Unfauxcast: A Malifaux Podcast

Leigh "That Guy / Caramello / The other henchman from the western suburbs of Melbourne" and Phil "Get off the podium already" Cottrell Join Pip and Mouse to talk all things Highlander... After the original Enforcer Brawl event wrap up, and a whole lot o talk about hobby with tips and tricks raining like men, we get into the real questions: What makes a negative play experience? Why is competitive douchebaggery bad... Is it bad? What's the best pick up line you've ever heard? Events you should register for: Fauxnomenon - May 26, Melbourne Songs from this episode: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - There's No Night Out in the Jail Steam Powered Giraffe - Automatonic Electronic Harmonics (Acoustic) Did you know that you can nab your very own Unfauxcast apparrel? Check it out at Spreadshirt Love the music we love - The playlist is on Deezer

It's done, it's won... Twatifaux 18 has officially been and gone. What a ride... Pip & Mouse are joined by super friend of the show Irwin to discuss games, results, and all things running events... What makes an event worth going to? Alternate scoring ideas (shamelessly stolen from 1.5 ed) Other stuff... Events you need to attend Highlander II - The original enforcer brawl - April 14, Melbourne Fauxnomenon - May 26, Melbourne Castle Assault - Loosey Goosey - Oct 20-21, Newcastle Songs from this episode Furnace Room Lullaby - Neko Case Bourbon Street - Jeff Tuohy Did you know that you can nab your very own Unfauxcast apparrel? Check it out at Spreadshirt Love the music we love - The playlist is on Deezer

Just when you thought you wouldn't have the Unfauxcast team infecting your ears this year, we get in there nice and deep like... Plenty to discuss from the last couple of months... lotsa hobby, lotsa updates... Tournament reports from CanCon (Day 2) as well as the just concluded Faux Roads 2018 Errata discussion, because everyone else is doing it And the unpopular idea of enjoying all aspects of the hobby... The event you need to go and register for right this second: Twatifaux - Mar 10-11 - Melbourne Songs from this episode: Aqueous Transmission - Incubus Winter - Jason Webley Did you know that you can nab your very own Unfauxcast apparrel? Check it out at Spreadshirt Love the music we love - The playlist is on Deezer

Look who's back, back again... Another year done and dusted... dang... Lots to reflect upon, and a whole lot to look forward to. The Irwinator joins us once again to discuss some combos you may want to look forward to trying out on the table. Mercenaries - when the merc tax is worth it... We kick of a discussion that will become a regular feature (we think) As well as the usual shenaniganry and whatnot. Events you should get all up in and around: CanCon - Jan 26-29 - Canberra Twatifaux - Mar 10-11 - Melbourne Songs from this episode: The Dead South - Gunslinger's Glory the Real Tuesday Weld - Me and Mr Wolf Trans Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Eve (Sarajevo) Did you know that you can nab your very own Unfauxcast apparrel? Check it out at Spreadshirt Love the music we love - The playlist is on Deezer  

This month (Only just made it too, didn't we), Pip and Mouse are joined by literally the nicest non-canadians in wargaming: Leigh "Caramello" Caruana, and Mr Honey-dicked himself, Jomane Ramos. Amongst giggling about processed meat related adult content that shall not be shared, we discuss all things Back to the Fauxture, the first tournament run by Faux Braux and all round nice guy Corey. Paint scores and other soft scores get a focus once again with the draft pack for Twatifaux 2018 released for feedback The new Malifaux app gets a review from a guy that's actually used it And once again we feel the need to belabour the point about how integral Jokers are to the game we all love. Events you should attend: CanCon - Jan 26-29 - Canberra Twatifaux - Mar 10-11 - Melbourne Songs from this episode: Amy Lee - Sally's Song Bitter Ruin - Stampede Did you know that you can nab your very own Unfauxcast apparrel? Check it out at Spreadshirt Love the music we love - The playlist is on Deezer

Felix has the consumption, but the Irwinator steps in to fill us, and you with his very essence... Netflix & Schill II - Schill harder has been and gone, although a recovering (and somewhat spluttering) Pip couldn't make it, Mouse and Adam regale listeners with tales of the games that were... Talk of team tournaments and the extra effort required ensues Then we force the idea of a rankings system of sorts down Pip's throat. If you listen carefully, you can actually hear the moment his gag reflex engages... Events you should attend: Pax Aus - October 27-29 - Melbourne (come and abuse us at the Malifaux demo table) Back to the Fauxture - November 11 - Melbourne Songs from this episode: Angizia - Es reiten die Toten so schnell Amanda Seyfried - Little Red Riding Hood Did you know that you can nab your very own Unfauxcast apparrel? Check it out at Spreadshirt Love the music we love - The playlist is on Deezer

Holy hell, it's like a whole month since you last listened to Unfauxcast! How have you been? We are back to fill the obvious and unsatiated void left since you last partook in your fav podcast. Could you believe that this episode may even be less structured than usual? Me neither... but there you go... A hazy shade of Fauxmageddon game reports We fight over the age old question - Does a balanced game make for a fun game?  Answer some random shit you asked, and talk about the gazillion events coming up... Speaking of - Go to these things: MOAB - September 30 - Sydney Netflix & Schill II (Schill Harder) - October 14-15 - Melbourne Castle Assault - October 14-15 - Newcastle Pax Aus - October 27-29 - Melbourne (come and abuse us at the Malifaux demo table) Back to the Fauxture - November 11 - Melbourne Songs from this episode: The Builders and the Butchers - Bottom of the Lake (Cheers Tyrus Quade for the suggestion) Ben Miller Band - Sugar Hill (Cheers to Doug Broman for this gem) Black - Kari Kimmel (Another Doug Broman special)   Did you know that you can nab your very own Unfauxcast apparrel? Check it out at Spreadshirt Love the music we love - The playlist is on Deezer

GenCon is upon us!! But we ignored all that jazz, and talked about some other stuff... Christmas in Faux-Ly wrap up & Old man Schill Themed game strategies and the levels of excitement we are feeling to play something other than GG17 for a change. Errata - it happened, and Pip is angry... Then the breach provides: We try to cram our large, overbearing, and oh so humble personalities into Malifaux characters... GO TO FAUXMAGEDDON Songs from this episode: Amanda Jayne - Psychosis Rail Yard Ghosts - Birds Red Skunk Band - The Vamp of the New Orleans Mark Lanegan - Man In The Long Black Coat

Too long between drinks, also I THINK we may have missed June due to how the data allowance rolls over... Anyway: Adam The Irwinator himself comes along for the ride, whilst we talk about getting excited about Faux again, wave 5 and the cautiousness we are approaching it with.  Review the first of the "crew selection proving ground" games, and anything and everything else. As always, hit us up on Facebook, or email us and we'll most likely reply with the speed of someone alone in a nightclub at 3am. Events you really need to get amongst: Christmas in Fauxly And stay tuned for: Fauxmageddon, Highlander Enforcer Brawl, and whatever else comes along... Songs from this episode: Bernadette - IAMX Terrible Things - April Smith and the Great Picture Show Anchor - Birdeatsbaby

This month in the absence of Felix due to the crushing weight of real life, we are joined by a man who just had his T.O. cherry popped in incredibly successful fashion, all round nice guy Leigh "Caramello" Caruana... The guy who can win best sports whilst playing Pandora... We discuss a bit of Faux Fatigue, and why sometimes having a break, cleansing the palette, is a good thing...  Henchman Hardcore, post "Band of Misfits" and running an event (why it's not so scary) Non competitive Malifaux, and how that sometimes needs more of a focus. Events you should attend Malifaux World Series Southern Hemisphere Open Songs from this episode Katzenjammer - Hey Ho Paul Shapera - Voodoopunk Ramin Djawadi - Black Hole Sun Start looking the part In your very own Unfauxcast anti naked devices

This month we ramble on and then actually put our theories to practice... Unlock your models secret powers by actually putting them on the table But mostly, building a crew. You've declared your faction, so has your opponent. The deployment, strats and schemes have been generated. Now what? Music from this episode: Too old to die young - Django unchained soundtrack Hanging Tree - Hunger games mockingjay soundtrack Stuff to go to: Malifaux World Series Southern Hemisphere Open

This month the regular idiots you listen to are joined by the one and only Bridesmaid Ben Farrar. We talk Twatifaux and all things tournament The rule of 3 - why there's 3 of the same model in a box Those game skewing jokers and why that's not a bad thing Underrated models is back!! Neverborn edition this time And a whole lot of other crap. Need to give us feedback? Disagree with all we say? Drop us a line on facebook, twitter, or email Songs from this episode: Vermillion Lies - Shady Tankus The Henge - Life Is A Grimm Tale Sometimes Jeff Wayne - Horsell Common And The Heart Ray

More tournament reports than you can poke a stick at! With both Pip and Mouse playing CanCon and Faux Roads, there's games results, and talk about our sub par finishes... Will the errata just go away already? and why we Down Under don't understand it... Then how excited we all are for the greatest Malifaux show around Twatifaux 2017   Songs from this episode: Emili Autumn - Let The Record Show  Jazzistic - Personal Jesus (feat. Karen Souza) 16 Horsepower - Clogger   Now: Go and sign up for Twatifaux!

Season 2 Episode 1 Or just episode 13... Take your pick   This episode we talk new crews, and how we go about putting a new master on the table. Sytles of play, and how the different styles can effect what's good, what's not, and how you can play against the player...   "Soft Scores" in tournaments, whether paint scores, sportsmanship scores and other things could re emerge   Songs from this episode: The recap - The Dead South Tarantella - This way to the Egress   Tournaments you should attend Faux Roads Twatifaux

12 months of Unfauxcast... and you're still here... We're as surprised as you are! In this episode we talk all things Pigapaux, Some Twat masters talk, the latest errata gets a little bit of a look in... Comments from the peanut gallery at tournament, then new years resolutions and whatever else we get sidetracked by. Tournaments you need to be at: CanCon Malifaux Faux Roads 1 Twatifaux 2017 Songs from this episode Drink the water - Justin Cross 99 Problems - Hugo Careless Whisper - Postmodern Jukebox Momma Sed - Puscifer

In the latest installment from the Unfauxcast crew, we talk the games from Netflix & Schill, more community and etiquette, but most excitedly we found someone to talk that faction that isn't a faction, underrated gremlins. Phil swings by to regale us with tales of the lofty heights of tournament success & explain why there are no bad mean and green options. Songs from this episode: American Murder Song - Murder Murder Murder The Silent Comedy - Poison The tiger lillies - Sick Tournaments and events to attend: Pigapaux Fauxhearsal Cancon Always feel free to hit us up via facebook, twitter, or thewargamingateam@gmail.com

10! Count em! it's like the whole 9 yards then some! This month we bring the deceptively innocent sounding James Munro to help us talk all things underrated Arcanists Along with that, we shoot the breeze about conversions, proxies, and scratch builds - discuss letting the meta settle after big releases and whether underrated models give you an advantage.Also upcoming events that we are super pumped about: Netflix and Schill - Oct 22/23 - House of War - Get Involved Skulls Malifaux - Nov 13 - Sth Perth Civic Centre - Check it yo Pigapaux - Nov 19/2- White Eagle House - Time For Bacon Cancon - Jan 27/28 - Canberra - Visit the capital Songs from this episode: Brillig - The Hearse SongJill Tracy - Evil Night TogetherCurtis Eller's American Circus - Sugar in my Coffin

A new challenger appears. This episode we sneak long time wargaming buddy, and all round top guy, Sedgey away from his new family to talk all things underrated ressers. Also a report from the recent Henchman Hardcore event "What Lackeys Are For", Divergent Paths & Story Encounters, Along with the rest of the years Faux calendar as it stands.Links to Faux events you need to attend: Castle Assault - October 15-16 Newcastle Netflix and Schill - October 21-22 Ringwood Also Pigapaux! 19-20 Nov Geelong (Player pack to come)As promised, an adulterated Mouse: Pip's first attempt How my darling wife sealed the deal And songs from this episode Abney Park - The End Of DaysTom Waits - Chocolate Jesus

Another episode as we reflect on the extra mortgages we had to take out, and the unspeakable things we had to do to afford our respective GenCon orders... Mailbags, Thoughts on getting extra competitive, the Ripples of Fate master initial thoughts and more. Note. I screwed something in the audio file. There's a bunch of background hiss, also a bit of an echo for part of it. I'm sorry... Apparently just buying decent equipment isn't enough - you also need to learn how to use it. Ways to tell us we're shit: Facebook Email TwitterEvents you should attend: What Lackeys Are For   Live free or die cheating Pigapaux - TBC Songs from this episode: Hypnogaja - Looking GlassThoushaltnot - The Haunted PhonographVagabond Opera - Red BalloonBeat Circus - The Mack

We're back! Hopefully with better sound quality and an even sultrier sound in your ear holes! In this episode we talk all things "Fates Entwined" with reports from the players and thoughts on the "doubles" format. We discuss the concept of "Broken" "Game breaking" or "Unbalanced" in the wake of the most recent errata to do with the rat-train / rat-bomb & everyone's favourite steampunk necromancer, Levi. Finally we get into The Underrated models - 10 Thunders editionTunes from this episode: Zombie Prostitute - VoltaireLullabye - Valentine WolfeMalaguena Salerosa - Chingon Feedback & thoughts: Hit us up on Facebook, Twitter, or email thewargamingateam@gmail.com

Well... Episode 6.2... After the first time we did it decided to be unlistenable... and not just the content this time. This episode we reminisce about Highlander and enforcer brawls, discuss the results, the stats and other factual, unarguable evidence based things. Highlander results Under appreciated models gets another run, this time Outcasts. Upcoming events you should attend;  Fates Entwined -  June 18, 1 day "doubles" event More Info PandaCon - Tabletop, RPG and board games convention July 2-3 More Info Malifornication - 2 days of Faux in Sydney July 30-31 More Info Tunes from this episode: Gogol Bordello - Illumination Circus Contraption - Hot Potato Scarlet Room - Marionette This Way to the Egress - We Won't Go ...and something completely different

The highlander edition - there can be only 1... This episode we talk all things enforcer brawls. Multiplayer madness all round.  We talk upcoming events and why you should travel to tournaments We even get into some Malifaux tactics with our new "under appreciated models" segment - 1st off on the table: Guild. Upcoming events you should attend;  Highlander - Enforcer brawl event May 14 More InfoPandaCon - Tabletop, RPG and board games convention July 2-3 More Info Tunes from this episode: The Shanklin Freak Show - CarouselScarlet Room - Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Coldblooded JuryThe Widow's Bane - The Wedding SongThe Peculiar Pretzelmen - Pass the KeroseneAlestorm - Drink

Twatifaux Recap We've either been running or playing in Australia's largest Malifaux tournament "Twatifaux" Hear how the lads went, who they played, and what else happened Talk about tourney etiquette and other such nonsense Massive thanks to House of War, Jackal Laser Designs & TAOR Gaming Mats along with everyone who attended Tracks: Voltaire - The Beast of Pirate's BayGhostfire - VaudevillainProfessor Elemental - SplendidJohnny Hollow - People Are StrangeThe Cog is Dead - The Copper War

In this episode we whisper sweet nothings about tournaments we've attended, and those yet to come...Chat about Cancon, Arcanafaux, general social etiquette, Shenlong and stuff...Twatifaux... The tournament you want to be in and around.Get all the info on WargamerAUMusic credits for this episode...Psychological Recovery... 6 Months - Hanns ZimmerSuzy - Caravan PalaceRoundtable rival - Lindsay StirlingMariner's Revenge Song -The Decemberists

Gaining Grounds 2016 has finally hit!Welcome to Episode 2: The trialer run...Find out which new Schemes here are the ones to fear. Learn how they made Leviticus vulnerable to an Assassinate. Figure out how we stay off-topic at all times. Learn about how Nurses are a totally rad and neato unit with no annoying abilities whatsoever!Disclaimer: This episode was recorded during beta testing, before the final release. Some details have changed.Music Credits: Dr Steel - Lullaby ByeGhostfire - The last steampunk waltz Lovett - Eye of the storm Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer - Hail the chap

Intros, who we are, what we are planning on...A whole lot of not staying on topic. Cancon & Arcanafaux prep and planning. How bent nurses are.Music creds:Fighting Trousers - Professor ElementalBrass Goggles - Steam Powered GiraffeDead - VolaireDeath of the cog - The Cog Is DeadVoodoo Mon Amour - Diablo Swing Orchestra