Drinking Game of Thrones

Coming at you from Qarthantine, all five friends returned to watch the finale of the Draggos & Doggos Show, one year later. Our takes are microwaved, i.e. they're scalding on the outside, ice-cold in the center. Confusing analogies! Copious eyerolling! Musicals and screaming! We really missed doing this (sort of)! Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

King’s Landing got decimated and SO DID WE. *airhorn sound* A drunken, desperate bid to recall the order of events and make sense of our feelings. This is the penultimate episode (sob!), all about Season 8 Episode 5, “The Bells”.  Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

And after the party it’s… Cersei’s baby shower in King’s Landing, of course, hosted by Qyburn and his Qlavicles! The post-Night King world is all convos, parlays, and f*cking, and honestly we’re #DracarysAF. The gang drinks frosé and gets chatty about Season 8 Episode 4, “The Last of the Starks”. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

We see your “greatest battle in TV history” and raise you the “drunkest episode in podcast history”. Lyanna & Lady Brat tried to murder each other with whiskey for some reason, and might not even talk about everything they’re supposed to. This is all about Season 8 Episode 3, “The Long Night”. We also attempted to livestream this, so there’s lots of confusion and side conversations. We’re so sorry. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

These thirsty girls are horny for that character development! We are full of giant's milk and ready to pod in this highly quotable chicks-only episode of DGOT, talking about Season 8 Episode 2, “A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms”. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

We've finally got something new to talk about, and we only bungle it a little! Your favorite drunks are back with a Season 8 premiere recap & boy howdy, we're ready for that Universal Studios dragon coaster. The word we are searching for is "astrolabe". Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

Listeners, send blow. This is our first and last time rewatching & pregaming Season 7, and we’re not sure we’re gonna make it to the new episodes. In the meantime, be sure to always pee before sheathing your weapon (you might get a UTI).

Do you prefer your hands cold or gold? How chill was that pie? And… Aeg? Her? The conference rooms were all booked so we had to meet on this shaky-ass bridge in a thunderstorm to discuss these important questions about Season 6. 

Nuance? More like BOOance! Lil Glug & company got extremely gin drunk and chatty for Season 5, dear viewers. Lyanna spills on her own rug. Also, The Night’s Watch election definitely happens this season- sorry to Jayne, who was right the first time.

“If you go home with somebody, and they chop up a book, don’t f*ck them.” -some Westerosi Memelord Thoughts on Season Four, a lot of airhorn, and we all drink from a skull. Apologies to Willas Tyrell, who exists. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

Listener drinking game: drink every time someone says “problematic”. This is us talking about Season Three, and BONUS: the new trailer. Hype intensifies. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

Four pals drink straight wildfire and discuss Season Two, A Clash of Kings, and rat buckets. 10/10, would torture again. 

All five friends are back for the gear-up to Season 8, getting both deep AND stupid as we discuss the beginning of the story that will henceforth be known as A Book Report of Cold and Hot. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

It's the big finale! The Gang Brings a Powerpoint Presentation to King's Landing and Qyburn & a reanimated hand have better chemistry than Jon & Dany. Lyanna and Lady Brat have a little hair of the direwolf on Monday afternoon following a particularly rowdy night.

Lyanna & Toast- thots beyond the wall- wanna tell you how, specifically, each of these men can get it. We’ve literally just given up. Here’s the porn we talk about:  https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph597e503d90731

Consumer warning: Plot Armor does not protect against pregnancy or STDs. Jayne, Lady Brat, Lyanna, and Toast discuss "Eastwatch" and mostly suck at it. 5 stars / fuck these people. 

This is a straight-up Loot Trainwreck.  Talking mostly about Bronn- with Jayne Snow, Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, Toast the Direllama, and special guest Ice. If you recognize his voice, you already listen to too many Game of Thrones podcasts and you should be ashamed.

Debating the age-old question, "Does she like a finger in the bum?" Also, did you know that literally anybody can have a podcast? Starring The Bear, Jayne Snow, Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, and Toast the Direllama.

LOOK WE ALREADY KNOW WE GOT EVERYTHING WRONG THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WATCH & PODCAST DRUNK. But we *can* tell you that Westeros finally got dial-up internet, and everyone is getting high on crushed dragonglass.  With The Bear, Lady Brat, Lyanna, and Toast.

The Season 7 Premiere was a very classy affair where we drank Veuve and said c*nt a lot. With Lyanna of the Bowery, Toast the Direllama, Lady Brat of the Blackwater, and Jayne Snow. 

The Bear, Jayne, Lady Brat, and Lyanna all shout over each other, competing to see who has the worst analysis of Season Six. Also: portmanteaus, vore, O-faces, and no one mentions Hodor until the last 3 minutes because we all had repressed the memory.

Toast & Lyanna know you don't like Season 5 so we scanned the whole thing for the sex scenes like a couple of frat boys. We're disappointments.

80% Wikipedia, 20% burping. With Lyanna, Jayne, and Toast talking about Season 4, kinda. Lots of inaccuracies, DON'T @ ME

Jayne MANSPLAINS to Lyanna and Lady Brat how dicks work. JK they really had no idea. (This episode is about Season 3, sort of.)

In Pentos, we eat... drink... fahck. And on this podcast, we make fools of ourselves talking about Season 2 of Game of Thrones for our weekly lead-up to the new season. With Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, Jayne Snow, and Elaine the Bear.

Drinking GOT is back! We can't in good conscience call this a "recap"... or a "podcast"... but we're drunk and talking about Season One of GoT on our weekly lead-up to the new season, Pregame of Thrones. With Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, and Jayne Snow.

An inordinate amount of musical theatre references and six friends just bein' gross as we watch the Season 6 finale.

Five friends talk about mandibles. Much whiskey, so ouch.

Lyanna, Lady Brat, and Elaine the Bear are pretty much cranky dicks about this episode. It's still funny and drunk, though.

First off, apparently that dude's name was Ray. BUT THEY NEVER SAID THAT so we just called him Septon Meribald. Whatever. Secondly, this is possibly the drunkest we've ever been. Thirdly, props to listener Pat S. for calling us the "Tyrion of Podcasts" that one time, because we have some fun with that.

The ladies of DGOT day drink. Our thirst does not disappoint. 

Lyanna, Elaine the Bear, and new addition The Tri-State Area Raven gather to discuss the saddest episode in recent memory. There are also call-in guests! We make them drink, too!

Lyanna made apple pies. Toast finally finished "A Dance with Dragons". Elaine is definitely human. 

The thirst is real, and not just for alcohol. Lyanna, Lady Brat, Jayne Snow, and Elaine the Bear talk porn parodies, swords, and the taste of Jon to come. It's all pretty dirty. Also: "Oathbreaker", and the events that ocurred therein.

Our boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble (hey la heyla we're really drunk).Sorry for all the screaming.

Lyanna, Lady Brat, and Toast watched the first episode of Season Six... and then The Bear showed up after it was over and did the podcast anyway. The friends have a drunken discussion that is occasionally intelligent, consistently weird, and will help you process the return of Game of Thrones.

Four drunken anti-heroes make a mess of the Season 5 finale.

Our five protagonists talk drunken nonsense, but also a fair bit about "The Mountain and the Viper". 

Now a gang of five, Lyanna, Lady brat, Toast, Elaine, and Jayne Snow try to bring some levity to a discussion about the Red wedding. They also eat cake and go off on many tangents.

Skipping ahead to the next season, the gang looks at GoT's pseudo-bottle episode, "Blackwater", while drinking MOAR WINE and trying to stay on topic. Featuring: Lyanna/Jerry, Lady Brat/George, Toast/Kramer, and Elaine the Bear.

No better place to start than with Season 1, Episode 1: "Winter Is Coming". The gang (Lyanna/Jerry, Lady Brat/George, Toast/Kramer, and Elaine the Bear) drink whiskey and beer as they opine about things they should probably refrain from opining about whilst drunk.