Castronauts

Che Durena, u stoop kids!!! comedy/women/health/early life/liferightnow This episode is with the the one and only king of Cheyyyanne, thats MR!! JIZZFRIDAY to u Fletchers and Fletchalitas Drew TYCE(actor/roommate) wipes his concerns onto the episode like u freaks do with the deodorant in your butts... i know u do that dude. my wolfpack deoderant has ass hairs and smells like wolfgang dick fuck man. new music and shortest intro ever... 5min and bam ur into the matrix Leopard loose like a sheep!!! the real illuminati subgenius chucklefarts Castronauts podcast Grandfather'd In IG: Jizzfriday--che durena IG: Ezraisthenewblack---ezra eshetu

Funny as fuck and real as hell these two magenta fletchers always get me in a good mood. eat it or beat it. if u have the time HIT THIS AND PASS. LIKE IT AND SHARE BECAUSE ITS FUCKING AWSOME. LEOPARD LOOSE LIKE A SHEEP AFTER ALL ITS A HAVANA AFFAIR PIC of my real Grandfather on my moms side. she was raised by an Ethiopian Monarchy Judge!!! WEALTHY SAVAGE!!

we laugh like banshees in the night. these guys aRE SO FUCKING FUNNY AND FUN TO HANG OUT WITH LOVE EM. ENJOY!!! GOT THE FUCKING TIME THEN LIKE AND SHARE THIS SHIT BABY. PEACE LOVE AND GUNS

Ezra Eshetu and Jared Mitchell "try" and make something of themselves whilst discussing a wide array of important issues that plague our world. Drew Tyce floats around and adds brilliant wit and humour. intro until 10:38 in. Need it want it love it have it, its yours! peace and love

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In memory of Frenchie Francis Frenchman aka "FFF" aka "FThrice" my beloved french bulldog and my left nut aka "illuminuti" aka "ALT-Left" aka "Alex Jones" ITunes* Soundcloud* Subscribe* Download* Listen* Rate* Comment* Ezra Eshetu and Chris Lee talk to each other about a variety of topics. he's awesome its great. I'm happy about it. Drew Tyce and Louis Floras talk in the intro because they were in the room at the time and its weird talking to yourself while theirs other people around. check out Chris Lees show at the Salty Dog every month. Also check out You Love This mic at Social Capitol i love that place. also don't be dumb to me when I'm being smart to you, its not nice. why won't u be nice when I'm nice, i dont get it. but i love u anyways. this is the van goe of podcasts. also racism is Profitable. i love white people a lot. Anyways next week ill be talking to Jordan Policicchio and Thomas Zaugg and Faraz Niafattah and Jared Mitchell and Dan Donnelly and fucking way more people after that. also thanks for your concern about my health its very touching. i am also down one nut and would like to personally thank my left testicle for making it this far. i got one left so heres to 30 more years of uploads! Et Tu Brute.... Et Tu... ITunes* Soundcloud* Subscribe* Download* Listen* Rate* Comment*

Kyle Bergstresser is in this one. he's funny. i did something sweet with the music and the intro is short and useless but the conversation is revealing, honest and interesting. I'm going into surgery tomorrow. it will be good. i will be back. although ill be off work for a month this is kinda a blessing in disguise. I'm lucky to have only gotten testicle cancer and not literally any other type of cancer, 99.9% success rate, heres to hoping. i will get a prosthesis. it will vibrate. i made several jokes to the doctors and nurses of toronto. nobody laughed.... lol they all fucking laughed I'm hilarious and have cancer. if they didn't laugh they'd be nazis. anyways everyones support will be noted and i love all the attention. so don't stop giving to me once I'm cured. i believe i was cursed by a wicked gypsy woman years ago, I've been outrunning her voodoo spell for quite some time. old marry todd is calling so it must be time for bed, as your lawyer i suggest you listen to this podcast, your trusted beloved contrarian ezra eshetu.

Im back from hiatus with a whole new bag of dicks. say goodbye to the old Ezra and say hello to his little friend. a left testicle. that will soon be in a jar by his bedside table. we got a shitton of comics, ppl from NA (if i actually go) and lots lots lots more. So if i don't die then expect me to royally tear your mindfucks up and introduce you to a massive amount of pure unadulterated savagrey in the form of ethical and consensual communication. dickholsters and cuckswappers unite only on CAstronauts, until the powers that be shut me down for being tooo influential and extremely sexy orr for the shit that i said on that voice memo...... btw for legal purposes i do not condone nor incourage racism in anyway and i love black ppl and white ppl ... nothing u will here is an accurate description of my beliefs and is complete hersey i think. no one was hurt in the making of this podcast but we definitely tried. my apologies. thank u

he's an oilman! and he's number one fagqwwa and a prime time bass catcher! HE is CASTRONAUTS! This is a podcast by Ezra Eshetu that has swept the hearts and minds of people all over the world. the crane operator discusses challenges with his life and how he has or hasn't overcome them with his guests. DAN PEARCE is on this one. he's fucking cool and real funny! check out his fagqua! videos on youtube I'm in one. intro ends at 16min but theirs some really cool shit in they're u should here. this one was special!!! IM an oilman

intro ends at 16min. listen to the intro to understand what the hell is happening to me. this ep is with longtime friends that i used to live with catching up with me and finding out what new crazy shit I've been into. y'all sniggas are up for a trizzeat because I'm currently doing a 4 parter with my ex which will be released no matter how fucking crazy or heartbreaking or most likely just pure hilarious it is. so listen up in the month of oct because this shits gunna be unreal y'all snigger ass snigsnigs. alrighty love y'all and respect yalll like fried chicken on a rainy day i gets wet but isa also stays dry yaaaaaa know like joaquin pheonix walking round hammering people heads and saving children from peadeophiles is be in the cut like bammm with my hammer like yalll don't know I've been sick with the flu but aint never catch me slippin. even if I'm in the rain with my fried chicken isa stills be eaten them wings like ymm yumm yumm yummmm yummm

NOOR kidwai makes so much sense, he should be a guru. they're is saftey in his teachings... i have much to learn. i will soon retire to nepal in search for the wisdom of the gods hopeful in my return to posterity and in my newfound glory i will come back to door kidweai and tell him all i have learned and yet i still think he will teach me more. i hastily wrote this standing up near a desk. i will not go over it for mistakes. as far I'm concerned i have much bigger fish to bake. have a peaceful fucking day you lovely people of the world

Jared Mitchell and Ezra Eshetu confront the real world with a visor that only two open micr's can. this was supposed to be the first video podcast for the Castronauts but due to some unforeseen fuckery its only in audio. sorry.. not sorry. anyways listen rate share and join us every weeek for some seriously unserious conversations from the realest people in Toronto.

Ezra Eshetu and Kyle Bergstresser talk to each other on the way to a show in the meathiest town ever. Buy tickets for SUPERFLY, the funkiest show ever, at COMEDY BAR AUG 30 at 9:30 hosted by the funk master Abbas Wahab and the INFAMOUS GET DOWN CLOWN Ezra Eshetu. CHECK OUT the last 20 min of the podcast for "VIEWS" by DWAKE ezras alterego based on drake except instead of doing right he does wrong..... peace

Mitchell Alves gives us his best rendition of a man trapped in a srilankens body. i think he's srilanken. who knows?? Anyway i had a super fun time talking to a new age man and he made me see my manliness and then we made out for a bit.. like straight men who are bored do!! just kidding. but he did grab my ass tho. and he def has a pick of my dick and balls which he might jerk of too which makes me feel wanted. Support this show and download this shit outta it and rate us on iTunes. The castronauts will be coming to your face soon. well be getting to that next level so u can see our faces and love us even more. plus new catronauts t-shirts and BUY Tickets to our first comedy show called "SUPERFLY" at comedy bar. $5 online and $10 at the door. Ezra Eshetu and Abbas Wahab are gunna take u down to funky town so get ready bitches. LOOOOOVE MEEEE

Abbas Wahab is a Castronaut. Ezra Eshetu is a c-ASS-tronaut. and it was all a dream!! enjoy!! 6min intro & 20min outro come to our show at comedy bar at the end of august it'll be "SUPERFLY"!!!

Hi, it's Kyle writing this intro. This is the Max Sheldrick episode. Ezra and Max just fucking wander around some neighbourhood and talk about all kinds of bullshit until they eventually meet a bunch of dudes on a porch, from the sounds of it I dunno. What am I gonna do, listen to the whole episode overtime I edit one? Shut up. It cuts out a couple times just like the last one did but that gives you a chance for a lil music break which is nice. You'll see what I mean, I'm like 60% committed to this intro Ezra you should probably delete it and write your own I'm sorry.

(NO KIDS WERE INJURED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE) PLEASE VISIT THE WASTED YOUTH BAR AND SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL OPEN MIC "THE KIDS ARNT ALRIGHT" W/KIETH ANDREWS AND PAT "THE BAT" "THE FISH" FISHMAN ONCE A MONTH AT THE WASTED YOUTH BAR ON BLOOR I THINK ITS BETWEEN 800-900 BLOOR ST. OHHH MYYY KIETH ANDREWS takes time out of his hectic schedule to talk to ME!! GEEE WIIIZZZ GOSH GOLLY and whatever else they used to say CASTRONAUTS IS BACK and CASTRO-NAUGHTIER- than ever , ahhh hhaaa ahhh haaa ahhhhh haaaaaaaa!. Anyways i stopped doing intros because fuck that but if u wanna hear what i really think about all you savages then listen to the last 20 min or so of every episode from now until eternity. orrrr just listen to kieth and me as we walk around downtown to get food and alcohol and run into a very colourful fella, he's black. not the best episode. but its something. i mean i did have to take some time off to deal with personal issues but now all the bullshit is over and I'm ready to spill my guts. so prepare yourselves for the next 23 episodes of astronauts and a new segment i like to call Final thoughts. YOull have to say 10 our fathers and 20 hail marks just to listen to my final thoughts, but its worth it. peace u filthy animals

Me(ezra eshetu) is moving so i aint got time for nothin... but since i love doing these heres some random talking we do whilst chilling out. hope y'all like it. btw i say y'all now... oh yeah and my heart goes out to the family in ajax whose lives have been torn apart by a piece of shit who should spend the rest of his life being slowly tortured. My heart goes out to the lgbt community who has also been ripped apart by a violent monster/serial killer fuckface who should be studied and then slowly tortured.... my thoughts are with the deceased, no matter how stupid my thoughts may be. mad love for all the real ass people out they're doing really ass things. peace love glory.

funnyman and amateur blackface actor Ezra Eshetu and historian Justin MorgAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN square of of the subject of GUNS and AMMO in MURICAAAAAA bitch!!

Castronauts brings u money & power & women & really really cool technology matched with a wicked sense of pride and freedom and the balls to let you know it. rolling stones called it a stupendous sense of wisdom like a movie nobody understands but wins an oscar anyway. 5 oscars even . but ugh yeah other newspapers called it trump vs. UN un bieng kim jong un. and so on. just listen

DIMITRI GOREYENKO.... hes a dude.

ME(Ezra Eshetu) a black retard has a very in depth tardtastic conversation with a dare i say a highly functioning retrard in a way most people would absolutely enjoy. we talk about what life is all about and play a little would you rather at the end. one of the best convos I've had so far. Definitely should receive the retards choice award. By the way since i don't use the word retard for the mentally disabled people, which would be cruel, i choose to repurpose the word retard to describe people like DUSTIN VISSER and EZRA ESHETU(myself). I should haver got PATRICK FISHMAN on this episode because he's definitely retarded. Have nice day :)

ME(Ezra Eshetu) a black retard has a very in depth tardtastic conversation with a dare i say a highly functioning retrard in a way most people would absolutely enjoy. we talk about what life is all about and play a little would you rather at the end. one of the best convos I've had so far. Definitely should receive the retards choice award. By the way since i don't use the word retard for the mentally disabled people, which would be cruel, i choose to repurpose the word retard to describe people like DUSTIN VISSER and EZRA ESHETU(myself). I should haver got PATRICK FISHMAN on this episode because he's definitely retarded. Have nice day :)

Uncle James and Lil Ricky and Justin Morgan and Ezra Eshetu aka "the Ethiopian Prince" talk about BLACK PANTHER and things get real AF. I just wanna state how much love we have for everyone all races and creeds cuz when it comes down to it "CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME C.R.E.A.M. GET THE MONEY DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL." GODBLESS THIS WORLD and EVERYTHING IN IT.

Jennie steer-welbourn is funny. SHE is also a woman.... i know, crazy right! we talk about her life and her kids and i try to help her not feel as crazy as she probably is. Shes a single mother so her kids got in on the episode and shared they're opinions. the sounds a little off sometimes but i think i fixed it. my stomach hurts right now and I'm so tired. Jennies such a good mom too and honestly has a hell of a life. she's also a really good stalker and her kids are amazing. i really wanna talk to her again.

This is everything that you've been waiting for.... sound the trumpets because were blasting of into a different galaxy of fuckedness. EZRA ESHETU and JUSTIN MORGAN GO H.A.M... THE problem is does EZRA know what he's talking about or will he be BANISHED FROM THE TRIBE. dun dun dun. its a great ep we argue the whole time on one fact. JUSTIN is prolly right but who cares about right and wrong when your "BANISHED FROM THE TRIBE". Brought to by handy wipes, wipe yo ass nigga..

Ezra and Justin talk about The pyramids in a way no-one has ever heard before. They get into immigrants and where they live and how a documentary about refugees has totally changed them and talk about a whole lot of other things to. DC has a lost tooth, u know the UFC guy, and i intend to find it! Id also like to dedicate this ep to Barry Sherman and his wife Honey and Big pharma for providing me with so much drugs. this ones for u Barry. RIP!! Apotex Forevaaa!!

starts at 7min. Ezra Eshetu and Justin Morgan are successful crane operators in Toronto. They are cultured men of tradition and carry many years of wisdom and experience. Listen to them navigate through the rough waters of the modern social drama that is our lives. Will they make a difference? Will they make it out alive? Do they have any brains at all? i know i don't. lets see what our brave fearless hero's of today have gown on, and if they'll last another episode on CASTRONAUTS...

Confronting life one weird conversation at a time. Ezra eshetu(me) talks to Will kristiansen about the events that left Will a hilarious individual. we get into childhood fears, parents, love , and some other things weirdos are into. I'm making the intro's shorter so now its 5 min until ur into the convo. theirs a bonus song at the end for your enjoyment. We at the Castronauts love u all and wanna hear from u if u would like to be on or just have an opinion so email me EZRA at ezrae88@gmail.com. SUPPORT TORONTO STANDUP AND GO SEE A FUCKING SHOW

its a highly influential groundbreaking glorious release of seamen unto thous ears and into thous brains. I SUGGEST U LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE IN ITS ENTIRETY BUT IF UR SMARTER THAN THAT fast forward to i think 23m in. Justins grandfather interrupted us gloriously around 1:00:07 so i took there liberty to introduce our first sponsor to Castronauts. DREAMCATCHER u dream we catch. the second half starts at 1:01:42 and the rest is history

(Patrick comes in at the 1:19:40 mark for any moms/dads/friends that are just here for him) For everyone else: This one is mostly a solo rant episode as Ezra deals with his first set of serious technical issues, in his patented thinking out loud style. We take you further and further into the podcast trial and error process and give you yet another look at how Ezra processes his thoughts and feelings. Is this a podcast about 2 men who work construction? Is it about comedy? Is it about the trials and tribulations of 2 new podcasters trying to find their footing? Or is it a living, breathing exploration of the human condition? How about all the above? Not every question has one answer, and you'd know that if you'd think about anything but yourself once in a while. fuck you, man.

Ethan O'Reilly comes over to get compared to a bird by renowned jerk-ass, Ezra. The guys also get into some podcast tech stuff off the top and talk some SHIT about the tech setup over at #SorryInAdvancePodcast as well as some others. They also take a smoke break about halfway through and come back DICK DEEP in a discussion about slavery and race. It's a frickin rollercoaster, check it out!

Ezra gets his ramble on in the intro here again. Podcast starts at exactly 9 minutes but check the intro out if you want a little glimpse into Ezra and Justin's at friendship/podcast ambitions. They mention a few times that I'm probably gonna cut a lot of it but i frickin like that REAL SHIT so it's staying babyyy! This is the first episode with video, you'll see that version as soon as we figure out how to post it. K check it out, bye.

Get a load of this noise! Ezra really fuckin goes for it in the intro for this one, and I (Kyle) decided to keep it all in there in case anyone wanted to deep dive inside of Ezra's fuckin weirdboi mind. If you don't want to, the intro wraps up at 9 minutes, pretty much on the nose. Then him and Drew talk cum, breakfast, smoking and more! Get into it, share the link if you can. Be a friend.

Comedian Keith Andrews comes down and we shoot the shit. Major merch announcement in this ep btw. JUST CHECK IT OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

dopest track ever. anyone who is into the underground world of scarborough peeps will love this. lil ricky is a genius and even doug stanhope said that he loves this podcast

We get into some shit on this one, AS FUCKIN USUAL! We talk about some serious childhood trauma type shit, what we'd do if we had a shit ton of money and a whole bunch else. just check it out. Or don't, who cares?

We get into some crypto shit and its gonna change your life. If you like wellness, culture and anything that affirms your biological necessity to stay alive and move forward towards infinite success, then you'l love this episode. I'm not kidding. I would never kid.

This episode goes even deeper into our shit. We talk mommy issues, daddy issues, jerkin off, getting jerked off and a bunch of other stuff. hope you love it. bye... not bye.

What a fucked up start to our podcast. This podcast is about our lives, the good and the bad and the badder. Things got a little badder near the end and I dropped a name that I shouldn't have dropped, for legal reasons. We replaced it with some sound fx for comedic relief, but that doesn't mean we think the story itself is funny. Just that I couldn't stop dropping names. Anyway I know he's a piece of shit i just don't want to get sued. It's a complicated thing, you'll see what I mean. I wish i could explain how complicated things were but i can't because I'm not good at explaining. But i love u all, enjoy the show.