undiagnosed

Hello darkness my old friend. Yep, if you're not Lea Michele you read that right. I've fallen off the wagon... but old geeks die hard. I hope you all understand that you are losers like me. I am sorry that was a Glee reference I'm down bad. Can we get Robert Pattinson on undiagnosed?

Today we cover one of the more challenging social experiences of my career as a hot gay male. Ever feel like you've ruined your chance with your gym crush? This may resonate heavily. But we're rolling with the punches and using all humiliation for content. ENTER YOUR GYM CRUSH ERA AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Continuing our series with the one and only Caroline Hetzel landed us in our lesbian bar era. Henrietta Hudson isn't just a gay bar in the city, but also Caroline's college nick name. What happens when you mix two gays with ADHD? 31 minutes of fragmented thoughts that we promise have some type of meaning.

I am joined this week by the one and only Caroline Hetzel. From the pits and peaks of dating in the gay community of NYC to pregaming clubs with poppers- nothing is left unsaid. Let's hear some commotion for the first guest of Season 2!

I'M BACK! After what seemed like an appropriate amount of time off to be dramatic, I'm dusting off my old microphone and delivering brand new episodes every Tuesday. We're talking about fresh starts this week. From personal training session dos and dont's to getting hit by a man on the streets, this episode is everything you needed to make up for lost time.

The finale of hot girl summer has landed us a seat of honor in, you guessed it, the pediatric dentists office. But we're gonna gingi fight this. We can't promise that there aren't more dental related puns throughout the episode. God speed.

As we approach the end of summer and look towards the fall we're getting intentional. The hot girl summer to emo fall pipeline is a slippery slope and it's time to set up an emotional one stop shop for how to hit it hard. From stand up gigs to new apartments we're covering it all. The countdown to MDW at djais begins…

Reflecting back on my time in the service industry has ignited a fire of frustrations burning as hot as the lobster bisque seared on my wrist. But it doesn't stop there. We're covering gingivitis flare ups and overheard beach gossip to satisfy your Tuesday drama fill. Make sure to tip this episode 20% or don't even bother listening.

If you or someone you love has ever been trapped in a pair of skinny jeans, you may be entitled to 22 minutes of raw, relatable content brought to you by this weeks episode. We're holding on to hope that you're laughing with and not at us. Amor❤️

What's better than exposing your little cousins to the public eye of the social media world? Not sure, but we tried to find out this week. Nick is joined by two of his favorite little cousins Emersyn and Serafina where they offer their insight into dating, self-improvement and all of Nick's flaws (as many as they could remember). To those of you using headphones... you've been warned. Produced by Sofia Badalamenti. Graphics by Tanner Moore www.instagram.com/tdmoore.art

Inspired by the one and only Crocodile Hunter, Nick has always had a love for animals whether it be fostering 3 pit-bulls with dietary issues or questioning whether his two hermit crabs are still kicking it. Take a stroll down memory lane as we recount every pet that was graced with the gift of Nick's love and affection. TW: failed attempt at an Australian accent.

It's about damn time… that an episode was posted on a Tuesday again! We're taking you through an episode of queer eye if the subject in question was none other than you're delicious host Nick. He walks the fab five through his hair style faux pas and core four kitchen condiments. If you're thinking nothing should possibly be changed about his already perfect personality (you're not) think again.

We're taking this hump day by stride despite still being in pain from last week's 2 mile bike ride. You can't teach an old dog new tricks but we're hoping this old dog learns how to keep his late night eating in control. Lets keep the undiagnosed train moving on a bike seat that doesn't leave you with crippling damage to your grundle. Ciao Bella.

SAVE THE DATE! What do barns, D'jais and Taco Bell all have in common? Nick's future wedding. We're doing a deep dive into the do's and dont's of wedding etiquette because as the great Rihanna once said: love is on the brain. We have everything figured out- except for the groom. But that's a problem for later (probably).

The pride parade has arrived and just like a Trojan horse, Nick made his entrance. What could go wrong in 90 degree heat on a hungover Sunday surrounded by thousands of people? You might meet a hat trick amount of phone lefts, or you might just thrive. Either way, we all had ourselves an eventful 24 hours, so you can spare the next 20 minutes to hear our recap. slove is slove.

Fresh off another breathtaking weekend at D'jais, we're locked and loaded for the upcoming NYC Pride Parade. Talk about a full 180. Nick's got a lot to complain about, so let's all air out our dirty laundry and hope that we still have enough serotonin to get to the gayest weekend of the year. And yea, I'm allowed to say that.

HI GAY! We are slaying into this week's episode because you are born this way baby! Kidding. Only corporations during June speak like that and Nick has a LOT to say about it. You won't want to miss the ending of this episode where he takes an online am I gay quiz answering the question everyone is wondering: is Nick Browne gay? Tune in to find out... https://www.instagram.com/nick_browne4/ Venmo: nick-browne-5 Produced by Sofia Badalamenti Graphics by Tanner Moore: www.instagram.com/tdmoore.art

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!! It's about that time. The time where America gets slapped by a rainbow and the gays take over the world (as it should be). Tune in as Nick shares his coming out story with eloquent vocabulary and his signature soothing voice :p This is an episode you do not want to miss- mostly because Nick will call you homophobic. Sloves it!

IM FROM THE JERSEY SHORE B*TCH!! It's been a hoot and a holler of a weekend and we are all suffering the consequences. Live from his parent's basement, tune into Nick's peaks, pits and top five jersey shore bars where you are guaranteed to see him at more than once this summer- we apologize in advance.

Strategically posting this AFTER my birthday so those of you who forgot to text me will now have to suffer and wait until next year. You know who you are, and so do I. I made this week's episode for you to listen to while you're admiring your favorite qualities about me. (I know this is a morning ritual for most of you already) We're ringing in my 23rd by avoiding rats, Karens and memories of the surprise party I planned for myself (not clickbait). Sloves it, bye.

An open forum to Harry Styles and a scary Sunday full of autographed bras in a bar are just two of the groundbreaking topics on the lineup this week. Nick delves into his insomnia in ways hopefully none of you relate to… but if you do maybe together we can find the diagnosis that works better than popping some melatonin. Please hit my dms at 2am if you are awake, I'm lonly :/

Bonnie and Clyde. Thelma and Louise. Tom and jerry. Kim and Pete but also kinda Kanye. Is anyone caught up with that? Write in. Anyways- all iconic duos vastly more interesting than the one you are about to hear. This week tune in to hear Nicks BFF and producer Sofia on the pod to bring absolutely nothing and kind of talk about mental health (or should we say lack thereof) and prove that hot bitches live with sciatica. Not hooked yet? Neither are we but that's showbiz baby. https://www.instagram.com/nick_browne4/ Venmo: nick-browne-5 Produced by Sofia Badalamenti Graphics by Tanner Moore: www.instagram.com/tdmoore.art

Did anyone miss me last week??? I'm back and complaining about new sh*t. This week: if a list of your own icks isn't enough to get over that bug of a human still stick on the bottom of your shoe, leave it to your lil baby Nick. Summer 2022 is upon us so what do you say we drop ur sewage rat romantic interest and then drop it low instead?

We're falling down the rabbit hole into wonderland this week, and it isn't as cute as the Disney movie. Join Nick through a spiral of sorts ranging from covid-19 to being ejected from a 12 3 30 workout- with a couple of crunch-wrap supremes in between. https://www.instagram.com/nick_browne4/ Venmo: nick-browne-5 Produced by Sofia Badalamenti Graphics by Tanner Moore: www.instagram.com/tdmoore.art

Everyone's favorite sewer rat is back with a lot of hot takes on life in the big city. It's the city the never sleeps, and we're all suffering from the comedown of this insomnia. But that's showbiz baby. https://www.instagram.com/nick_browne4/ Venmo: nick-browne-5 Produced by Sofia Badalamenti Graphics by Tanner Moore: www.instagram.com/tdmoore.art

It's the exercise trend hotties are implementing all over the world, and Nick is about to ruin it for you (jk). While it isn't mandatory to listen to this episode amidst a 12 3 30 workout, you'll find Nick's analysis to come full circle (like his figure) if you're tearing it up on the treadmill with him. It looks like the yellow brick road to summer is coming at us at a 3 % incline. https://www.instagram.com/nick_browne4/ Venmo: nick-browne-5 Produced by Sofia Badalamenti Graphics by Tanner Moore: www.instagram.com/tdmoore.art

This weeks episode of undiagnosed takes you on a wellness trip, or lack thereof, through Nicks experiences. From mild concussions to severe hangovers, there's a lot to diagnose this week. It's safe to say we could all drink a little more water and a little less tequila pineapples. https://www.instagram.com/nick_browne4/ Venmo: nick-browne-5 Produced by Sofia Badalamenti Graphics by Tanner Moore: www.instagram.com/tdmoore.art

We're stepping into the deepest darkest parts of our mental closets and coming out with answers to your questions! Thanks to everyone who sent in a question, and we would like to go on record and state that the undiagnosed podcast does not take responsibility for the manner in which Nick word vomits in response. Buckle up. Youtube: youtube.com/channel/UCZi3ZvOk089pfDSGm1O04vA Venmo: nick-browne-5 Produced by Sofia Badalamenti Graphics by Tanner Moore: www.instagram.com/tdmoore.art

This weeks BONUS episode of Undiagnosed takes a close and personal look at the awkward stage most of us went through. If you relate to any of the topics discussed in this episode we would like to formally apologize for bringing them up. From braces to Webkinz, we've been there too. Here's to a redemption arc where we take back the hours spent making music videos alone in our rooms. Youtube: youtube.com/channel/UCZi3ZvOk089pfDSGm1O04vA Venmo: nick-browne-5 Produced by Sofia Badalamenti Graphics by Tanner Moore: www.instagram.com/tdmoore.art

Join me on a journey through the trials and tribulations of my theater career. Lights, camera, why didn't anyone take action? Let's take my thespian experience back to the source and see if you still want an encore. Me on stage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQPipt6PG0Y Instagram: nick_browne4 Youtube: youtube.com/channel/UCZi3ZvOk089pfDSGm1O04vA Venmo: nick-browne-5 Produced by Sofia Badalamenti Graphics by Tanner Moore: www.instagram.com/tdmoore.art

I've yet to find a day I resonate less with than February 14th. My frustration with Valentines Day cannot be eloquently expressed through words, but I tried my best in this episode. Grab a glass of red wine, order a turducken and let's complain together. Should you protest cancelling Valentine's day I hope this episode will serve as a serious and bracing reality check. No one cares that you got a Cartier love bracelet. Jadore. Instagram: nick_browne4 Youtube: youtube.com/channel/UCZi3ZvOk089pfDSGm1O04vA Venmo: nick-browne-5 Produced by Sofia Badalamenti Graphics by Tanner Moore: www.instagram.com/tdmoore.art

In the premiere episode of Undiagnosed Nick is ringing in the new year (about a month late) and talking about all things New Year's Resolutions. Whether you just finished Dry January or are in the midst of a seasonal wellness journey, tune in to hear Nick's 2022 do's and don'ts. It's the blind leading the blind to kick things off on diagnosing a wellness journey even YOU can get out of bed to partake in. Instagram: Nick_Browne4 Youtube: Nick Browne Venmo: nick-browne-5 Email: brownenick4@gmail.com do not send me feet Produced by Sofia Badalamenti Graphics by Tanner Moore: instagram.com/tdmoore.art