Weekly Constitutional

Rob and Matt celebrate 52 episodes by talking about Matt's recent concerns with my bowels and Rob telling the hiking story. 

Matt and Rob listen to some BMs and hear a true horror story about a bride getting diarrhea at the worst time. 

The live episode was thwarted by a case of COVID...Rob and Matt are devastated, but knowing the year anniversary episode is around the corner peps them up a bit. 

Matt and Rob listen to some of Matt's round 2 moments, the guys get a new soundbyte from Josh, and Rob discusses Van Camp's pork and beans. 

Matt and Rob talk about Matt's triumphant return to an old favorite, Josh farting at 12:23 a.m., and Starbucks creating a diarrhea sandwich. 

Matt and Rob discuss Delilah After Dark, radio DJs, Zen Farts, and dogs watching you poop. 

Happy Fourth of July from Matt, Rob and special guest, Josh! 

The wives return, each with a special story or two. 

Matt has some aggressive movements. Josh provides us with two beauties. Rob reads Matt some celebrity poop stories. 

Matt and Rob listen to a couple of Matt's finest and Matt tells a story about Disneyland. 

Rob is now a father of 3, Matt had a huge fart, and Rob and Matt are back together again, so all is right in the world. 

Rob and Matt talk Panda Express, Matt's dad responds to Rob's invitation, and a food makes a return to Rob's life. 

Matt's poop is heard by a family member and Matt talks about his fishing trip. Rob searches news stories with diarrhea in the them. 

Matt and Rob discuss Matt's upcoming fishing trip with his dad. Rob calls out Matt's dad. 

Josh returns to complain about building codes and the guys all have their top 5 fast food foods of all time. 

Rob and Matt talk about an exciting moment in Rob's son's life, Matt has a great week, and the Mexican Pizza is back. 

Matt is surprised by his own movement, Rob is cut deep by criticism, and Johnny Depp has someone poop in his bed. 

Rob and Matt answer a listener email, Matt has a fart from the past, and Rob has a delicious new food. 

Matt is back on track, Rob almost gets stuck outside, and the guys talk about how long a family size bag of peanut M&Ms should last. 

Matt has a true Greatest Hits fart while the guys talk about what to eat during a rainy day and underrated foods. 

Rob embarrasses himself with some of his own audio, Matt talks about all-inclusive resorts, and they both finally talk about their Arby's trip. 

Matt talks about an unpleasant recording, the duo give an update on Arby's, and a social crusade starts against the state of North Carolina. 

Rob and Matt listen to the forgotten episode fart. And we debut two new segments. 

Matt and Rob are joined by a very special guest whose prowess for farting almost matches Matt's. 

Matt is late because he got Dairy Queen. Rob and Matt discuss Matt's recent trip to Cabo and how he got back on track, and Rob talks about garbage eating when his wife is away. 

Matt and Rob discuss Matt's Tuesday, which was...unique. They also discuss farting in the car and Rob's son stealing his taco. 

Matt recovers from some stomach issues while they take their first email to Dear Farters, where listeners can email difficult fart and poop scenarios for Rob and Matt to analyze. 

Matt had Chicken Pot Pie, Rob almost farts in public, and we all learn about hippos.

Matt picks his own fart to listen to, Rob is behind in the weight challenge, and Matt and Rob talk public bathroom blunders. 

Matt and Rob are joined by Rob's wife Lisa. Matt talks about pooping his pants in an Olive Garden (no news there), the guys give updates on their diets, and the podcast gets its first sponsor. Sort of. 

Matt and Rob talk about their weight loss contest and Matt hears a fart from less than 24 hours ago along with another combo fart from his past.

Matt and Rob talk about a listener's email, Arby's and Buffalo Wild Wings, and how to beat the winter blues. 

Matt and Rob talk about diets, Rob's screw up, and some plans for Bean Week.

Matt and Rob talk Christmas' past...and Matt has a massive dump. 

Rob and Matt talk leftovers and come up with a special week that the Congress can help with. Email weeklyconpod@gmail.com with your best recipes that involve beans. 

Matt and Rob are joined by Matt's sister Sarah and she has...some stories. 

A special guest who knows Matt well joins us for this episode when we talk about a certain Mongolian Grill.

Rob and Matt are joined by a special guest who knows Postfeast well. It's the Thanksgiving episode. We hope everyone has a holiday filled with turkey, stuff, mashed potatoes, gravy, and farts. Happy Thanksgiving, Congress!

Rob and Matt are joined by special guest Tina who has a story about pooping on Thanksgiving. Matt also has...an incredible fart. 

We learn Matt has an elevation induced farting disease while Rob and Matt go over 15 things you can talk about on Thanksgiving instead of politics

Matt and Rob discuss the audio that started it all. Matt also talks about pooping by mailboxes as a child. 

Matt and Rob draft Halloween candy while Matt explains his in bed farting position.

Matt has a fart that seems to go on for forever. They also talk about Matt's pregame routine before football games. 

Rob and Matt discuss horror movies, read an e-mail from Gerrit, and Matt has a terrific fart.

Matt and Rob have another special guest who tells some stories of being stuck on a ship and in a helicopter with nowhere to go...literally. 

Matt and Rob have two very special guests on the episode. Two that know...a lot about them. 

Just a simple Friday night for Matt...but I think we all nothing is simple for Matt. Nothing. 

Matt might have two buttholes...listen to find out. 

Dads cooking dinner? Recipe for farting disaster. Also, Matt has another fart that is...incredible. 

Matt's epic farts are unappreciated in his own home while Rob talks about pooping his pants. Matt talks about his pooping his pants dream. Because he has dreams about it. 

Matt has two special moments for us this week while Matt and Rob also discuss some Disneyworld eats and whether or not a frozen pizza is a single serving (it should be).