Two lifelong friends, now in their 20's, tackle the Twilight Universe, one for the millionth time and one for the first time. Just like your middle school diary, except more swearing and less shame.
Tune into our bloopers and outtakes from Breaking Dawn!
It's a day that always seemed so far away but now it's here. We're covering the last chapter of the series!
Tune in to hear Paige's live reaction to the climax of Breaking Dawn!
In which Paige has some words for Aro and Caius.
In our 100th episode, the showdown with the Volturi has finally begun.
It's Emily's favorite part of the book as Bella meets the mysterious J. Jenks.
We're back from our holiday break and we have a whole new cast of characters to discuss!
It's our last episode of 2022 and we're chatting about the Volturi's strategy and what might be next!
The Volturi are coming! The Volturi are coming!
These chapters are a "filler episode" if we've ever seen one but we're still having fun and handing out hot tips!
Paige is out of pocket this week and you'll just have to listen to see why. The verified GoFundMe link for the Club Q shooting is available on all of our social media profiles.
In which Renesmee is even more of an alien baby than we thought...
Wait how did we get on the subject of Pangea?
Bella is a vampire now bUT MORE IMPORTANTLY SHE CAN SEE A NEW COLOR?!?!
The gruesome birth Paige has been predicting for a month may finally be upon us...
Paige and Emily discuss the feminism behind different perspectives in these chapters and have some laughs along the way. Send in your spooky stories on any of our socials or email by October 18!
Leah's right and she should say it!
We're back and they're asking Bella Swan to do WHAT?
In which Edward has completely lost his damn mind and we reframe The Rosalie of It All.
Fun fact we got interrupted by a lawnmower literally five times while recording this episode hahahaha but join us for the first full chapter in Jacob's voice!
We read Chapter 7 of Breaking Dawn live this week and Paige was VERY right about some things and very... not right about others lol
This is a sex-positive podcast and boy do we have some sexiness going on this week!
It's the wedding we've all been waiting for!
What's with all the talk about children?!?!
We've reached the end of Bree's story and we continue to be a fan of hers to the very end.
Tragedy is on the horizon and Diego is nowhere to be found.
In which Emily is taken by surprise by a plot point for the first time in this podcast.
We're back and in uncharted territory as we enter the mind of a "real" vampire for the first time!
Tune in to hear our outtakes and bloopers from our Eclipse recordings! Donate to the families in Uvalde here: https://onestarfoundation.org/uvalde/
Come have fun with us on our last episode covering Eclipse!
Jane is back and more evil than ever.
Join us for a live reading of the infamous tent scene!
Bella stands up for herself this week and we are HERE FOR IT, plus a storm is brewing...
Well that escalated quickly...
In this short chapter, Jacob and Bella are extra cringe.
We're back and we can't help but be a little nostalgic as Bella graduates from high school.
We rate these chapters an enthusiastic two thumbs down. And somehow Edward is the hero of these chapters? It's a weird world, y'all.
Stephenie has hit yet another level of racism and Bella is back on her bullshit. We're here to talk about it!
This week Paige and Emily break down Stephenie's made-up history of the Quileutes and share some real stories and research about the actual tribe.
Something big happens this week that simultaneously feels like the most uneventful week ever, so Paige and Emily are here to regale you with some personal stories.
Stephenie understood the Valentine's Day assignment? Kinda?
Bella gets some advice from Rosalie. Content warning: the chapter covered in this episode contains direct mention of sexual violence.
Paige's main takeaway from this episode: what was the reason?
Jacob is back and he's spilling.
Edward? Gaslighting? We never expected that.
We're baaaack... and Eclipse is off to an interesting start!
Enjoy these outtakes from our recordings of New Moon!
We have finished New Moon!
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