Hokey Religion: The Star Wars Podcast

The drought continues. Quick, is there anything left to talk about?! Oh, wait...Mandalorian books, Star Wars tabloids, and Ron Jon!

Join us as we try and figure out what Star Wars things have or haven't been canceled or pushed. Star Wars Squadrons, Jedi Temple Challenge, Celebration, High Republic, and more.

Welcome to another pandemic episode, where very little Star Wars is happening in the world. Let's talk about Boba Fett in The Mandalorian, the final Clone Wars season, and respect for Dave Filoni.

We're back from hiding! But also still hiding, because of quarantine and viral loads wafting about any living being. Let's see if we remember how to do this, I am willing to bet we don't.

Bob "Bob-timus Prime" Iger steps down as Disney's CEO, let's hope our step-Bob loves us just as much. Also, Project Luminousis exactly what we wanted! These, and other things, on today's episode!

This episode we talk Project Luminous and Star Wars feeling familiar. It doesn't sound like a lot, but you know how we tend to be.

Today let's dive into the rumor of George Lucas returning, Project Luminous, upcoming Star Wars stories, and shoehorns.

So many behind-the-scenes rumors/leaks keep coming out regarding The Rise of Skywalker and Tyler is done. In other news, we spent a whole day on Batuu and it was glorious.

I hope you've seen The Rise of Skywalker by now because we have, multiple times. Let's talk about the last film in the Skywalker Saga!

The Rise of Skywalker is almost here! Let's talk about final thoughts, theories, hopes, and dreams. More importantly, let's figure out what the Ewok space program looks like.

Disney+ is out, which means The Mandalorian is out, and it was good. Let's talk about the first episode and much more, all on today's episode.

The Rise of Skywalker final trailer hit, our brains melted, our hearts gave out, we went through strenuous medical procedures, extensive physical therapy, and now we're ready to talk about it.

New York City Comic Con took place and many new exciting books were announced. In other news, Bob Iger spoke in his new book about George Lucas' involvement in Disney's Star Wars. All this and more on Episode 103!

Tyler went to Batuu (Disney's Galaxy's Edge), come listen to just how magical it was. Also, have you looked into The Rise of Skywalker rumors? Some are FANTASTIC, the others are really REALLY dumb.

D23 gave us more than we could have hoped for. A Mandolorian trailer, an Episode IX "special look", and more. So much to think about!

Could there really be an Imperial remnant fleet awaiting instructions from The Emperor? Can Wookiee's really rely on Flappy Tech? All this and more on the monumental episode 100!

This episode of Hokey Religion features Sith Troopers, Admiral Ar’alani, a VERY large McDonald's, and more!

Today we talk about Alphabet Squadron, Thrawn, and what the future in-universe political landscape could possibly look like for Star Wars.

Join us for today's episode where we implore you to consider that there is so much more to talk about that Rey's parents, cooler threads to pull at, and possible sinister connotations. Also, we invent a physical audiobook, so that's something.

Joins us as we discuss the important news from the Vanity Fair Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker issue, specific details about how a "Backwards Man" functions, and some new tidbits on Galaxy's Edge.

Three more Star Wars films on the release schedule? You bet! Bad guys seducing young adults to the Dark Side? Definitely! Too many Star Wars books to read? Absolutely! 

Let's look back at the time Emperor Palpatine resurrected in the old Expanded Universe, bad prophecy rhyming and all.

Star Wars Celebration 2019 has given us so much to talk about. The Mandalorian, Galaxy's Edge, Jedi: Fallen Order, and Episode IX! Join us for an extra long episode as we pour out all of or emotions.

Celebration is jam-packed with amazing guests. What's the First Order's actual plan? What will we get for Episode IX at Celebration? All this and many other noises on today's episode!

So much Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge news was released in the past couple of weeks and we can barely contain our excitement.

Tune in for discussions about upcoming films from the Game of Thrones duo, rumors for The Mandalorian, Anthony Daniel's stroking out on twitter, and more. The more is mainly that we REALLY JUST WAST STAR WARS CHEERS.

If R5-D4 is in The Mandalorian what might that mean? Does EA know how to make video games? After we tackle these questions we get into pretty heavy Episode IX plot rumors that have us both excited.

It's 2019 and we're still here!  There's more Galaxy's Edge rumors, upcoming novels, our hopes and dreams for Episode IX, and other things I forget at this moment. All that and possibly something else in our first episode of the year!

Another holiday, another episode! Let's talk about cast announcements for The Mandalorian, Solo's award submission flub, and more.

Listen to this episode and save the galaxy! Quick, they're coming! Star Wars theme park rides, new books, and the impending news of Episode IX. Join us for all this and the creation of the worlds best new theme park attraction.

All aboard the S.S. Sin, destination: debauchery. Michael finished Last Shot and is working through Thrawn: Alliances, it's a miracle! We also discuss the Galaxy's Edge news out of D23, Disney's own expo. 

Disney has announced another live action Star Wars TV show, Resistance is going strong, and Palpatine doesn't need to return. All that and an unnecessary amount of other things on today's episode!

This episode we talk about Star Wars Resistance and the Star Wars fandom in general. Sometimes things are made without your specific wants in mind and that's OK. Move on, find a thing you do like, it's fine not to like something, but you don't have to keep complaining about what you don't like. The Star Wars fandom has become toxic with a self-absorbed ownership. Enjoy what you enjoy, don't bring everyone else down with your hate.  

Thrawn Alliances read to completion, A Star Wars writer fired, The Mandalorian Directors, Episode IX rumors, secret uncles, and more!

We noticed that 50 episodes ago we were discussing how excited a pair of directors were to be making a Solo film. Whoopsiedoodles! In this eighty first episode we get into the new Resistance trailer, the Favreau show beginning filming, Kathleen sticking around, and more!

Time to talk books, sabotage, hobo trains, and Episode IX.

It's an episode! We got Episode IX casting news, we got Galaxy's Edge ride changes, we got a cabin full of grandmothers. What else could you want?

BREAKING NEWS! Star Wars actors are shooting Star Wars scenes as Star Wars characters in a facility booked for Star Wars film production for the upcoming Star Wars film, obviously this means Keri Russell is Rey's mom. After all that BS, we get into real talks about The Force and what it means for Kylo and Rey's "connection".

The Episode IX cast has been revealed, with many surprises! On top of that Thrawn: Alliances is out, the Resistance TV series has a possible air date, and more.

San Diego Comic-Con happened over the weekend. Join us as we recap the Star Wars announcements that tickled our brain holes.

Join us for an unintentional discussion of Episode IX, what headspace Kylo may be in, the state of The First Order, a return to familiarity, and a whore named Syphilis.

An episode of rumors and wishes regarding character returns in IX, as well as the possible end of "A Star Wars Story" films.

Some of us have seen Solo multiple times while others of us have not. Hear what we missed on the first viewing and why we still love this movie. We also talk about trash people using Star Wars as a platform for their hate, more announcements for Disney's Star Wars Galaxy's Edge, and a new video game announcement with very sparse details.

We saw Solo and it didn't suck! Tune in for spoiler free talk up front, including Boba Fett film talk and more. After that stick around for full on Solo spoilers and discussion.

As we prepare to see Solo in a couple weeks we share our closing thoughts and expectations, followed by a conversation on what is happening in Marvel's Vader series.

On This weeks episode we discuss Alden Ehrenreich being signed on for 3 films, a new animated Star Wars show by Dave Filoni, and more new of what's to come at Disney's Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge.

Ewoks are back and Michael is not enthused. Poor guy has no heart. In addition to Ewoks the guys talk new Star Wars characters and their names, the Solo premiere, the ongoing battle for Rey's origins, and more!

On this episode we discuss the Solo film with as much positivity as we have up to this point. Also check out new information of the Millennium Falcon ride coming to Disney's Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge and a new excerpt from Thrawn: Alliances.

The digital release of The Last Jedi is out now with an amazing list of special features and fantastic documentary. Join as as we discuss our final thoughts on The Last Jedi and more!

On this episode we discuss the Deus Ex Machina that Star Wars Rebels introduced, The Last Jedi: Expanded Edition novel's Snoke additions, and the Millennium Falcon's secret attack bed.

Join us for Solo character talk, more information on why the original Solo directors were let go, and discussion on even more Star Wars movies being announced.