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Steamy Stories Podcast
Megan At the Sex Shop: Part 4

Steamy Stories Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2025


 Megan At the Sex Shop: Part 4 Megan's Field Trip.Based on posts by p Sullivan 2 22 22, in 4 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.Megan was in the car with her professor. For the moment, the professor was ignoring her, focusing on getting the car out of the tight parking spot.Megan's naked ass was directly on the leather seat. She could feel the leather sticking to her sweaty skin.Megan looked down; the slutty schoolgirl skirt was around her waist, and with her legs straight, her slit was visible. The professor was still very focused on the road; ignoring her. She desperately wanted to touch herself. Just to run her finger along her outer lips. The last hour was so wild. Her entire class saw her naked. She was embarrassed and humiliated, and extremely turned on.Trying not to draw any attention to herself, Megan casually moved her arms to her legs, moving her fingers to her inner thighs. The professor was still fully focused on driving. Megan moved her fingers a little closer, letting them glide smoothly along her skin. Subconsciously, she opened her legs a little more. Her fingers were just inches away."Megan" said the professor loudly, surprising Megan, and causing her to sit up straighter."You are clearly still very turned on. What is it about all this that's turning you on?"Megan had her hands inches from her cunt. She needed touch herself, to fuck herself, but it would be so humiliating to do that in front of the professor.After a moment of indecision and keeping her hands where they were, Megan hesitantly started speaking. "I don't know really, not exactly at least. It makes me feel seen, and sexy; alive; desired. Lust is also somehow mixed in. Seeing that look of lust on people's faces makes me so wet and knowing that I am responsible for it. It's like they are hungry for me. It's so primal. It's like a drug for me. I want it and need it. It makes me so horny, and I love that feeling.""Why don't you spread your legs more" said the professor.Megan immediately spread her legs as wide as she could. Her cunt was visible before, but now she looked obscene with her cunt fully on display."Unbutton all the buttons and open your shirt."Megan did as she was told. She only had 2 buttons closed, so she quickly undid them, and spread her shirt wide open. She was now completely exposed. Anyone looking into the car would clearly see her tits and her wide-open cunt."Pull your lips open."Megan could finally move her hands to her cunt. She gently took each of her outer labia lips, and pulled them apart.The professor used that moment to reach out and pinch one of Megan's nipples, causing Megan to moan loudly."Masturbate."Megan didn't need to be told twice. She immediately pushed two fingers inside herself and started a fast in and out motion. Her fingers were making wet slushing sounds every time they would push in. The professor continued toying with Megan's tits, and teasing her nipples, sometimes pulling, and sometimes pinching, alternating between soft and rough.Megan increased the pace of fucking herself. She was so close. She could feel it starting to build."Megan, we are here.""Megan" repeated the professor. "You can stop now. We are here.""Please, may I finish. I am so close" said Megan breathlessly, while furiously pushing her fingers in and out."Megan, that's enough. We need to go in. All your classmates are waiting."Frustrated, Megan pulled her fingers out of her dripping wet cunt."Just lick your fingers" suggested the professor as Megan was starting to debate where to wipe them.Megan sucked on her fingers tasting her juices for the second time today."I think you need to do that a few more times. There is too much wetness. It will leak down your leg."Megan moved her fingers back insider her cunt, collecting her wetness, and then moved her fingers into her mouth. She repeated this a few more times, each time her fingers were dripping wet when she pulled them out of her cunt. Megan wasn't sure if this was reducing her wetness or making her even more wet."Alright, we need to go. Button up and straighten your skirt. We can't have you looking like a cheap whore."Megan buttoned one button low down her shirt, which left most of her tits visible. She pushed her skirt down from around her waist, trying to cover herself and attempt some kind of whorish modesty.Megan and the professor walked into the adult store. The store was crowded. Looking around at all the familiar faces, her entire class came.Lauren, the store manager, was the first to notice and great them."Megan, dear, I am so glad to see you. Your friends filled me in on the science experiment. We are so happy to support science."Before Megan could figure out how to answer, the professor spoke."That's so wonderful to hear. Thank you. Sometimes it's so difficult to do proper scientific research. We have a real opportunity to further scientific knowledge today. What we would like to test is how far a nubile female will go to satisfy a sexual need. What I have been able to ascertain is that Megan responds to sexual stimuli related to public exposure, submission, and humiliation. ""Yes, we have noticed the same. We were working on a program for Megan to gain more confidence in her sexuality, and those seem to be the kinks that most turn her on. We also did some work on measuring her current levels."Lauren critically looked at Megan, as if she was mentally evaluating her."For deepthroating, she is at about 3.5 inches. And for her cunt, we've tested her at about 6 inches with a 2 inch girth. For her ass, she can do about 2 inches with less than a half inch radius."Lauren made eye contact with Megan, as if she was speaking directly to her."The goal for Megan is to make sure that a cock can go all the way down her throat. She should be able to take an entire 7 inch cock or larger, and her lips need to be touching the balls. I would consider that a solid B performance. For an A, she needs to be able to handle a face fucking and deepthroating combo.""What do you think. Do you think you can do it?" Lauren directly asked Megan."I will try" responded Megan mortified. Lauren was speaking loudly and everyone was listening to the conversation.Satisfied with the answer, Lauren continued."For her cunt, we need to strengthen her cunt muscles. You know those black men. They have cocks like fucking horses. She needs to be able to take the entire black cock inside her. And for her ass, that's really disappointing. That's the least developed hole. I would give her ass a C minus."Lauren again critically looked at Megan as if she was evaluating her."What would be a B grade is if she could take an average size white cock all the way in her ass. Let's say a standard 6 inch cock. Now, for an A+, I want to see her take a black bull cock into her ass, and at the same time, another black bull cock in her cunt. "Megan was blushing. She could also feel herself becoming more aroused. She started imagining what a large black cock looks like; how it would feel inside her, filling her and stretching her. She looked at the table full of dildo's; her eyes immediately identifying the large black one. Megan couldn't help but fantasize how that monster would feel inside her. She shifted her legs, moving her thighs, trying to rub them together, momentarily forgetting where she was.Lauren continued speaking, seemingly leaving Megan to her own thoughts."Let's see if we can get Megan's grades up today. José is my second in command. He has been teaching Megan; guiding her through the program. He will help run the experiment."Hearing José's name woke Megan from her daydream. She looked from the professor, to Lauren, and José. They were still discussing something. She turned her head and saw the small crowd of people, most of whom she recognized from the class. She saw Rachel, her friend from class. Rachel had this glazed look, and was staring at the same black dildo. Megan also saw Boris standing in the corner. He had this lecherous look on his face like he was imaging her naked. Megan always thought he was such a creep. He asked her out a few times, but she always turned him down."Everyone, can I have your attention. My name is José, and I am an assistant manager here, at the adult emporium. I will be helping with the experiment. I encourage everyone to take lots of pictures and videos and don't forget to share."Megan turned bright red. "It was bad enough for whatever was going to happen in-front of her friends and classmates, but pictures and videos on the internet, that's another level of bad, like porn-star bad" thought Megan.José turned to Megan."Megan, I think you are overdressed for this party. Let's get you in something more appropriate."He handed her a tiny package. "Put this on in the changing rooms, and no shoes. Come out barefoot."She walked to the back of the store to the changing rooms. The little package was a tiny sling bikini. There was a little square for her cunt, which connected with long strings that went over her shoulders and a tiny string going through her ass in the back. The bra had even smaller triangles that would barely cover her nipples.Megan took off the slutty school girl outfit. She was standing naked, evaluating her body in the mirror. She had a toned physique. She ran her hands along her skin and then massaged her large tits. She pulled a little on her own nipples, teasing herself."Fuck I am horny" Megan said out loud to herself.She looked at the little sling bikini."I am going to look like such a slut. What are they going to do to me when I come out wearing that.""They are going to fuck me, that's what.""They are going to fuck me like a slut."She moved her hands to her cunt. She was soaking wet. She pushed her fingers inside, moving them in and out, increasing pace. The changing room was filled with the sounds of her hard breathing and the wet slushing noise."I am a slut.""They are going to fuck all my holes.""They will use me hard.""They will see everything. ""My cunt will belong to them.""Megan." It was José outside the changing room door. He opened the curtain seeing Megan on the floor, her legs wide apart, her fingers deep in her cunt, fucking herself furiously. Her eyes flew open, but she didn't stop. She wanted José to see. This cunt belonged to him. That was enough to push Megan over the edge. Her body spasm hard. She kept her fingers insider herself holding on, as her whole body was rocked by uncontrollable orgasm. After a few moments, Megan finally recovered, removing her fingers from her dripping cunt.Masturbating and having José find her made her even more horny. She just wanted to fuck herself again. Let him watch. Let him see what a slut she was."Megan, we don't have time for your needy cunt. Everyone is waiting." This time José stayed and watched as Megan got dressed in the sling bikini.If she moved, her tits jiggled wildly, causing them to pop out. She checked herself in the mirror. She looked like a porn star. The little sling bikini didn't cover anything. Instead, it accentuated her nakedness. She looked obscene. Her big tits spilling out of the tiny top. The little sling going over her shoulders and disappearing between her ass cheeks. The little triangle, in the front, wedged in her cunt, with her cunt lips on display.Megan walked out of the office. Being almost naked was bad enough, but being barefoot and walking on the concrete floor made the feeling of being exposed more intense. She was naked, surrounded by sex toys, about to expose herself to everyone.Megan presented herself to her friends and classmates."Megan, please tell everyone why it took so long. And no lies, I am sure everyone heard your moaning from back there," said José."I just touched myself a little," Megan responded turning red from the embarrassment of having to admit it."You mean you masturbated in a changing room, in a sex shop. You finger fucked your wet needy cunt," said José."Yes" responded Megan, looking down, too embarrassed."And what were you saying as you finger fucked your cunt?" asked José."I said that my cunt belongs to you," responded Megan. She felt relieved to say it. It was like a weight was lifted. She gave up responsibility.José moved closer to Megan. He put his hand on one of the strings that was connected to her panties. He casually pulled on the string causing the little triangle to wedge deeper into her cunt.José spoke to Megan, but loud enough that everyone would hear."You see all these people staring at you, your friends and classmates. They all want your cunt. Maybe I will give you to them. They will do whatever they want with your holes. They will fuck you hard and raw. They will have their cocks deep inside your tight little virgin asshole. Your pretty little lips will be wrapped around their hard cocks. You will become a 3-hole-slut. And after they are done, you will have cum in every hole. Cum will be dripping out of your cunt and ass, your mouth will be full of it, and like a good slut you will swallow every drop. Would you like to be a fuck doll?"Megan looked at the men watching her, confirming the look of lust on their faces. José pulled a little harder on the string, driving the little triangle deeper between her cunt lips. It was obvious to everyone how wet Megan was. The little triangle between her cunt lips was soaking wet."Yes" responded Megan breathlessly."Yes, what?" asked José."My cunt belongs to you. Make me into a 3-hole-slut. Let everyone use me. I want to be a fuck doll." Megan spoke quickly like she wanted to get all the words out as fast as possible before her head stopped her."Take everything off," said José.Megan pulled her top over her head and let it drop to the floor next to her. Then she slowly pulled the string bikini between her cunt lips down, and let it drop down her legs. She was now completely naked, with everyone else fully dressed and all of them watching her."Some of you might be wondering why I asked Megan to put on that slutty bikini, and go through all the trouble of getting changed, only to have her strip naked now. It was a psychological way for her to agree to do this. She changed into that slutty outfit and came out here and presented herself to us. In a way, she was giving herself over to us, telling us to do whatever we want with her; that she wants it and needs it. And now, she will let anyone of you fuck her in any hole. In fact, she will let all of you fuck her in any hole. She is a free use whore. Isn't that right Megan?"Megan didn't know what to do with her hands. She wanted to stick her fingers in her cunt and fuck herself. José's question startled her. Yes, that was exactly what she wanted. She needed a cock inside her. An image flashed in her head, a line of people taking turns fucking her, their hard cocks sliding inside her cunt."Yes, please. I need cock," said Megan a little too loudly and quickly.

Steamy Stories
Megan At the Sex Shop: Part 4

Steamy Stories

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2025


 Megan At the Sex Shop: Part 4 Megan's Field Trip.Based on posts by p Sullivan 2 22 22, in 4 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.Megan was in the car with her professor. For the moment, the professor was ignoring her, focusing on getting the car out of the tight parking spot.Megan's naked ass was directly on the leather seat. She could feel the leather sticking to her sweaty skin.Megan looked down; the slutty schoolgirl skirt was around her waist, and with her legs straight, her slit was visible. The professor was still very focused on the road; ignoring her. She desperately wanted to touch herself. Just to run her finger along her outer lips. The last hour was so wild. Her entire class saw her naked. She was embarrassed and humiliated, and extremely turned on.Trying not to draw any attention to herself, Megan casually moved her arms to her legs, moving her fingers to her inner thighs. The professor was still fully focused on driving. Megan moved her fingers a little closer, letting them glide smoothly along her skin. Subconsciously, she opened her legs a little more. Her fingers were just inches away."Megan" said the professor loudly, surprising Megan, and causing her to sit up straighter."You are clearly still very turned on. What is it about all this that's turning you on?"Megan had her hands inches from her cunt. She needed touch herself, to fuck herself, but it would be so humiliating to do that in front of the professor.After a moment of indecision and keeping her hands where they were, Megan hesitantly started speaking. "I don't know really, not exactly at least. It makes me feel seen, and sexy; alive; desired. Lust is also somehow mixed in. Seeing that look of lust on people's faces makes me so wet and knowing that I am responsible for it. It's like they are hungry for me. It's so primal. It's like a drug for me. I want it and need it. It makes me so horny, and I love that feeling.""Why don't you spread your legs more" said the professor.Megan immediately spread her legs as wide as she could. Her cunt was visible before, but now she looked obscene with her cunt fully on display."Unbutton all the buttons and open your shirt."Megan did as she was told. She only had 2 buttons closed, so she quickly undid them, and spread her shirt wide open. She was now completely exposed. Anyone looking into the car would clearly see her tits and her wide-open cunt."Pull your lips open."Megan could finally move her hands to her cunt. She gently took each of her outer labia lips, and pulled them apart.The professor used that moment to reach out and pinch one of Megan's nipples, causing Megan to moan loudly."Masturbate."Megan didn't need to be told twice. She immediately pushed two fingers inside herself and started a fast in and out motion. Her fingers were making wet slushing sounds every time they would push in. The professor continued toying with Megan's tits, and teasing her nipples, sometimes pulling, and sometimes pinching, alternating between soft and rough.Megan increased the pace of fucking herself. She was so close. She could feel it starting to build."Megan, we are here.""Megan" repeated the professor. "You can stop now. We are here.""Please, may I finish. I am so close" said Megan breathlessly, while furiously pushing her fingers in and out."Megan, that's enough. We need to go in. All your classmates are waiting."Frustrated, Megan pulled her fingers out of her dripping wet cunt."Just lick your fingers" suggested the professor as Megan was starting to debate where to wipe them.Megan sucked on her fingers tasting her juices for the second time today."I think you need to do that a few more times. There is too much wetness. It will leak down your leg."Megan moved her fingers back insider her cunt, collecting her wetness, and then moved her fingers into her mouth. She repeated this a few more times, each time her fingers were dripping wet when she pulled them out of her cunt. Megan wasn't sure if this was reducing her wetness or making her even more wet."Alright, we need to go. Button up and straighten your skirt. We can't have you looking like a cheap whore."Megan buttoned one button low down her shirt, which left most of her tits visible. She pushed her skirt down from around her waist, trying to cover herself and attempt some kind of whorish modesty.Megan and the professor walked into the adult store. The store was crowded. Looking around at all the familiar faces, her entire class came.Lauren, the store manager, was the first to notice and great them."Megan, dear, I am so glad to see you. Your friends filled me in on the science experiment. We are so happy to support science."Before Megan could figure out how to answer, the professor spoke."That's so wonderful to hear. Thank you. Sometimes it's so difficult to do proper scientific research. We have a real opportunity to further scientific knowledge today. What we would like to test is how far a nubile female will go to satisfy a sexual need. What I have been able to ascertain is that Megan responds to sexual stimuli related to public exposure, submission, and humiliation. ""Yes, we have noticed the same. We were working on a program for Megan to gain more confidence in her sexuality, and those seem to be the kinks that most turn her on. We also did some work on measuring her current levels."Lauren critically looked at Megan, as if she was mentally evaluating her."For deepthroating, she is at about 3.5 inches. And for her cunt, we've tested her at about 6 inches with a 2 inch girth. For her ass, she can do about 2 inches with less than a half inch radius."Lauren made eye contact with Megan, as if she was speaking directly to her."The goal for Megan is to make sure that a cock can go all the way down her throat. She should be able to take an entire 7 inch cock or larger, and her lips need to be touching the balls. I would consider that a solid B performance. For an A, she needs to be able to handle a face fucking and deepthroating combo.""What do you think. Do you think you can do it?" Lauren directly asked Megan."I will try" responded Megan mortified. Lauren was speaking loudly and everyone was listening to the conversation.Satisfied with the answer, Lauren continued."For her cunt, we need to strengthen her cunt muscles. You know those black men. They have cocks like fucking horses. She needs to be able to take the entire black cock inside her. And for her ass, that's really disappointing. That's the least developed hole. I would give her ass a C minus."Lauren again critically looked at Megan as if she was evaluating her."What would be a B grade is if she could take an average size white cock all the way in her ass. Let's say a standard 6 inch cock. Now, for an A+, I want to see her take a black bull cock into her ass, and at the same time, another black bull cock in her cunt. "Megan was blushing. She could also feel herself becoming more aroused. She started imagining what a large black cock looks like; how it would feel inside her, filling her and stretching her. She looked at the table full of dildo's; her eyes immediately identifying the large black one. Megan couldn't help but fantasize how that monster would feel inside her. She shifted her legs, moving her thighs, trying to rub them together, momentarily forgetting where she was.Lauren continued speaking, seemingly leaving Megan to her own thoughts."Let's see if we can get Megan's grades up today. José is my second in command. He has been teaching Megan; guiding her through the program. He will help run the experiment."Hearing José's name woke Megan from her daydream. She looked from the professor, to Lauren, and José. They were still discussing something. She turned her head and saw the small crowd of people, most of whom she recognized from the class. She saw Rachel, her friend from class. Rachel had this glazed look, and was staring at the same black dildo. Megan also saw Boris standing in the corner. He had this lecherous look on his face like he was imaging her naked. Megan always thought he was such a creep. He asked her out a few times, but she always turned him down."Everyone, can I have your attention. My name is José, and I am an assistant manager here, at the adult emporium. I will be helping with the experiment. I encourage everyone to take lots of pictures and videos and don't forget to share."Megan turned bright red. "It was bad enough for whatever was going to happen in-front of her friends and classmates, but pictures and videos on the internet, that's another level of bad, like porn-star bad" thought Megan.José turned to Megan."Megan, I think you are overdressed for this party. Let's get you in something more appropriate."He handed her a tiny package. "Put this on in the changing rooms, and no shoes. Come out barefoot."She walked to the back of the store to the changing rooms. The little package was a tiny sling bikini. There was a little square for her cunt, which connected with long strings that went over her shoulders and a tiny string going through her ass in the back. The bra had even smaller triangles that would barely cover her nipples.Megan took off the slutty school girl outfit. She was standing naked, evaluating her body in the mirror. She had a toned physique. She ran her hands along her skin and then massaged her large tits. She pulled a little on her own nipples, teasing herself."Fuck I am horny" Megan said out loud to herself.She looked at the little sling bikini."I am going to look like such a slut. What are they going to do to me when I come out wearing that.""They are going to fuck me, that's what.""They are going to fuck me like a slut."She moved her hands to her cunt. She was soaking wet. She pushed her fingers inside, moving them in and out, increasing pace. The changing room was filled with the sounds of her hard breathing and the wet slushing noise."I am a slut.""They are going to fuck all my holes.""They will use me hard.""They will see everything. ""My cunt will belong to them.""Megan." It was José outside the changing room door. He opened the curtain seeing Megan on the floor, her legs wide apart, her fingers deep in her cunt, fucking herself furiously. Her eyes flew open, but she didn't stop. She wanted José to see. This cunt belonged to him. That was enough to push Megan over the edge. Her body spasm hard. She kept her fingers insider herself holding on, as her whole body was rocked by uncontrollable orgasm. After a few moments, Megan finally recovered, removing her fingers from her dripping cunt.Masturbating and having José find her made her even more horny. She just wanted to fuck herself again. Let him watch. Let him see what a slut she was."Megan, we don't have time for your needy cunt. Everyone is waiting." This time José stayed and watched as Megan got dressed in the sling bikini.If she moved, her tits jiggled wildly, causing them to pop out. She checked herself in the mirror. She looked like a porn star. The little sling bikini didn't cover anything. Instead, it accentuated her nakedness. She looked obscene. Her big tits spilling out of the tiny top. The little sling going over her shoulders and disappearing between her ass cheeks. The little triangle, in the front, wedged in her cunt, with her cunt lips on display.Megan walked out of the office. Being almost naked was bad enough, but being barefoot and walking on the concrete floor made the feeling of being exposed more intense. She was naked, surrounded by sex toys, about to expose herself to everyone.Megan presented herself to her friends and classmates."Megan, please tell everyone why it took so long. And no lies, I am sure everyone heard your moaning from back there," said José."I just touched myself a little," Megan responded turning red from the embarrassment of having to admit it."You mean you masturbated in a changing room, in a sex shop. You finger fucked your wet needy cunt," said José."Yes" responded Megan, looking down, too embarrassed."And what were you saying as you finger fucked your cunt?" asked José."I said that my cunt belongs to you," responded Megan. She felt relieved to say it. It was like a weight was lifted. She gave up responsibility.José moved closer to Megan. He put his hand on one of the strings that was connected to her panties. He casually pulled on the string causing the little triangle to wedge deeper into her cunt.José spoke to Megan, but loud enough that everyone would hear."You see all these people staring at you, your friends and classmates. They all want your cunt. Maybe I will give you to them. They will do whatever they want with your holes. They will fuck you hard and raw. They will have their cocks deep inside your tight little virgin asshole. Your pretty little lips will be wrapped around their hard cocks. You will become a 3-hole-slut. And after they are done, you will have cum in every hole. Cum will be dripping out of your cunt and ass, your mouth will be full of it, and like a good slut you will swallow every drop. Would you like to be a fuck doll?"Megan looked at the men watching her, confirming the look of lust on their faces. José pulled a little harder on the string, driving the little triangle deeper between her cunt lips. It was obvious to everyone how wet Megan was. The little triangle between her cunt lips was soaking wet."Yes" responded Megan breathlessly."Yes, what?" asked José."My cunt belongs to you. Make me into a 3-hole-slut. Let everyone use me. I want to be a fuck doll." Megan spoke quickly like she wanted to get all the words out as fast as possible before her head stopped her."Take everything off," said José.Megan pulled her top over her head and let it drop to the floor next to her. Then she slowly pulled the string bikini between her cunt lips down, and let it drop down her legs. She was now completely naked, with everyone else fully dressed and all of them watching her."Some of you might be wondering why I asked Megan to put on that slutty bikini, and go through all the trouble of getting changed, only to have her strip naked now. It was a psychological way for her to agree to do this. She changed into that slutty outfit and came out here and presented herself to us. In a way, she was giving herself over to us, telling us to do whatever we want with her; that she wants it and needs it. And now, she will let anyone of you fuck her in any hole. In fact, she will let all of you fuck her in any hole. She is a free use whore. Isn't that right Megan?"Megan didn't know what to do with her hands. She wanted to stick her fingers in her cunt and fuck herself. José's question startled her. Yes, that was exactly what she wanted. She needed a cock inside her. An image flashed in her head, a line of people taking turns fucking her, their hard cocks sliding inside her cunt."Yes, please. I need cock," said Megan a little too loudly and quickly.

The Space
Learn to breathe properly again

The Space

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 3:45 Transcription Available


Content Warning: This episode discusses body image and diet culture. We can blame diet culture for a whole heap of things, but messing with our breathing is another one to add to the list. We shouldn't be sucking in, in fact, we should be pushing our bellies out to breathe. Unbutton those uncomfortable jeans and take a listen. LINKS Follow @novapodcastsofficial on Instagram    CREDITS  Host: Casey Donovan @caseydonovan88  Writer: Amy Molloy @amymolloy  Executive Producer: Anna Henvest Editor: Adrian Walton  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bounced From The Roadhouse
White Elephant Gifts, Taylor Swift's Birthday, Slipping on Ice, Malcolm in the Middle, Unbutton the Dutton and More.

Bounced From The Roadhouse

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2024 26:46


On this episode of Bounced From The Roadhouse:Special Guests in 4B:Santa GiftsWhite Elephant GiftsTaylor Swifts BirthdayOstrich CostumeJobs for People who Hate PeopleSlipping on IceBad Christmas MoviesMalcolm in the MiddleUnbutton the DuttonNew Years ResolutionsFake Uber DriverStuck in High ChairSteven Michael QuezadaQuestions? Comments? Leave us a message! 605-343-6161Don't forget to subscribe, leave us a review and some stars Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bounced From The Roadhouse
Unbutton the Dutton, Most Googled in 2024, Charlton Heston Amazon Driver and More.

Bounced From The Roadhouse

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 25:31


On this episode of Bounced From The Roadhouse:Special Guests in 4B:Paint by NumbersUnbutton the DuttonCharlton Heston Amazon DriverHard to Buy For PeopleDo you want to be surprised or AwareWicked SingingVape Pen PlantedRollerblade across AmericaCoffee PricesGooglingWelfare ChallengeLottery Follow upQuestions? Comments? Leave us a message! 605-343-6161Don't forget to subscribe, leave us a review and some stars Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ExplicitNovels
Cáel and the Manhattan Amazons: Part 8

ExplicitNovels

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024


Cáel's tombstone: For the love of women, women put him here.In 25 parts, edited from the works of FinalStand.Listen and subscribe to the ► Podcast at Connected..

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Best Kept Secret
Coworker instructs you to unbutton your shirt… on video call - Erotica Audiobook

Best Kept Secret

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2024 10:50


“Close your eyes and tell me. Your fingertips are soft, aren't they?“ ---It's been a long few weeks since you've spoken, let alone seen, your co-director, so you decide to video chat with him. The alcohol is making you both looser, and once the camera turns on, he can't help but shift the conversation to more intimate instructions.---IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THE FULL SPICY VERSION OF THIS AUDIO, YOU CAN LISTEN HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Nonessential Podcast
Episode 244: Mr Trenchfoot - A double dose

The Nonessential Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2023 47:36


This week, Ben decorates our metaphorical refridgerator with MacaroniArtZombeh's Mr Trenchfoot, immediately followed by the thrilling prequel, In the Trenches. That's right, it's a double-dose of Trenchfoot. Trenchfeet? Unbutton your pants (so you have room for the extra serving, not for pervy reasons), sit down, and enjoy.  Source:  Mr. Trenchfoot | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom In the Trenches | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom

Nerdaties
The Weak-End: Food Glorious Food

Nerdaties

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2023 45:39


It's time for a Thanksgiving heavy episode of the Weak-End. Unbutton those pants and join the guys as they discuss all sorts of culinary delights. Enjoy.

The Dave Ryan Show
Think Fast - Unbutton Your Shirt

The Dave Ryan Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2023 3:29


Drake hosts Think Fast with Dave vs Falen

Albion Analysis
Albion Analysis on Blues (a): Time to unButton?

Albion Analysis

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2023 53:53


Chris & Pete look back at the defeat to Blues and tackle the burning question - should Corberan drop David Button?They also ask why Albion struggled to create anything on Friday night as well as looking ahead to a potentially pivotal run of games against the teams around them.To discuss anything mentioned on this pod, tweet us @AlbionAnalysis.Also, remember to take advantage of Manscaped.com's generous offer to all listeners, 20% off and free worldwide shipping with the discount code: UPTHEBAGGIES Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Space
We're giving Belly Breathing an A++

The Space

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2023 3:45


Content Warning: This episode discusses body image and diet culture. We can blame diet culture for a whole heap of things, but messing with our breathing is another one to add to the list. We shouldn't be sucking in, in fact, we should be pushing our bellies out to breathe. Unbutton those uncomfortable jeans and take a listen. LINKS Follow @thespace_podcast on Instagram    Watch @thespace_podcast on TikTok   Follow @novapodcastsofficial on Instagram    CREDITS Host: Casey Donovan @caseydonovan88 Writer: Amy Molloy @amymolloy Executive Producer: Anna HenvestEditor: Adrian Walton  Listen to more great podcasts at novapodcasts.com.au   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Healthy Obsession
Ep. 179 - AHO Preview Show

A Healthy Obsession

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 26:47


Come in. Unbutton your top. Breathe deep and relax. It's nearly the weekend. It's time to listening to the soothing sounds of AHO. It's been a busy week in the world of footy. Today we cover the UCL draw, a bit of transfer gossip and look to the weekend. Enjoy!

The Bartender Rant Podcast
Episode #35 The Escape with Trey Fincher

The Bartender Rant Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 117:48


Has the brutal heat of this summer left you pining for an escape? Well then hot damn is this the episode for you! Trey drifts onto the podcast like a fresh tropical breeze with his twist on the classic Piña Colada. Unbutton that SSBD and take a long sip while Trey soothes you with stories from Arkansas to Hawaii in that sweet, dulcet voice. Trey's Escape: 1.5oz banana washed bourbon1.5oz coconut cream1.5oz pineapple juice.50oz lime juice.50oz Plantation OFTD (float)Pilsner glassPebble icePineapple leaves, dehydrated limeFOLLOWInstagram, Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Twitch & Tiktok @brpdrinkalong SUPPORTMerch: prodigydtg.com/bartenderrant/shop/homeLEAVE A TIPPaypal: TheBartenderRantPodcast@gmail.comMusic by Trauma Parlor: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PDlUPjR2lk7vPX5NCX8Hi?si=mtrOsDqTTJuGe-Dy5fZHLQ

Broke Knock Life
Urban Batwings & Podcast Manginas: Broke Knock Life 80

Broke Knock Life

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 60:14


-Do you know what a Bat Wing is? -Hilarious Gramps Basement featuring all your favorite types of curations -Chris and Morgan has a mangina -4 wheeler crashes -Basically a plethora of nonsense but hey! Y'all wanted the grease. We are letting loose this year. Unbutton those pants and let the sack breath. It's time for more BKL. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/brokeknocklife/support

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Smoke Night LIVE - Cigar Dojo
Smoke Night LIVE – Robert Caldwell & Tony Bellatto

Smoke Night LIVE - Cigar Dojo

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 67:18


Robert Caldwell joins the show to discuss what the future holds for both Caldwell Cigar Company as well as Lost and Found Cigars. Unbutton your shirt to your belly-button and join the fun.

Don't Be A Dick with Gretchen Clark
Don't Be a Dick (Trailer)

Don't Be A Dick with Gretchen Clark

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 2:12


Living by the motto "Don't Be A Dick", Gretchen Clark is here to get real with you. From a ski mountain in Vermont to the big city of Atlanta, Gretchen has been through some weird shit in her life. After years of grinding it out in Corporate America, she quit her cushy sales job 6 months after starting her career as an Instagram iNflUenCeR. What she once thought was a fake job, turned into a (very public) outlet for her to show that world that being honest and real is actually ... cool and "in". On this podcast, Gretchen will discuss topics from the freedom of not giving a fuck, how to build a successful brand online, to how to love yourself the most in your life. Each episode will also include Gretchen giving advice on some of the hundreds of questions submitted each week from her incredibly loyal followers ... most likely after a few tequila sodas. Unbutton your pants and get ready to get weird. Follow her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/_gbclark/ (here)! Check out her https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share (Facebook Group! ) https://www.gbclark.co/ (Website )

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UNBUTTON

lightningesl.com

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 1:01


To unravel or open some clothing would be to unbutton it.

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tcr! diaries - podcast
You cannot unbutton this jacket

tcr! diaries - podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021


content: Jul 8, 2018 · podcast: Jul 8, 2021 Video (MP4): 20180708 - You cannot unbutton this jacket Audio (MP3): 20180708 - You cannot unbutton this jacket Wherein fate is a miserable state, part 1 of 3. Rivers want to roll downhill. You can put a dam up and stop their flow but their destination won’t change. They all dump into the sea. And eventually your dam will give out and then you or somebody else will build another dam but yet, still the river flows downhill. With all man’s technological marvel, water is what it is. That’s abstract and non-personal but also a good pre-game show. Because then there was that one time we were leaving a neighborhood Christmas party. As I’m walking down the sidewalk with family in tow, I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I saw it coming like a slow motion horror flick. Time slowed to a near stand still and the whole audience screamed, “don’t go down there!!” But then I kept going toward certain doom anyway and gravity did its thing. There’s nothing you can do about gravity. It’s the Terminator that can’t be talked to or reasoned with. It will always be there. Pulling you down. Because that’s what it does. Gravity has only one job and it never fails. It never quits. Even though I tried to be as careful as I could I still went crashing down on the frozen, slippery sidewalk. In front of the everybody. Just as they all knew I would. I felt as if everybody but me expected me to fall. Because I had it coming. It was in my cards. That’s how I see fate. A piece of shit gravitational, cosmic force and it’s coming for you. It won’t let you down and does exactly what it’s supposed to do. Good luck cheating it. Because you won’t. Nobody can. Fate’s never been anything good to me. Never thought of fate as having a positive outcome. Maybe that’s my true nature of pessimism shining through regardless of how many pictures of sunsets and flowers I take. Underneath the cosmic candy coating is a thread, not vindictive, but menancing inevitable. A distant dead end terminal that's only getting closer. And then I’m riding the runaway train. That’s going to derail when it smashes into the concrete wall of fate. And I’m the engineer who can’t do anything but watch in horror. Feel the momentum and the chugging that keeps me off balance as I’m unwillingly whisked away to the last stop. I can only know that the crash is coming. It’s for certain. It’s just fate. There’s no getting off and there’s no stopping the wheels. They’ve always been in motion. The engine’s supercharged and the brakes are out. Fate’s seatbelts are fastened and I can struggle all I like but too bad, I’m stuck in this seat. Along the same lines, the calendar says biblical armageddon up ahead, around the bend. And there ain’t shit anybody can do. History’s already been written and the words read rapture. And I’ve never been good with religion. So I’m fucked. I’ve never measured up anyway and according to fate, I never will. It’s already been decided. The scripture’s ink is dry and red. One cannot unwrite or undo fate. There’s no redos and you only get one shot. Plus you didn’t even draw the arrow or take the aim. Just like time, fate wants to happen. In the sci-fi shows I watch where the characters time travel they generally have this as a central and understood theme: changing the course of history is all for naught. Because even if they do something different, events happen anyway. The end result is still now and will always be the same. And if possibly, on the off chance, someone does alter the timeline to cheat and beat fate then the cosmos is pissed and things far worse unfold. Nice try. But no. My interest in time travel, physics, and the like is not because I want to unlock the mysteries of the universe, but because I want to unlock the door, disengage the bolt that holds my fate in place. To feel confident that one day I’ll walk past the ice without falling. Unfortunately what I feel[1] now is that I can struggle all I want, swim against the tides but there’s no escape from the thrashing whirlpool, the sticky tarpit of fate. I’m stuck with this black and bleak outcome forever. What I want long term is irrelevant. Fate is unavoidable. It’s determined. Of course when I rewind to the Christmas icecapade it’s true that I’d been alcoholic drinking in the hours before I fell. But how many alcoholics are doomed, feel doomed to their intoxicated fate? I doubt if it’s their idea. No alcoholic ever said, “I’d like to spend my life in isolation and despair, hurt all the people I ever loved and cared about. Give up my sense of humanity and devo to an incoherent mess, too drunk to even wonder what went wrong but burdened with emotional suffering and a liquor that keeps flowing like a feast, a celebration to the gods." The last six months or so that I was drinking, well that’s just the way it was going to be. That it had to be. And there was zero I could do about it. Chained to a stupor on the futon, watching black-and-white movies where the monsters were just off screen and coming for you. The shot focusing on the terror building in the B-movie bystanders as the monsters off camera were moving closer. And closer. And closer. Fate’s a death sentence and nobody wants to die. But you have to. Fate is seriously a haunted undertone and undertow my whole life. The current insists without compromise that you will go where it wants you to go. Even if you drown. Fate’s food coloring that’s stained my soul despite my best efforts to convince myself otherwise. And karma’s got nothing on fate either because, even if you’re good, you’ll still crash your bike. Because that’s what was meant to happen all along. Because fate overrules destiny. We’re all just peons squeaking protests over in the corner of our garage. Don’t take this all as my argument in favor of fate. I’m not a big fan of the concept. But this is how I feel when I take an honest look. Since Halloween. Look at the evidence. How many people have you known that went off on a life tangent that didn’t make any sense? That was horribly self-destructive but then they kept going anyway? That was just their fate. Sure, people can be stubborn and human in the things they do but self-preservation seems like it’d win out over all else. But it doesn’t. Seems to me that we’re being forcibly led (dragged) by something much bigger. And for a flock of humans that finality isn’t good. And again, they don’t have a say in the matter. They don’t have a choice. Magnetized to choices they don’t wanna make. But back to Halloween. In the 1978 movie there’s a scene where the main character, Laurie, is day dreaming in high school. Preoccupied with her own thoughts. The teacher is droning on and slowly her voice begins to fade. And then Carpenter’s eerie piano kicks in and Laurie sees the bogeyman outside, standing obvious, behind a car. His time is not now but he wants her to know that it’s coming. And then Laurie is snapped back to class when the teacher tells her to “answer the question.” Laurie quickly obliges with what seems to be an answer she knew all along, with an answer she had physically witnessed a split second before. ...Samuels felt that fate was like a natural element. Like earth, air, fire, and water. Her teachers agrees. That’s right, Samuels definitely personified fate. In Samuels’ writing fate is unmovable, like a mountain. It stands where man passes away. Fate never changes. The end. #allislost #fatedebate #diariespodcast It’s a feeling, not a belief. Intellect tells me I’m being silly with this, but feelings tell me things are real. ↑ Add a comment! Got 30 seconds? Take the super duper, quick and easy podcast survey! 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Tea & Vulgarity
Episode 7: "And flourishes her jutting arse"

Tea & Vulgarity

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 20:15


Lady Axewound makes her teatime debut! Along with Lady Letitcia, she indulges in: "Arithmetician: a Fact," an ode to an opera dancer, a couple dirty acrostics, more Lady Pokingham (a derriere affair), and a warning to ladies about violet powder. Unbutton your bustiers! Featuring Jillian Leff

Tom Waits Podcast: A-Z Tom Waits Show
Back Down in the Hole #8 -One From the Heart

Tom Waits Podcast: A-Z Tom Waits Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 50:55


"A diller, a dollar. Unbutton your collar. And come out and holler out all of your noise..."Greeting Tom Waits fans, we are back with another edition of "Back Down in the Hole"! Today we are going to be discussing One From Heart. Expect jokes at Crystal Gale's/Francis Ford Coppola's expense herein.Enjoy. Stay safe. Stay strange... If you think 'Down In The Hole' has value and are able to, we encourage you to support us on Patreon. A donation of $5 a month will get you automatic access to over 4 hours of exclusive subscriber content, including top 5 discussions and live album commentaries. We also upload full chunks of upcoming episodes first on there, often months before they drop on the feed. Get involved here: www.patreon.com/tomwaitspodcast An easy and free way to support the show is to leave us a positive iTunes review. It only takes a minute and you can do it here: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/tom-waits-podcast-a-z-tom-waits-show/id1459811402  TWITTER: https://twitter.com/tomwaitspodcast?lang=en EMAIL: tomwaitspodcast@gmail.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/tomwaitspodcast/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tomwaitspodcast YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxRst_jRx-V37voc3dOiQKQ   Hosted by Sam Whiles & Tom Kwei Logo by Danny O'Gorman (https://www.behance.net/Danogormandesign) Listen to Sam's Paul McCartney podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/paul-or-nothing-podcast/id1137452802 Tom's Metallica podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/alphabetallica-a-z-metallica-podcast/id1227642605 Tom's battle rap podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/battle-rap-resume/id1075806297 

Mel's Music
In Each Season, There’s A Holiday Worth Celebrating (Parody of See Nobody by Wes Nelson & Hardy Caprio)

Mel's Music

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 3:19


In Each Season, There’s A Holiday Worth Celebrating (Parody of See Nobody by Wes Nelson & Hardy Caprio)Written by: Ezekiel Oyewole, Hardy Caprio, Sami Chokri, & Wes Nelson)Christmas Eve to shamrock smashed on Saint Patrick’s Day.Grab a pumpkin, candy, and costume for Hallow’s Eve.Off school for Presidents, & celebrating Good Friday.4th of July for the fireworks;BBQs for Independence Day.Columbus, Mother’s Day and our Father’sRemembering Martin Luther King once had a dream. Say, Say, Say.Celebrating everybody, Cause in each season, there is a holiday worth celebrating.La, La La, La LaCelebration.Thankful for Thanksgiving,Eating platefuls of stuffing.Sweet potatoe casserole to cranberries, deviled eggs, yeah.Full up to the brim until someone says: who wants pie?Who wants pie?Celebration.From apple to pumpkin, my sweet tooth is kicking in.Unbutton that top button on your jeans to make some more room. Ha, Ha Ha, Ha Ha Cause I’m eating up seasonal greetings.Merry Christmas to Happy Halloween.Toast to health, on New Year’s Eve.Savor that last day of school feeling.So as we congregate,Let’s try to celebrate,Cause life is too short not to enjoy Saint Nicolas, and as we graduate,So sing on all of your unbirthdays. Christmas Eve to shamrock smashed on Saint Patrick’s Day.Grab a pumpkin, candy, and costume for Hallow’s Eve.Off school for Presidents, & celebrating Good Friday.4th of July for the fireworks;BBQs for Independence Day.Columbus, Mother’s Day and our Father’sRemembering Martin Luther King once had a dream. Say, Say, Say.Celebrating everybody, Cause in each season, there is a holiday worth celebrating.Trick or Treats?So...Labor to Memorial.Black Friday deals sensational.Election Day, candidates votible (sp?Part of democracy, presidential.Candy grahams, chocolates, and stuffed animals .Wild Thing stole my heart, of course.Here’s romantic dinners for Valentines.Church clothes on Easter,Then to painting eggs.April showers to May flowers;I digress...Veteran’s Day, thanking soldiers for their service.April Fool’s Day for pranks, so agregious (sp)I can never forget Christmas.Homoring the people who came before us:From 9/11 to Pearl Harbor,We fight for those who sacrificed for us. Christmas Eve to shamrock smashed on Saint Patrick’s Day.Grab a pumpkin, candy, and costume for Hallow’s Eve.Off school for Presidents, & celebrating Good Friday.4th of July for the fireworks;BBQs for Independence Day.Columbus, Mother’s Day and our Father’sRemembering Martin Luther King once had a dream. Say, Say, Say.Celebrating everybody, Cause in each season, there is a holiday worth celebrating. Written by Melissa Smith (AKA Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube, & Mel’s Music on Spreaker, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Facebook, etc)

Unbutton It
Unbutton IT: Anne Davies talks to Sian Green-Lord about the Louis Vuitton leg she has had made….

Unbutton It

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 12:46


Anne Davies talks to the beautiful model and inspirational speaker Sian Green-Lord about the Louis Vuitton leg she has had made. An extraordinary prosthetic that has given her back her true self, six years after the terrible accident that ended in her losing her leg. The post Unbutton IT: Anne Davies talks to Sian Green-Lord about the Louis Vuitton leg she has had made…. appeared first on Fashanne.

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Weekly Buddy Time
Ep.61 – If you get nervous, just unbutton your shirt

Weekly Buddy Time

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2020 61:03


This week, Stacy and Devon revisit their New Year's Resolutions and celebrate the progress they have made so far in 2020. Bell rings abound in this week's episode of Weekly Buddy Time!

Unbutton It
Unbutton IT: Anne Davies talks about trousers….

Unbutton It

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 5:23


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Unbutton It
Unbutton IT: Anne Davies talks about the colour green..

Unbutton It

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 4:35


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Unbutton It
Unbutton IT: Anne Davies talks to Katie Greenyer from Pentland Brands

Unbutton It

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2019 12:20


On the day after the Cordwainers shoe awards Katie Greenyer, Shoe designer, Creative Talent & Network Director of Pentland Brands and International president of The Textile Institute shares her thoughts on our huge student talent, how to get THAT job and home design trends to... The post Unbutton IT: Anne Davies talks to Katie Greenyer from Pentland Brands appeared first on Fashanne.

Miami Advices
Miami Advices Episode 5 Part 1

Miami Advices

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 58:56


I'm back with detective James Pants a.k.a. Neal (Gnielz) Morgan to squabble, discuss, and sometimes crawl through Calderone's Demise. Unbutton most of your dress shirt buttons (Like Tubbs) and stroll along this episode with us.

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Campfire Conversations
18-The Wisdom Beans

Campfire Conversations

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 62:38


Unbutton your jeans and relax, listen to the sweet sweet sounds of Rachael and Lux talking. A melody. A harmony to sing you to sleep. Do you want to know about the munchausen syndrome? Have you always wondered about the horrors that occurred during the filming of The Wizard of OZ? Well you have come to the right place. A place of factual, fully researched information and advice on how to succeed in life. You're welcome.

Jack Straw Artist of the Week
May 21, 2019: Phoebe Tsang - Unbutton No. 6

Jack Straw Artist of the Week

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2019


Jack Straw artist Phoebe Tsang's solo violin/voice album Button Music, produced through the Artist Support Program, was recently released by Off Records. Read and hear more at phoebetsang.com.

Jack Straw Artist of the Week
May 21, 2019: Phoebe Tsang - Unbutton No. 6

Jack Straw Artist of the Week

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2019


Jack Straw artist Phoebe Tsang's solo violin/voice album Button Music, produced through the Artist Support Program, was recently released by Off Records. Read and hear more at phoebetsang.com.

Jack Straw Artist of the Week
Phoebe Tsang – Unbutton No. 6

Jack Straw Artist of the Week

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019


Jack Straw artist Phoebe Tsang‘s solo violin/voice album Button Music, produced through the Artist Support Program, was recently released by Off Records. Read and hear more at phoebetsang.com.

St. Paul's Westfield
Take off the glasses, unbutton the shirt, Superman. (Sermon 11-25-18)

St. Paul's Westfield

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2018 15:26


The votes are in, they’ve all been counted, and the results are shocking. I was appalled, and, actually I suspect some voter fraud, because surely this can’t be right. But I read it on the websites of two reputable newspapers, so I guess I must accept it - the electorate has spoken, and their voice is clear. My vote went to a candidate that came in only 6th, so I’m upset, and I’m disgusted by the moral decay of our nation. The question was more straightforward than many on ballot papers around the country this month, it was simply this: “Who is your favorite Superhero?” And the winner was Batman. Give ignorant people the vote and this is what they do with it. I mean, he doesn’t even have any superpowers. He is just a creepy rich guy who had a bad experience in childhood. But he does have a cool car, and I can’t help thinking that impressed shallow voters. Now, my candidate, the superhero who to any balanced, reasonable voter, HAS to be the greatest, who demands the title of superest superhero is the original and the best – Superman. It must be. Who needs a cool car when you can fly faster than a speeding bullet? Who wants to be a billionaire, Bruce la-di-da Wayne, when your resume includes saving the world multiple times? And when it comes to overcoming your psychological demons, OK so young Master Bruce saw his parents being murdered, but Kal-el (for that is Clark Kent’s real name) experienced his entire planet exploding. Holy trauma, Batman.

Friday Night Advice
Episode 10 - "Funeral potatoes"

Friday Night Advice

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2017 36:23


Unbutton your pants and take a load off as the gang recaps Thanksgiving. A question about work, life, and boss relationships is tackled - and we receive a listener update on a question from episode 8. Highlights include regional food, Massachusetts law, wedding memories and the sound of wine pouring. I'm ready for a nap.

Drunk Corps International
022: Drunksgiving

Drunk Corps International

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2017 70:30


Unbutton your pants, stuff your face, and settle in for Drunksgiving! On this special (not really) holiday, the gang gets back into what they do best: getting egregiously wasted and screaming at one another. They'll kick it off with the epilogue for the Hopghazi podcast, including some unhappy listener's words for KG. Then, the gang tackles the LotHype bracket challenge and votes for their own winner, with hookers and blackjack. Turns out, democracy is overrated. Topping it all off is a special shout-out to Dutch Boy. Enjoy the weekend, your leftovers, and some Drunk Corps!

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Drunk Corps International
022: Drunksgiving

Drunk Corps International

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2017 70:30


Unbutton your pants, stuff your face, and settle in for Drunksgiving! On this special (not really) holiday, the gang gets back into what they do best: getting egregiously wasted and screaming at one another. They'll kick it off with the epilogue for the Hopghazi podcast, including some unhappy listener's words for KG. Then, the gang tackles the LotHype bracket challenge and votes for their own winner, with hookers and blackjack. Turns out, democracy is overrated. Topping it all off is a special shout-out to Dutch Boy. Enjoy the weekend, your leftovers, and some Drunk Corps!

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Four Minutes with On The Dot
Episode 18: Gina Bianchini: She’s Building Mighty Networks - On The Dot Woman

Four Minutes with On The Dot

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2017 4:21


You’re visibly sweaty. You’re slurping your drink a little too fast. You’re sucking in your stomach so your blazer stays buttoned. Where are you? A networking event, of course! As you make the rounds, introducing yourself to new faces who are already writing you off, you vow to yourself that you’re done with these events. Have you been in this exasperating situation before? Today, we say no more! Unbutton your blazer and cool down. We’re talking about why professional women deserve more than a couple cubes of cheese and a name tag. The post Gina Bianchini: She’s Building Mighty Networks appeared first on On The Dot Woman.

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All Cool Blind Tech Shows
VIP: How To Unbutton the Google Assistant Button

All Cool Blind Tech Shows

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2017 25:42


In this week’s VIP, Nelson and James are joined by Carlos Alvarez. They discuss the top stories from Cool Blind Tech and give you some Cool Picks to think about. Top Stories Airport Announces New Service For Blind and Low Vision Passengers Reviewing the Windows 10 Fall Creators update, Microsofts revision to a vision: Part 1 Reviewing the Windows 10 Fall Creators update, Microsofts revision to a vision: Part 2 LG Electronics Releasing Voice-Command Washers to Visually Impaired This Year Cool Picks Google Home Mini Mini is powered by the Google Assistant. So whenever you need help, it’s by your side. Get personalized help with your schedule, reminders, calls, news and more, whenever Google Home Mini recognizes your voice. Mini works with Chromecast, so you can stream shows, movies and music on your TV or speakers. LastPass remembers all your passwords, so you don't have to. Once you save a password in LastPass, you'll always have it when you need it; logging in is fast and easy. WiFi Guard - Protect your network from intruders Laggy Wi-Fi? Maybe your neighbor has hacked your password and quietly use it. With WiFi Guard app you will be able to prevent unauthorized access to your network. This application scans your Wi-Fi and detects all connected devices.

All Cool Blind Tech Shows
VIP: How To Unbutton the Google Assistant Button

All Cool Blind Tech Shows

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2017 25:42


In this week’s VIP, Nelson and James are joined by Carlos Alvarez. They discuss the top stories from Cool Blind Tech and give you some Cool Picks to think about. Top Stories Airport Announces New Service For Blind and Low Vision Passengers Reviewing the Windows 10 Fall Creators update, Microsofts revision to a vision: Part 1 Reviewing the Windows 10 Fall Creators update, Microsofts revision to a vision: Part 2 LG Electronics Releasing Voice-Command Washers to Visually Impaired This Year Cool Picks Google Home Mini Mini is powered by the Google Assistant. So whenever you need help, it’s by your side. Get personalized help with your schedule, reminders, calls, news and more, whenever Google Home Mini recognizes your voice. Mini works with Chromecast, so you can stream shows, movies and music on your TV or speakers. LastPass remembers all your passwords, so you don't have to. Once you save a password in LastPass, you'll always have it when you need it; logging in is fast and easy. WiFi Guard - Protect your network from intruders Laggy Wi-Fi? Maybe your neighbor has hacked your password and quietly use it. With WiFi Guard app you will be able to prevent unauthorized access to your network. This application scans your Wi-Fi and detects all connected devices.

VIP by COOL BLIND TECH
VIP: How To Unbutton the Google Assistant Button

VIP by COOL BLIND TECH

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2017 25:42


In this week’s VIP, Nelson and James are joined by Carlos Alvarez. They discuss the top stories from Cool Blind Tech and give you some Cool Picks to think about. Top Stories Airport Announces New Service For Blind and Low Vision Passengers Reviewing the Windows 10 Fall Creators update, Microsofts revision to a vision: Part 1 Reviewing the Windows 10 Fall Creators update, Microsofts revision to a vision: Part 2 LG Electronics Releasing Voice-Command Washers to Visually Impaired This Year Cool Picks Google Home Mini Mini is powered by the Google Assistant. So whenever you need help, it’s by your side. Get personalized help with your schedule, reminders, calls, news and more, whenever Google Home Mini recognizes your voice. Mini works with Chromecast, so you can stream shows, movies and music on your TV or speakers. LastPass remembers all your passwords, so you don't have to. Once you save a password in LastPass, you'll always have it when you need it; logging in is fast and easy. WiFi Guard - Protect your network from intruders Laggy Wi-Fi? Maybe your neighbor has hacked your password and quietly use it. With WiFi Guard app you will be able to prevent unauthorized access to your network. This application scans your Wi-Fi and detects all connected devices.

Unbuttoned History
204 - The October Revolution Centennial

Unbuttoned History

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2017 101:58


We celebrate the 100th-anniversary of the October Revolution, also known as the Bolshevik Revolution. Fun story, this all actually happened in November because Russia was still using the Julian Calendar.

Saturday Night Jive Podcast
125: "Why Don't You Unbutton My Karate Pants" - Sidekicks (1992)

Saturday Night Jive Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2017


WWJPD?  We watch Sidekicks starring Chuck Norris, Jonathan Brandis and SNL alum Joe Piscopo as an evil karate teacher who also appears in visions as a racist caricature.  This is a bizarre little film where nobody can really tell what is real and what is reality.  Mainly we can't wrap our heads around the rules of the karate tournament which would almost assuredly end with Chuck Norris beating up children.  Enjoy!Download Here

Unbuttoned History
120 - Old World Aboriginals

Unbuttoned History

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2016 76:40


We’ve got a new name, but it’s an, old old world. On the inaugural episode of the newly-renamed Unbuttoned History, we discuss the indigenous peoples of Africa, Asia, and Europe. So light a fire, put on a robe and get casually sexy with Unbuttoned History. Unbutton it.

Cast In Wax
Episode 119: Unbutton Unbutton Unbutton

Cast In Wax

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2011 75:24


Back to the simple, straightforward approach of three hosts: two guys and a cat; two voices in one room, one over skype; two fools and one sensible person. Lots to discuss this week, in terms of projects, kidnappings, romances, and finances. In this episode: A special bonus song from Scape White, in the form of a fleshed-out version of his improvised Like Mother theme! The continuing return of @$$hole Watch, with news legal and pornographic! The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam, the narrator and the nemesis all bring up many things! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the filming of a classic Redford/Newman film! The continuing Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, with Nathan unappreciating the kaijuless arts! A second bonus episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring Slam getting the threat of more than an eyeful! An enormous esophagusful of listener mail! Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "One More Time" by Daft Punk! Celebrate! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and help to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!