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10 Things I Hate About You can and should be viewed as the ultimate teen movie, bursting through the hellish decade to say a little more about the empowering potential of those defining years.

What do you get when you take 3 divorced women and combine their shared frustration of being tossed aside for a younger woman? You get The First Wives Club. This 90s comedy merges the talents of Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, & Diane Keaton as they come together to seek revenge on their husbands After losing a dear friend in a tragic way and refusing to live the rest of their lives feeling liked discards, Elise (Goldie) thinks she may have to do ads for adult diapers and Brenda (Bette) knows she may have to wear them. Annie (Diane) interrupts the conversation to remind the women that they are in their prime and that they can do anything they set their mind to. Grab a Vodka on the Rocks, Bloody Mary or Virgin Mary, and join Justin, Corey, and a very special Guest Host on this week's episode.

What happens when you take Jack Black and give him a trash stash and a perm? You get Ignacio…you can call him Nacho for short. As a Mexican monastery cook, Nacho wants nothing more than to help feed the orphans but there just isn't enough money to do so. Instead of becoming a Mexican pimp, he decides to become a wrestler known as Lucha Libre. Nacho must live these two separate lives if he wants to accomplish his mission. Can he pull of living this dual life? Grab a salad, Mexican Street Corn (min 44), and listen along as we follow Ignacio on his journey.

Wanna see the reality of addiction, check out Darren Aronofsky 2000 film Requiem for a Dream. This drama is about four characters who descend into addiction-fueled nightmares. It is, objectively, harrowing, terrifying, and disturbing. It's a relentless assault on the senses, an unmerciful descent into chaos, a study of four characters ziplining their way to rock bottom.

A 1989 Comedy/Drama/Romance that will take you on a true emotional roller coaster. This classic film is PACKED with some of Hollywood's greatest actors (Sally Field, Shirley MacLaine, Olympia Dukakis, Julia Roberts, Dolly Parton, Daryl Hannah, Dylan McDermott) Join us as we take a trip to Chinquapin Parish, Louisiana, following this heartwarming story revolving around the beautiful friendship these woman have together. It's not all Easter Eggs and Magnolias though…time passes, and this close group of women encounter tragedy and good fortune, growing stronger and closer in the process. Get ready to laugh to you cry!

When Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) is playing a round of 18 at the Bushwood Country Club, he's yelling everything but, “Fore!” Meanwhile star caddy, Danny Noonan, is trying to enjoy what's left of summer while he figures out his post high school life and make sense of the casually confusing life advice from Ty Webb (Chevy Chase). Oh…and just ignore Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) who's rigging the entire golf course with explosives. Park your car, check your club membership, wash your ball(s), pour a cocktail, and enjoy this hilarious 1980s comedy classic directed by Harold Ramis who co-wrote Animal House.

Imagine that you are arrested for murder in Alabama…forget the first phone call, who would your second call be? Bill, the accused murderer, decided to call a cousin of his named Vinny (Joe Pesci) who not only happened to be a lawyer, but he also happened to never have won a case. Put on your Sunday best, grab a seat at the back of the courtroom, and watch Vinny work his magic. What was the final verdict? You'll have to tune in to find out.

If you've ever been to/worked in a restaurant, you've certainly heard the phrase, “Welcome to Ding Dong Diner, my name is Grenadine and I'll be your server today…” For servers, that phrase is equivalent to “Ladies & Gentlemen…please take your seats as the performance is about to begin.” They aren't kidding either... This 2005 flick pairs us up with Shenaniganz's newest server who is starting his first training shift. It's that simple. So grab some chicken, garlic bread, and mashed potatoes with gravy and kick back while you enjoy the show. And remember…don't f#ck with people who handle your food.

What do you do when your toilet is clogged and the only plunger you own just happens to be proudly displayed on the wall? You call Mario Bros. Plumbing of course! These two brothers (Mario Mario & Luigi Mario) from Brooklyn will be a little late to fixing your clog because they quickly will find themselves wrapped up in helping a college student (Daisy) further investigate the dinosaur bones she found at her Brooklyn dig site. Before they know it, they are all whisked away to an alternative universe where dinosaurs have evolved and taken on human-like characteristics. What happens when these two worlds collide? There's only one way to find out…call your local pizza joint and order the Koopa Special (Dino, Lizard, Hold the Mammal, No Worms, Spicy) kick up your feet, and follow along as we try to snake our way through this cinematic attempt to bring the classic video game to life. And remember "Trust the Fungus"

Did you hear that? It sounded like a roar of some kind coming from Central Park. If that's not scary enough…just last week, people saw a huge set of fins surface in the Hudson River. Obviously the title of the movie is a HUGE spoiler; however, what you don't know is how he got to NYC and what's on his agenda while he's in town. Will he go see a Broadway show or take a bus tour? Tune in to this week's episode and find out the fate of all those involved.

Folks, Folks, Folks Christmas isn't over yet! What happens when a Diva doesn't get her way during the holidays? Well, Kathy Griffin shows up…except she's playing the role of the Ghost of Christmas Past. She arrives just in time to escort Ebony Scrooge (Vanessa Williams) through glimpses of Christmases past/present/future. This iconic 2000 film is a modern take of the classic story, A Christmas Carol. Grab a cup of hot cocoa, some sugar cookies, and come along with us as we walk in a winter wonderland with Ebony, the Diva.

You may know the Muffin Man, but do you know Turbo-Man? If you don't, you will by the end of this classic 90s holiday movie. Howard (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Myron (Sinbad) are two Dads trying to pull off the impossible mission of procuring the hottest toy 1996 had to offer. Waiting until the last minute to shop has these two in a holiday frenzy and the clock is ticking. Can they pull it off or will they have to put in a special call to Santa? Tune in to find out. But before you listen, make sure to hit checkout on your online shopping cart so you're not having to rush to the stores on Christmas Eve like Howard & Myron!

Thanksgiving may be over; however, this classic comedy will carry you throughout the holidays and the rest of the year. Steve Martin (Neal Page) and John Candy (Del Griffith) team up in this iconic holiday film as they attempt to schlepp from NYC to Chicago. The guys are faced with every travelers worst nightmare…and then some. One talks too much and the other has a short fuse. How will this chaotic trip end? Tune in to find out. So grab some leftovers and raid the mini bar for a toast to this John Hughes classic!

What are you supposed to do when cold cream, face peels, botox and Olay Regenerist Anti-Aging serum just don't seem to work like they used to? Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep found a solution to this problem; however, it's not as simple as it sounds. How can YOU get your hands on this once in a lifetime potion? Make yourself the biggest Bloody Mary you can and tune in to this week's episode to find out.

This week we are going back to 1990 - a time where the neighborhood mothers had nothing to do but gossip. Gossip they did, when a new mysterious man with scissors for hands moved into the neighborhood. This movie is packed full with Hedge Cutting, Ice Sculpting, Dog Grooming, and Hair Cutting I'm talking about Tim Burtons - Edward Scissorhands starring Johnny Depp. Grab a quart of Ambrosia salad, spatula some Avon Samples and cuddle into your Water Bed for this classic.

Ever wonder what could happen when humankind toys with the power of a top ocean predator? Samuel L. Jackson & LL Cool J take us below the surface of the Pacific Ocean to explore what's really going on at the oceanic laboratory, Aquatica. Grab your Fujifilm Waterproof Disposable Camera and join us as we do a deep dive on the 1999 thriller, Deep Blue Sea.

This week, we're taking you back to 2012. No, not the year…we're talking about the iconic film released in 2009 titled “2012”. If you've ever had that moment where you thought, “What would John Cusack do?” then look no further. This action packed sci-fi flick, will answer that question and many more!

Grab a fountain drink, some popcorn, and your favorite candy as we have your seats reserved for this one of a kind cinematic podcast. You wont want to miss it! Oh, and please remember to silence all cell phones.