Life Is Messy

Sorry tiny trucks ... nobody likes you! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Uh-oh! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

At one time it was on your bucket list, but now it's been removed --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Straight from the demented mind of Monica Brooks --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's creepy when people do certain things in silence --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Did you wrong someone in the past? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

He said he didn't want kids, but now he's changed his mind. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Was there a house in your neighborhood that was the "go-to" house? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

There really is no worse name to have than Karen --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Zack and his Alexa are at war. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Monica confesses that she has a "friend" ... who's actually the body of a dead spider --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Monica's middle name is JERKFACE!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Do you have anything weird you do in the bathroom? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Reliving your past fashion mistakes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Antoine is sick and tired of your landline!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Some common phrases are simply dumb and untrue --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Some injuries are just stupid and disrespectful --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Should she forgive her boyfriend and take him back? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's not a NEED, but it's definitely a WANT --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Are there times you think "I'm too old for this?" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Stupid Funyuns! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Zack pretends to "forget" stuff at the store he doesn't want to buy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

You had romantic plans. They failed. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

So ... what is she doing in the window to get her neighbor's attention? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Monica continues to mock her husband and his "scrolls" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Zack is in a silent battle with a coworker. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Sometimes when you're bored, you'll get good and desperate --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Monica needs new hobbies --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The way Monica eats ice cream is pure evil --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Zack admits to re-wearing his socks before washing them --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Those times you feel like a complete idiot. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Looking back on the worst haircut. EVER!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What's something you BEGGED for as a kid? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Back when there were no sports going on during COVID, we started making up our own --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Antoine admits he hates math and explains why --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Monica believes her phone is conspiring against her --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ever do stuff just to make yourself feel smart? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We explore random stats about ourselves --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

COVID flashback where she's been in quarantine and hasn't been dying her hair. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Antoine confesses his love of the TV show "Once Upon a Time" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Monica told her son to eat "butt crumbs." What are butt crumbs? We're not sure you wanna know. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

They may be unpopular opinions, but they're still opinions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Who sneakin' snacks? You sneakin' snacks? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Did you have a scam that you used to run back in the day for free stuff? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Zack confesses that he caught himself admiring himself --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Dylan loves him some protein powder! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Have you ever "broken up" with a TV show? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

He wants to go bald. Is he "allowed" to do it? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The "Bedford Biter" comes forward and tells her side of the story of Monica's childhood playground controversy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Monica admits she threw out her son's toy turd because she hates it --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Whether fairly or unfairly, do you have names you judge? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app