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Lewie and Artie are longtime friends and film buffs who struggle to distinguish between thoughtful criticism and hot takes. On We've Never Seen It, they discuss notable films after having just seen them for the first time.

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    • Feb 19, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 42m AVG DURATION
    • 22 EPISODES


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    Barbie

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 37:32


    Lewie and Artie tackle 2023's most intellectually stimulating film: Barbie. Will their feeble minds be able to navigate such high-minded fare, or will they succumb to the ideals of Patriarchy? You already know the answer. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Leo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2024 26:44


    Another major pivot for the pod - we're going family-friendly. Lewie and Artie watch Leo, Adam Sandler's smash Netflix hit. Find out which lizard is the wisest of all lizards, and hear the latest from our new Junior Correspondent, Luca. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2023 39:37


    A very special comeback episode for a not-so-special movie: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! For the very first time in the history of We've Never Seen It, Lewie and Artie actually go to a real movie theater and watch a real movie in real life! Then, they head to a local watering hole to record and are joined by their first-ever live guest, Pirate. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 19: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 45:04


    Nic Cage starring as... himself? From the most self-indulgent movie ever made comes the most self-indulgent episode of We've Never Seen It! A true love letter to our fan (or, with any luck, fanS) and our definitive take on America's most polarizing actor. Plus, Lewie learns what a Shabbos goy is! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 18: S3 Premiere: Death on the Nile (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2022 31:34


    After a long hiatus, we are back - and better than normal! We watch Death on the Nile, whose characters have French-ish names, making for a very challenging podcast episode for Lewie. Plus, an update on our ongoing legal battle with our former intern! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 17: The Matrix Resurrections

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 47:53


    After Spotify briefly suspended us for alleged "rampant and deliberate misinformation", we're back - but for how long? We tackle The Matrix Resurrections and it gets pretty existential. We also sit down with Glen to review his performance and align on growth opportunities. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 16: The Birds

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 34:06


    Well, our Halloween episode is fashionably late, but fear not! Join us in the proverbial CVS clearance aisle of podcasting as we watch Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds and provide some fantastic Halloween safety tips, specifically when it comes to protecting yourself from a bird assault. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 15: Pitch Perfect (Extended Edition)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 49:43


    The only edition that was extended was Lewie's, as we finally settle the debate of whether Anna Kendrick is hot or not. We also get wayyyyy into the weeds about Wheaton College's a capella scene. Yes, we were both involved. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 14: Chef

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 43:53


    We watched Chef – which was a great movie, and gave us an excuse to talk about food, Sofia Vergara, and Scarlett Johannsson for 40 minutes. Best episode ever? Probably - the bar is certainly low.

    Episode 13: Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 51:21


    The most anticipated episode in the history of We've Never Seen It is finally here. Does LeBron have what it takes to be a leading man? Or, without a strong supporting cast, will he fail horribly? Are we talking about basketball or a movie? Tune in to find out! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 12: Coco

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 41:01


    Our first Pixar episode! Lots to unpack here. Artie can't roll his "R's". Lewie doesn't know what a Kesha is. Coco? Rango? Rio? Ringo? It's all fair game. Get vaccinated! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 11: Listener Mailbag: Lewie v. Artie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 25:20


    The boys dive into the We've Never Seen It listener mailbag in search of an answer to one of life's most important questions... what would happen if they faced off in a 1-v-1 deathmatch? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 10: Guns Akimbo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2021 48:54


    Guns. Slow-motion action sequences. Ham-fisted social commentary. Guns Akimbo contains all of these things, plus Daniel Radcliffe, who may or may not be badass enough to carry this type of movie. Are you ready? Yes. Was this a good movie? Hmm. Am I too drunk to write this episode description? Absolutely. Tune in to this very special episode of We've Never Seen It! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 9: The Oscars

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 39:54


    The wait is over. The most important episode of any podcast in human history is finally here. Lewie and Artie take on the most prestigious - and boring - awards show of them all... The Oscars. Naturally, they have strong opinions on how to improve them, which may or may not include Snoop Dogg. Plus, a special bonus - the inaugural Glennies Awards! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 8: Twilight

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 47:34


    It's true - Lewie and Artie have never seen Twilight... until now. Hopelessly outmatched, the boys grapple with a kajillion-dollar multimedia teen vampire fantasy universe that they will never understand. Or will they? No, they won't. But this one is pretty funny. Twilight was released in 2008 but is actually 109 years old. It stars Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson, River Phoenix, Robin Patterson, and Rodney Dangerfield. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 7: Aladdin (2019)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 42:37


    It's March, and you notice that the days are suddenly a little longer. The air is a bit warmer. You've made it through another dark winter. So what should you do? Watch a live-action remake of a childhood classic? Well, okay. But first, ask yourself: pasta hands, or sauce pits? In that moment a thousand sunflowers bloom in your mind's eye. Stars are born and collapse unto themselves as the cosmos whispers into your soul, "¿Por qué no los dos?" Disney's 2019 live-action Aladdin stars Will Smith, Mena Massoud, Naomi Scott, but NOT Gilbert Gottfried. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 6: Tenet

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 40:25


    Season 2 starts off with a bang. Lewie & Artie overexpose themselves intellectually in an attempt to make sense of Christopher Nolan's latest film, Tenet. Amidst dubious logic and compounding confusion, it would appear that a broken clock is, indeed, right twice a day. New traditions are born. Old traditions are canceled (thanks, Shia). Let's do this. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 5: Star Wars Holiday Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 41:46


    It's the most wonderful time of the year, for watching utter garbage. Surviving the universally-abhorred Star Wars Holiday Special is the true destiny of every Jedi. Will Lewie & Artie learn the true meaning of Life Day, or is the end of their Star Wars fandom at hand? Find out on this very special and indulgent episode of We've Never Seen It! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 4: Magic Mike

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 46:41


    Amidst a global pandemic, polarized political landscape, and climate change, Lewie and Artie watch Magic Mike and then talk about it for 45 minutes. Along the way, they discuss the White Claw flavor hierarchy, Pam Beesly versus Karen Filippelli, and the insidious embrace of brunch. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 3: Joker

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 46:35


    Clowns. Mental illness. Conspiracy theories. Peanut butter. Nothing is off-limits as Lewie and Artie watch Joker, and then work through some stuff, on the third episode of We've Never Seen It. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 2: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2020 51:26


    Things get pretty heated on We've Never Seen It as Lewie and Artie discuss the latest entry in one of their favorite film franchises: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - a film that was appreciated by critics but rejected by fans. Can the boys wear both hats at the same time? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

    Episode 1: Citizen Kane

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2020 49:59


    On the first-ever episode of We've Never Seen It, Lewie and Artie go big and tackle arguably the greatest film ever made: Citizen Kane. Is this 80-year-old movie really that good, or is its staying power merely a product of stupid sexy Orson Welles? Tune in to find out! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weveneverseenit/message

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