglomerate, or a Bronze Age autocracy.I had to constantly remind myself, despite the near-constant feuding, Amazons exhibited a phenomenally higher level of trust than I'd ever found in any other society I'd ever witnessed, or read about, before. Though technically Beyoncé could have gone to President Hayden to enforce her decisions ~ or now the Regency ~ she was far more diplomatic in her approach in dealing with the other 'continental' CEO's and CFO's.That meant she had to wrangle the aspirations and resources from:North America (including Latin America, the 'Canadian Arctic' and the North Pacific Ocean),South America (includes both the South Atlantic and South Pacific as far as Samoa),Europe (mostly Central Europe these days plus Antarctica, the 'Russian' Arctic and the North Atlantic),Africa (mostly West-central Africa),India (the subcontinent plus the vast expanse of the Indian Ocean) and,Southeast Asia (which includes Australia)All of which suggested Havenstone hadn't redrawn the Amazons' geographic demarcations since the late 19th century. As an example, an East African venture, say in Tanzania, was as likely to be under the purview of Havenstone: India (due to its control over the Indian Ocean) as Havenstone: Africa (which traditionally had no East Coast holdings due to their constant struggles versus the Arabic slave trade).Returning to Beyoncé: initially she had held the proper 'conservative' (aka man-hating) mindset. My behavior during that first Board Meeting began to change her opinion of me and the New Directive. After the Archery Range incident, Beyoncé became a vocal proponent of the New Directive and faced challenges within her ranks. House Heads do not have to accept challenges and Beyoncé didn't, reasoning with her detractors they had no alternatives save the 'Old Ways' which spelled doom for the Amazon Race.Bing-bang-boom ~ I became the Head of a resurrected House Ishara by the Will of the Ancestors and Beyoncé was vindicated. Not necessarily in the New Directive, but in her support of me thus the rebirth of a sister First House. The purge following High Priestess' Hayden's death was her ultimate absolution. The Ancestors and Destiny had spoken and shown Beyoncé had been piloting House Hanwasuit along the proper course all along.Back to my current circumstances:Oh, why was I Assistant to the Executive Director to the President? It gave me direct access to the finances of Havenstone which was a critical leg of the war-fighting stool ~ people, morale, money and equipment. As Chief Diplomat, I helped with all four of those in varying degrees, allied troops, allied victories, allied bank accounts and allied armaments.The Great Khan, my spiritual 'Blood-Brother', was ramping up his logistic support for my Amazons in Africa, Asia and the Americas. We were 'Allies in the Struggle' and he wasn't going to wait for the Condottieri to begin coordinating with the Seven Pillars to declare them to be his enemies. They were already fighting the Amazons and 9 Clans, his allies, so their fates were sealed.In Japan, my Amazons provided small yet highly effective strike groups which the Ninja families furnished all the support services for. Everything from food to bullets to medical attention as needed. Without reservation, we shared their death-grapple with the Seven Pillars.From the dispatches I was getting back from my family members and envoys in Japan, we were making serious diplomatic inroads with the Ninja. Once again, it was the Amazons shocking capacity for violence as well as their fanaticism, professionalism and proficiency which all impressed our hosts and terrified our enemies, and this from people of a philosophical mindset which had them historically battling samurai.The Black Lotus were running around like rhesus monkeys on crack cocaine unleashed in a China Shop and given RPG's. While the Amazons couldn't help them in China, Indochina & Thailand ~ the Khanate could and was. The Amazons were of more help in the Philippines, Malaysia and Indonesia, where the Black Lotus and Amazons were going everywhere on the offensive against the Seven Pillars while the normal tight cohesion and iron-clad confidence, traits which made the 7P's so dangerous ~ were shaken by their horrendous losses in the 'Homeland' aka Mainland China.Less we forget, the 'military intelligence' wing of their organization had been decimated by the Khanate's Anthrax attack due to members of the Earth & Sky sacrificing themselves by being injected with the toxin then allowing themselves to be captured, which always ended in torture and death.Furthermore, the People's Republic of China, while having a scary 18% of the population either captured, imprisoned, dead, or displaced due to the Khanate invasion, that had come with the loss of 63% of their landmass (they had lost all of Nei Mongol, Ningxia & Xinjiang Uighur Autonomous Regions, Qinghai and Gansu as well as 90% of Yunnan, 80% of Sichuan and 20% of Shaanxi provinces) to the Khanate and the 'abomination' that was a free Tibet.Then came the Russian 'stab in the back' which entailed the loss of another 10% of their people falling under foreign dominion as well as losing 8% of their most industrialized territory, Manchuria (Heilongjiang, Jilin and Liaoning provinces ~ the Nei Mongol portion of 'Manchuria' was in the Khanate's greedy clutches, from the viewpoint of a Seven P's warrior).Don't get me wrong, they weren't about to throw in the towel. If anything, they were becoming more dedicated to trying harder, digging deep into their knowledge of every atrocity, inhumanity and perversion now deemed necessary to re-chart history back onto its 'correct' path. It was this willingness to act in an even greater sociopathic manner which was being used against them. After all, the 7P's had plenty of proxy allies, who were starting to get really nervous about what their paymasters were now asking them to do,We Amazons were getting some extra special help too. The Booth-gan (Do not call them Thuggee ~ the confederate 9 Clan member based out of India though long since ensconced within various Hindi enclaves across the Globe) had created an all-female group of ultra-fanatical Kali-devotees ~ a gift for the upcoming battle fomented by the Will of the Goddess herself.While Aya was our Queen and the Regency would rule until she wished to assume command of the Amazon People, the nuts-and-bolts of the Host's activities were handled by Saint Marie as Golden Mare (our Minister of War) (technically she held the top spot due to our State of War, though no Golden Mare had ever exercised such authority over a Queen (and she definitely believed Aya was our Queen)), Katrina (as Minister of Intelligence and Security), Beyoncé (as Havenstone (the multinational corporation) ~ our Treasurer/Economic Tsarina) and me (our Foreign Minister).Saint Marie had decided to forgo a public face in order to better facilitate her moving around to various battle fronts and holding clandestine meetings with her junior regional commanders. Her Havenstone corporate title was 'Chief of Security Training and Certification'. As an extra level of deception, the head of Security Services wasn't even a Director-level position, instead being folded into the duties of the Office of the President.To my current circumstances ~ I had been given Constanza's house name which could only mean she wasn't currently assigned to the Security Detail; a fact that couldn't have made her bad attitude any better. Marilynn had completely lost her way as an Amazon when I first met her, burying her pain and confusion in endless partying and intoxicants. I believed only her grandmother's status as High Priestess kept her from the severest of reprimands, or death. I didn't even know what Marilynn's caste was. Sabia,"While I'm sure you are both far more qualified than I, precisely how did you two get these jobs?" I had to ask my two non-coworkers. Constanza glowered. Marilynn flinched."I have an in depth knowledge of Havenstone security procedures and resources," Constanza replied."Shawnee requested me," was Marilynn's comeback. "I also have intimate knowledge of the City of New York and its environs.""Actually, Buffy Ishara recommended you both to Shawnee," Beyoncé corrected their misconceptions. I knew the score. I'd be working intimately with the tight community around the President (Shawnee) and Vice Presidents (Buffy & Rhada). Buffy wanted me to be surrounded by women who hated my guts, so I wouldn't end up boinking them. It rarely worked that way. All too often ladies who hated my still-beating heart ended up punishing me with sex. I wasn't sure why that happened, but it did."Beyoncé, didn't the Chief Diplomat of the Host have her own office? I'm pretty sure Troika had one before her unfortunate collision with Saint Marie," I felt entitled to inquire."Do you feel you've earned that office space?" she riposted."Oh, fuck no!" I waved my hands one over the other to accentuate my denial. "I was just wondering where I could stick Juanita while I'm hanging around, here.""She has the desk right outside the door, Cáel," Beyoncé smiled knowingly. "So there is no way you can sneak past her.""Oh," I grunted. "Buffy again?""No. Pamela Pile put in that particular request.""Oh, Sweet Mother of God, now she is conspiring against me too?""Yes. Some of us realize the greatest hazard to your health is yourself, Ishara," Beyoncé chided me. "We'd like to keep you around, so we listen to those charged with that nigh impossible task.""Is she going to be hanging around the office often?" Constanza asked, either myself, Juanita, or Beyoncé; I wasn't sure. She = Pamela."Please, Constanza," I attempted to intervene, "don't make Pamela kill you. It will upset Mona." Constanza's scowl was accentuated by the eyepatch covering her ruined left socket, the one Pamela had carved out when Constanza had insulted me and House Ishara on our first day of rebirth. I didn't tell Juanita this, because Juanita might just shoot Constanza over the insult before Pamela got a chance to finish the job.The tension was palatable."Mona and I have talked, about Romania, and other things," Constanza grudgingly allowed. It took me a second to realize there was a hidden meaning to what she said. Mona was part of my personal Security Detail bodyguard unit. If she felt Constanza, the woman who had raised her after her birth-mother had died, was a threat to me, she'd feel duty-bound to snuff Constanza first. Amazons were hard-ass bitches alright and I think Mona had made that clear."I hope things can improve between us," I offered to Constanza. "Beyoncé, I just stopped in to say 'hey'. I'm off to JIKIT and I've got three of the Pope's people waiting on me in the garage so,""Vice President Varma requested a moment of your time," Beyoncé smirked. "She is in 2604.""Who?""Vice President Rhada Varma, a moment of your time, alone?" she clarified."Sure thing," I backed out of the office. Once I had some space, I turned to Juanita. "Give me three minutes then bust in and say, I don't know, a tsunami is about to overwhelm the city, or something. Otherwise, I won't get out for at least an hour and I think I've put the Bishop and his people through enough delays as it is.""Are you actually asking me to stop you from having an in-office liaison?" she studied me intently as we walked in the direction of Rhada's office."Yes. It's not likely to happen often, believe me.""Oh, I do, in that you won't ask me to do it often," she grumbled. I'd deal with Juanita's morale problem later. Right now, I had to gird my loins so they wouldn't do anything else with Rhada. I had work to do, damn it!Rhada was sitting at her desk, working on something, stylus raised up so she could chew on the end. Her hair was pulled back in a half-ponytail, the type that captured the rear half of the hair in a ponytail while leaving the front and bangs free to flow down. Rhada's blouse was white & billowy and, as I was soon to discover, her pants were ultra-tight and contour hugging."Mr. Nyilas," she greeted me. "I would like a moment of your time," she relayed what I already knew. She was more than a tad nervous to boot."Vice President Varma," I started off."When in private you may call me Rhada," she interrupted."Rhada, you look more ravishing than ever."That got up her and coming around her desk, which revealed her ultra-tight pants with no sign of her wearing underwear. Yikes! My cock was preparing to do what a cock was meant to do and I just didn't have the time, Really!"Do you have any time?" she let her bosom heave."Not today, ugh," I groaned. See, Rhada took the stylus and dragged it down her chin, throat and in between her bountiful mounds.All of which exposed the top of her black bra."Are you sure, Master?" she enticed me by turning around and then leaning over her desk, point that ass in my direction. My mouth began salivating and my groin ached. I found myself quick-stepping to her and giving those buttocks two firm slaps, one on each cheek."No, damn it, though I'm going to make you pay for this when I get back," I rumbled."Master will make me wait?" she taunted me."That will cost you even more," I growled. "I have business which simply won't wait and here is my captive teasing me with the treasures of her flesh. Bad, war captive," I spanked her yet again, hard. "Bad!" and I spanked her a fourth time. With each beating, Rhada gasped in pain and then exhaled in pleasure."If I've been bad, Master must be extra harsh with me when he returns in triumph from the Great Hunt," she gloated. Rhada had gotten what she wanted, which was another affirmation of my lust for her and our 'game'. I could provide her the release she so desperately craved while allowing her the safety of remaining in the Amazon fold. It was a perfect pairing, for her.I had other problems, such as all the other baby mamas in my life plus the extra-marital affairs I was contemplating. I still took the moments we had to snuggle with Rhada, her grinding that tush into my rod while I held both her arms tightly to her side while raining kisses down onto her neck and head."Sir! A giant tsunami is approaching the city!" Juanita exploded through the door."What?" I coughed. I had a face full of hair."Huh?" Rhada pushed up and away from me. I let her go."Right now," Juanita insisted. She really needed to stop taking me so seriously when I gave her such advice."Really?" from Rhada. She shot me a curious look so I shrugged. What else was I supposed to do with such a flimsy lie forcing our separation? At least I got out of there on time?{9:50 am, Monday, September 8th ~ Last day}(JKIT HQ)"Is this a common occurrence?" Sister Rafaela Sophia whispered to the closest woman, who happened to be Wiesława, the Polish Amazon. Since she hadn't arrived with us from Havenstone, the nun might have assumed she was with the 'Americans', or British."What?" Wiesława responded evenly."Weapons combat, they look real," the nun clarified."They are real. We always practice with real weapons.""Really?""Of course," Wiesława smiled at her. "We believe a few cuts and scrapes now will save lives when the true tests come.""Oh, you are with, Havenstone?" Rafaela clued in."Yes. I am Wiesława of House Živa. I am currently assigned to Unit L, Cáel's unit within JIKIT," she offered her hand to shake. Despite being a full-blooded Amazon from a freehold, her 'human' skills were progressing nicely. The nun shook it."I am Sister Rafaela Sophia of the Handmaids of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, that is a Roman Catholic Religious Order." Pause. "Do you hate Catholics too?""Yes. We have lived beside your people for many centuries and found your clergy to be much more dangerous than your pagan predecessors. Still, Cáel thinks you can be relied on and he's proven we can trust outsider women, which I was raised to believe was unlikely, and outsider men, which was basically anathema, so I'm willing to set aside my prejudices and judge you as an individual," the Pole imparted."Outsider men?" Rafaela mumbled."Well, yes," Wiesława smirked. "You are a nun, right?""Yes.""So you set aside the World of Men to live mostly among women, right?""Not entirely," the nun chose her words carefully. "We still rely on priests for religious rights and of course obey the life teachings of Christ and follow the leadership of his Holiness, the Pope, a man.""No one is perfect," the Amazon bantered back."Do you know the teachings of our Lord, Jesus Christ?" Rafaela ventured into dangerous waters."Yes. He was the semi-historical Son of your supposed One True God. We are not monotheists. We are Polytheists. Živa is my House's matron Goddess. It is also the name of the first woman to lead the House, her birth name surrendered to Destiny so all the daughters who came afterwards would be equals.""Oh, is Mr. Nyilas also pagan?" she inquired."I am unsure. From what I have been told, he has commended the spirit of his fallen father to your Jesus in a sacred ceremony then, in the presence of your Trinity and the Goddess Ishara, brought in new members to his House. I suspect he may be both," Wiesława reasoned. "Why don't you ask him?""Because he's fighting for his life?" Rafaela looked my way.See, the entire time their discussion had been going on, I had been sparring in a spare room at JIKIT HQ with Estere Abed, the Hashashin assassin (rather redundant ~ like saying the Sahara Desert). I had two tomahawks while she had a scimitar and curved dagger. While we sparred using the furniture as obstacles, Agent-86 was briefing me on various World events to get my input.Addison Stuart (CIA) and Lady Fathom Worthington-Burke (MI-6) were having a chat with Bishop Nicolé de Santis, verifying for themselves he was worth adding to the team. Juanita was having a similar discussion with Rikki Martin (US State Department) concerning my earlier encounter with the Papal team. Nicolé's buddy, Wachtmeister Mathias Bosshart of the Swiss Guard, was getting acquainted with the other security personnel.In comparison, those two had it easy. Both men were in their elements. Nicolé was a spook who pretended to be a diplomat for the Pope and was well acquainted with terms like 'deniable assets', 'plausible deniability' and your direct superior referring to requests concerning your identity/diplomatic status by saying 'I never heard of him and if I had, I have no idea what he was doing when you caught him doing what I don't know what he was doing', or something like that.Mathias was in the company of military-security specialists, brother professionals who were introducing him to his 'sister' professionals. Our Homeland Security gang were almost entirely former military by now. They got along with our JSOC folks and both had gained a limited acceptance with the Amazon security contingent.They bonded over the fact they were forced to work with really shady characters ~ the 9 Clans menagerie ~ who didn't always appreciate JIKIT operational security. Without going into particulars, the Wachtmeister was given the impression the abnormal was the norm and if you didn't think there was a 'down-side' to being able to carry your personally favorite bang-bang (the SG 552-2P Commando in his case) with some serious attachments (read: grenade launcher) around in downtown Manhattan, you probably didn't belong on this team.Back in the room,"He's not fighting for his life," Estere laughed. "He is fighting for mine.""Right," I responded sarcastically. We went through a flurry of exchanges, ending up with me kicking a chair at her. Estere stepped over it, colliding with me.I blocked her dagger, disarmed her scimitar and,"You are dead," she panted down at me, smiling. I was on my back, her straddling me. She had a belt-knife to my throat. I hadn't see her draw it. The scimitar 'disarm' had been a distraction."Woot!" I exhaled."But you're dead," Sister Rafaela misunderstood my good humor."He survived a minute and thirty-four seconds more today than his previous record," Estere responded. She slithered off of me, doing my arousal no good whatsoever, then offered me a hand up."And that's better?""He's a rank amateur with a few months on the job. I've been training to kill people for nearly two decades," Estere smiled. "Care to have a go?""With him, or you?""Either," Estere offered."I don't have a knife, or any hand weapons," she stated."We'll need to remedy that," Wiesława stated. "You should at least carry a knife.""Really? Why?""It is a nearly universal tool," I verbally stepped up. "Even if you are disarmed, you should be able to find one relatively easily, people are less likely to miss a stolen knife than a purloined gun, and a concealed blade could come in handy.""Do you train in knife-work?" Rafaela eye-balled me."Absolutely. It is part of my culture," I grinned."Okay. Can we spar, hand-to-hand?""Sure," I nodded. I put my tomahawks in their harnesses then put my harnesses aside. Estere gave me a wink before giving us the fighting space."So," Rafaela began to circle, "are you Christian?""By your definition, or mine?""By the definition of the Catholic Church."Oh cool, she went for a Savate stance. This was going to get ugly.My "no," was followed by her kick and my block, lunge and grapple. She wasn't nearly as good as Felix. I had her down and in a choke hold within fifteen seconds.Perhaps she thought I'd take it easy on her. She tapped out. I released her, retreated and flowed back to my boxing stance. It took her a moment to realize this was 'practice', not 'an interview'. She hadn't failed in anyone's eyes. We were both doing this to get better."See, I really, truly believe I have talked to supernatural entities ~ some who are considered divinities," I continued. This time she was more careful, trading jabs and blocks with me. "They don't claim to be the One True God. I believe in such a thing, but I also believe having been given the Message, Humanity has been left to muddle things out for ourselves."Whoops, she popped me one."The Woman-Thing this morning?""Yep," I evaded another flurry. She got cocky and I landed three blows, dropping her to the ground. I didn't help her up. Instead, I withdrew and let her get back up on her own before deciding if she wanted to continue. She did."I believe I've seen dragons and ghosts. I have felt legions of my ancestors give me quiet encouragement when I needed it. I know the dead have been brought back to life," I came at her. This time we both went for body blows, knees, elbows and fists. She was not SD-caliber and she needed to be. I grappled and she was forced to tap out again. After she regained her feet, she held up a hand for a pause."Do you believe any of that?" she addressed Estere."I am an adherent of Ismaili Islam yet nothing Cáel has encountered is contrary to my belief system. The Universe is a complex place and the Divine Light is often seen through a fractured lenses," she counseled the nun."Among the escapees were lawyer Francisco Luemba, Catholic Priest Raul Tati, economist Belchior Lanso Tati and former policeman Benjamin Fuca who are serving jail sentences of between three and six years each for supposed links to the rebel group FLEC (Frente para a Libertaé'o do Enclave de Cabinda), which carried out the attack on the Togolese football team at the start of the Africa Cup of Nations in January, 2010," Agent-86 read off yet another bit of global minutia."We need to get to them," I half turned. Sister Rafaela punched me in the gut and I folded up."Oh!" she gasped. "I'm sorry.""Okay," I mumbled. I had to keep with the plan. "Those men. We need to contact our Coils people in Kinshasa and the Warden of the Mountain Ways ('she' was the Amazon Host's leader of Africa ~ in the ancient times, the mountain ways had been the routes of southern vulnerability for the Amazon tribe thus the name).""Okay," both Agent-86 and Estere answered."Why?" 86 added."The Coils and the Host have had a serious problem with no nation in Africa giving them even back room recognition so we are going to take over our own country, Cabinda. It's been struggling to be free of Angola since 1975 and, by latest estimates, we've got strike elements of over 2,000 Amazons ready and waiting next door in Cameroon, Gabon and the Republic of Congo.""So you are going to go to war with Angola?" Estere frowned. "Don't we have enough enemies?""Au contraire," I grinned wickedly. "The resistance movement is genuine," I ticked off my points, "they have tons of offshore oil, and after we set off some spectacular explosions in the two main Angolan ports which are just down the coast, we allow global panic to bully the UN into intervening before the Angolan military launch an effective counter-offensive ~ considering the Angolan Armed Forces (I'd been reading up on a ton of CIA & MI-6 briefings) will most likely involve attrition warfare since they can't beat us in a stand-up fight.""They, the Angolans, have no overland access, they are separated by 60 kilometers of territory belonging to the Democratic Republic of Congo over some sad ass roads Plus the Congo River itself which is freaking huge by the time it gets that close to the Atlantic, Cabinda rests on the Atlantic Ocean by the way. No bridges. The Angolan Navy is anemic. Let me think."I began pacing."Hmm, they have no paratroopers though they have some Special Forces, we will need to hit as many of them in the barracks as we can. Their last invasion was from the north, overland, from the Republic of the Congo, in 1975, not likely to happen this time, though I may have my 'Brother' weasel up a battalion of Indian paratroopers to act as convincing peacekeepers after the initial take over.""Perhaps we can recruit some Vietnamese. I'm sure they'll love fighting in someone else's jungle for a change. We'll need some of 'our' guys to seize the port of Soyo, it is on the wrong side of the river, but has the major refinery the Cabindans will need. Since the entire surrounding province are the same ethnic make-up as the Cabindans, we'll have to take that too.""Man-o-man, I bet by the time this is over they'll really wish they'd given little Cabinda independence back in 1975. As for their other refinery, it is in their capital, Luanda, a few big explosions there too will get the markets jittery. Check that ~ the complete and utter destruction of their major petroleum facility will create a stampede for Peace," I continued. I walked over as our resident computer intelligence genius worked his magic."Blowing things up, you mean killing people," the nun blanched."Yes. This is what I do," I spared her a sympathetic glance. "I've got a madman roaming around in my head who provides me truly epic military advice which normally, but not always, means blowing shit up and killing folks. Welcome to the team," then as the data appeared, "Holy Shit! Did they build their oil refinery in the midst of their ghetto?" I was staggered. The refinery in Soyo was isolated from the town so it could be easily (and safely) seized. It was the one in Luanda which was the 'Holy Shit' site."It looks that way," Agent-86 agreed nonplussed. "Hmm, yeah, here is the port facility then your neighborhood of shoddily constructed one- and two-story dwellings between the refinery and the inland storage tanks, the perimeter barrier appears to be a chain link fence. I'd hate to be their Chief of Security.""Oh yeah," I choked. Estere slipped around to get a look."Whoops," she snorted."What are these people thinking?" I continued. "The whole shebang is exposed to the northern quarter of the city. The storage tanks have residential dwellings on all four sides with numerous side streets. Two teams with RPGs and four rounds apiece, Holy Crap. Sorry Sister.""But I want to save lives," she sputtered."Limiting the collateral damage could be pretty tough," Estere frowned. She toggled throw a series of maps to multiple pictures."Oh, look (dripping sarcasm); they light up the refinery at night. You can sit off the coast in a speed boat under cover of darkness and attack from there," she noted."Damn. Those are a lot of lights," Agent-86 agreed."24-7 operation," I suspected."We will need some experts," the government agent nodded."Or we are going to kill a fuck-load of innocent people. Not just the workers, but can you imagine a fire spreading to those neighborhoods? Shit," I muttered."You can't seriously be contemplating doing something like this," the nun sputtered. "It is inhumane. Think of the families, the children.""Lady, yes I am. Do you have any idea what the Human Rights record of the Angolan Army in Cabinda is? It is truly horrific and in case you missed it, one of the guys in dire need of rescuing by me, due to him being a huge rebel leader who has managed to escape, is also a Catholic priest. He's going to be part of the new government we are going to install once we kill a few hundred Angolans ~ mostly soldiers (more like well over a thousand).""We are going to kill a few hundred so a few hundred thousand can live free, democratic lives without worrying about the local police and political establishment torturing and murdering them. It is all part of the plan.""I think I need to talk with the Bishop.""Hang on. Let me finish," I forestalled her. "He'll get briefed along with everyone else. After all, it is a majority Roman Catholic country as is Angola, so I'm sure your guy can be of immense help.""The people you are putting at risk don't deserve this," she protested."They never do," I nodded in agreement with her. "It rarely stops terrible crap from happening to them though."I felt sorry for the Sister. She thought the Bishop was going to put a stop to this. Poor girl; he was going to do the exact opposite. See, the two competing forces at play here were a communistic kleptocracy (currently ruling Angola) and Catholic liberation theology united with a Cabindan national identity dating back to 1885. At stake was 900,000 barrels a day of petroleum. That was a bunch of funding for somebody. Last I checked, the state run energy conglomerate had misplaced $32 billion, in just three years.Mind you, the Coils of the Serpent and the Amazon Host didn't want to help the People of Cabinda out of the goodness of their hearts either. They wanted cover for the importation of weapons and other war-fighting material so they could kill the Condottieri in Africa. If the rebel leaders-turned-legitimate government didn't play ball well, the Coils were in the 'assassinating people' business and somewhere along the line the survivors would figure out keeping 'us' happy kept them alive. Problem solved.It was Bishop Nicolé de Santis' job to facilitate that understanding. If certain people with Vatican credentials explained the 'facts of life' to the new regime a lot more lives could be saved, Catholic lives. In turn, he could work to make sure the new group in power wasn't nearly as corrupt as the gang we were tossing out. Better education and quality of life, improved infrastructure & security and a nice shiny cathedral, or two.We, as in JIKIT and our component members, didn't want to rule the country and dominate the people's lives. We needed the ports and the airfields with a blind eye turned to our skullduggery. Sure, there would be future considerations. Amazons and Coil members would be fighting and dying for these people's freedom ~ public recognition definitely not required. No; the Amazons wanted to be left alone in their deep jungle homes which was an isolation they basically already had. This was a future chit which said 'don't come looking'.The Coils? Let's just say in the future Cabinda would have embassies around the globe and if occasionally they wanted someone to slip through under diplomatic cover ~ they were good for it. And if the Cabindans ever needed help in the future they knew they had friends in dark places who were now invested in Cabinda's survival. It was a win-win-win, unless you were an Angolan big-wig, or one of their foot-soldier currently serving in Cabinda. Amazons weren't big on taking prisoners, or even giving the opposition the option of giving up.For me, it wasn't lunch yet and here I was plotting to overthrow yet another government in yet another country ~ though in only two, small provinces this time. Thank the Goddess I had the rest of the week

New Aztecs transfer forward, Jeremiah Oden tells us how happy he is to be an Aztec and Holy Crap it is happening...Magoon Gwath has announced he is returning to SDSU.

New Aztecs transfer forward, Jeremiah Oden tells us how happy he is to be an Aztec and Holy Crap it is happening...Magoon Gwath has announced he is returning to SDSU.

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(Chunga's note: Due to an un-noticed tech issue during recording, Your Really Stupid News had to be edited out of this episode. SORRY! SORRY!)RADIO RONIN IS ON!!!!!!“Picklegate” continues!!! Did Chris go to back to the deli last Friday to challenge the owner about the pickles on his sandwich!?? So… how's your March Madness bracket!?? How are Chunga, Chandler, Gregg, and Chris doing!?!  Uh… well….HOLY CRAP!!!!!  Have you been following the earthquakes in Thailand!?  Chunga is worried these quakes will set off a chain reaction that will move west!!!! What movie should never be remade!? We'll find out in the Chunga Poll Shout Outs!!!Did you hear the big news this week!? The Sundance Film Festival is leaving Utah for Colorado!!! What do you think? Are you happy or are you sad!?!  Why do you think they chose to leave!?!PLUS, Gregg has another Big, Dumb, Fun, Movie Shout-Out!  LISTEN NOW!!!!! It's on www.radioronin.com and everywhere you get your podcasts!!

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Top officials in the Trump administration discussed a military operation in a group chat on a commercially available messaging platform with a random member of the media added to the chat without anyone bothering to look at who else was in the chat. Senator Mark Warner, top Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee, shares his reaction to the news with Rachel Maddow.

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Gregg was kind enough to send Chunga a really special vinyl record a few days ago!  All 4 Ronin have become obsessed with record collecting!  Do you collect vinyl?  Is there a specific genre you hunt for more than others?The Radio Ronin March Madness Tournament is about to begin!!  Click this link to get signed up!!  You don't need to know anything about basketball!!  Everyone is welcome to play!!!Have you heard the absolutely crazy story out of Vegas about Aaron Goodwin from Ghost Adventures!?!?  HOLY CRAP!!!!!CHUNGA POLL: If you could live in any cartoon, which one would you choose!!!  Post your answers below!!!PLUS!!!  Gregg has another wonderful Big Dumb Fun Movie Shout out!!!  LISTEN NOW!!!It's on www.radioronin.com!!!

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David is confronted by Roxy's ex.Based on a post by dark overlord 6, in 4 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at Connected.The following week David was back at the plant, and discovering that his body was slowly acclimating itself to the earlier schedule since at least he hadn't fallen back to sleep in the car on the way. Roxy had them doing a file purge of all the old requisition forms that were more than three years in the past, and he was sitting cross-legged in front of a filing cabinet with piles of paper lying around him when she came to check on his progress."How is it that you guys haven't digitized any of this crap?" he asked, waving at the stacks."I've been bitching about that for years, but the company has other priorities I guess. Thanks for raising the parenting bar for me by the way.""Huh?" David looked up with a clueless face."All week long it's been, 'I want stories about dragons and princes,' every time I want that toot to go to bed! You know how much bullshit I've had to make up, off the top of my head?""Maybe I could write down some stories for you," offered David with a laugh."I should make you do that, but we have bigger fish to fry. Just keep purging, Paper Boy!"She left him to his work, and Thomas was kind enough to bring him another box from the storage closet brimming with old forms."Thanks;" moaned David unhappily."Anytime! I like to see a guy earning his keep. Think of it a ‘job security.'" said Thomas, with a grin that David instantly wanted to smack off his face.An hour later, cramps in both his legs forced him to take a break. Getting up off the floor for the first time all morning. He was making his way to the security door to visit the bathroom when a booming sound, loud enough to make his ears ring, broke the relative silence of the building; and seconds later the walls rattled as if a God-like hand was shaking it."Holy Crap! It's a fucking meltdown," thought David, seeing his whole short life pass before his eyes and wishing instantly that he had enjoyed way more sex than he had. His brain locked and he couldn't remember a single thing from the safety video he had been shown in orientation. So he did the only thing he could think of, and dove under a nearby desk. As he sat there, shaking and contemplating just how painful death by radiation exposure must be, Roxy's head suddenly appeared from above."So it's loud noises; and spiders?" she asked."Didn't you hear that? Why aren't we evacuating?" asked David in a rush."We aren't evacuating because that wasn't the reactors, Bozo. They're purging excess steam off the turbines. Didn't you watch the orientation video?""I might have fallen asleep during it," admitted David sheepishly."Oh, for Heaven's sake; Just get out from under there before someone sees you cowering like a whipped dog. You keep this up, and they're going to quit calling you 'Spider-Man,' and start calling you, 'Duck and Cover,'""They call me Spider-Man?" ask David to Roxy's back."Don't worry. I wouldn't let them stencil it on your hard hat," she said over her shoulder.David felt a hand on his arm, and he turned to look at Thomas."Hey! 'Duck and Cover,' want me to bring you another box?""This day just keeps getting better;" muttered David as he shrugged off the hand and went in search of the restroom.Thankfully, the afternoon that followed was free of embarrassing moments, and the approach of the final whistle was a welcome relief. David had placed the last of the file boxes back in the closet, the contents much reduced in size from when he had started, when Roxy came walking up, looking slightly uncomfortable."David; I was wondering if I could ask you another favor?""Uh; Yeah, sure.""Feel free to say 'No,' it isn't a big deal," Roxy started to say, making David wonder what was going on since he had never seen Roxy Doyle beat around the bush ever."Okay," he said, looking suspicious at what was coming next."See; The thing is, Emily has called me three times today because she is doing this play at day camp, and; uh; she keeps asking if you'll come.""Oh," said David in surprise, not expecting this at all."As I said, don't feel obligated or anything I just had to ask;" Roxy said, expecting him to decline."No; I mean, it's fine I'd love to go." David said with casual resolve."Are you sure? We aren't talking a Broadway musical here.""I get it. It's fine. I wouldn't want to let Emily down.""You wouldn't be the first;" she said under her breath."Excuse me?" He inquired."Never mind. It's at 6:30; I'll text you the address."Emily's day camp was actually in an old Methodist church near the apartment complex where she and Roxy resided. David arrived a bit late, having gotten caught in traffic, but he found that Roxy had saved him a seat right alongside a rather rotund, older, gray-haired woman who turned out to be Emily's regular babysitter, Mrs. Foster."Emily speaks very highly of you," whispered Mrs. Foster as she shook his hand."Thanks," David replied taking a seat.The skit was short and sweet, based on a parable that David remembered well from school about a lion with a thorn in its paw. Emily played the part of the girl that removed the thorn and did it with quite a bit of talent as far as David was concerned. He clapped along with the other parents while the kids took their bows like real professionals.Afterward, the adults filed outside to await the release of their children."I think you have a future Academy Award winner on your hands," said David."I should be so lucky. If she makes it big, maybe she will buy me a house, and I can retire," said Roxy.The smile that adorned her face fell a second later, though; when something over David's shoulder drew her gaze."Shit;" she grumbled, moving to the parking lot."What?" asked David, but she was already passed him with a head of steam up."Todd," said Mrs. Foster from where she stood nearby."Her ex-husband? Todd?""The same. Roxy told him about this, and he said he would come, but he is late as usual. At least he showed up at all."David took a few steps closer, not wanting to look like he was trying to eavesdrop, but dying of curiosity at the same time. He got close enough he could make out their conversation."I said 6:30, Todd. Did they not have a clock in the bar?""Hey! I just got stuck at work, that's all. Totally not my fault.""Bullshit! I can smell the beer on you from here.""Okay, so I stopped for one lousy beer to take the edge off a long day. It's not the end of the world, so don't make a Federal case out of it.""One beer, Todd! I think it was a lot more than one, and anyway, you missed the whole damn thing.""What? Huh? I guess it took longer than I thought, but at most, it was two beers okay? Where is Emily? I want to see her.""Not when you've been drinking. I've told you that before!""Give me a break! You don't have to be a bitch every day of your life, you know!"David felt a bolt of anger shoot through him, and before he even realized he was going to do it, he was by Roxy's side facing her ex-husband. Todd was shorter than him by a good four inches, but broader across the chest with tattoos adorning both arms and reeking of cheap malt liquor."Is there a problem?" he asked, glaring at the shorter man."It's fine, David," said Roxy in a tight voice."Who the Hell is this, Roxy?""This is David. We work together."Todd looked him up and down then turned his head to spit a gob of phlegm onto the pavement, "Jesus, Roxy, you dating grade school kids now?"David started to snap a comeback, but Roxy beat him to it."Let me tell you something! This kid is already more of a man than you'll ever be, Todd. At least he was here for your daughter, which is more than I can say for you!""Whatever; Take some advice, Kid. Enjoy the tits and then run. She'll make your life Hell if you stick around too long."It ended up being David that had to hold Roxy back as she tried to kick Todd who beat a hasty retreat, jumping on his motorcycle and roaring off in a cloud of exhaust."Easy there, Tyson. I think your opponent has left the ring," said David as he let her go."Mother Fucker!"She turned a complete circle in place, finally shaking her shoulders and groaning in defeat."Man! I don't know what I ever saw in that prick!""Couldn't have been his winning personality," deadpanned David.Roxy looked at him, still huffing and puffing in anger, then let out a laugh shaking her head."Come on! Let's get some ice cream! I need a sugar fix!"It had been a while since the last time David had been in a booth at Farley's Ice Cream Parlor, and this was nothing like the crowd he usually had with him. On one side of the table sat a seven-year-old girl with more ice cream on her face than in her mouth, while next to her was a large older woman making a massacre of her dessert. Next to him, Roxy was pressed almost uncomfortably close in the tiny booth, close enough he could feel the heat coming off her skin, and it made him more than a little nervous."Something wrong with your ice cream?" asked Roxy noticing that David had only taken a few bites."It's good. I'm just watching my weight. Got to protect this girlish figure," he said which sent Emily into a fit of giggles.Mrs. Foster and Roxy joined in, and soon, the whole table was filled with the sounds of their mirth.David looked around the restaurant, happy that it appeared they had arrived on a night when Heather wasn't working. He wasn't ready to deal with seeing her again at this point. The mall was reasonably quiet for a weeknight. They had the ice cream parlor mostly to themselves, although the food court across from them seemed to still be doing a brisk business. There were quite a few teenagers and college-age kids roaming around the multiple available food options; either standing around talking or sitting at the many open tables, sharing French fries and gossip in equal measure. As David looked on, the crowd parted near the sandwich shop, and his spoon stopped in mid-air."What's wrong," asked Roxy, "you having a brain-freeze?""Heather;" was all he said.The gap in the crowd had revealed a table where it seemed as if every friend David had, was sitting around. Right in the middle of the group sat Heather with Alex by her side, his arm draped around her shoulders."So that's the infamous Heather. I thought she'd be taller," commented Roxy."Whose Heather?" asked Mrs. Foster."His old girlfriend," said Roxy."Why, she's a lovely girl." Was Mrs. Foster's first impression."She cheated on him with another guy.""Dirty hussy;" amended Mrs. Foster."You should go say hello," counseled Roxy between bites of her desert."You're nuts! I don't want to talk to her." David protested."Come on, David. Be the bigger person. You guys were together for three years. Don't you at least want to see if she's pining for you?""How will I be able to tell?""You'll know. Just watch her eyes.""I don't know;" said David waffling, but Roxy elbowed him in the side, forcing him out of the booth."Fine; Fine," he said, fidgeting his hands together and trying to still his racing heart."If this goes badly, I'm blaming you," said David as he moved off toward the food court.The closer he got to his group of friends, the more he thought this had been a horrible idea. But once they spotted him, there was no turning back."Hey Guys!" he said, stepping into their midst.

Hembo and Buster review the offseason and discuss which team had the most surprising offseason, which signing they can't wrap their heads around, which team will squander its rotation and which team threaded the needle perfectly. Then, Kansas City Royals first baseman Vinnie Pasquantino stops by to talk about the importance of reaching out to fans, staying positive on social media, and his wide-ranging thoughts on the ABS System. Plus, Vinnie has a Buster-induced epiphany.  CALL THE SHOW: 406-404-8460 EMAIL THE SHOW: BleacherTweets@gmail.com REACH OUT ON X: #BLEACHERTWEETS 6:21 Hembo 24:59 Vinnie Pasquantino 41:39 Bleacher Tweets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hembo and Buster review the offseason and discuss which team had the most surprising offseason, which signing they can't wrap their heads around, which team will squander its rotation and which team threaded the needle perfectly. Then, Kansas City Royals first baseman Vinnie Pasquantino stops by to talk about the importance of reaching out to fans, staying positive on social media, and his wide-ranging thoughts on the ABS System. Plus, Vinnie has a Buster-induced epiphany.  CALL THE SHOW: 406-404-8460 EMAIL THE SHOW: BleacherTweets@gmail.com REACH OUT ON X: #BLEACHERTWEETS 6:21 Hembo 24:59 Vinnie Pasquantino 41:39 Bleacher Tweets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Even though Maddy Reynolds was not a runner, COVID-19 spurred her and her homebound friends to start running around the limited area they were allowed to in their neighborhood in Sydney, Australia. On a lark, they decided to run their own marathon. Once racing resumed, Maddy ran an actual marathon. Then she was encouraged to try trail running and next racing. You can see where this is going. Maddy eventually took the risky leap, quitting her secure job as an investment banker to become a full-time runner. By 2023, successes started to accrue. After a runner-up finish in the Six Foot Track Marathon, one of Australia's most prestigious races, Maddy was chosen to represent her country at the World Mountain and Trail Championships in Austria. Her crowning result for the year was winning the UTMB Ultra-Trail Kosciuszko 50K. She followed up that ascendent year with a string of top-10 trail race finishes in 2024, including a win at the Trail de Lac d'Oô in the Pyrenees. Like any upward trajectory, there were bumps in the road. Maddy suffered a stress fracture in her calcaneus, or heel bone, following Kosciuszko. The most serious, though, was after she sustained a serious bacterial eye infection due to a contact lens mistake. Doctors considered removing her eye, but were able to save it, although her vision was severely fogged over. Amazingly, Maddy continued to progress despite very limited depth perception, certainly a huge impediment for a trail runner, leading to numerous falls, including a cracked kneecap. Just last week came a double-dose of positives. First, Maddy's doctors got her a new kind of contact lens that has restored her sight. A truly “Holy Crap, I can see” moment. Ironically, it's the same kind of lens that has also salvaged my vision. Using her new visual acuity, Maddy finished second in New Zealand's UTMB Tarawera Ultra-Trail 52K. Although the race buildup did not go without some crazy, maybe even hilarious, hiccups, as you'll hear. None of these incidents can deter Maddy, who explains the big chance she took on herself, and led her to move to France with her boyfriend to advance her career. She is a font of positivity, and feeds upon the community that is running. She has some huge days ahead of her, and we had a very fun and engaging chat, so I hope you'll enjoy this and follow her as she establishes herself as a force in the trail running world.Maddy ReynoldsInstagram @maddyreynolds98Bill Stahlsilly_billy@msn.comFacebook Bill StahlInstagram and Threads @stahlor and @we_are_superman_podcastYouTube We Are Superman Podcast

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The Royal Rumble has come and gone but boy oh boy did it not disappoint! Who won between CM Punk, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, Jeu Uso, Sami Zayn, Penta, and more!We also discuss the amazing Woman's Royal Rumble that saw the return of Alexa Bliss, and Charlotte Flair as well as the DEBUT of former TNA Knockouts World Champion Jordynne Grace!We also dive into the Monday Night Raw AFTER The Rumble and analyze where the story goes next for our 2025 Royal Rumble winners!TIMESTAMPS00:00 - INTRO01:13 - HOLY CRAP! THE ROYAL RUMBLE WAS AWESOME!18:45- NONE OF US GOT THE RUMBLE PICK RIGHT?! (SORT OF…)38:01 - THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER GETS INTERESTING...40:43 - WE'RE NOW ON THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!52:25 - JOIN OUR DISCORD! LINK IS DESCRIPTION OR REBOOKEDPOD.COM52:52 - JAKES NEW END OF SHOW SEGMENT!!!

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Falcons find sacrificial lambs, Kirk Cousins debacle, NFL playoffs, A.J. Brown is a bibliophile, Saquon angers gamblers, Todd Bowles viral interview, Josh Allen vs ref, Robert Griffin III tries race-baiting but Clay Travis sets him straight, Mike Tomlin will stay, George Pickens not optimistic, Robert Kraft laughs at NFL rules again, Deshaun Watson may have screwed himself out of 92 million, Wolf Blitzer's 1999 tv room, Ohio State vs Notre Dame, Sydney Thomas has an SEC coach fan, Shaq meets his match, MLB throws the book at a-hole Yankees fans who attacked Mookie, Felix Mantilla dies, chariot racing riots, George Mikan, North Stars, Larry Csonka, Marvin Hagler, Tonya Harding, Michael Jordan quits, Dominique Wilkins bday, Pete's Tweets, Buck Weaver, Joe McCarthy, Hank Aaron & Frank Robinson in HOF, Steve Garvey, Roger Maris, Johnny Estrada, Angels, Ned Yost, and a new NHL team for Atlanta

Send us a textWelcome back to You Heard it Here Last were we talk about news, you've already heard.I just want to take a moment as we gently enter 2025 to say…Holy Crap! Hasbro is at it again.https://www.geeknative.com/170004/tales-of-riches-dd-partners-with-online-gambling-company-embroiled-in-spying-row/Games Global is an online gambling site that has announced it has partnered with Hasbro to release “Tales of Riches” that is described as ‘inspired by the legendary fantasy world of Dungeons & Dragons'.https://www.parents.com/kids/safety/kids-as-young-as-11-are-becoming-addicted-to-online-gambling/That's right Hasbro has licensed Dungeons & Dragons to an online gambling site. You know, those insidious advertisements and websites that push gambling to the public. Well, they are always looking to hook a younger audience and since kids are more than twice as likely to become addicted to gambling why not grab something like D&D to really sink your teeth into the younger audience.Just when I thought Hasbro couldn't sink any lower. I can't say that I am surprised, but this one really burns me. At this rate I feel like next Christmas they will announce that Hasbro has partnered with a Chinese Fentanyl company to supply loot drops.Am I overreacting on this guys?[Kick to Christina and Mike]I think the best way to get the bad taste of the last news item out of my mouth is to switch to something a little more…refreshing.https://www.enworld.org/threads/henry-cavills-warhammer-40k-show-is-happening.708384/Amazon has official greenlit Henry Cavills Warhammer 40K TV Show.Warhammer 40K is the most popular miniature wargame in the world. Originally published in 1987, it is on its 10th edition. Set in the far future, it mixes fantasy tropes with sci-fi in a grim, dark universe. It is currently being publishing by Cubicle 7.I played a little Warhammer 40K back when it was produced by Games Workshop. I liked it. It is a miniature war game with some really dark elements that make it fun. I was turned off by the way that Games Workshop would release a new miniature with special rules that destroyed everything on the table only to be topped the next month by a newer, more expensive, mini that would do the same, but all in all it was a good game.Henry Cavill has been a vocal fan of the game for many years and has been working hard behind the scenes to get this made. This is expected to be a live action product with Henry Cavill starring.What do you guys think about that?[Kick to Christina and Mike]And there it is, our first You Heard it Here Last of the year and make sure you like and subscribe so you will never miss the news you've already heard.

What did our manager tell us to do to kill it in 2025!  Also, we speak to a PHW student  in the beginning class who had a "HOLY CRAP" moment! The light went off! Good times! 

WELCOME TO SEASON 8! Holy Crap...8 years of the Planet! PHEW! To start off the new year, Josh and Joe sit down and talk about their most anticipated movies of the upcoming 2025 year.    "In the Zone" provided by: Wavtracks Music PO Box 56 Sylvania, 2224 NSW Australia

Holy Crap! Another holiday festival this month? How will I find the time. But worth it to celebrate this guy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Holy shit, it's cold outside. Thankfully, it's about to turn around and head back towards the 40's this weekend. We started you off with the Thursday Song this morning, and we discussed the house fire on the south side of La Crosse last night, an update on the Ryan Borgwardt case, the mysterious drones over Staten Island, and some news about Hannah Kobayashi. In sports, the big news is Belichick is back! With UNC, apparently. We took a look at Week 15 in the NFL, a possible expansion of the March Madness bracket, and a new law that will make flag-planting in Ohio a crime! We played Jonna's F'ING song, thanks to Niki Paisley, and we also talked to Office Cora about what's happening in the 715 this weekend. If you think Jarts are the world's most dangerous toy, you'd be wrong. Cool story about a woman who needed a very expensive back surgery, but didn't have enough to cover the cost, so her friends went above & beyond to raise the funds for her! If you're having trouble finding the perfect gift for someone, why not try undelivered mail? It's like that bin store in the mall, but in the mail. We let you know what's on the boob tube tonight and we discussed Rob Scheider's upcoming TV show. Ran down a list of the Worst Christmas Songs of all time, and got an update on the Brett Favre/Mark Gastineau situation. And during today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about designer nipples, a Massachusetts police force that allowed it's officers to have sex with prostitutes, several Cracker Barrel employees who were fired after denying service to several children with disabilities, and a VERY angry customer who REALLY wanted his money back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Max Fried signs with Yankees, how Braves will handle pitching rotation, Ryne Sandberg's cancer returns, Rocky Colavito dies, writer Thomas Boswell honored, Joe Burrow's mansion robbed while he plays on MNF while S.I. swimsuit model who is not his regular girlfriend calls 911, Leon Lett II, do better Manningcast, A.I. to pick college playoff teams? expand to 14? Heisman finalists, Kirk Herbstreit sings a different tune when it comes to FSU and UGA, Lane Kiffin makes good point about transfers timing, Falcons falconing again, Kirk Cousins could be an all-time bust of a free agent signing, Georgia Tech loses star WR, Brett Thorson wins award, Bowl games, daily regimen of an Army player, Juan Soto, World Series odds, Dave Parker and Dick Allen in HOF, Merv Rettenmund passes, Canton Bulldogs, Tom Harmon, Joe Frazier, Dominique Wilkins, Reggie Bush, Johnny Manziel in a tub w/ Canseco's daughter, Lamar Jackson, Pete's Tweets, Jimmy Foxx, Walter O'Malley, Luis Tiant, Graig Nettles, bad Mets trades, Nolan Ryan, Jim Fregosi, Ozzie Smith for Gary Templeton, Mike Scott, Gary Carter, Hack Wilson, Dennis Eckersley, Braves trade, plus a quote from Andy Van Slyke 

HOLY CRAP! IT'S EPISODE 400!!! Today, we are celebrating 8 years and more than 400 episodes of The Real Brian Show! We're having a bit of a party! The co-hosts are here! Captain Influence, Caffeinatrix, KDubs, and The Flash! We look back on 400 episodes and some of our favorite moments of the show, we laugh a LOT, and have a ridiculously fun time! Hope you enjoy it as much as we did!The Real Brian Show is the show for the multipassionate person. The place to end your week on a positive note, nerd out with us, and HAVE FUN! Learn things to better your life, and escape all the negative crap around us!Patreon: https://patreon.com/realbrianshowBuy Me a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/iamtherealbrianMusic Spotify Playlists: TRBS 2024 Playlist on SpotifyTRB's GLORIOUSNESS (New Music) Playlist on SpotifyThe Captain Influence Playlist on SpotifySubscribe to The Real Brian Show Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-real-brian-show/id1160475222Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3UsRunmoQzHkrWbwmAjmLM?si=e76f534378ec4b8fYouTube: https://youtube.com/therealbrianSupport The Real Brian Show Buy Me a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/iamtherealbrianPatreon: https://patreon.com/realbrianshowAMAZON LINK: Any time you purchase something off of Amazon, please consider using the TRBS affiliate link: https://amzn.to/3OVl49oAffiliate links mean I earn a commission from qualifying purchases. This helps support the channel at no additional cost to you!Connect With TRB and The Show! Twitter: https://twitter.com/iamtherealbrianFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/iamtherealbrian/TRBS Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/realbrianshow/Website: https://realbrianshow.com

Falcons choke on Kirk Cousins INTs, time for Penix Jr? Raheem Morris true to form, snow game in Buffalo, snarky ex-gf responds to Josh Allen-Hailee Steinfeld news, McCaffrey hurt again, Cris Collinsworth's bruise, CFP committee's hard choices, Pete Poll, Ohio State to fire Ryan Day? postgame melee on field, Georgia-Georgia Tech instant classic & class on both sides, iconic Key-Smart photo, no targeting called on key play, Texas vs UGA stats, CFP coaching fires & transfers, Auburn loses 2 QBs, return of Jimbo? Gus Malzahn throws off UCF for FSU, NFL player who seems to support terrorism knocks Trevor Lawrence out with cowardly cheap shot, Jets need to bench & cut Aaron Rodgers, George Pickens weekly tantrum(s), red-hot Atlanta Hawks, Pete's Tweets, Napoleon, Monroe Doctrine, Manifest Destiny, Heisman winners, Don Hutson, fastest golf round, SEC title games, Patrick Roy's revenge, gay umpires, Heinie Manush, Eiji Sawamura, Jackie Robinson calls Yankees racist, Hoyt Wilhelm, horsehide to cowhide, Fernando Valenzuela, Bobby Bonilla Day, "Cobb", Billy Wagner, plus two really bad jokes 

Hey! Hey! It's a Monday!! It's time for RADIO RONIN!!!Wow! What a crazy week we had!!!!! Many of you are thrilled at the outcome of the election, and many of you are really upset! Chunga, Chandler, Gregg and Chris want to kindly remind all of you to be respectful of your fellow Ronin community members and the people in your respective lives. We all love each other! Remember that!!Speaking of which, how about that BYU vs Utah football game!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! That was NUTS!!!!! That was crazier than the election!!CHUNGA POLL: What something you HATE about Thanksgiving, that everybody else LOVES!?!! Post your answers below!!!!The entertainment world has lost 2 incredibly talented individuals. R.I.P. Tony Todd and R.I.P. Quincy Jones.Panda is finishing up is leftover Halloween movie shout outs and.... it's time for YOUR REALLY STUPID NEWS!!!!!! Listen now! It's on www.radioronin.com and everywhere you get your podcasts!!!!

Hey! Hey! It's a Monday!! It's time for RADIO RONIN!!!Wow! What a crazy week we had!!!!! Many of you are thrilled at the outcome of the election, and many of you are really upset! Chunga, Chandler, Gregg and Chris want to kindly remind all of you to be respectful of your fellow Ronin community members and the people in your respective lives. We all love each other! Remember that!!Speaking of which, how about that BYU vs Utah football game!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! That was NUTS!!!!! That was crazier than the election!!CHUNGA POLL: What something you HATE about Thanksgiving, that everybody else LOVES!?!! Post your answers below!!!!The entertainment world has lost 2 incredibly talented individuals. R.I.P. Tony Todd and R.I.P. Quincy Jones.Panda is finishing up is leftover Halloween movie shout outs and.... it's time for YOUR REALLY STUPID NEWS!!!!!! Listen now! It's on www.radioronin.com and everywhere you get your podcasts!!!!

We've reached 500 episodes! Holy Crap!  6:38 - REVIEW - “Hooper” (1978). The timeless charm of Burt Reynolds, the absence of a true antagonist, and the good vibes of a good vibes industry.  36:33 - We talk briefly about “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”, which I recently saw for the first time, and happens to deal significantly with the stunt industry. ----- Thanks for joining us! If you enjoy our show, PLEASE please tell your friends. Recommend us. That is how we grow. If you're interested in my writing, visit https://jconnor.substack.com/  ----- Executive Producers: Conner Dempsey • Dustin Weldon Theme Music by Dustin Weldon Produced & Engineered by Conner Dempsey Powered by Zoom, Skype, QuickTime, Adobe Audition, & Adobe Premiere Pro Special Thanks to Anchor FM FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. This is critique, protected under Fair Use. I DO NOT OWN THIS CONTENT. CONTENT IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.  Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.

 HOLY CRAP!  has it really been 800 shows?!  so that's roughly around 1200 hours worth of show if you figure in one and two hour shows.  it would take you roughly 50 days, listening 24 hours a day to catch up on the show.  nice.  ok, enough of that.  new one is up and just an FYI - We're starting up a FaceBook Messenger chat group for the show.  let us know if you want in.  as usual, you can find us at Spotify, PodBean, iTunes and Amazon  (just say 'alexa, play the latest apocalypse radio')!  use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - if you'd like to donate, donate here. otherwise, you can reach us at shaman@apocalypseradio.com and charlie@apocalypseradio.com .

Hawks sign Jalen Johnson, MNF, Buccaneers lose 2 receivers, Falcons news, Desmond Ridder sighting, Deebo has pneumonia, Jerry Jones can't stop talking about blowing Derrick Henry signing, Dak's new cologne, shooting victim back in uni before McCaffrey, Titans reach new low, Deshaun Watson tears Achilles, Baltimore Police arrest man who beat Commanders fans, SEC embarrasses itself by including Vince Young & Barry Switzer?! in their legends class, Quinn Ewers is not quitting Texas, UGA player gets revenge, Texas not back yet, Kirby Smart on huge win & bad fans & refs, Longhorns warned about bottle-throwing could cost them alcohol sales & a home playoff game, the Dr. Pepper Curse, Trae Young weighs in, Bevo loves Ben just not UGA, Cooper Manning's 20-gallon hat, my Conway Twitty meme goes near-viral, Carson Beck looks like Tom Petty, Emmanuel Acho cold tweet, Bama folks claim crowd noise pumped into Neyland Stadium, Miami Vice-themed unis, President Trump on Arnold Palmer's schlong, Braves awards, World Series tickets & starting pitchers, golf detente, WNBA a failure, Bud Daley, Tubby Smith makes too much sense about transfers, Rays ballparks, Hoosiers setting records, FSU sues again, Brady Cook a man, Hugh Freeze trouble, Bama freshman disses his own QB, Sun Devils looking for a kicker, showboating on the field, college coaches fired, Billy Napier's comeback? Pete Poll, Vandy odds, Big Fox sux, Dodgers-Yankees facts, Braves in Fall Classic, Black Sox, Mike Piazza, truck kills player, John Updike on Ted Williams, Gene Tenace, Bobby Bonds for Bobby Murcer, classic '75 Series, Ed Kranepool hangs 'em up, plus Pete's Tweets & and quote from the ever quotable Andy Van Slyke

Braves up for Gold Gloves, Schwellenbach all-rookie team, NLCS & ALCS breakdowns, Aaron Judge finally homers, John Sterling calls Yankees "drunks", is Giancarlo Stanton a Hall of Famer? Dodgers pitching record, CFB redshirts, SEC parity? Army & Navy in polls, movie filmed during UGA game, Super Bowl back in Atlanta, Falcons moves & stats, big NFL trades, Tom Brady now owns Raiders, Jerry Jones nuts up then doubles up, Fireman Ed smells a rat in Jets land, Jim Harbaugh has heart, Deshaun Watson bad stat, new Hawks rookie the real deal, we still suck at soccer, women college volleyball players revolt against being forced to play crazy men, Georgetown's bad tweet about former player trying to kill a cop, Finnish hockey player is finished, Ravens fan in big trouble, too many flags, rally snake, Georgia-Georgia Tech game moved, stingrays survive Milton, no more hoodies at practice, Tom Watson, Mike Tyson, Jersey Joe Walcott, Goose Goslin, Dave DeBusschere, Tim McCarver vs Deion, Chris Doleman, Manute Bol, Bryce Harper, Ty Cobb, Nap Lajoie, Snodgrass' Muff not to be confused with Merkle's Boner, Lou Gehrig parole officer, Hank Greenberg, Willie McCovey makes the Peanuts cartoon strip, Yogi Berra fired, plus Pete's Tweets and a quote from Andy Van Slyke 

Kevin's “Vote Democrat” yard sign gets attacked by youths; Trump rally-goers left stranded in California desert; will Purdue University students be able to vote on campus; TikTok political influencer Corrine Straight talks with Tom and Kevin about the Purdue controversy, concerns about Indiana's Republican candidate for Lieutenant Governor Micah Beckwith, the recent IN Attorney General debate between Todd Rokita and Destiny Wells, and more.

Kirk Cousins POW, NFC South, another UGA player arrested for beating a woman, Malachi Moore embarrasses the legacy of Alabama football, George Pickens embarrasses himself, deadspin sued out of existence, Pat Fischer dies, Luis Tiant passes, more on Pete Rose and the HoF, Hawks rookie Risacher looks great in debut, more on Dikembe Mutombo, Lebron already bitching, sad news about Travis Kelce, Joe Ferguson, Sonny Sixkiller, Dean Smith, Rube Marquard, Walter O'Malley, Joe Pepitone's hair dryer, Brian Downing, Mike Singletary, Trevor Matich, Annika Sorenstam, Kenny Anderson of GaTech not the Bengals, Christy Mathewson, Ty Cobb ekes out batting title as Browns and Nap Lajoie try to cheat, Black Sox, Joe "Ducky" Medwick hit by flying fruit, Sparky Anderson, Bob Moose, NBC's Game of the Week bites the dust, Jeffrey Maier should have been sent to juvie, Pete's Tweets, and quotes from Ted Turner and a reading of a bit of 'Casey at the Bat'

This Thursdays Radio Ronin is scary!!  Milton has Chunga, Chandler, Gregg, and Chris pretty freaked out!  Lots and lots of Ronin Fam are in the crosshairs of this hurricane.  Please keep these amazing members of the Fam in your prayers, and help them if you can!  Heather Snow is on the Symphony of the Seas and was headed to Florida, lots of you have asked if she ok!  She's just fine and is being rerouted!In other news, Spirit Halloween is expanding!!!  Christmas fans prepare to spend some serious cash!!!!CHUNGA POLL: Which band would you pass on, even if you had free tickets and backstage passes?!!  Post your answers below!!!Have you seen the new Joker movie yet?!  It's ok, nobody else has either!!!  WHAT HAPPENED?!?! Speaking of movies, Panda has another hidden gem Halloween movie shout-out!!  This one is a doozy!!! Listen NOW!!!! It's on www.radioronin.com and everywhere you get your podcasts!

This Thursdays Radio Ronin is scary!!  Milton has Chunga, Chandler, Gregg, and Chris pretty freaked out!  Lots and lots of Ronin Fam are in the crosshairs of this hurricane.  Please keep these amazing members of the Fam in your prayers, and help them if you can!  Heather Snow is on the Symphony of the Seas and was headed to Florida, lots of you have asked if she ok!  She's just fine and is being rerouted!In other news, Spirit Halloween is expanding!!!  Christmas fans prepare to spend some serious cash!!!!CHUNGA POLL: Which band would you pass on, even if you had free tickets and backstage passes?!!  Post your answers below!!!Have you seen the new Joker movie yet?!  It's ok, nobody else has either!!!  WHAT HAPPENED?!?! Speaking of movies, Panda has another hidden gem Halloween movie shout-out!!  This one is a doozy!!! Listen NOW!!!! It's on www.radioronin.com and everywhere you get your podcasts!

From 'Houtopia Football Podcast' (subscribe here): Sean recaps an incredible, gritty win over the Buffalo Bills. Unfortunately, this one came at a tough cost. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sean recaps an incredible, gritty win over the Buffalo Bills. Unfortunately, this one came at a tough cost. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Braves vs Mets in huge series, Phillies win NL East after laying down to Mets, Braves phenom, A's say goodbye to Oakland, Charlie Blackmon retiring with great quote, Falcons robbed by refs in Chiefs game, Kirk Cousins ties Dan Marino!? OL injuries, Wellness check on Travis Kelce, MNF, Commanders finally have their QB, Burrow 0-3, Josh Allen and Bills spank Trevor Lawrence and Jags, Christian McCaffrey's German doctor, Mercury Morris tribute, Bryce Young's career obit, Taylor Heinicke resurfaces, Dak Prescott no P.R. genius, Tom Brady's 5000th story about 28 to 3, Bulldogs vs Crimson Tide tweets, Hugh Freeze's totally horrible bad week as former QB calls him out, can you say Bobby Petrino Tigers fans? Pac 12 begs for teams, Pete Poll, Sooners need to stop dissing Vols, Mack Brown's embarrassing Saturday, Eli Gold, Army-Navy glory days, Sleepy Hollow High Headless Horsemen, C.J. Abrams gambling problem? White Sox worst ever, Huascar Ynoa sighting, Rocky Marciano, Lottie Dod, Jim McKay, John Mackey, Mean Joe Greene, Terry Metcalf and the old St. Louis Cardinals, Eddie George, Mike Webster, Babe Ruth's last game in pinstripes, Jimmie Foxx 500th, Ted Lyons joins Marines, Demorest's Johnny Mize has his day, last at-bat in Ebbets Field, Gil Hodges heart attack in Atlanta, Al Kaline 3000th, Dale Murphy exclusive club, Pedro "Who's your daddy?" Martinez, plus Pete's Tweets and quotes from Phils manager Eddie Sawyer and "North Dallas Forty" author Peter Gent 

Hour 1 What a time to be alive. The Mets are up 2 games on the Braves and the Jets are favored by 6 ½ over the Patriots. Luisangel Acuna hit his first HR as a Met and he looked really comfortable. We talked about the Mets team meeting they had Monday and Gio thinks they were delivering bad news about Francisco Lindor's injury. We talked about Aaron Rodgers and getting rid of the ball quickly like Tom Brady. Jerry is here for his first update of the day and starts with the sounds of the Mets beating the Nationals big time. Pete Alonso talked about Lindor's injury and how ‘the boys will hold it down'. The Yankees had no problem with the Mariners in Seattle. The Mariners tried a steal of home with the bases loaded and a 3-0 count on Justin Turner. It failed, inning over. Juan Soto homered and has now hit one in every MLB ballpark. Evan Roberts has a rallying phrase for the Giants: ‘Holy Crap'. Evan put together a song using A-I. In the final segment of the hour, ESPN SEC broadcaster Peter Burns had to have the heimlich maneuver performed on him. It took 4 people before it worked. Jerry saved somebody in the newsroom a few years ago and didn't tell anyone. We have a Life Vac here and work and Gio wants it in the studio. Hour 2 We really broke down the Phil Simms commercial for ‘Balance of Nature'. Donald Trump is going to be at Nassau Coliseum tonight. What will that do for traffic in the area? A caller said his brother was choking at a BBQ and had to do the heimlich on himself using a chair. One caller had to heimlich 2 different people at 2 different times and had to heimlich himself once. Jerry returns for an update and starts with the sounds of the Mets beating the Nationals as Acuna had 3 hits including his first MLB HR. The Yankees beat the Mariners and Juan Soto homered, which means he's homered in every MLB ballpark. Aaron Rodgers talked about getting some things fixed for tomorrow night's home opener. Jerod Mayo talked about needing more from the Patriots passing game. In the final segment of the hour a caller wonders if you'd rather have the history of the Giants or the Niners? Hour 3 Phil Simms joins us in his weekly spot and said tomorrow night is not going to be easy for the Jets. They are not the disaster we thought they were going to be. Phil thinks this is going to be a low scoring game. He's been impressed with the Patriots the first two weeks. We also talked about Daniel Jones and Malik Nabers performances last week. Phil said Myles Garrett is going to be a problem for them this week. Jerry returns for an update and starts with the Mets beating the Nationals, 10-1. Jerry has an A-I song called ‘Holy Crap, Evan Roberts is a Douche' after Evan's ‘Holy Crap' song from yesterday. Jose Altuve was thrown out for showing up the umpire after they said he didn't foul a ball off his foot. Mel Kiper blames the Panthers for the Bryce Young situation. Stephen A. Smith compared Bryce Young to JaMarcus Russell. In the final segment of the hour, we talked about the benching of Bryce Young and what the future holds for him. Will he end up being traded? Boomer doesn't think they've given up on him, they are just sitting him down. Boomer said he's on his third head coach and his second offense in just two years. We compared Young to Zach Wilson. Hour 4 Deion Sanders had a Mike Gundy, ‘I'm a man, I'm 40' moment when he was talking about the way the press is treating his players. He thinks the media is jealous of the player because they make more money than the journalists. Sanders seems to always be on the offensive. Colin Cowherd wants the people of Pennsylvania to worry more about voting and less about the Eagles. Jerry returns for his final update of the day but first we have a clip from Russ Salzberg who said there's one member of the media that covers the Giants that is rooting for their failure. Who is he talking about? Jerry has audio of the Yankees beating the Mariners, who attempted to steal home with the bases load ...

Moment of The Day: Evan has a song for the Giants, ‘Holy Crap', and someone has a song for Evan, ‘Holy Crap, Evan Roberts is a Douche'.

Deion Sanders had a Mike Gundy, ‘I'm a man, I'm 40' moment when he was talking about the way the press is treating his players. He thinks the media is jealous of the player because they make more money than the journalists. Sanders seems to always be on the offensive. Colin Cowherd wants the people of Pennsylvania to worry more about voting and less about the Eagles. Jerry returns for his final update of the day but first we have a clip from Russ Salzberg who said there's one member of the media that covers the Giants that is rooting for their failure. Who is he talking about? Jerry has audio of the Yankees beating the Mariners, who attempted to steal home with the bases loaded and two outs and a 3-0 count on the hitter. The Moment of The Day: Evan has a song for the Giants, ‘Holy Crap', and someone has a song for Evan, ‘Holy Crap, Evan Roberts is a Douche'. In the final segment of the show, a caller wants people more locked into real life than sports.

Phil Simms joins us in his weekly spot and said tomorrow night is not going to be easy for the Jets. They are not the disaster we thought they were going to be. Phil thinks this is going to be a low scoring game. He's been impressed with the Patriots the first two weeks. We also talked about Daniel Jones and Malik Nabers performances last week. Phil said Myles Garrett is going to be a problem for them this week. Jerry returns for an update and starts with the Mets beating the Nationals, 10-1. Jerry has an A-I song called ‘Holy Crap, Evan Roberts is a Douche' after Evan's ‘Holy Crap' song from yesterday. Jose Altuve was thrown out for showing up the umpire after they said he didn't foul a ball off his foot. Mel Kiper blames the Panthers for the Bryce Young situation. Stephen A. Smith compared Bryce Young to JaMarcus Russell. In the final segment of the hour, we talked about the benching of Bryce Young and what the future holds for him. Will he end up being traded? Boomer doesn't think they've given up on him, they are just sitting him down. Boomer said he's on his third head coach and his second offense in just two years. We compared Young to Zach Wilson.

Huge upset win for Falcons! Kirk Cousins channels Tom Brady, Bill Belichick uses Manning Cast to attack Arthur Blank, Bijan's big game, Braves split with Dodgers, Ozzie Albies update, The Panda now a pitcher?! Joe Castiglione retiring, Panthers bench Bryce Young (told you so), comparison with bust JaMarcus Russell, ESPN's Peter Burns nearly chokes to death, Ga Gov Brian Kemp orders NCAA out of football, President Trump to attend UGA-Bama game, Packers center barfs on ball, Pete Poll is out! A.P. puts Texas over Georgia, Georgia Tech, Bulldogs driving records, interim coach Billy Napier, Purdue student gets justice, whooping cough cancels game what's next beri beri? FSU despairs, Quinn Ewers suffers same Dr. Pepper Fansville curse as Caleb Williams, Arch Manning's moment, Adam Schefter doesn't know who Archie Manning is, QBs Carson Beck and Ewers intentionally tanking so not to be drafted by Carolina, Vols anger karma, GSU beats SEC team, new low for Miss State, Ole Miss record-making defense, Cal students are dicks, Shady Sanders refuses to shake hand, Adidas ending Trae Young's sneaker, NFL born, Rocky Marciano vs Lawrenceville's Ezzard Charles, wine enthusiast Fran Tarkenton, George Blanda, Orlando Cepeda, Jimmie Johnson, Patrick Mahomes, Vitas Gerulaitis, Larry Wilson, Phillies caught cheating in 1900, Charlie Finley buys The Beatles, oldest major leaguer ever, Braves pitching staff, Jack Buck brings baseball back from 9/11, plus Pete's Tweets and quotes from Peter Gent of 'North Dallas Forty' and Lefty Phillips! 

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