Losing Lives

*Pulled from “Who’s Next?” Podcast* The last stinker in this trilogy, we finish with Uwe Boll movies for a while with this one. Strange sex scenes for no reason and Nazis! Everything a vampire needs!

***This episode was cut from “Who’s Next?” Podcast*** The second in a terrible trilogy, vampires are now cowboys in a vampire western that nobody asked for!

***This episode was cut from “Who’s Next?” Podcast*** One of the worst movies Uwe Boll has done, possibly, we cover the vampire nonsense of Bloodrayne!

Sorry for being late with this feed but I’ll try to keep on track! The sequel to Dead Rising: Watchtower, join us for the real Endgame.

This is cut from a previous episode of “Who’s Next?” Podcast, we get into the Dead Rising movie! Not as bad as it may sound, we break down government conspiracy and zombie killing!

Special guest Jessie from Nerds joins me to talk Tekken!

This episode came out on “Who’s Next?” Podcast, but I cut the Losing Lives portion and put it here! If you missed it, check it out now while we do the booty boogie!

Better late than never, I had some personal emergencies and was late getting this episode out, my apologies. Seth, Ryan, and new guest Dallas discuss the stoner comedy from Adam Sandler’s production company, Grandma’s Boy. We get into Adam Sandler, stoner comedies, and all the crazy things that happen in this movie!

There were many journeys that began leading up to this recording, None as terrible as this pointless movie, that has no reason to exist but to be on this podcast. At least it was only 40 minutes.

We went to theaters to support Deadpool playing Pikachu! Some audience members were amazed by the twist, and someone at this showing for Seth, brought his son to tears! Join us as we discuss Detective Pikachu

Dipping our toe into the Halo universe! The famous FPS had a world building, straight to DVD movie come out in 2010, and we Netflixed that thing! Clones, prototype weapons, and crazy mama’s abound in our episode of Halo Legends!

Keeping with our Devil May Cry obsession, we dive into the anime, which makes a detour from what makes the games so good. Slow down with this anime, and explore detective Dante! Also, this anime is really connected to DMC 5!

From the guys that brought you the Crank films, comes a look into the disturbing world of videogames made real. With action pack scenes, weak plot, and a Dexter dance number, this movie has everything a Losing Lives movie needs.

Back for round two in the hopes of gaining some lives back. Spoiler alert, we do gain lives as this is another amazing entry into the series. We break do season down, try to figure out how to become Dracula, and get into the very vocal producer of this series!

Back at it with special guest Renee! Thanks again for joining us and turning us onto this fan made Street Fighter film. Finally a Street Fighter story that focuses on Ryu and Ken! Join us as we break down the story of Ryu, Ken, and Akuma!

The sequel to the movie we love, Street Fighter: The Animated Series picks up where Street Fighter The Movie ended. Guile, “disgraced” from the military starts a secret anti terrorist group called the Street Fighters! Things get bonkers from here! A special guest joins us as we lose our lives!

Finally at the end of our journey, we can happily say we are done with Resident Evil movies! This movie undoes everything the movie series tried to build, and someone died to make it. Join us on this rough ride through the final chapter!

It’s all down hill from here. The clone saga of Resident Evil movies begins, so don’t let the trailer fool you. This is not some psychological thriller where you don’t know reality in this world. Reality is painstakingly clear in this movie, only diluted by clones.

Triple threat with special guest Jerome Paul from 86 Printing! We get in deep on Netflix’s new interactive film Bandersnatch from the Black Mirror crew! Then Jerome gives us a spoiler free review of the new Dragon Ball film, and Seth dissects the insanity of Baki!

Back at it for the fourth time and we enter a 3D realm! This movie takes a large hit of cocaine and starts off with a bad CGI bang, then winds us down in a prison where we meet Chris! And also Wesker beat-downs.

Lucky you, we changed up things and gave a back to back on some Resident Evil goodness! Extinction takes the movies in a direction the complete opposite of the games. The world is overrun by zombies, and Umbrella still has its regular business meetings. Alice’s psychic abilities start to take form in the craziest ways and we get Tyrant! Join us on the third installment of Resident Evil!

Back at it again with the second installment is the Resident Evil series! Ryan is joining us again as witness the fart that is the STARS unit in this movie, Alice and Nemesis fist fight, and our first look at Jill! Stay with us as we cover the whole franchise!

It begins!!! The movies series that doesn’t stop giving, we begin going down the rabbit hole of the Resident Evil movies. To help us kick this off is special guest from Nerds The Podcast, Aaron!

Mike from the Longbox Guys joins in on breaking down Scott Pilgram vs the World! Would you date Knives or Ramona? How did Scott see Ramona in his dreams? We answer these and more in this episode! Also, stay to the end as Mike shares a story from his wrestling days!

How does a man with a Doctorate in literature male 33 movies, and most of them are shit? Also, how good of a boxer is he? We ponder these questions as we tackle the next Uwe Boll movie that takes our lives!

First person glory with the Russians on this episode! We get into the only movie that will give you motion sickness while watching, or a boner from all the in your face action!

90's cartoons oh how I love you so!!! We go back to the show based off the popular Sega Genesis/SNES title of the same name. We discuss the differences of cartoons now and back then, some of our favorite episodes from the show, and the game it's from!  

Is it smart humor or coincidence? We try to get to the bottom of this dark wacky comedy from gaming's favorite movie maker, Uwe Boll!

Patrick finally has a movie that he played the game of! We rejoice for joy with him as we watch this movie that had potential, but fell a little flat. This was a shame as the people involved in making this movie seemed to have genuine love for the game it came from!

We decide to look back at Sega's major investment of Surf Ninjas! We discuss the game first, and have some of the game played for us by YouTube. Then we dig into the darkness of 15 year old girls hitting on grown men, Rob Schneider's dungeon where he keeps girls that are not attracted to him, and magic game gears.

Want to know how to pick up women? John Smith knows! Want character development in your movie? It's all here in a new episode of Losing Lives with special guest John Campbell from Panel On Panels!

We are invaded by robot Ryan this episode (sorry for some audio trouble) and dig into the Pretty Woman/G.I. Joe crossover, Hitman! At the end of the episode around the hour seventeen mark, we switch gears and talk a little E3.

Mixed feelings among everyone watching the first Pokemon movie from the 90's! Joining us is my friends from Blerds R Us. We talk about the Pokemon craze of the 90's, our time with the video game, and remember the excitement of the first movie hitting theaters. When your done listening to this, check out Blerds R Us podcast for more podcasting goodness!

Finally the follow up to our Tomb Raider episode a few weeks back! We had to build up a few lives with the new video game movies that were recently released, but we are now losing them again. We have a guest with us, Nana Pratt, from Blerds R Us Podcast! The only thing to say on this movie is SHARK PUNCH!!!

The Rock is at it again and we got front row seats to the mayhem! Posh ass white people eating pop tarts in napkins, the Rock now loving gorillas more than pretty blondes, and Negan. Yep Negan found his way here and became a cowboy. We break down this movie and show how savage is Sammy Savage!

Spoilers fill this podcast as we went to see Ready Player One in theaters!!! A movie that plays like a video game, the main characters are on a quest for three keys for an actual easter egg on Easter. Also, a lot of character cameos from movies and games throughout pop culture. Let us know who you saw!!!

All the guys in "Who's Next?" Gaming Entertainment went out in support of the new video game movie in theaters, Tomb Raider!!! We break down this movie scene by scene, so spoilers!!! Also if you didn't plan on watching it but would like a run down of the story, this is the podcast for you. We do start with Star Wars talk but... shouldn't every podcast do that?

Boobs increased by 150%? Check! Really super cool slow motion walking scenes? Check! Gun fights and short shorts? Check! This movie has it all and left us a few lives to spare!

There are a few movies based off video games on the horizon coming our way, so we chat a bit about them. A change of pace, but we are always trying new things!

We tried a different approach to suicide this episode. Ryan and Seth solo this movie and watch the whole thing on the podcast. Over the audio, Ryan and Seth make comments about the lives they lose!

Shhh! The hill is silent as Ryan solo's the break down of the game franchise and movie! A clunky start to an extra life, we do this podcast for England James!!!

WOH ARGHHG ARRGRH (Wookie Talk)

I believe in pain. That is why this podcast exist. It makes me feel good and a bulge in my pants forms. Join us and my bulge as we get into the video game adaption with more connections than a Marvel movie. Many thanks to Keith from Nerd Porn for joining us!!! ***Audio has some minor issues at different parts of the episode. I tried to minimize the issue as much as possible. Hope you enjoy!!!

A dark story of a video game genius dealing with the death of his sister and the budding romance between a father and his son, The Wizard took us to some weird places. Also, did E-Sports exist in 1989? Join us as we lose lives watching the movie that rolled out Super Mario Bros. 3!

Finally a movie that doesn't have Uwe Boll's stink on it! Assassin's Creed had the potential to be great, but cost us dome lives in the end. Great fight scenes with characters we didn't care about, and what the hell is up with the Animus claw? Join us as we get into this masterpiece (compared to Alone in the Dark that is)!

Can it get worse than Alone in the Dark??? Yep! It happens when you make a sequel to one of the worst movies ever. Ghost witch of Booze N Skank terrorizes all of us with a movie that left us scratching our heads trying to make sense of the plot. Oh, and has anyone found that dagger yet?

Another 5 lives down for this movie. I don't know where to begin or how to end on a movie that made no sense. We try our best... I promise we try our best.

The follow up that turned us flaccid from our humpty bumpty first episode, House of the Dead II killed us! It actually picked up where the first movie left off and we don't know why. Also a character that we thought for sure died came back. If your legs get cut off by a zombie with an ax and you are left in a house that explodes, should you still be alive? Regardless, join us for another episode of Losing Lives!

Titties, beer, and a Matrix fight scene with zombies! Who says Uwe Boll doesn't know how to make American movies? At the cost of a few lives, we dive deep on this movie. Two words to sum this movie up beautifully. Humpty bumpty! Enjoy!

Witch hunts and christian churches as government entities, Castlevania halted our current losing lives streak as we watched this show that should have been a movie. Join us as we break down church and religion, this show, and share some true historic stories that relate to this show. Also great job making vampires cool again Castlevania!

Are their people asking for this movie? If so, this is probably not the movie they wanted. The movie they want is the other one based on the same name where women sword fight with swords in their tits! This movie took some lives from us all with a terrible plot, a dark, serious tone, and a lot of screaming. (Not the fun kind of screaming like you'd think)