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After a quick 90-day fiance diatribe and a few hot takes that help answer some of their burning questions, Hayley and Hannah dive into this week's RHOSLC episode, including their love for the new housewife Angie and the continued predatory tendencies of our boy Seth. Next, after many long nights and being put through the scheduling wringer by ABC, Bachelor in Paradise has finally wrapped and it is time to recap the finale. Hayley and Hannah share their thoughts on the mass exodus/breakup of half of the remaining couples, the fantasy suite dates and consummation of Joe & Serena's relationship, Joe & Serena in general (unnecessary PDA, incessant repetition of "i love you", but we still love them), and of course the proposals and engagements and engagement rings. Lastly, they play a little came of ranking the SIX BIP season 7 couples that are shockingly still together from shortest to longest relationship trajectory before ending with 2 breaking DisHHes!

After a quick ponder on what it means to be the type of person that sets an alarm in the morning to get up and watch TV, Hayley and Hannah discuss one of their favorite pastimes: the CINEMA, baby! From seating preferences to snacks to marijuana choices, this is sure to be a riveting conversation for the DisHHeners. Next, they get down to business and chat about their shows. In the world of the 'Wives, most of the discussion is about the husbands this week and the comparable creepiness of Duy, Seth, and Justin Rose. When it comes to BIP, Hayley and Hannah comment on the abuse they are enduring on behalf of ABC, who is disrespectful of their time and seems to expect them to adjust their schedules every single week to accommodate their chaotic screening cadence- but unfortunately, on behalf of this podcast we'll keep doing it!!! We finally get to see Ivan crash and burn and Hayley and Hannah are here to break it down- as Ron would say, he is a LOSER and a LIAR! They also comment on the sad, sad, "Paradise Prom", losing patience with Joe and Serena's "perfect" relationship, James finally finding a decent match, Style Spotter doing the Lord's work, and who has the best tan. For the Breaking DisHH this week, we've got some big news to unpack- Chris Harrison has finally been replaced and Wells didn't get the callback. Set your alarms and enjoy!

After an ungodly amount of time apart, Hayley and Hannah finally come back together and get down to business. They cover general feedback on Hannah's quick ascent from Facilitator to Leader, as well as Hayley's honeymoon- the good (the trip in general), the bad (Greece is fire-walled from BIP), and the ugly (gastrointestinal backup). They then break down this week's episodes for the Dishheners (TM)- from speculation on Whitney and her husband's sex life on RHOSLC, to the atrocity of Kendall's ridiculous breakdown on Bachelor in Paradise (zero sympathy), to their engagement predictions for the finale in two weeks. Also- breaking DisHH- the next Bachelor has been announced and Hayley's got all the info on the surprising pick! If you'd like to apply to be the DisHH network's unpaid intern, email us at dishhpodcast@gmail.com.

With Hayley still out on her Greek honeymoon, Hannah is joined by not one, but TWO co-hosts this week - Mikey and David! They discuss the premiere of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City; specifically Jen and Sharrieff's financial situation and how they would feel having Whitney Rose as a stepmom. Then, they move on to Bachelor in Paradise and reveal who they would each take to the boom boom room - males only edition. The group closes out with a fun and flirty Real Housewives quiz which shockingly goes over much better than expected. Enjoy!

Against all odds, Hannah has managed to source a cohost, record an episode, edit it to perfection and upload it to the airwaves. She is joined this week by loyal listener David while Hayley is OOO. They do a deep dive into the outrageous and unacceptable BEHAVIOR exhibited by Brendan and Pieper (dead to us), discuss how Grocery Store Joe has truly emerged as the hero and sweetheart of Bachelor Nation, and unpack Chris and Alana's strange attempt at becoming a power couple which failed miserably. Then, David treats us to a recap of this season of The Challenge (aka the 5th Great American Sport) and the two of them share some insider secrets and debate who is the hottest cast member. Enjoy!

On what may very well be the last episode ever of DisHH, Hayley and Hannah discuss Hayley's upcoming honeymoon and a pre-travel COVID downward spiral that is almost too ironic to believe! Please continue to pray to Him although Hayley doesn't deserve your prayers. They then get into the second double episode of BIP (why, ABC....why??) and delve into the love triangles/squares between Maurissa/Connor/Riley, Tammy/Thomas/Aaron, "Yessennia"/Ivan/Chris, and Kenny/Demi/Tia/Mari. Perspectives on Connor have officially switched from disgust to pure despair. The gals then cover the heartwarming RHONY season finale and speculate on the reunion before contemplating their next (or last) business move.

Calling all self-saboteurs! Hayley and Hannah are offering their free and highly coveted diet advice to anyone who sends them an email! Hayley also recaps her recent encounters with men from the streets of Portland to the clubs of LA before the girls dive into the DRAMA of the double BIP and RHONY episodes this week. CHEERS!

Hayley and Hannah finally reconnect after a week apart and go through all the key details of Hannah's epic wedding and Colorado mini-moon. They also discuss Hannah's career goals- she's finally figured out her place on the corporate ladder. Spoiler alert, it's at the bottom! Thank baby Jesus (Him) that Bachelor in Paradise is finally back and giving us the content we've been waiting for since we started this podcast in May: Hayley and Hannah leave no stone un-turned as they share their thoughts on the entire cast and who they'd personally pursue if they were on the BIP beach. There's also a RHONY recap you won't want to miss, as well as not one, not two, not 3, but FOUR Breaking DisHH topics. Make sure you listen through to the end when a special guest joins the podcast by popular demand to answer some pressing listener emails.

Hannah fails to submit her PTO request for this week and on short notice, Hayley has no choice but to force their dad Ron to cohost with her. Ron has little patience for "this reality tv bullshit", but tries to be a good sport in recapping the 3-hour season finale of the Bachelorette with Hayley. As usual, he sugarcoats nothing and brings his very specific brand of tough love! Enjoy!

Hayley and Hannah take a few deep breaths and continue with their life of prayer as they prepare for Hannah's wedding potentially getting rained out this weekend. They're not okay, but at least they have each other. Most of this episode is speculation on what the fuck just happened with Greg on Monday's episode of the Bachelorette, as well as theories on how the season might end. In Housewives news, Hayley and Hannah talk business (Sonja Morgan Brands) and pleasure (Luann's Christmas music vid) before Hannah finally does her job and comes equipped with not one but two breaking Dishh's from the Bravo world.

Hayley and Hannah open with a life and business update, as well as an unearthing of a few disturbing artifacts from the depths of Hayley's teen angst. Hannah also provides the highly requested hot deets on her foam tanning regimen. Next up is a whirlwind recap of the Hometowns/Men Tell All mashup we experienced this week on the Bachelorette- everyone is confused on how Katie's season is going to end and we need answers. The RHONY recap this week focuses on Luann's career as a recording artist and Hayley and Hannah continue to shit on Kurt the nude model with the "chubby penis, even while flacid". Lastly, they dissect the most recent Bachelor Nation tweet-resurfacing drama- yes, yet another one. Delete your accounts y'all. Enjoy!

Hayley and Hannah are back from an unexpected hiatus and ready to boss up and return to recording. This week, the gals catch up on dark, somber reality that has become Hannah's daily life and has almost turned her to pharmaceutical abuse. They also dive deep into Katie's final four, the Bachelor in Paradise cast, and RHONY. Prompted by their breaking DisHH, they take themselves down a rabbit hole on saving ones-self for marriage, sex workers, incels and "Him".

It's too f*cking hot. Hayley and Hannah are in survival mode in the PNW, but of course they've still made time to DisHH. This weeks episode is a spicy medley of updates on Hayley's crumbing marriage, general TV recommendations, tech support requests, political concerns, and if anyone is actually ever "here for the right reasons". We love you New Zealand!

In the absence of a RHONY episode this week, Hayley and Hannah have no choice but to continue talking about themselves. They give the full recap of Hayley's wedding that no one asked for, compare thoughts and opinions on the Kardashians and their recent reunion, and dive deep into the Bachelor world with an episode assessment (obsessed with Michael A) and a scandalous breaking DisHH. Enjoy!

Hayley and Hannah continue to lose listeners with updates on their weddings and cat therapy. They also go down a rabbit hole reminiscing on their early employment history that led them to become the career tycoons they are today. Lastly, they of course Dishh on all the recent tea in the Bachelor and Real Housewives worlds.

Hayley and Hannah have a lot to cover. In their longest episode yet, they share weekend horror stories that involve a hostage situation at home and being kicked off Instagram. They also recap the premiere episode of Katie's bachelorette season, talk Housewives and their new muses the Hamlin sisters, and finally answer some great listener questions.

It's June! Hayley and Hannah discuss bachelorette parties, weed, and fast food tours. They also recap the most recent episode of RHONY and finish with an update on their humiliating MTV show rosters.

Hayley and Hannah discuss their honest thoughts on their upcoming weddings and have a therapy session to identify the root of their shopping addictions. They also recap the latest episode of RHONY and share their feelings on anti-vaxxers ruining the quality of their favorite shows.

Hayley and Hannah reflect on their childhood diet secrets and where it all went wrong. They also rehash the recent RHONY episode and dive deep into some recent updates on Colton Underwood's new life as a gay man.

Hayley and Hannah discuss the audacity of companies that discontinue their favorite items, their online chat room days, and of course the second episode of RHONY season 13.

Hayley and Hannah dissect the premiere episode of RHONY Season 13.

Introducing Hayley and Hannah, two reality-tv obsessed sisters on a mission to merge their Bachelor and Real Housewives obsessions.