We Hate Bards Podcasts

Conner is back, and he is sent to a small village up in the mountains that has not been heard from in weeks.  I'm sure everything will be fine and nothing is out of the ordinary.  No undead to see here, nope.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner is back for the final episode of The Legacy of Darkness.  There is just one thing left, time for some monk on necromancer violence!If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Something is definitely up at this house.  Who would have thought that a necromancer might be up to no good and not totally on the level.  Time for Conner to do what Conner does best.If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sooooooooo Conner is here at the house of the Necromancer to get some info, and yet it seems like he is preoccupied.  Very Preoccupied.  What could a necromancer be involved in that keeps him so distracted?If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner is back, and it's time for some necromantic investigation!  Some church leaders have brought some kind of undead to the abbey and have a hard time dealing with it.  Lucky enough there is a legendary necromancer, the good kind, that lives relatively near the abbey.  Conner just has to go down there, ask some questions, and all done.  No problem at all.If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Haas has finally made it to the wastes, and to a very strange ship like craft.  With the quest almost at it's end he'll have to make some hard ethical choices that will effect numerous lives on various planes!If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Haas continues his adventure to bring life back to wastes!  But things are getting more complicated by the moment with philosophical and ethical choices ahead!If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podc  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Haas and Bobo continue their escort mission, brining a small girl to the heart of the wastes to restore the land.  But things are not going to go easy for the the two of them.If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

A brand new adventures for Haas!  This time he is called to protect and escort a mysterious girl back the center of a wasteland to cure the land of the blight.  If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The meatgrinder continues!  Cris attempts to dive deeper in the Sorcery Fighting Fantasy Gamebook, The Crown of Kings!  If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It's time for some more fighting fantasy!  This time it's the last book in the Sorcery series, which means that we are so close to getting that crown.  Horrible death awaits!If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner has found where the sword is so he can get off this awful rock, which means it's time for a Gygaxian deathtrap mini-dungeon!  If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It's time to enact the plan!  A misdirection!  Sneaking!  Orc beating!  Can Conner find the sword and get off this awful rock?If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Will Conner ever find that stupid sword?!  With finding the scholars son that becomes the main question.  If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner is off to Jail!  As a guard!  Can he find Thail or the sword?  Or will the life of prison guarding draw Conner away from his mission?If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It's vengeance time Conner!  Once again our intrepid monk dives deep into a lost troubling artifact, but first he must look into the son of a missing sage.  His crime, demon summoning!  Can Conner get the bottom of this mystery?  If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

I'm sure this is going to be fine.  All the keys, easy out of the city, no more traps. Or circling around in the sewer till Cris finally gets ground to paste.  Yay City of Traps!If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Cris continues on in this meatgrinder of a city and hopefully can find at least one key to the gate.If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Cris gets back into the world of Fighting Fantasy and check's out the Sorcery series with Khare City of Traps.  Can he live more than a couple of pages in this meat grinder of a book?If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The hoard has made its way inside!  Time for Conner and his crew to pull off the ultimate Home Alone style defense of this dwarven ruin!If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Now that Conner has a lay of the land it's time to quote go "home alone" on the hoards that are bound to break down the entrance at any moment.  If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner goes deeper into the old dwarven ruins and begins to gain a lay of land and how he can fight back the hoards of monsters that are  bound to break down the door any second.  Conner also makes a friend after some hot frog action!If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner is back, and he's the survivor of doomed rearguard against a host of nasty creatures.  With the army approaching Conner has to use all his wits to slow down the approaching hoard! If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Haas and Bobo have run across a small town that has a problem, an Ettin problem.  The giant is running amok and destroying parts of the town!  Can Haas put a stop to this rampaging menace?  Or is there something more going on?If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It all comes down to this.  A fight against Joseph Nye to stop the apocalypse, and what is Aikeet doing?  Why going to a lovely dinner with Mr. Nye while the party puts that plan into action.  Will they survive this ordeal, or is this indeed the end of Paxton and everything else.  If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Haas has to get some food for a peace treaty.  Luckily there is a cook with magical prowess close at hand!If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Haas is back for the second part of the Wrecked Ashore module.  Haas is about to find out the truth of what happened at the lighthouse and dispense some much needed justice.  If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Haas and his protégée BoBo, come upon a devious plot in a small seaside town.  Time to get to the beach and never skip leg day! If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner has made his way to the raiders encampment, and now it's time for the final showdown!  Or Sneakdown!  If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner is hot on the chase of who really has the eye!  It's time for a desert trip!  Scorpions for everyone!If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner is in the city looking for those missing eyes.  Can he round up some leads or will everything lead to a dead end, or a dead Conner... If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner is back, and now he's on the end of some breaking and entering for once!  An artifact has been stolen from the abbey and Conner is tasked with finding out who took it and why.   If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Our punktowners are in a tight spot.  Joseph Nye has put his plan into motion.  There needs to be a good plan or this could be a catastrophe of apocalyptical proportions.  Luckily Aikeet has a dinner invitation.   If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It's the finale for this Paladin module.  It's time for Connor to use some crafty tricks to put an end to this goblin menace and save the day!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Another in-between session!  This time Tenpenny loses his most prize possession, his camera!  With a little help from Vinney I'm sure this is all going to end up just fine. If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Cris dives into the solo RPG Apothecaria where he becomes an alchemist witch in a Ghibli like fantasy world.  If you like what you hear, head on over to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get you podcasts and leave us a review.If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week.If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebardsBackers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner is hot on the trail of those missing paladins.  Will he find them alive, or will he suffer the same fate. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Our crab clawed punktowner finally gets to be the hero, with a little convincing from Aikeet.  The question is though, will his sacrifice be enough?★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner is back!  This time he's on the trail of some missing Paladins.  Can he find out what happened to the new recruits, or will he end up dead in a swamp.  Also, Conner gets a horse....for a short time.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Well our Punktowners have found the ship, and it seems to have some crew!  Strange, they all should be dead.  Something does not seem right, and the only way to get a handle on the situation is for Tenpenny to do some deep space accounting. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This is it!  Conner finally gets to the bottom of this  mystery!  No more talk, time to put that insane monk skills to use!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Our Punktowners have a new mission.  Travel to a unknown place, outside of the galaxy, find a missing experimental starship, and retrieve a piece of technology.  Well if you're going to be going on a long distance trip that means it's time to drain Aikeets bank account to upgrade the gang.  The ship should be abandoned, but what if it isn't?  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★