Criminal Minds: Cracking the Case

Chloe and Jessie discuss "The Big Game," stanning wardrobe, and JJ and Reid's life-changing decision.

Chloe and Jessie discuss "No Way Out," decapitated arms, and bloopers.

Jessie and Chloe discuss "Profiler, Profiled," TikTok audios, and bing bong.

Chloe and Jessie discuss "Sex, Birth, Death," Spencer in his glasses era, and life in DC.

Chloe and Jessie discuss "Lessons Learned," Hotch's bedhead, and Emily speaking Arabic.

Jessie and Chloe discuss "The Last Word," doppelgängers, and Emily's entrance.

Jessie and Chloe discuss "Empty Planet," heart eyes for Derek Morgan, and the unsettling smiles of unsubs.

Jessie and Chloe discuss "North Mammon," E.T., and sketchy Airbnbs.

Chloe and Jessie discuss "The Boogeyman," parallels with "The Devil Wears Prada," and Elle's exit.

Jessie and Chloe discuss "Aftermath," what type of fruit each BAU member would be, and the shocking episode ending.

Jessie and Chloe discuss "Psychodrama," the full list of "Criminal Minds" ships, and Uber drivers that drive on the sidewalk.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the third episode of season two of "Criminal Minds," the past trend of Snapple, and Elle destroying men.

Chloe and Jessie discuss "P911," Elle and Spencer being flirtatious, and everyone's new hairdos.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the first episode of the second season of "Criminal Minds," Jane Lynch being in every TV show to ever exist, and Elmo TikTok.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the finale of season one of "Criminal Minds," Hotch in a pirate hat, and Elle's iconic sass.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the twenty-first episode of "Criminal Minds," Pete-aoke, and Garcia and JJ's friendship.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the pay disparities between the men and women of "Criminal Minds" as well as the sexual harassment and inequality the women faced.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the twentieth episode of "Criminal Minds," Spencelle vs Jelle, and the eccentric haircuts of season one.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the nineteenth episode of "Criminal Minds," Elle speaking Spanish, and Gideon staring into space.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the eighteenth episode of "Criminal Minds," TikTok audios, and Spencer Reid Wattpad stories.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the seventeenth episode of "Criminal Minds," Hotch cracking jokes, and Spencer's boys regular haircut.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the sixteenth episode of "Criminal Minds," "The Tribe," being skinned alive, and Penelope's impeccable style.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the fifteenth episode of Criminal Minds, "Unfinished Business," as well as Hotch's beard and Elle's disappearing bangs.

Jessie and Chloe discuss episode fourteen of Criminal Minds, "Riding the Lightning," electric chairs, and constantly changing character hairstyles.

Chloe and Jessie discuss episode thirteen of "Criminal Minds," alligators in backyards and ants giving birth.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the twelfth episode of "Criminal Minds," a  surprise if this episode gets 5,000 downloads, and John Mulaney's standup specials.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the eleventh episode of "Criminal Minds," aquarium and murder souvenirs, and socks from grandma.

Chloe and Jessie discuss the tenth episode of "Criminal Minds," baby dunking, and satanic cults.

Chloe and Jessie discuss "Derailed," the ninth episode of "Criminal Minds," including mentions of imaginary friends and the iconic car scene.

Chloe and Jessie discuss "Natural Born Killer," the eighth episode of "Criminal Minds," along with romantic moments between Spencer and Elle and Chloe being mind blown by the layout of the BAU.

Chloe and Jessie talk about "The Fox," the seventh episode of "Criminal Minds," along with Spencer Reid's pure terror and weird basement decorations.

Chloe and Jessie break down "LDSK," the sixth episode of "Criminal Minds," and discuss Hotch in suits and Chloe's fear of balloons.

Chloe and Jessie talk about the fifth episode of season one, "Broken Mirror," and contemplate what "Criminal Minds" might have looked like if Elle Greenaway never left the BAU. 

Chloe and Jessie discuss the third "Criminal Minds" episode, including speculation about Spencer and Elle's relationship and predictions about what might have resulted from JJ and Spencer getting together.

Chloe and Jessie discuss The Who inspired "Criminal Minds" third episode, iconic one-liners, and kissing Shemar Moore.

Chloe and Jessie take a humorous deep dive into the very first episode of Criminal Minds, "Extreme Aggressor" and discuss the many easter eggs, hidden details and funny lines throughout the episode.

Get to know your hosts, AKA your partners in crime!  Chloe Collins is a Nashville singer-songwriter and TikTok creator who has written over 20 songs about Criminal Minds.   Jessie Keene is a Florida native and Criminal Minds TikTok creator.

Chloe and Jessie discuss "Compulsion," noting fun facts and behind-the-scenes tidbits.