It’s Not Polite to Ask with Albert Destrade

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Albert Destrade, Survivor: South Pacific loser, former college baseball washout and dating coach, brings his lifestyle and dating expertise (or lack thereof) to the forefront through fun, light-hearted conversations with friends every week. If you enjoy o

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    • Oct 26, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 29m AVG DURATION
    • 26 EPISODES


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    Ep 26 Therapy & The (e)X-Files

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2023 27:44


    Branden & Albert return for this long awaited episode and discuss breakups and move outs, plus they share a light-hearted glimpse into therapy, regale us with a funny pickup at a traffic light and ponder if there really is extraterrestrial life or if that new guy is just a real space cadet.

    Ep 25 Seated Pees & Puzzles

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 22:36


    Branden & Albert share their musings on Miami culture, debate some hilariously odd bathroom practices and regale us with their take on the flaws in the gentlemen's club business model. You won't want to miss this one.

    Ep 24 Street Walkers & Pathological Liars

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 22:18


    Branden & Albert make their long awaited return.  They offer their impish lighthearted takes on recent social issues. They share an encounter with a relic of the world's oldest profession, discuss the nuance of pathological liars and share laughs over their joint (mis)education.

    Ep 23 Best Friends & Bro Code

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 21:25


    Branden & Albert breakdown a FaceTime debacle, examine varying degrees of bro code, debate an awkward encounter with an old friend at a new job, and offer a unique opportunity to the listeners.

    Ep 22 Safety Sweaters & Pee Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 22:53


    Branden & Albert revisit how growing up smaller and less cool shaped them, share their childhood Valentine's Day romantic shortcomings and have some laughs over a couple hysterically embarrassing stories.

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    Ep 21 Self Sabotage & Drunk Dialing

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 24:41


    Branden & Albert debate how crazy is it to talk to yourself out loud, delve into the Pandora's box that is drunk dialing, discuss the differences in how agreeable each of them is and revel in the joy of saying no to people.

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    Ep 20 Sneak A Peak & Fake Fights

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 30:27


    Branden & Albert discuss phone privacy etiquette, ponder whether men ever stop checking out women, discover Albert's wing privileges weren't quite what they seemed and recall a hysterical charade the two deployed in a love triangle.

    Ep 19 Jamie Brooke: How to Make Online Dating Suck Less (Part II)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 26:58


    Branden & Albert return Jamie Brooke to the program with stellar pro tips and lots of laughs in this part II.  The gang build on their momentum from the first part and deliver a fun, insightful discussion about today's online dating scene.

    Ep 18 Jamie Brooke: How to Make Online Dating Suck Less (Part I)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 36:43


    Branden & Albert are joined by the talented Jamie Brooke of Modern Flirting. In this first of a two part episode, Jamie dishes some great insight on dating apps and shares why she's never had a bad date.

    Ep 17 Messy Lovers & Resolutions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 29:22


    Branden & Albert celebrate the show's one year anniversary, discuss gift giving dilemmas, debate whether messy girls are better in bed and offer a new look at New Year's Resolutions.

    Ep 16 Double Life & Sugar Daddies

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2021 27:14


    Branden & Albert discuss dating an ex, opine on a couple internet dilemmas, breakdown modern sugar baby/sugar daddy culture and talk adult fights.

    Ep 15 Situationships & Office Romance

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 22:12


    Branden & Albert discuss whether you can stay friends with the ex, break down key signs that you might be in a situationship and debate workplace romances, the good and the bad.

    Ep 14 (Un)happily Ever After Part II. Terms & Conditions.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 26:26


    Branden & Albert deliver a sequel to the popular (Un)happily Ever After Part I. We breakdown the pros and cons of divorce, how big to go with a wedding, the gender wage gap and who gets the engagement ring if things go awry.

    Ep 13 (Un)happily Ever After & Manscaping

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 20:20


    Branden & Albert discuss music in the bedroom, breakdown marriage and society's struggles within and share Albert's adventure at the hair wax salon.

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    Ep 12 Mercury Retrograde & Pants Beers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 22:11


    Branden and Albert discuss dating from different financial standpoints, debate if Mercury in retrograde is real, and share stories of going out to meet girls when they were flat broke.

    Ep 11 Tribal Theory with Corinne Kaplan & Peih-Gee Law

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 70:58


    Albert discusses the female perspective of dating during and after the pandemic with fellow Survivor alums Corinne Kaplan & Peih-Gee Law. The ladies share some great insight & hilarious mishaps from their dating lives, including splitting the check, drag racing & shorties up in their business. 

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    Ep 10 Hookup Culture & Dry Erase Dating

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 31:42


    Branden & Albert discuss a recent date gone wrong, give an update on project "We Are International Businessmen" & accidentally stumble upon a genius way to meet people at gyms & airports.

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    Ep 9 Red Flags & Phyllis from Philadelphia

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 24:36


    Branden and Albert discuss how soon is too soon to start using certain terms of endearment, breakdown a strange confession that Branden's soon to be date shared with him and turn the power over to you the listeners, as we embark on project: "We Are International Businessmen."  

    Ep 8 Modern Dating with Jared “Psych” Laurence

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 41:08


    Branden and Albert discuss the landscape of digital dating with special guest Jared Psych Laurence of Modern Flirting. Jared dishes some great advice for dating in today's digital age.

    Ep 7 Thirst Traps & Ask Me a Question

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 31:18


    Branden and Albert discuss the pluses and pitfalls of thirst traps, my favorite interracial couples and exactly how big of an internet following makes you a bad person.

    Ep 6 Espresso Martinis & Dick Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 29:44


    Branden and Albert discuss a wild Vegas encounter, a public restroom dilemma and what is really catching that special ladies eye.

    Ep 5 Survivor Fails/Bust Your Friend's Chops

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 29:33


    Branden and Albert discuss Albert sucking on Survivor, show differences between male and female friendships and teach lessons on the value of busting your friend's chops.

    Ep4 Coochie Magnet/Butterflies/The Scale

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 34:48


    Branden and Albert discuss a funny phone call with mom, breakdown a new way to evaluate your relationships and help an emailer with a dilemma.

    Ep3 Holidayting/Open Relationships/Whatcha into

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 31:04


    Branden and Albert discuss dating around the holidays, open relationships and how to talk to your lady about what you're into.

    Ep2 Fast Food/Figurines

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 30:02


    On the second episode of INPTA, Branden and I argue over restaurant chicken etiquette, judgmental mom's and who's worse with technology.

    Ep1 My Ball or Hers/Digital Traveler

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 29:05


    The pilot episode of the podcast we have guest Branden Shaw @stagsurfin join the show. We discuss creepy housekeepers, custody of baseball memorabilia, the dating app scene on travel mode and his insane Ubereats habits.

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