Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) Americans. For real.
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They Wannabes talk about some conspiracies they know, even Auggie gets the mic and talks about his favorite one, "The Moon Landing." Jesus head blows up and can believe some of the things he's hearing.
Fresh back from touring in Tucson Christian and Jesus discuss their trip also the guys discuss the George Lopez vs. Ralph Barbosa drama and oh yeah the Super Bowl
The guys are back from a long break with a whole new setup. This week the guys talked about what they,ve been up to, fatherhood and their favorite movies of 2022!
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This week we have a very funny young comic Julian luera filling in for Jerry. Enjoy!
Join the Patreon and get a gift. Also Christain asks the age old question lights on or lights off. Also Jesus coninues the " I just dicovered a dope movie" but its already been out for ten years trend. Than Jerry complains about barbers charging to much.
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This week we have a very special guest Saul V Gomez of IE In Friends. Topics include the new dating scene, comedy, Youtube, IE life, and many more. Its a wild one so be careful whose around haha.
Please dont forget to check out Jesus Sepulveda new special Mr. ToughLife on HBO Max now.
Angel is back at the Podcast and steps on Jerry's shoes by using Hunting Park. The guy's talk about male extension procedures and if they would get it. The guys talk about Angels epilepsy an epileptic community.
Jesus get's finally gets an HBO special date. It's dropping tomorrow on HBO MAX August 5. The guys talk about how they envy Bad Bunny and introduce fellow new comedian Angel Hernandez.
Jerry can help his love for his new cat "Luna" and they guys don't approve. The Wannabe's go deep with some daddy issues, and talk how it affected their lives. Also how donating money doesn't pay off, especially when they can help you out in a situation. Jesus talks how he cant keep a secrete
The guy's continue the conversation about living in Cali and how they hate Arizona. Jesus talks about how he hates some California tactics. LA traffic and being late to everything is a normal thing. They guys go off.
The Wannabes talk about feeding baby's momma's other kids. Jerry goes on a rant that Arizona sucks and Jesus defends it to the death
Happy belated 4th of July. The Wannabes take a week off to recover from all their fireworks burns, but leave you with a free Patreon Episode this week. This episode is the first time Raul Reyes comes to the set and the friendly roasting begins . Check it out. Patreon Supporters don't trip you guys got an new exclusive episode.
The Wannabes talk about thier view's on abortion and woman's rights. Also Chris is out because he's welcoming he's new born "Zoey" to the world. She has a different name by the way, but Jerry and the guy's like Zoey better.
The Wannabes talk about how they think they can process in comedy by taking a step back. Jerry admits he thinks he should do psychedelics drugs to see outside the box.
The Wannabes are back, no replacements this time. The guys are back at it again and they don't hold back. They talk about special gifts you have to have confidence to give your special someone.
Here's a free Patreon Episode this week. The set up is a little different but this was the first Patreon Episode Auggie (Unlocked Pictures) recorded for the Wannabes.
The Wannabe's had to replace Chris Z Pix, because his wife told him it's the Wannabes or me. Chris did the right decision, incomes Raul Reyes to the rescue. Jesus had to leave town and Chaton comes off the bench, this is "The Replacement's episode."
The Wannabe's have a heart to heart with Chris Z Pix. Are you down for this? Also Jerry vent's how much he can't stand Raul Reyes.
The guys talk about how woman love to let you know.... Instead of doing it them selves. They have solutions on how they can make them aware, "experience living like a single mom.
Jerry's back and he pick's up where he left off, cancel culture and more.
They are back, the Wannabes are full and loaded. The guys talk about the latest news about the Johnny Depp trial. Jesus talks about when he caught an ex cheating on him.
The guys talk about the slap that was heard around the world. Also they run down a Spanish play by play.
Jerry and Jesus talk about their experience at hunted Glen Tavern Hotel, "they got bad vides." The guys talk about if they believe in ghost. Also Jesus talks about Jerry's super fan experience
The Wannabes are back with the exception of Fern. Jerry and Chris talk about meeting Jo Koi in Taxas, Jesus talks about how he didn't know you share Sushi and much more.
Jerry and Chri Z pix hit the road too Texas and talk about their experiences. They talk about marriage for money and how they can't say all current events. "The War."
Christians out this week so the he guys extra hard in the paint with no one to stop them.
The Wannabe are officially washed as Jesus admits to being sore after a mildest motion. Does your leg fall asleep on the toilet? Also the guys discuss getting on a gluten diet and drinking soy milk. Overall a very responsible grown episode fro the wannabes this week.
The guys Talk Super Bowl, West Coast Rap, Universal Studios, and the guys list off there top five rappers dead or alive.
A bets a bet and Fern stays true to his word. This week the guys watch in horror as El Chaton gets dolled up by @Sqbeauty_lounge. Check out our latest Patreon episode for the beautiful results. Also Christian And Jesus make a bet of there own. Help us decide what the stakes are. With Valentines fast aproaching the guys share there proposal stories and give Jesus all the advice he needs. Also a game of Fuck Merry Kill for old times sake
The guys are back with more mustache slander for Christian. Torta Cheesesteaks, Hot Cheetos, and Toilet paper... Christians got it all. Jerry and Jesus discuss getting a bidet. Also house rules for Jerrys kids as they grow into young adults. And Finally Jerry shows Christian how to make a boy.
This weeks topics include self checkout cleptos, Christians gon far left, Jerry Jesus shares a family scandal and also how to handle bad customer service in 2022.
This week the guys talk about fiending for Putasos. Also the return of "Palabras". Then a discussion about Christians customer service and Jesus describes a Target incident where he got did dirty. Finally the guys ask the question whose better Denzel Washington or Big Willie Style.
The guys are back after a much needed christmas break. This weeks topics include, Christians ugly stache, Drakes hot sauce rumor, you can't say that anymore of the week, Euphoria (Jerry gives it two dongs up), 90 day fiancee, El Omicron virus, And finally Jerry asks why kids don't want to work.
Thank you to all our listeners and your continued support. We appreciate each and every one of you!!! Happy New Year!!!
The guys welcome a very special guest Mr. J Valentino. This episode probably should of been a Patreon episode cus things got hot and heavy real quick. Topics include Strippers, Hoodies, and Jerry's favorite topic more Strippers.
White guys are back and the guys discuss why. Pete Davidson, Machine Gun Kelly, Travis Barker, and Leos giving out Purses. White boys are back baby!!!
Jesus meets Jerrys dream girl and the guys discuss how much things have changed in recent years.
I forgot what this episode is about all i can remember is Jesus' big ass Mustache.
This weeks Episode covers hooking up as a kid. Jesus remembers stealing the principals bike. And Finally the guys ask the pressing question can a straight man hook up with dudes and still consider himself straight? Hers at American Wannabes we ask the tough questions so you don't have to.
This week the guys talk about The Hot Cheetos movie and audition for roles that are probably already casted. Also the misplaced families in the making of The Dodgers Stadium.
On this dark and gloomy day Jerry also goes dark and has the funniest stories for the guys.
Imagine Checking your chicks phone and seeing an old video that wasn't meant for your eyes! Jesus tells a horrifying story about just that and its just as bad as it sounds. Also the guys discuss man funk and give hygiene tips, and Christian and Jesus ask the most important question in a relationship "Are we hitting it right"
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