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When is Patrick going to learn to not put me in charge of posting the episode? I lost my notes so I have no recollection of what happened here. Probably something about some stuff, Patrick probably calls me a racist (rude), and I may or may not have quit the podcast again. Will you listen and take detailed notes for me? THANKS! - Cassie
This week we “fuck” on the podcast! We dissect clowns, not literally. I dab it up! We reveal the difference between holocaust and genocide. We bust Steve Aoki and Ryan Phillippe at Saudi Arabia’s MDL Beast festival/rave? #Saudigate. Also handicapable rockets or something? And JK Rowling. Rate, review, subscribe, and share!
This weeke i court Skittles for sponsorship, Cassie describes the horrors of fruitcake, and i become a domme daddy. Also we hit up FB games, duck dating, and my candy binge. Subscribe and rate and review!
Surprise, surprise! No sex on the podcast again! We cover the panda salesman, furries questions, and i got my med card. I try to put Cassie in the Xmas spirit, and she hints at a Peloton bike, i think. Also stay out of chimneys. Subscribe and review!
Fair warning I make a bunch of retarded riffs this episode. Cassie and I try to describe dicks. We tell you about our dinner with drunk teenagers and my attempt to be an upstanding citizen. Duh, no sex on pod week 2! Cassie can’t stop flapping her TMJaw and I share the latest in the attack of the GERD!
This week we cover making up song lyrics. We have no sex on the podcast. We talk med changes and Cassie’s thirst for animal murder. Be sure to share if you dig it!
We discussed penis transplants. Cassie insulted me somehow, I’m pretty sure. I get the go ahead to slap. I reprimanded Cassie for not FBing. We covered a battered donkey shelter, the “OK boomer” thing, and connect Anthony Bourdain to Jeffrey Epstein right before the new Mormon ambush segment. Subscribe and spread the word!
We become a parenting podcast. Work has been rough so I’m a little worn out mentally. Cassie and my crazies synced. We petition the ADA to allow therapy pussyeaters. We bitch about shitty dog owners, the Mental State of the Union. We also discuss Canadian citizenship and wood chipper murder. Subscribe yo!
Omg! I never hit "publish!" WTF! Here's last week's episode!
We cover our irrepairman. I grew up neglected, maybe? Cassie paints her coworkers without consent. I explain the best way to handle a conservative child. Some more Great Dane edging on my part. Animal stories galore! Also I trash fasting. Subscribe so you don’t miss the next episode!
This week we unveil curse word abbreviations. I facebook while recording and we kind of report on the Karate Kid death. Cassie makes fun of a shitty car ac and we cover my sister’s wedding. Also some comments about accents and a terrible joke at the end. Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss new episodes!
It’s just another day in the Mahon house with Patrick trying to convince Cassie to get another dog. (Spoiler alert: she says no.) We decide to take on our common enemy the Baby Boomers, because it’s harder to stop a millennial in a state with semi-legal weed. Deep fried rodent? Not in Missouri - we’re fat, but not THAT fat.
This episode Cassie body shames me. I reveal my signature move, the Mustache Eclipse! Dobbie didn’t get put down at the vet :( We share our thoughts on Dave Chappelle’s Sticks and Stones, duh we can hashtag that for a bump lol. I also reveal my miracle cure. Subscibe and share!
Patrick contemplates how leg ratios determine sexuality, which somehow leads to cousin groping. Speaking of groping, isn't Andre 3000 better than Biden 2020? The real question is: what will Biden do about the crime streak of TV droppings in Virginia? Why isn't that covered in the debates?
This week Cassie and I discuss an evil version of the KKK and the Epstein attack. I introduce her to self knockout videos and an alternative to traditional divorce. Cassie shares a racist encounter and I confirm my FB conspiracy. We cover the latest tooth news and victorian dildos. I take up the case for medical masturbation and we view an asian carp assault. Be sure to subscribe and Share!
FB Drama, dumb shirts, crazy Epstein theories, and pink eye. We got it all this week!
This week we talk about how to run a successful Jeff City business. I share my lazy-ass strategy and bee videos. See below for links to vids. Cassie and I solve child custody and abortion. Then we cover the dangers of flying out of the Columbia airport. Finally I destroy the toilet. Be sure to subscribe and share in the dark corners of the internet!Bee videos:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3mQlSFvbwYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b8IVaPzo1o
This week we identify as snack cakes. We want some new chairs. We tell you some of our upcoming merch ideas while I figure out how to amend our marriage. I tell you about my grade school experiences and we decide to do public sex. Also Cassie hates bees and I guide the children. Be sure to subscribe and share!
Whoa! Monday early podcast?! Yep. We cover Tump’s involvement with the Central Park 5. Obviously I’m going to have to make the Lion King musical episode per the people’s demands. We start he #CostcoChallenge and cover the Blues victory. We discuss UFOs and aliens versus hallucinations. Finally I confront Cassie about her murder hypocrisy. Be sure to subscribe to get all the latest episodes! Available on spotify, itunes, google play, or any other podcast app!
This week we bring you a ton of newsflashes. Cassie brock turners me. We discuss our cheap vodka preferences. I talk about some therapy stuff probably and consider patenting my goo. Be sure to subscribe on Spotify, Itunes, or Google Play! Also share to help us spread our diseased humor.
This week Cassie and I take on ableism, prolifers. Then we try to knock SJWs down a peg or two and explain discrimination as an ice breaker to debut our new fight clothing line! We survive a tornado only to struggle with our diets and my possible joke addiction. Finally we cover Jim Breuer and parachute pants. Subscribe on google play, itunes, or spotify! Share if you dig the episode!
This week Cassie abandons fb. I have another black eye. Cassie is a sexist again, a nd we cover A-rod's shitty body and our garage sale. Subscribe so you dont miss new eps!
This week we talk Earth Day and dog fights. Cassie schools me on my nacho game. I reveal the possible end to No Comedic Value. We worry about smart China monkeys, and we cover bridal fits vs. vegan fits. Subscribe and check it out on any podcast app!
This week Cassie Bro’s out. I bitch about sparring injuries and try to sell tickets to our bathroom. I take the Myers Briggs test, and we say fuck twinkies. Subscribe and listen on any podcasting app!
We discussed being funny at work. I have borderline personality disorder, so that’s fucked. Also they gave me adderall! Oh yeah, Notre Dame gave dumb christians a chance to look stupid again. We also discuss getting a baby pig. Check it out and subscribe on itunes or google play or spotify to not miss the latest episodes!
This episode I explain the nitty-gritty of heroin. We hate on antivaxxers. I remember downloading the Anarchist’s Cookbook and accidentally break my neighbor’s kid. We also give you the chance to make history and name the back of the balls. Subscribe to not miss the next episode because we are unreliable. But also share if you like what we’re doing!
This is the fourth take of this episode. And somehow the best one. You're welcome, and we're sorry.
This is the fourth take of this episode. And somehow the best one. You're welcome, and we're sorry.
This week I get confused by Cassie’s coffee cup. We cover competitive arm wrestling. We transition into a News podcast. I unsuccessfully try to describe our new mattress sleep. I have a great dog pyramid scheme Cassie won’t go along with. Part of my real personality shows up at my job. Subscribe and share to help out!
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