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Dog Days of Betting | Ep 16

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2020 43:59


It's tough these days with not too many sports being played right now.

We're Back + Matt Has Coronavirus | Ep 15

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2020 39:23


Thumbnails: Coronavirus - 0:23 Sports Stuff - 9:38 College Basketball - 10:58 Ad Break (Kenny Papke Real Estate) - 17:51 XFL - 19:51 Picks of the Weekend - 31:30

Super Bowl Show | Ep 13

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 64:59


Split episode with the Chicago and Burbs boys chatting through our picks and props for the Super Bowl. Timestamps (Whole episode is all Superbowl!) Chicago Crew - 0:00 - 35:30 Zack’s Grandma’s pick - 9:28 Suburbanites - 35:30 - 64:59 Demi Lovato Rehab Strategy - 54:32 Website: www.blockyourbookie.com/byb-blog/episode-13 Follow us: Twitter - www.twitter.com/blockyourbookie Instagram - www.instagram.com/blockyourbookie Also available on Spotify + Itunes, leave us a review!

Pro-Bowl Betting, Big 10 Strat, Random Topics | Episode 12

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2020 57:38


Random Episode today, a little pre-show action before our big Super Bowl preview with Ex NFL player on Sunday. We chat through a bunch of topics, especially focused on Pro Bowl betting and some XFL chatter. Check out Jack’s money winning Big Ten basketball strategy too, because he is raking in the dough and you should too Next episode coming out Sunday evening! Timestamps: Chicago Coyote Update - 6:09 Pro-Bowl Betting - 8:19 Chicago Bears Talk - 13:48 MLB Cheating - 18:21 Bocce Shot - 29:37 XFL Preview - 33:59 College Basketball Betting Strat (WATCH THIS) - 48:54 Follow us: Twitter - www.twitter.com/blockyourbookie Instagram - www.instagram.com/blockyourbookie Also available on Spotify + Itunes, leave us a review!

NFL Championship, New Microphones, Premier League, Suburb Crew | Episode 11

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2020 51:44


Suburb boys take on Episode 11. We upgraded our equipment this week yet we still have no idea if it is working well. We chat out our losses from last NFL week bullshit, and also preview the Championship games. Plus some Premier League for the real fans out there. Everyone’s favorite Jason joins the crew for this one. Timestamps: New Microphone Banter - 0:33 Last NFL Weekend Recap - 4:40 49ers vs Packers - 12:00 Is 27 considered Mid 20’s? - 18:00 Chiefs vs Titans - 20:17 LSU Review - 25:48 Premier League Banter - 30:39 McGregor Fight - 40:38

NFL Playoffs, LSU vs Clemson, Coyote Challenge 2K20 | Episode 10

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2020 44:38


Hilarious episode 10, not only do we chat football but we also get a challenge at the end of the episode that proves us to be quite the degenerates and possibly bad people. Enjoy. Timestamps: 11:00 - Vikings vs 49ers 14:55 - Ravens vs Titans 20:28 - Chiefs vs Texans 25:52 - Packers vs Seahawks 32:25 - LSU vs Clemson 40:15 - BIG BYB Announcement 42:00 - Ken and Jack bet on Coyote Attacks in Chicago Follow us: Twitter - www.twitter.com/blockyourbookie Instagram - www.instagram.com/blockyourbookie Also available on Spotify + Itunes, leave us a review!

NFL Wild Card Preview | Episode 9

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2020 39:24


4 NFL WildCard games get the BYB preview. Feels like some easy money this weekend, peep the timestamps for your favorite game below. Timestamps: Bears Banter - 1:08 Bills vs Texans - 4:15 Titans vs Patriots - 13:40 Vikings vs Saints - 22:52 Seahawks vs Eagles - 27:50 Website: www.blockyourbookie.com Follow us: Twitter - www.twitter.com/blockyourbookie Instagram - www.instagram.com/blockyourbookie Also available on Spotify + Itunes, leave us a review!

NFL Week 17, Matt and Jack fight, Shooter is missing, Bears | Block Your Bookie Ep 08

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2019 48:22


Post Christmas episode getting ready for last week of the NFL Regular Season. Matt and Jack spend some quality time fighting, we roast Shooter for missing the recording, and try and fight through the trap games that exist in Week 17 of the NFL season. Timestamps: Shit on Shooter for Missing Recording - 1:11 Patriots vs Dolphins - 5:40 Matt and Jack Fight about Matt's Gambling Etiquette - 10:24 Bears vs Vikings - 12:47 Bears are Back and also Dead - 17:00 Falcons vs Bucs - 19:30 Browns vs Bengals - 23:36 Saints vs Panthers - 24:30 Jets vs Bills - 26:06 Chargers vs Chiefs - 29:09 Texans vs Titans - 30:55 Ravens vs Steelers - 32:22 Seahawks vs 49ers - 35:10 Post Show Banter - 37:50 Website: www.blockyourbookie.com Follow us: Twitter - www.twitter.com/blockyourbookie Instagram - www.instagram.com/blockyourbookie Also available on Spotify + Itunes, leave us a review!

NFL Week 16 Picks, Hockey Challenge, Shooter from DC, Bears are Dead | Block Your Bookie Ep 07

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2019 45:42


Picks for the Saturday and Sunday NFL games of week 16. Some good value out there but always some funny banter because no one agrees with Jack even though his NFL record is BANANAS. New Soccer episode is out visit the website! Timestamps: Matt Field Goal Challenge Recap - 2:02 Tampa vs Texans - 6:00 Patriots vs Bills - 8:30 Rams vs 49ers - 13:55 Ravens vs Browns - 17:05 Saints vs Titans - 19:50 Cowboys vs Eagles - 22:50 Bears vs Chiefs Bears are Dead, but also back. - 24:49 Packers vs Vikings - 29:05 Seahawks vs Atlanta - 34:34 Extra: Las Vegas Bowl + Post Show - 35:50 - End Article: https://www.blockyourbookie.com/byb-b... Website: www.blockyourbookie.com Follow us: Twitter - www.twitter.com/blockyourbookie Instagram - www.instagram.com/blockyourbookie Also available on Spotify + Itunes, leave us a review!

Premier League Matchday 18 Preview | Block Your Bookie Soccer Ep 01

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2019 47:15


We are doing Premier League picks with the soccer boys from Block Your Bookie Podcast. You have been asking for it, here we go. Lots of action for this weekend (Matchday 18), we will bring a Boxing Day preview as well for Christmas listening pleasure. Lets win some money. Timestamps: Arsenal vs Everton - 2:22 Sheffield vs Brighton - 6:55 Jason Mushes Matt - 10:16 Crystal Palace vs Newcastle - 11:35 Leicester vs Man City - 15:22 Jack's Championship League Pick - 23:10 Man United vs Watford - 26:52 Tottenham vs Chelsea - 34:30 Post Show Shenanigans - 41:40 Website: www.blockyourbookie.com Follow us: Twitter - www.twitter.com/blockyourbookie Instagram - www.instagram.com/blockyourbookie Also available on Spotify + Itunes, leave us a review!

Week 15 NFL Preview + Matt's Field Goal Challenge | Block Your Bookie Ep 06

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2019 51:26


In this episode we preview all the NFL Picks for Sunday and chat a little bit about Matt's crazy Field Goal challenge he thinks he can complete. One of our funniest episodes so far. Timestamps: Bears vs Packers: 1:30 Dallas vs Rams: 11:37 Seahawks vs Panthers: 17:19 Houston vs Titans: 19:25 Buffalo vs Pittsburg: 21:56 Giants vs Dolphins: 25:12 Eagles vs Washington: 29.15 Tampa vs Lions: 30:29 Patriots trash talk.. Jack convinces himself to take the Bengals: 33:40 Matt/Jack discuss Matt's Field Goal Challenge: 38:03 Premier League Games Overs: 45:52 Tottenham vs Wolves Manchester City vs Arsenal Website: www.blockyourbookie.com Follow us: Twitter - www.twitter.com/blockyourbookie Instagram - www.instagram.com/blockyourbookie Also available on Spotify + Itunes, leave us a review!

Ravens/Jets Preview, Army/Navy Game, Cubs, Presidents Cup and Malort | Ep 05

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2019 36:22


Episode 5 of Block Your Bookie, recorded Wednesday, Dec 11 in the evening. We start out by covering our picks for the Ravens vs Jets on Thursday Night Football, Ken is convinced the Ravens aren't that good. Jack disagrees. Shooter mushes and also injures Lamar Jackson himself in real time today. Get our takes on Army vs Navy and where our allegiance will lie this weekend. Cubs deny Rizzo extension, clickbait to the max. A couple Presidents Cup recommendations to follow and talking about how to bet golf for those who haven't before. Timestamps: Ravens vs Jets start: 1:12 Kenny Malort Face: 1:50 We realize in real time Lamar Jackson might be injured and Shooter might have done it: 8:39 Army vs Navy Game: 14:47 Michigan vs Illinois Basketball: 22:17 Cubs/Yankees Rizzo + Cole News: 25:55 Presidents Cup Talk: 30:10 Follow us on social and subscribe to our Youtube: Twitter: www.twitter.com/blockyourbookie Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockyourbookie Website: www.blockyourbookie.com Most recent blog post: https://www.blockyourbookie.com/byb-blog/best-italian-sub-chicago

NFL Week 14 Preview | Block Your Bookie Ep 04

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2019 46:57


On this episode, the boys review the NFL Week 14 games to bet, take smelling salts, complain about Utah game last night, and highlight Eli Manning’s return. Things to listen out for on this episode, Smelling Salts obviously, Nick Folk’s Appendix Game, Ravens are a wagon don’t let anyone tell you differently, Islanders Periscope lock of the year, Kyle Long is a close personal friend and more. Ep 4 Timestamps: Malort Shots: 1:00 Kenny Malort Face: 1:37 Smelling Salts: 1:43 Utah vs Oregon Sadness - 2:43 Baltimore vs Bills: 5:00 49ers vs Saints: 11:00 Shooter likes the Lions.. lol: 13:59 Chiefs vs Patriots: 18:56 Technical Difficulties: 20:38 Colts vs Tampa Bay: 21:40 Seattle vs Rams: 22:56 Giants vs Eagles: 27:52 Premier League Chatting Shit: 33:46 Boxing Conspiracy: 34:51 Post Show Chat Rest of the way. Follow us: Twitter - www.twitter.com/blockyourbookie Instagram - www.instagram.com/blockyourbookie

College Football Championship Weekend | Block Your Bookie Ep 03

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2019 37:16


In this episode the boys review the College Football Championship weekend matchups and highlight the bets we are taking. Things to listen out for on this episode, big Jason reference (one day he will join the pod), Shooter makes a weird Condoleezza Rice reference and talks about his fake friend named Dustin Johnson, shouts to Jack’s cleaning lady, Kenny has another great Malort Face, and much more. Ep 3 Timestamps: Malort Shots: 0:40 Kenny Malort Face: 2:06 Friday Game - Utah vs Oregon: 3:03 Central Michigan vs Miami (Ohio) - 8:50 Jack’s Office Cleaning Lady Walks In - 9:08 Georgia vs LSU - 11:32 Virginia vs Clemson - 14:13 Wisco vs Ohio State - 17:07 Jack Apologizes for cleaning background noise - 21:45 Baylor vs Oklahoma - 23:33 This is where background noise gets bad, that's all Jack’s fault. Hawaii vs Boise State - 27:17 The next episode releases Saturday with a full slate of NFL games being highlighted. Also, THE CHICAGO BEARS ARE BACK. Follow us: Twitter - www.twitter.com/blockyourbookie Instagram - www.instagram.com/blockyourbookie

Chicago Bears - Thursday Night Football

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2019 12:19


In this mini-episode, the boys share picks/predictions for Bears vs Cowboys this Thursday night. 1:10 - Kenny’s Malort Face Whole episode is Bears picks/predictions, no other games. Next episode is College Football Championship weekend picks, coming out Friday morning. Twitter: @blockyourbookie Instagram: @blockyourbookie

Rivalry week, Matt's real football pick, and another malort shot

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2019 44:06


Big thanksgiving day football games leading to some crazy picks for the second episode. Only winners on this podcast!

Malort, MNF, Thanksgiving games, and the real football. Ep01

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2019 54:59


Starting off the podcast strong with a shot of malort

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