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Two friends navigate the wacky world of religion. One chapter at a time.

Ben and Brian

  • Mar 1, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 45m AVG DURATION
  • 24 EPISODES


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The End: We Finally Meet in Hell

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 2:54


Hi everyone! If you haven't noticed we haven't recorded for the past three weeks. Listen to the clip for a little explanation as we will no longer be recording new episodes of To Hell With You. Thank you to everyone who listened and we hope to see you all at our annual fan meetup next week.

Numbers 32-Deuteronomy 13: Two Books in One!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 47:03


Ben and Brian finally met up in Hell for this recording. Unfortunately the smell is pretty bad down here and we're pretty sure it is not our fault. Thanks for listening and we are trying to stick to a weekly release schedule but we are getting busier as the year progresses. Talking points include: Ghost towns, Awesome nicknames for murderers, The Jesus Loophole

Numbers 21-31: A Talking Donkey?

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 53:25


January 20th 2021 will be a day that lives in infamy solely because that was the date this episode of To Hell With You aired. We look forward to our enshrinement amongst the Wikipedia entries. Needless to say this episode has some tough moments so hopefully the Old Testament gets back to its cheery self soon.Talking points include: Intriguing retread of Spy Kids 2, All terrain donkey, Israel's mild detour, another census??

Numbers 14-21: Aaron Makes a Mistake and Forgets to Say Grace

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 46:05


Happy Wednesday/Thursday everyone! Thanks for tuning in to our endless journey. Please make it stop. It is only book four. Talking points include: Ground type against water type, "cool" action stuff, forgotten Leviticus laws, more complaints.

Numbers 1-14: The Month of Meat

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 51:49


Happy Tuesday and 2021 everyone! You all thought that this we would release you of this curse after 2020 ended? Oh you poor and naive soul. Once again Brian went AWOL and didn't do any of his required work for this podcast and as such we missed yet another week. Thankfully now that the holidays are over our schedules should clear up a bit more and we should be back to a more regular schedule.Talking points include: Mild complaints, more meat required, #rememberthegiants, Homerun derby

Leviticus 20-27: Watch Your Profanity

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 56:01


Oops we missed a week without telling anyone! Sorry about that. Brian takes 95% of the the blame for this misfire. Speaking of misfire, this week we wrap up our discussion of Leviticus as we reach cruising altitude.Talking points include: A year long rager, the basis for all adult novels, poetry stuff, and most importantly, Property Law

Leviticus 13-19: The Law Concerning Bodily Discharges

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 51:10


We are back into the second week of December and enjoying the cold big time. From recollection we're pretty sure the innermost circle of hell in Dante's Inferno is solid ice so that's pretty accurate to our current situation. We are making pretty solid progress into Leviticus and just have an outside shot at finishing this book before we die.Talking points include: See title

Leviticus 1-12: Eat Pray Love?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 56:00


We are back and better than ever! After enjoying our fill of turkey and pie we dove back into the greatest of them all. Ben and Brian are back delivering wisdom on a brand new book from the Bible. We will see what Leviticus brings to us over the next couple weeks.Talking points include: The one where we find out we can't eat fat, creepy crawlies, the holy triangle, please stop eating the owls.

Exodus 23-40: Moses Joins the Twilight Crew

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 36:06


Happy Wednesday everyone! Sorry this episode is out late we won't ever be late again. Speaking of being late, we will be taking a break next week as we have finished the book of Exodus and Thanksgiving is around the corner. We will probably be back for the 30th but will keep you posted if that changes. Thanks to everyone who is listening and we can't believe we have now finished two books of the Bible.Talking points include: Moses Smash, Deep interior design discussion, A leg made out of gold.

Exodus 17-22: Thou Shall Not Covet That Ass

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 63:23


Happy Monday/Tuesday everyone! We've got a long one for you all this week as we tried to get through the Ten Commandments and more. Hopefully you all enjoy and we can't wait to be back next week.Talking points include: God lays out his rulebook, No More Coveting, Ox and Law, Nicolas Cage's Ten Commandments

Exodus 12-17: The Egyptians Try to Ford the Red Sea; Moses Hires a Ferry

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 41:18


Happy Monday! Episode out now. Tune in for discussion on all things Exodus.Talking points include: English class participation, Farming wisdom, Oregon trail strategy, and evil villain monologues.

Exodus 5-12: You're Not Gonna Want to Passover This One

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 54:46


Happy Tuesday everyone! Made it just in time for our regularly scheduled Tuesday upload that we have always kept constant throughout our lengthy history. In all seriousness, apologies for not having this out on Monday. Hopefully our longest episode yet allows for some leeway in being a day late.Talking points include: Miraculous rods, Bloody frogs, Curious plagues, and feast time!

Exodus 1-4: Gender Reveal Parties Lead to Brush Fires

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 45:11


Holy cow we're back! The week off rejuvenated us and we are back and better than ever. We vow to never ever again leave for longer than a week. Thankfully we have a brand new section of the Bible to share with you all. Exodus will test our collective resolve as we forge bravely on. Talking points include: Murder protocol, Baby Yeeting, God hits His word count, Bad relations with the Israelites and Egyptians

Genesis 46-50: Jacob Reads His Will to His Sons; A Few Might Be Dissapointed

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 50:51


Strap in all we're finishing Genesis today. It only took us 11 episodes to get through 50 pages. At this rate I'll probably be dead before we finish even the Old Testament. It's definitely been our favorite 50 pages we've read. In terms of show logistics we might not be able to get an episode by next Monday due to some scheduling issues we're going to run into. If we are not back by the 12th then we should absolutely be back on track for the 19th.Talking points include: Ben and I get our communist juices flowing, A brief discussion on board games, Strong Donkey's, Good relations with the Israelites and Egyptians

Genesis 41-46: Joseph's Feast and Famine

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 38:31


Another week another podcast. That's what Papa always instilled in us youth. We can't believe we have already released ten episodes and we still haven't finished Genesis. We get incredibly close to finishing Genesis so we should wrap up our first Book of the Bible next week! Thanks to everyone who is listening!Talking points include: Benjamin is the Golden Boy, Divination is a requirement to be Governor, God sends spam email, The worst spy story of all time

Genesis 37-40: And God Smote the Emitters

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 46:07


Happy Monday all! Thanks to everyone who listens. In true Bible fashion we're cruising right along with one of Jacob's children Joseph. Almost ten episodes in and we are definitely certified Bible experts.Talking points include: Brother Beef, Epic Dreams, the LORD gets his smiting on, an intense discussion on the whereabouts of the village escort, and the wrong emission.

Genesis 32-36: It's God Wrastlin Time

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 42:16


Happy Monday? I think we'll just sneak this out technically on a Monday because Brian is slow and forgetful. We are slowly but surely working our way through Genesis. One day we will hit Exodus and I am sure all will be right with this book. Talking points include: A quick rundown on Aztec history, Wrastlin, Brotherly love, generic blesses and curses, Benjamin?

Genesis 28-31: The Kissing and Crying Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 51:00


Happy Labor Day everyone! Sorry this episode came out a couple days late. We might eventually start transitioning to Monday releases in the future as it fits our schedule a little better. Talking points include: Ben tries his hand at becoming a Youtuber, Angels use ladders too, More sheep shenanigans, Uncomfortable verbage

Genesis 25-28: Hairy Potter and the Red Stew

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2020 48:33


Thanks for tuning in another week! We might get this out on Friday by just a hair. We finally have intro music so now it's fair to say we are truly professional grade at this point. Hopefully Isaac can carry the heavy burden left behind by Abraham's departure from the cast. Talking points include: Bed Bathmats and Beyond, What would you do for a Red Stew, Sheep impersonators, and Hairy babies

Genesis 21-25: Father and Son Day at the Mountain

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 43:06


Another Friday another episode! Crazy how this whole weekly podcast thing works. We had a lot of fun this episode. Fewer bad things happen that made us question humanity so that's always a plus. We have reached the end of Abraham's journey. We will miss our favorite little weirdo. Can Isaac pick up the slack in the future?Talking points include: Epic thigh grabs, Conjugal visits in mom's room, Proper cooking of creeping thing, and Angel interference.P.S.Don't tell Brian about Hugh. It's better if he doesn't know.

Genesis 17-20: Abraham Messes Around and Someone Gets Salty

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2020 48:33


Hoo boy the Bible continues to impress us with incredible tales of complicated characters. Also maybe by next episode we might figure out how to use our microphones correctly. We had to take it slow through these chapters because there is a lot to unpack in this episode. Talking points include: Skin removal, weird marital relations, God's inability to bargain, a lot of questionable choices.

Genesis 6-16: Humanity Takes a Swim and Noah Forgets his Swimtrunks

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2020 52:09


Our third episode and we have finally ironed out all audio issues. Who are we kidding of course we haven't. We finally start to pick up some steam so that we might finish this book eventually. In this episode we cover:God gets mad and He makes it rain The exact size of a cubit Stinky Pyramids More curses Adultery? We also very quickly realized after recording that Abram and Sarai are indeed the well known Abraham and Sarah.

Genesis 2-5: Everyone is Adam

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2020 38:39


Oh we have got a doozy for y'all this week. It's week two of the best and worst podcast idea and we already want to give up. This is going to take a lot longer than we thought it would. The Bible has a lot of things going on that we want to talk about. Once again apologies for the audio issues. Brian decided to join a ham radio club and placed his phone directly on top of the mic.

Intro and Genesis 1

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2020 17:00


Welcome to the first ever podcast. Apologies for the weird audio moments. Brian probably won't learn proper audio etiquette for another year or two. In this episode, Ben and Brian discuss the structure of the podcast and end with a little teaser with Genesis 1.

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