Miami Advices

Pay back! 

You tell us if there's something to fix while we cover "The Fix"!

We try to un twist this one.  Float along with us.  

At long last we are long lasting so don't call us minute men......we are back!!!!  We discuss this contentious episode and we talk sex work, proper office furniture etiquette, car racing pits and so much more.  Float along with us for ever...and ever....and ever....

We didn't forget we just got busy!  We're back and better than never.  Sail on with us while we cover "Little Miss Dangerous".  

We asked, you answered;....and then we answered again?  Not sure how that works but thats how it went down.  Thanks to all that sent in questions and always thankfull to anyone listening.  Enjoy!  

You've got a one way ticket to a perpetual circle of brilliance.  Also, we cover the Miami Vice Episode "One Way Ticket".  If you think you've heard it all, you haven't {John} Heard this yet.......

We really dig into the hard hitting questions on this one: How thick should a bouquet be, is it mike and the mechanics or Mike + the Mechanics, and the limit of swallowing not just cocaine but all things......and more!  float on with us!

We have so much to disagree about on this one.  Listen for the Miami Advices but look out for the sweaty Nugent.  Tune in to hear what its's all about.  

Your ear doctor does not approve of the length of this episode but we appreciate you putting it in  your ear anyway.  Thank you for letting us phil your collins.  Legend has it we're still recording this episode........

Hey ear holes thanks for staying open and floating on with us!  It's that time where we rank the first ten episode of season two.  Hope youre dismanteling and then reassembling something because this is a long one.  We also rank top five villains, top five music and we come to the table with our own mysterious top five.  It gets pretty heated.  Will we remain as a unit aftre this?  Tune in to find out.  

Ever wonder what happens when you combine The Doors, G. Gordon Liddy, and Miami Vice?!  Well, spread your [ears] and let us come inside........cause' ; tonights the night( Rod Stewart reference is random and has nothing to do with this episode).  

This train has never been on the tracks and just cant be contained.  This is definitely one for the fans(We read some emails).  Ya ,Ya, we know; we ommitted/combined two scenes.  Float on with us because this love boat has no destination.  Enjoy!

Hopefully you're still working on that ole' yankee wooden furniture with antique tools and need something to listen to because this is a long one.  As usual we go in hard and deep on this one.  It was tough, this was a good one; but we each had our things to squabble about.  We discuss Japanese swords and swordsmanship,  the plausibility of an amphibious police officer, and my ability to fight wild animals (specifically coyotes), among so many other things.   Aimlessly float on with us.

We got stuck on a reef off Haiti for this recording but that's ok because we've got some voodoo issue to discuss (due to some missing details in the televised episode).   Naturally that leads to a discussion about author Elmore Leonard, dwarf actors, pro wrestling and so much more while we break this down.  This is the perfect episode if you're building pioneer furniture with antique tools and need something to make the time pass.  Stick around until the end for me trying to save this episode.  Float along and enjoy.   

Climb aboard and let us deal with this monkey!  You know what thats all about!  Dig it baby!

This episode is brought to you by James Remars sweat and six shots of intoxicating scotch.  Join us for another adventure!

Keep on sailing with us while we discuss this side story we didn't see coming.  We drive deep with this one and somehow connect it to "The Monkees".........

We get out there with tins one.  We discuss Macho Man Randy Savage, Christopher Walken in "At Close Range", Shawny Blancos post brain surgery antics; and at some point we cover this wonderful episode of "Miami Vice"!

We go from Santeria to stratomatic Baseball, a little WWE wrestling and even more on this one.  Join us for this episode and our digressions....oh yeah, and we even talk about the the show.

If you don't know(go back and listen to our last episode); now you know!  Our boys are still in New York and we still have something to say about it.....or many things to say about it and other topics......

We're not stopping!  We keep exploring and stretching boundaries with this thing.  The person who claims he is my brother joins us again and as usual J-Bizz ,chief of the Peanut Gallery, is propelling us forward.  Float on with us!  

I'd  say we went off the rails but this train doesn't even belong on the tracks!  We cover our top ten favorite episodes as well as favorite use of music from the season and then drop our own surprise top five on each other .  I hope you have as much fun listening as we did recording.  

We've done it. We made it through the season. As usual we go all over the place and nowhere at all. We talk inappropriate firearm choices, go deep into early ska and reggae, proper sheltering of a mob boss/informant to be(and some how relate it to landscaping/tropical gardening skills), and of course so much more.

We tried and tried and tried again and finally were able to make this episode happen. Behold the controversy, behold the underwhelmingness, be bewildred by the technology......Tune in and toke out to this episode!!!!

Sonny is as smitten as a kitten in this episode. What happens when a hard edged detective falls in love (lust)? You're about to find out! Join us as we talk about smoking in a swimming pool, circling in a pool on floatation devices while gazing longly into someones eyes you've known for presumably one week and also the appropriate time to wipe blood off your face if you've been beaten with a metal pipe. And so much more!

We're back with new and improved techno-ology! We're back to finish what we started(this part of the previous episode got eaten by sea monsters). Hop back on the Sloop Don J. and continue our aimless journey!

Attention! We had a major technical difficulty and the second part of this episode was lost. We have rectified the situation and our hearts will go on. But stick with this episode for some David Patrick Kelly, in the best form he is always in, Castillos soul tearing stare, and a multitude of other digressions. See you soon.

The magic just keeps on coming. Thanks for listening!

I this even a Maim Vice Episode? Hop on the sloop Don J as we sink our scurvy ridden teeth into this thing!

We are so glad to be back topside together on the Sloop Don J! In this episode we compare a few characters to ourselves, we are graced by PMTs vocal stylings, we presume we know more about swat operations than actual swat people, and we are confounded as to why this episode is called "The Maze". And as usual....so much more. Hop on board; the fare is free.

Keep that boat a floating'.......

We're back and so is our sound! J-Bizz is back on the deck and we cover an episode that goes all over the place. We talk proper watch fit, sweet portable cassette player set ups, and so much more. Also I reveal that I misheard a line in this and it altered the course of my first re-watch. Jump aboard the Sloop Don J. and enjoy the ride!

......more of the smugglers blues (More like the strugglers blues)........! Thanks for listening!

Oh what can I say?! We got our audio issues figured out this time. J-Bizz is still doing his part at the bottom of the ocean and I'm holding it down on the surface. We go from Bootsy Collins to scooby doo on this one and describe the fire arms in-between. Come aboard and dig baby!.....

Headphones are a must on this one as we figure out the audio for our anti-social distancing. I'm keeping J-bizz at an aquatically fatal distance. We discuss our favorite side characters(non recurring) thus far. Will "Mary Mac" make the grade? Is Burt young ever young? Do I guess J-Bizz' number one choice!? Tune in to your podcast radio to find out!

Miami Vice? More like Miami Virus! Don't mind the audio on this one. We're just trying to anti-social distance and figure out the technology. Anyway, we break down and compare and contrast what has been our favorite music thus far.

......Sorry for the delay of this release. I dropped the third part off the side of the boat and we had to re-record. Tune in for this last third where J-bizz and I go deep, so deep we put the internet to sleep. Also we right a serious research error. Hop on the Sloop Don J. and give a listen.

AAAHHH! We at it again! We've got Castillo in a speedo! Joan Chen looking younger than she ever been. We preach club etiquette and ruminate on how close you can be with your recently remarried wife who you thought was blown up in a terrible grenade assassination. And.....as always.....soooo much more!

You didn't know you wanted it.

This might be our favorite episode thus far! Sex workers, Hotel Bank Heists, Thai fist fight showdowns! Need I say more? Hop on the boat and listen in.

Like the Floaters we Float on with this one. Keep going.....

Boy do we take a journey with this one. We get into cocaine manufacturing, Santeria gods, and so much more....I might even have been detained by authorities by the time this comes out! Hop on the boat with us and give a listen!

SO, here we go with the fantasy draft. Recasting Miami Vice in 1984. Jonny bizniz and my brother join me. Will Dom Delouise be Tubbs? Will Rip Taylor be Sonny? You'll have to listen to find out!

........Shift it into 9th gear and keep going......

This one is so family friendly. We've got Mary Mac' providing motherly love, we discuss the difference between a meth high and a heroine high and we touch on a dog being a character witness. Also we weigh in on how we feel about Tubbs' sympathy for the "uptown junky". Shift it into 8th gear and cruise along.........

I know you've been waiting. Heres your resolve!

This train keeps on rolling........

J-Biz is back with me and we break down the relation between what Crocket is doing and how it relates to what Gina has to do. We de-rail here and there but this train runs heavy and deep as usual.

The first one was free and so was this one. That's the difference between me and your neighborhood dealer......