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The Space
Learn to breathe properly again

The Space

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 3:45 Transcription Available


Content Warning: This episode discusses body image and diet culture. We can blame diet culture for a whole heap of things, but messing with our breathing is another one to add to the list. We shouldn't be sucking in, in fact, we should be pushing our bellies out to breathe. Unbutton those uncomfortable jeans and take a listen. LINKS Follow @novapodcastsofficial on Instagram    CREDITS  Host: Casey Donovan @caseydonovan88  Writer: Amy Molloy @amymolloy  Executive Producer: Anna Henvest Editor: Adrian Walton  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bounced From The Roadhouse
White Elephant Gifts, Taylor Swift's Birthday, Slipping on Ice, Malcolm in the Middle, Unbutton the Dutton and More.

Bounced From The Roadhouse

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2024 26:46


On this episode of Bounced From The Roadhouse:Special Guests in 4B:Santa GiftsWhite Elephant GiftsTaylor Swifts BirthdayOstrich CostumeJobs for People who Hate PeopleSlipping on IceBad Christmas MoviesMalcolm in the MiddleUnbutton the DuttonNew Years ResolutionsFake Uber DriverStuck in High ChairSteven Michael QuezadaQuestions? Comments? Leave us a message! 605-343-6161Don't forget to subscribe, leave us a review and some stars Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bounced From The Roadhouse
Unbutton the Dutton, Most Googled in 2024, Charlton Heston Amazon Driver and More.

Bounced From The Roadhouse

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 25:31


On this episode of Bounced From The Roadhouse:Special Guests in 4B:Paint by NumbersUnbutton the DuttonCharlton Heston Amazon DriverHard to Buy For PeopleDo you want to be surprised or AwareWicked SingingVape Pen PlantedRollerblade across AmericaCoffee PricesGooglingWelfare ChallengeLottery Follow upQuestions? Comments? Leave us a message! 605-343-6161Don't forget to subscribe, leave us a review and some stars Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ExplicitNovels
Cáel and the Manhattan Amazons: Part 8

ExplicitNovels

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024


Cáel's tombstone: For the love of women, women put him here.In 25 parts, edited from the works of FinalStand.Listen and subscribe to the ► Podcast at Connected..

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Best Kept Secret
Coworker instructs you to unbutton your shirt… on video call - Erotica Audiobook

Best Kept Secret

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2024 10:50


“Close your eyes and tell me. Your fingertips are soft, aren't they?“ ---It's been a long few weeks since you've spoken, let alone seen, your co-director, so you decide to video chat with him. The alcohol is making you both looser, and once the camera turns on, he can't help but shift the conversation to more intimate instructions.---IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THE FULL SPICY VERSION OF THIS AUDIO, YOU CAN LISTEN HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Nonessential Podcast
Episode 244: Mr Trenchfoot - A double dose

The Nonessential Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2023 47:36


This week, Ben decorates our metaphorical refridgerator with MacaroniArtZombeh's Mr Trenchfoot, immediately followed by the thrilling prequel, In the Trenches. That's right, it's a double-dose of Trenchfoot. Trenchfeet? Unbutton your pants (so you have room for the extra serving, not for pervy reasons), sit down, and enjoy.  Source:  Mr. Trenchfoot | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom In the Trenches | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom

Nerdaties
The Weak-End: Food Glorious Food

Nerdaties

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2023 45:39


It's time for a Thanksgiving heavy episode of the Weak-End. Unbutton those pants and join the guys as they discuss all sorts of culinary delights. Enjoy.

The Dave Ryan Show
Think Fast - Unbutton Your Shirt

The Dave Ryan Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2023 3:29


Drake hosts Think Fast with Dave vs Falen

Albion Analysis
Albion Analysis on Blues (a): Time to unButton?

Albion Analysis

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2023 53:53


Chris & Pete look back at the defeat to Blues and tackle the burning question - should Corberan drop David Button?They also ask why Albion struggled to create anything on Friday night as well as looking ahead to a potentially pivotal run of games against the teams around them.To discuss anything mentioned on this pod, tweet us @AlbionAnalysis.Also, remember to take advantage of Manscaped.com's generous offer to all listeners, 20% off and free worldwide shipping with the discount code: UPTHEBAGGIES Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Space
We're giving Belly Breathing an A++

The Space

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2023 3:45


Content Warning: This episode discusses body image and diet culture. We can blame diet culture for a whole heap of things, but messing with our breathing is another one to add to the list. We shouldn't be sucking in, in fact, we should be pushing our bellies out to breathe. Unbutton those uncomfortable jeans and take a listen. LINKS Follow @thespace_podcast on Instagram    Watch @thespace_podcast on TikTok   Follow @novapodcastsofficial on Instagram    CREDITS Host: Casey Donovan @caseydonovan88 Writer: Amy Molloy @amymolloy Executive Producer: Anna HenvestEditor: Adrian Walton  Listen to more great podcasts at novapodcasts.com.au   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Healthy Obsession
Ep. 179 - AHO Preview Show

A Healthy Obsession

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 26:47


Come in. Unbutton your top. Breathe deep and relax. It's nearly the weekend. It's time to listening to the soothing sounds of AHO. It's been a busy week in the world of footy. Today we cover the UCL draw, a bit of transfer gossip and look to the weekend. Enjoy!

The Bartender Rant Podcast
Episode #35 The Escape with Trey Fincher

The Bartender Rant Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 117:48


Has the brutal heat of this summer left you pining for an escape? Well then hot damn is this the episode for you! Trey drifts onto the podcast like a fresh tropical breeze with his twist on the classic Piña Colada. Unbutton that SSBD and take a long sip while Trey soothes you with stories from Arkansas to Hawaii in that sweet, dulcet voice. Trey's Escape: 1.5oz banana washed bourbon1.5oz coconut cream1.5oz pineapple juice.50oz lime juice.50oz Plantation OFTD (float)Pilsner glassPebble icePineapple leaves, dehydrated limeFOLLOWInstagram, Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Twitch & Tiktok @brpdrinkalong SUPPORTMerch: prodigydtg.com/bartenderrant/shop/homeLEAVE A TIPPaypal: TheBartenderRantPodcast@gmail.comMusic by Trauma Parlor: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PDlUPjR2lk7vPX5NCX8Hi?si=mtrOsDqTTJuGe-Dy5fZHLQ

Broke Knock Life
Urban Batwings & Podcast Manginas: Broke Knock Life 80

Broke Knock Life

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 60:14


-Do you know what a Bat Wing is? -Hilarious Gramps Basement featuring all your favorite types of curations -Chris and Morgan has a mangina -4 wheeler crashes -Basically a plethora of nonsense but hey! Y'all wanted the grease. We are letting loose this year. Unbutton those pants and let the sack breath. It's time for more BKL. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/brokeknocklife/support

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Smoke Night LIVE - Cigar Dojo
Smoke Night LIVE – Robert Caldwell & Tony Bellatto

Smoke Night LIVE - Cigar Dojo

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 67:18


Robert Caldwell joins the show to discuss what the future holds for both Caldwell Cigar Company as well as Lost and Found Cigars. Unbutton your shirt to your belly-button and join the fun.

Don't Be A Dick with Gretchen Clark
Don't Be a Dick (Trailer)

Don't Be A Dick with Gretchen Clark

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 2:12


Living by the motto "Don't Be A Dick", Gretchen Clark is here to get real with you. From a ski mountain in Vermont to the big city of Atlanta, Gretchen has been through some weird shit in her life. After years of grinding it out in Corporate America, she quit her cushy sales job 6 months after starting her career as an Instagram iNflUenCeR. What she once thought was a fake job, turned into a (very public) outlet for her to show that world that being honest and real is actually ... cool and "in". On this podcast, Gretchen will discuss topics from the freedom of not giving a fuck, how to build a successful brand online, to how to love yourself the most in your life. Each episode will also include Gretchen giving advice on some of the hundreds of questions submitted each week from her incredibly loyal followers ... most likely after a few tequila sodas. Unbutton your pants and get ready to get weird. Follow her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/_gbclark/ (here)! Check out her https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share (Facebook Group! ) https://www.gbclark.co/ (Website )

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UNBUTTON

lightningesl.com

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 1:01


To unravel or open some clothing would be to unbutton it.

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tcr! diaries - podcast
You cannot unbutton this jacket

tcr! diaries - podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021


content: Jul 8, 2018 · podcast: Jul 8, 2021 Video (MP4): 20180708 - You cannot unbutton this jacket Audio (MP3): 20180708 - You cannot unbutton this jacket Wherein fate is a miserable state, part 1 of 3. Rivers want to roll downhill. You can put a dam up and stop their flow but their destination won’t change. They all dump into the sea. And eventually your dam will give out and then you or somebody else will build another dam but yet, still the river flows downhill. With all man’s technological marvel, water is what it is. That’s abstract and non-personal but also a good pre-game show. Because then there was that one time we were leaving a neighborhood Christmas party. As I’m walking down the sidewalk with family in tow, I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I saw it coming like a slow motion horror flick. Time slowed to a near stand still and the whole audience screamed, “don’t go down there!!” But then I kept going toward certain doom anyway and gravity did its thing. There’s nothing you can do about gravity. It’s the Terminator that can’t be talked to or reasoned with. It will always be there. Pulling you down. Because that’s what it does. Gravity has only one job and it never fails. It never quits. Even though I tried to be as careful as I could I still went crashing down on the frozen, slippery sidewalk. In front of the everybody. Just as they all knew I would. I felt as if everybody but me expected me to fall. Because I had it coming. It was in my cards. That’s how I see fate. A piece of shit gravitational, cosmic force and it’s coming for you. It won’t let you down and does exactly what it’s supposed to do. Good luck cheating it. Because you won’t. Nobody can. Fate’s never been anything good to me. Never thought of fate as having a positive outcome. Maybe that’s my true nature of pessimism shining through regardless of how many pictures of sunsets and flowers I take. Underneath the cosmic candy coating is a thread, not vindictive, but menancing inevitable. A distant dead end terminal that's only getting closer. And then I’m riding the runaway train. That’s going to derail when it smashes into the concrete wall of fate. And I’m the engineer who can’t do anything but watch in horror. Feel the momentum and the chugging that keeps me off balance as I’m unwillingly whisked away to the last stop. I can only know that the crash is coming. It’s for certain. It’s just fate. There’s no getting off and there’s no stopping the wheels. They’ve always been in motion. The engine’s supercharged and the brakes are out. Fate’s seatbelts are fastened and I can struggle all I like but too bad, I’m stuck in this seat. Along the same lines, the calendar says biblical armageddon up ahead, around the bend. And there ain’t shit anybody can do. History’s already been written and the words read rapture. And I’ve never been good with religion. So I’m fucked. I’ve never measured up anyway and according to fate, I never will. It’s already been decided. The scripture’s ink is dry and red. One cannot unwrite or undo fate. There’s no redos and you only get one shot. Plus you didn’t even draw the arrow or take the aim. Just like time, fate wants to happen. In the sci-fi shows I watch where the characters time travel they generally have this as a central and understood theme: changing the course of history is all for naught. Because even if they do something different, events happen anyway. The end result is still now and will always be the same. And if possibly, on the off chance, someone does alter the timeline to cheat and beat fate then the cosmos is pissed and things far worse unfold. Nice try. But no. My interest in time travel, physics, and the like is not because I want to unlock the mysteries of the universe, but because I want to unlock the door, disengage the bolt that holds my fate in place. To feel confident that one day I’ll walk past the ice without falling. Unfortunately what I feel[1] now is that I can struggle all I want, swim against the tides but there’s no escape from the thrashing whirlpool, the sticky tarpit of fate. I’m stuck with this black and bleak outcome forever. What I want long term is irrelevant. Fate is unavoidable. It’s determined. Of course when I rewind to the Christmas icecapade it’s true that I’d been alcoholic drinking in the hours before I fell. But how many alcoholics are doomed, feel doomed to their intoxicated fate? I doubt if it’s their idea. No alcoholic ever said, “I’d like to spend my life in isolation and despair, hurt all the people I ever loved and cared about. Give up my sense of humanity and devo to an incoherent mess, too drunk to even wonder what went wrong but burdened with emotional suffering and a liquor that keeps flowing like a feast, a celebration to the gods." The last six months or so that I was drinking, well that’s just the way it was going to be. That it had to be. And there was zero I could do about it. Chained to a stupor on the futon, watching black-and-white movies where the monsters were just off screen and coming for you. The shot focusing on the terror building in the B-movie bystanders as the monsters off camera were moving closer. And closer. And closer. Fate’s a death sentence and nobody wants to die. But you have to. Fate is seriously a haunted undertone and undertow my whole life. The current insists without compromise that you will go where it wants you to go. Even if you drown. Fate’s food coloring that’s stained my soul despite my best efforts to convince myself otherwise. And karma’s got nothing on fate either because, even if you’re good, you’ll still crash your bike. Because that’s what was meant to happen all along. Because fate overrules destiny. We’re all just peons squeaking protests over in the corner of our garage. Don’t take this all as my argument in favor of fate. I’m not a big fan of the concept. But this is how I feel when I take an honest look. Since Halloween. Look at the evidence. How many people have you known that went off on a life tangent that didn’t make any sense? That was horribly self-destructive but then they kept going anyway? That was just their fate. Sure, people can be stubborn and human in the things they do but self-preservation seems like it’d win out over all else. But it doesn’t. Seems to me that we’re being forcibly led (dragged) by something much bigger. And for a flock of humans that finality isn’t good. And again, they don’t have a say in the matter. They don’t have a choice. Magnetized to choices they don’t wanna make. But back to Halloween. In the 1978 movie there’s a scene where the main character, Laurie, is day dreaming in high school. Preoccupied with her own thoughts. The teacher is droning on and slowly her voice begins to fade. And then Carpenter’s eerie piano kicks in and Laurie sees the bogeyman outside, standing obvious, behind a car. His time is not now but he wants her to know that it’s coming. And then Laurie is snapped back to class when the teacher tells her to “answer the question.” Laurie quickly obliges with what seems to be an answer she knew all along, with an answer she had physically witnessed a split second before. ...Samuels felt that fate was like a natural element. Like earth, air, fire, and water. Her teachers agrees. That’s right, Samuels definitely personified fate. In Samuels’ writing fate is unmovable, like a mountain. It stands where man passes away. Fate never changes. The end. #allislost #fatedebate #diariespodcast It’s a feeling, not a belief. Intellect tells me I’m being silly with this, but feelings tell me things are real. ↑ Add a comment! Got 30 seconds? Take the super duper, quick and easy podcast survey! 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Tea & Vulgarity
Episode 7: "And flourishes her jutting arse"

Tea & Vulgarity

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 20:15


Lady Axewound makes her teatime debut! Along with Lady Letitcia, she indulges in: "Arithmetician: a Fact," an ode to an opera dancer, a couple dirty acrostics, more Lady Pokingham (a derriere affair), and a warning to ladies about violet powder. Unbutton your bustiers! Featuring Jillian Leff

Tom Waits Podcast: A-Z Tom Waits Show
Back Down in the Hole #8 -One From the Heart

Tom Waits Podcast: A-Z Tom Waits Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 50:55


"A diller, a dollar. Unbutton your collar. And come out and holler out all of your noise..."Greeting Tom Waits fans, we are back with another edition of "Back Down in the Hole"! Today we are going to be discussing One From Heart. Expect jokes at Crystal Gale's/Francis Ford Coppola's expense herein.Enjoy. Stay safe. Stay strange... If you think 'Down In The Hole' has value and are able to, we encourage you to support us on Patreon. A donation of $5 a month will get you automatic access to over 4 hours of exclusive subscriber content, including top 5 discussions and live album commentaries. We also upload full chunks of upcoming episodes first on there, often months before they drop on the feed. Get involved here: www.patreon.com/tomwaitspodcast An easy and free way to support the show is to leave us a positive iTunes review. It only takes a minute and you can do it here: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/tom-waits-podcast-a-z-tom-waits-show/id1459811402  TWITTER: https://twitter.com/tomwaitspodcast?lang=en EMAIL: tomwaitspodcast@gmail.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/tomwaitspodcast/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tomwaitspodcast YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxRst_jRx-V37voc3dOiQKQ   Hosted by Sam Whiles & Tom Kwei Logo by Danny O'Gorman (https://www.behance.net/Danogormandesign) Listen to Sam's Paul McCartney podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/paul-or-nothing-podcast/id1137452802 Tom's Metallica podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/alphabetallica-a-z-metallica-podcast/id1227642605 Tom's battle rap podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/battle-rap-resume/id1075806297 

Mel's Music
In Each Season, There’s A Holiday Worth Celebrating (Parody of See Nobody by Wes Nelson & Hardy Caprio)

Mel's Music

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 3:19


In Each Season, There’s A Holiday Worth Celebrating (Parody of See Nobody by Wes Nelson & Hardy Caprio)Written by: Ezekiel Oyewole, Hardy Caprio, Sami Chokri, & Wes Nelson)Christmas Eve to shamrock smashed on Saint Patrick’s Day.Grab a pumpkin, candy, and costume for Hallow’s Eve.Off school for Presidents, & celebrating Good Friday.4th of July for the fireworks;BBQs for Independence Day.Columbus, Mother’s Day and our Father’sRemembering Martin Luther King once had a dream. Say, Say, Say.Celebrating everybody, Cause in each season, there is a holiday worth celebrating.La, La La, La LaCelebration.Thankful for Thanksgiving,Eating platefuls of stuffing.Sweet potatoe casserole to cranberries, deviled eggs, yeah.Full up to the brim until someone says: who wants pie?Who wants pie?Celebration.From apple to pumpkin, my sweet tooth is kicking in.Unbutton that top button on your jeans to make some more room. Ha, Ha Ha, Ha Ha Cause I’m eating up seasonal greetings.Merry Christmas to Happy Halloween.Toast to health, on New Year’s Eve.Savor that last day of school feeling.So as we congregate,Let’s try to celebrate,Cause life is too short not to enjoy Saint Nicolas, and as we graduate,So sing on all of your unbirthdays. Christmas Eve to shamrock smashed on Saint Patrick’s Day.Grab a pumpkin, candy, and costume for Hallow’s Eve.Off school for Presidents, & celebrating Good Friday.4th of July for the fireworks;BBQs for Independence Day.Columbus, Mother’s Day and our Father’sRemembering Martin Luther King once had a dream. Say, Say, Say.Celebrating everybody, Cause in each season, there is a holiday worth celebrating.Trick or Treats?So...Labor to Memorial.Black Friday deals sensational.Election Day, candidates votible (sp?Part of democracy, presidential.Candy grahams, chocolates, and stuffed animals .Wild Thing stole my heart, of course.Here’s romantic dinners for Valentines.Church clothes on Easter,Then to painting eggs.April showers to May flowers;I digress...Veteran’s Day, thanking soldiers for their service.April Fool’s Day for pranks, so agregious (sp)I can never forget Christmas.Homoring the people who came before us:From 9/11 to Pearl Harbor,We fight for those who sacrificed for us. Christmas Eve to shamrock smashed on Saint Patrick’s Day.Grab a pumpkin, candy, and costume for Hallow’s Eve.Off school for Presidents, & celebrating Good Friday.4th of July for the fireworks;BBQs for Independence Day.Columbus, Mother’s Day and our Father’sRemembering Martin Luther King once had a dream. Say, Say, Say.Celebrating everybody, Cause in each season, there is a holiday worth celebrating. Written by Melissa Smith (AKA Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube, & Mel’s Music on Spreaker, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Facebook, etc)

Unbutton It
Unbutton IT: Anne Davies talks to Sian Green-Lord about the Louis Vuitton leg she has had made….

Unbutton It

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 12:46


Anne Davies talks to the beautiful model and inspirational speaker Sian Green-Lord about the Louis Vuitton leg she has had made. An extraordinary prosthetic that has given her back her true self, six years after the terrible accident that ended in her losing her leg. The post Unbutton IT: Anne Davies talks to Sian Green-Lord about the Louis Vuitton leg she has had made…. appeared first on Fashanne.

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Weekly Buddy Time
Ep.61 – If you get nervous, just unbutton your shirt

Weekly Buddy Time

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2020 61:03


This week, Stacy and Devon revisit their New Year's Resolutions and celebrate the progress they have made so far in 2020. Bell rings abound in this week's episode of Weekly Buddy Time!

Unbutton It
Unbutton IT: Anne Davies talks about trousers….

Unbutton It

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 5:23


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Unbutton It
Unbutton IT: Anne Davies talks about the colour green..

Unbutton It

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 4:35


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Unbutton It
Unbutton IT: Anne Davies talks to Katie Greenyer from Pentland Brands

Unbutton It

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2019 12:20


On the day after the Cordwainers shoe awards Katie Greenyer, Shoe designer, Creative Talent & Network Director of Pentland Brands and International president of The Textile Institute shares her thoughts on our huge student talent, how to get THAT job and home design trends to... The post Unbutton IT: Anne Davies talks to Katie Greenyer from Pentland Brands appeared first on Fashanne.

Miami Advices
Miami Advices Episode 5 Part 1

Miami Advices

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 58:56


I'm back with detective James Pants a.k.a. Neal (Gnielz) Morgan to squabble, discuss, and sometimes crawl through Calderone's Demise. Unbutton most of your dress shirt buttons (Like Tubbs) and stroll along this episode with us.

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Campfire Conversations
18-The Wisdom Beans

Campfire Conversations

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 62:38


Unbutton your jeans and relax, listen to the sweet sweet sounds of Rachael and Lux talking. A melody. A harmony to sing you to sleep. Do you want to know about the munchausen syndrome? Have you always wondered about the horrors that occurred during the filming of The Wizard of OZ? Well you have come to the right place. A place of factual, fully researched information and advice on how to succeed in life. You're welcome.

Jack Straw Artist of the Week
May 21, 2019: Phoebe Tsang - Unbutton No. 6

Jack Straw Artist of the Week

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2019


Jack Straw artist Phoebe Tsang's solo violin/voice album Button Music, produced through the Artist Support Program, was recently released by Off Records. Read and hear more at phoebetsang.com.

Jack Straw Artist of the Week
May 21, 2019: Phoebe Tsang - Unbutton No. 6

Jack Straw Artist of the Week

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2019


Jack Straw artist Phoebe Tsang's solo violin/voice album Button Music, produced through the Artist Support Program, was recently released by Off Records. Read and hear more at phoebetsang.com.

Jack Straw Artist of the Week
Phoebe Tsang – Unbutton No. 6

Jack Straw Artist of the Week

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019


Jack Straw artist Phoebe Tsang‘s solo violin/voice album Button Music, produced through the Artist Support Program, was recently released by Off Records. Read and hear more at phoebetsang.com.

St. Paul's Westfield
Take off the glasses, unbutton the shirt, Superman. (Sermon 11-25-18)

St. Paul's Westfield

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2018 15:26


The votes are in, they’ve all been counted, and the results are shocking. I was appalled, and, actually I suspect some voter fraud, because surely this can’t be right. But I read it on the websites of two reputable newspapers, so I guess I must accept it - the electorate has spoken, and their voice is clear. My vote went to a candidate that came in only 6th, so I’m upset, and I’m disgusted by the moral decay of our nation. The question was more straightforward than many on ballot papers around the country this month, it was simply this: “Who is your favorite Superhero?” And the winner was Batman. Give ignorant people the vote and this is what they do with it. I mean, he doesn’t even have any superpowers. He is just a creepy rich guy who had a bad experience in childhood. But he does have a cool car, and I can’t help thinking that impressed shallow voters. Now, my candidate, the superhero who to any balanced, reasonable voter, HAS to be the greatest, who demands the title of superest superhero is the original and the best – Superman. It must be. Who needs a cool car when you can fly faster than a speeding bullet? Who wants to be a billionaire, Bruce la-di-da Wayne, when your resume includes saving the world multiple times? And when it comes to overcoming your psychological demons, OK so young Master Bruce saw his parents being murdered, but Kal-el (for that is Clark Kent’s real name) experienced his entire planet exploding. Holy trauma, Batman.

Friday Night Advice
Episode 10 - "Funeral potatoes"

Friday Night Advice

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2017 36:23


Unbutton your pants and take a load off as the gang recaps Thanksgiving. A question about work, life, and boss relationships is tackled - and we receive a listener update on a question from episode 8. Highlights include regional food, Massachusetts law, wedding memories and the sound of wine pouring. I'm ready for a nap.

Drunk Corps International
022: Drunksgiving

Drunk Corps International

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2017 70:30


Unbutton your pants, stuff your face, and settle in for Drunksgiving! On this special (not really) holiday, the gang gets back into what they do best: getting egregiously wasted and screaming at one another. They'll kick it off with the epilogue for the Hopghazi podcast, including some unhappy listener's words for KG. Then, the gang tackles the LotHype bracket challenge and votes for their own winner, with hookers and blackjack. Turns out, democracy is overrated. Topping it all off is a special shout-out to Dutch Boy. Enjoy the weekend, your leftovers, and some Drunk Corps!

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Drunk Corps International
022: Drunksgiving

Drunk Corps International

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2017 70:30


Unbutton your pants, stuff your face, and settle in for Drunksgiving! On this special (not really) holiday, the gang gets back into what they do best: getting egregiously wasted and screaming at one another. They'll kick it off with the epilogue for the Hopghazi podcast, including some unhappy listener's words for KG. Then, the gang tackles the LotHype bracket challenge and votes for their own winner, with hookers and blackjack. Turns out, democracy is overrated. Topping it all off is a special shout-out to Dutch Boy. Enjoy the weekend, your leftovers, and some Drunk Corps!

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Four Minutes with On The Dot
Episode 18: Gina Bianchini: She’s Building Mighty Networks - On The Dot Woman

Four Minutes with On The Dot

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2017 4:21


You’re visibly sweaty. You’re slurping your drink a little too fast. You’re sucking in your stomach so your blazer stays buttoned. Where are you? A networking event, of course! As you make the rounds, introducing yourself to new faces who are already writing you off, you vow to yourself that you’re done with these events. Have you been in this exasperating situation before? Today, we say no more! Unbutton your blazer and cool down. We’re talking about why professional women deserve more than a couple cubes of cheese and a name tag. The post Gina Bianchini: She’s Building Mighty Networks appeared first on On The Dot Woman.

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All Cool Blind Tech Shows
VIP: How To Unbutton the Google Assistant Button

All Cool Blind Tech Shows

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2017 25:42


In this week’s VIP, Nelson and James are joined by Carlos Alvarez. They discuss the top stories from Cool Blind Tech and give you some Cool Picks to think about. Top Stories Airport Announces New Service For Blind and Low Vision Passengers Reviewing the Windows 10 Fall Creators update, Microsofts revision to a vision: Part 1 Reviewing the Windows 10 Fall Creators update, Microsofts revision to a vision: Part 2 LG Electronics Releasing Voice-Command Washers to Visually Impaired This Year Cool Picks Google Home Mini Mini is powered by the Google Assistant. So whenever you need help, it’s by your side. Get personalized help with your schedule, reminders, calls, news and more, whenever Google Home Mini recognizes your voice. Mini works with Chromecast, so you can stream shows, movies and music on your TV or speakers. LastPass remembers all your passwords, so you don't have to. Once you save a password in LastPass, you'll always have it when you need it; logging in is fast and easy. WiFi Guard - Protect your network from intruders Laggy Wi-Fi? Maybe your neighbor has hacked your password and quietly use it. With WiFi Guard app you will be able to prevent unauthorized access to your network. This application scans your Wi-Fi and detects all connected devices.

VIP by COOL BLIND TECH
VIP: How To Unbutton the Google Assistant Button

VIP by COOL BLIND TECH

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2017 25:42


In this week’s VIP, Nelson and James are joined by Carlos Alvarez. They discuss the top stories from Cool Blind Tech and give you some Cool Picks to think about. Top Stories Airport Announces New Service For Blind and Low Vision Passengers Reviewing the Windows 10 Fall Creators update, Microsofts revision to a vision: Part 1 Reviewing the Windows 10 Fall Creators update, Microsofts revision to a vision: Part 2 LG Electronics Releasing Voice-Command Washers to Visually Impaired This Year Cool Picks Google Home Mini Mini is powered by the Google Assistant. So whenever you need help, it’s by your side. Get personalized help with your schedule, reminders, calls, news and more, whenever Google Home Mini recognizes your voice. Mini works with Chromecast, so you can stream shows, movies and music on your TV or speakers. LastPass remembers all your passwords, so you don't have to. Once you save a password in LastPass, you'll always have it when you need it; logging in is fast and easy. WiFi Guard - Protect your network from intruders Laggy Wi-Fi? Maybe your neighbor has hacked your password and quietly use it. With WiFi Guard app you will be able to prevent unauthorized access to your network. This application scans your Wi-Fi and detects all connected devices.

All Cool Blind Tech Shows
VIP: How To Unbutton the Google Assistant Button

All Cool Blind Tech Shows

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2017 25:42


In this week’s VIP, Nelson and James are joined by Carlos Alvarez. They discuss the top stories from Cool Blind Tech and give you some Cool Picks to think about. Top Stories Airport Announces New Service For Blind and Low Vision Passengers Reviewing the Windows 10 Fall Creators update, Microsofts revision to a vision: Part 1 Reviewing the Windows 10 Fall Creators update, Microsofts revision to a vision: Part 2 LG Electronics Releasing Voice-Command Washers to Visually Impaired This Year Cool Picks Google Home Mini Mini is powered by the Google Assistant. So whenever you need help, it’s by your side. Get personalized help with your schedule, reminders, calls, news and more, whenever Google Home Mini recognizes your voice. Mini works with Chromecast, so you can stream shows, movies and music on your TV or speakers. LastPass remembers all your passwords, so you don't have to. Once you save a password in LastPass, you'll always have it when you need it; logging in is fast and easy. WiFi Guard - Protect your network from intruders Laggy Wi-Fi? Maybe your neighbor has hacked your password and quietly use it. With WiFi Guard app you will be able to prevent unauthorized access to your network. This application scans your Wi-Fi and detects all connected devices.

Unbuttoned History
204 - The October Revolution Centennial

Unbuttoned History

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2017 101:58


We celebrate the 100th-anniversary of the October Revolution, also known as the Bolshevik Revolution. Fun story, this all actually happened in November because Russia was still using the Julian Calendar.

Saturday Night Jive Podcast
125: "Why Don't You Unbutton My Karate Pants" - Sidekicks (1992)

Saturday Night Jive Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2017


WWJPD?  We watch Sidekicks starring Chuck Norris, Jonathan Brandis and SNL alum Joe Piscopo as an evil karate teacher who also appears in visions as a racist caricature.  This is a bizarre little film where nobody can really tell what is real and what is reality.  Mainly we can't wrap our heads around the rules of the karate tournament which would almost assuredly end with Chuck Norris beating up children.  Enjoy!Download Here

Unbuttoned History
120 - Old World Aboriginals

Unbuttoned History

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2016 76:40


We’ve got a new name, but it’s an, old old world. On the inaugural episode of the newly-renamed Unbuttoned History, we discuss the indigenous peoples of Africa, Asia, and Europe. So light a fire, put on a robe and get casually sexy with Unbuttoned History. Unbutton it.

Cast In Wax
Episode 119: Unbutton Unbutton Unbutton

Cast In Wax

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2011 75:24


Back to the simple, straightforward approach of three hosts: two guys and a cat; two voices in one room, one over skype; two fools and one sensible person. Lots to discuss this week, in terms of projects, kidnappings, romances, and finances. In this episode: A special bonus song from Scape White, in the form of a fleshed-out version of his improvised Like Mother theme! The continuing return of @$$hole Watch, with news legal and pornographic! The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam, the narrator and the nemesis all bring up many things! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the filming of a classic Redford/Newman film! The continuing Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, with Nathan unappreciating the kaijuless arts! A second bonus episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring Slam getting the threat of more than an eyeful! An enormous esophagusful of listener mail! Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "One More Time" by Daft Punk! Celebrate! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and help to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!