Heyy QT

Welcome back! The pod kicks off by diving into our worst travel stories.  (5:12) The trend of unveiling new parts of Tommy's frightening past continues.  (7:02) Cool guys (Quinn) miss flights.  (12:10) Fight stories! Heyy QT shared times of punching guys in their faces & vice-versa.  (12:25) Tommy's past shocks the studio, yet again.  (15:38) Quinn has also exchanged very amicable punches at a party in high school  (16:52) with one "Chuck F." Another disturbing revelation from Tom's younger days,  (21:52) as he describes once being part of what could only be considered an underage fight club.  (23:20) *NEW SPONSOR ALERT* Kawasaki Jet Skis

Hot start as Quinn reveals he is "the king of pissing his pants" and Tommy never wears underwear.  (4:45) The Bears are back! The game is on Nickelodeon because the Bears are also kind of a joke.  (5:58) Happy Birthday Quinn! Nobody really cares, but he won't hold it against you  (7:55) like our friend Mike.  (9:17) Tommy has harsh words for a Chicago hotel & their questionable hospitality.  (12:21) How does Dove Soap have have 560 thousand followers on Instagram?  (14:16) Heyy QT tackles the question of who the best rapper alive is, because who better to talk about that than Quinn & Tom. Luckily, we're joined by our friend and filmmaker Jimmy Jimes to lend his knowledge on the subject.  (23:55) Get the fuck off our set Jimes.  (24:19) Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are getting a divorce, so Heyy QT offers our thoughts as relationship experts.  (29:49) Big Boy clothing (Big Dog?) is our generous sponsor today and Heyy QT happily supports any clothing company that hooks you up with a side of beef.

We've got some good, old fashioned Heyy QT debates to start 2021 (2:31) Tommy broke the law and somehow got a speeding ticket in a Subaru.  (4:37) Our mutual LA influencer compadres the Paul brothers are professional boxers now...not sure if the Heyy QT pod is here for it.  (8:25) OnlyFans is a great way for women to make money during the pandemic...mainly because men are very weird.  (11:15) Quinn & Tom are looking forward to getting booked on shows in the new year...but will most likely just continue to book our own shows.  (12:21) Quinn has evolved to talking to girls on apps as opposed to simply swiping. We breakdown the good & bad of Tinder vs Bumble and how Quinn just thinks being "nice and good" should land him the woman of his dreams.  (17:08) Reciprocated vibes = nothin' better.  (17:30) The boys discuss their top vibes and also discover that  (21:05) big Tom is a big cry guy.  (22:22) Shoutout Kevin Zotti.  (23:51) Chicago pizza is not just deep dish! Quinn teaches everyone a lesson in the NY vs Chi pizza pie battle...even though  (25:10) Quinn has never been to New York City.

Happy New Year from Heyy QT! We're throwing 2020 in the trash; BUT  (1:16) we are still thankful for some stuff that happened this year...but also  (3:01) see ya later 2020!  (3:52) Heyy QT looks forward to new beginnings in 2021, such as  (4:01) Quinn's future six-pack abs &  (4:33) Tommy getting back to a bigger, funnier weight...  (5:51) for charity (Heyy QT = still not a weightloss podcast)! Tom vows to pack on pounds for a good cause, while  (6:34) Billy chimes in with his honorable devotion to charity cigs. Meanwhile,  (10:19) Quinn will drop a much needed LB for every $10 donated --all donation $ will go to a charity of our choice. Ironically  (12:10) this NYE special 'sode is brought to you by Slim Jim! But also  (13:17) fuck @FridayBeers

Merry Christmas from Heyy QT! A rough start to the show, but the boys get the sled back in the air on this hilarious, non kid-friendly Xmas 'sode.  (3:45) Quinn & Tom share stories of the best gifts they've ever given or received;  (8:41) or never given if you're Tom.  (9:20) We breakdown our favorite Xmas movies.  (11:03) Quinn lends us all a story about why he despises the Xmas classic 'Elf'.  (13:26) If you're not a good parent & you've been listening to this 'sode with your child- please send them to bed because it's Heyy QT After Dark, holiday edition and  (13:46) we sound off on St. Nick...and what's this?  (17:33) ANOTHER story?! This one's a Christmas miracle you don't wanna miss!

2020's almost gone so January 1st will be sick as hell since everything goes back to normal.  (1:46) Quinn got pink eye.  (3:26) We got monoliths, so would Tommy like to retract his statement on aliens? We discuss.  (7:42) Quinny's got a mustache! We take a ride on that,  (11:28) chat about our favorite facial hairstyles, and dive into  (12:57) Quinn's weird naked body.  (13:52) Lockdown 2 is here so now we can finally achieve those quarantine goals.  (17:55) And hey- at least we get more Zoom comedy shows (not!)  (19:36) Ever wonder what it's like to bomb on stage? Listen to tales from two professionals.  (23:49) We present our new favorite sponsor, Shop Moderation.

It's official- chicks dig Heyy QT as Quinn ran into our number one fan and of course she's a babe.  (3:48) Why do all statues of men have super small wieners? We dive in & discuss.  (8:00) Showering with other dudes is cool until (8:22) you get peed on.  (10:40) Quinn's back to talking about his lack of ass..?  (11:52) Mainly he is confused about a hidden word puzzle that predicted a strange future for him.  (15:30) There's no scarier guy in LA than the old surfer.  (17:30) Do you think morticians get stoked when they see someone get injured?  (21:53) A live-read for our brand new sponsors, "advent calendars."

Quinn got a haircut and it is not good!  This sets off a series of stories on unfortunate hair du's including (1:55) Quinn's mom loosely trying out a Zac Efron look- unbeknownst to Quinn.  Also, (3:13) a 5th grade bleaching that almost ruined his relationship with his father.  (5:59) We're back to talking about each other's weight & (8:38) a BRIEF foray back to grocery stores because, of course.  (10:01) @heyyqtpod officially has our first Instagram beef w/ @friday.beers.  Thus, Quinn has proposed starting up  (12:22) @mondaybeerz .  (16:09) Speaking of Instagram- this new update totally stinks.  (20:13) We are not experienced gamers at Heyy QT.  (23:00) Sode #11 is brought to you by the #1 soda, Dr. Pepper. Don't drink & drive; but do drink Dr. Pepper.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING Happy Thanksgiving from Heyy QT! We're celebrating by getting stoned & bringing you a short, special Thanksgiving themed pod.  (1:09) We cover our favorite Black Wednesday traditions.  (1:25) Shout out Club Kickin' It (Kenny's Irish Pub) AND (2:19) friends' garages.  (4:10) Just don't get too loose.  (5:00) We discuss our favorite T-gives dish & (5:35) a disgusting holiday play that Tom starred in.  (8:25) 2020- it's so crazy, but still Heyy QT finds some things to be grateful for which- surprise- (11:20) makes Tom sweaty.  (12:31) Cheers, cuties!

If Quinn & Tom are masters of anything, it is definitely frozen pizza as this sode starts off with a debate of the grocery store GOATs. (1:22) Shocker- Tom is a coupon cutter. (4:38) We have Heyy QT's first live studio guest and it's an alien! Quinn and the alien try to convince Tom that he's not the only living species in the universe. (9:28) A brief foray into prostates & butt play. (13:00) The Denver (full of shit) Airport conspiracy. (15:28) How accurate is alien representation in American folklore? (18:53) Area 51- we don't know what's happening over there, but they're doin somethin! (25:18) Sizzler is a trash restaurant and Quinn helped it go bankrupt. (26:52) Hey Outback Steakhouse of Burbank- you have a beautiful patio...open it up!!

The first Heyy QT sode recorded w/ new (vice) President Kanye West and (1:55) does the White House have to be white? We discuss a possible makeover & a whole lotta poop talk. (7:52) "Mushrooms are delicious." (9:34) But boomers suck. (12:09) Tommy is a bird murderer. (13:45) Johnny Depp is suing his ex-wife over some poop in the bed? Plenty of thoughts on this including (14:32) a relatable anecdote about a mischievous friend, some very loose bowels & a dog. (16:05) What's the worst excuse you've used to get out of something shitty (literally). (19:40) Heyy QT hooks you up with the bathroom codes for two of your local Los Angeles grocery stores. (20:10) Everyone poops their pants. (24:15) Go Doyers- LA is the sports capital of the world. (28:33) Favorite thing in comedy this week. (30:07) An honest ad for a controversial sponsor.

Heyy QT comes in HOT at the top of sode number siete with our co-hosts bragging about getting drunk in public.  (5:20) Tommy pitches Quinn the perfect covid-friendly date idea until (7:57) we learn Tom always makes the girl pay on the first date.  (10:00) Congrats to the Lakers (except Lebron) & Dodgers, so suck it everyone- LA is the sports capital of the world.  (11:23) Tom innocently shouts out the town of Lake Elsinore which (11:42) unleashes an unexpected and very wild airplane story from Quinn about a flight home he had with a horny stranger.  (16:01) Heyy QT- we can't fix stuff and (18:03) we definitely don't have enough tools.  (19:04) How the hell do air conditioners work- like actually?  (24:18) The best ad for the best steakhouse- our sponsors, Outback Steakhouse.

We welcome Tommy back from somehow, yet another vacation.  (2:30) We also welcome back our executive producer, the cricket.  (3:09) Nipples are back in a big way courtesy of Cardi B, but not to worry- Heyy QT does not nipple shame.  (4:28) Quinn's worried that boobs might not be so awesome after seeing them on Instagram all day, every day.  (6:30) Are cell phones even good?  (7:28) Heyy QT discusses their life expectancies.  (8:15) Quinn is clearly scared to go on a date; but should he be? And of course the conversation (10:15) somehow delves back into grocery store talk.  (11:55) Tommy is back on the meat wagon & boy is he excited.  (14:00) Tommy tells us about his birthday plans because that's coming up in 2 months.  (15:26) We learn about Taco Tom's taco tat origin and potential plans for more.  (16:51) Mike Tyson is 53 years and still beating people up.  (18:23) A quick, fun fact about Jimi Hendrix.  (19:40) Quinn wishes he had an afro & Tom loans us a brief review of the movie 'Legally Blonde.'  (21:19) We say literally a few words about Ellen- and that's it.  (21:58) Heyy QT discusses the current state of stand up comedy and it's slow return amidst Covid.  (26:00) Stand up comedy not being back is the newest excuse Quinn is using for his weight gain.  (27:48) A heartfelt shout out to our our wonderful sponsor, Russet potatoes.

To begin, we pour one out (1:04) for our lady RBG (RIP) and fire off on a very enjoyable episode 5.  (2:50) Quinn implements a new societal law & (3:12) our cricket mascot makes a brief appearance.  (5:53) Quinn confidently lets the people know he of course owns a bucket & yes- he scrubs.  (7:02) Quinn again has beef with Tom over Tom's lack of beef consumption.  (9:05) Quinn faked sick to get out of work and shocker- it backfired.  (11:53)  Do microwavable foods give you cancer?  (14:08) Tommy enlightens Quinn about the world of NYC bodegas and finally teaches (16:17) Quinn about the NYC street system.  (18:52) Tommy learns that he is podcasting with a former class president while Quinn learns that he is actually podcasting with a big time loser.  (23:10) An all-time commercial for Goodyear Tires that turns into a fantasy ad for how Quinn loves the smell of gasoline.  (26:27) Tik-Tok gets banned..?  (27:20) What is Tik-Tok?  (32:51) Surprise, surprise- Quinn & Tom are Groupon guys!  (33:49)

The boys zag when everyone around them simply zigs. (1:00) A pretty loosely structured soda pop debate takes off & (1:52) the boys introduce west coasters the Royal Crown soda conglomerate. (2:59) We learn about Quinn's life long battle with (self diagnosed) Loose Wrist Syndrome. (4:55) Quinn explains a new, very dumb plan to get rich. (5:30) Are we just a weight loss podcast? (7:05) The boys get a little x-rated while discussing donuts & milkshakes. (9:04) The loosely structured soda pop debate continues with the introduction of midwestern heavyweight Green River. (11:20) Tommy disrespects cream soda. (14:10) The Heyy QT cricket returns. (15:13) Quinn opens up about his beef with the entire state of Indiana and (17:15) Tommy thinks people who live in Denver are all full of shit, but that's probably because he doesn't know how to ski. (19:08) The Heyy QT podcast grew up right near the literal murderer's row of fast food spots, which probably explains their physiques. (21:56) Quinn has some graphic demands for an authority figure of his youth. (23:12) Quinn asks Tom, "So when's the last time you had milk, ya fuckface?"

The boys start out briefly touching on the return of football because the Bears are extremely back.  (4:02) It's air mattress szn at the pool lodge and Quinn & Tom are share their expert experiences dealing with them.  (6:20) Quinn is struggling to meet new, cool guys.  (9:10) Tommy went on a road trip recently and needless to say, he totally blew it.  (12:02) Tow trucks are not hard to drive so there should be more of them. (14:38) Tommy makes it known that he has a girlfriend (sick). (16:36) Tommy talks about his difficult journey being vegan/vegetarian (same thing) as opposed to Quinn's diet which sounds like it is going great. (18:41) Psych- Quinn might actually be #Gunnin4TwoHunnid. (20:42) We dive into Tommy's 7 (!!) different Instagram handles. (22:00) Tommy cannot get meat off his brain in his troubled vegan mindset. (25:31) Quinn has some parting words for all the QT's out there.

We stepped on the scale and (1:34) it doesn't take long for Tom to make quinn feel bad. (2:26) Quinn & Tom discuss their current weight & what each man's goal weight is. (5:50) Keto is bullshit.  (8:05) Quinn harrassed a DJ on Instagram & (8:50) we're pretty sure Tommy has never listened to rap music.  Finally, (11:29) the  penalty for losing the weight loss challenge is presented via Billy the producer. (14:55) Our heroes are dicks and we're glad they didn't have Twitter. (16:40)  Quinn & Tommy attempt to tell the listeners how they know one another, but end up going off on ageism, the top 5 people they don't like, and how Quinn can definitely beat up Spiderman. (20:20) Quinn actually succeeds in telling the story of how he and Tommy met. (21:49) Stories from the caddy yard. (25:15) How Quinn made it out to LA. (28:58) Tommy is too tall for normal life & Quinn shames him for it. (31:30) Ad read for our brand new sponsor, Leesa Mattress.

Episode 1: Quinn & Tommy are back..?  After a short 3 year hiatus, the guys begin by discussing their place in the LA comedy scene while also (2:44) giving you a background on how the Heyy QT Pod was birthed. (9:55) Tommy gets into his one-of-a-kind Costco Triple Play. (11:32) Quinn took the #quarantinefifteen to heart, but it's OK because fat guys are funnier than skinny guys and (14:30) nobody really knows what a fruit is.  (15:53) The boys plot out a month-long weight loss challenge vs each other. (22:44) Tommy tells us how he was the 1st ever person to be cancelled 10 years ago.  (26:23) The guys incriminate themselves speaking about fake ID's.  (29:22) Heyy QT does our first ad read and speaks glowingly about a local liquor store. (29:52) We shoutout our other sponsor Icehouse, the beer for thick Americans.