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Y'all--parenting is HARD AF. It can also be beautiful, inspirational, and super amazing. But we're here to call bullsh!t on all things related to fake, toxic ideas of what motherhood is supposed to look like, because honey, we don't need that in our lives

Jessy Milicevic and Beth Gorey


    • Oct 13, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 57m AVG DURATION
    • 43 EPISODES


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    It's Season 3, Mother Effers!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 56:28


    We know it's been it's been a hot minute, but Jessy and Beth are BACK AT IT! In the season opener, the girls talk about their insane summers and why teens have to be so effing hard, even when we try to make their lives so easy.

    Special Summer Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 59:37


    We interrupt our regularly scheduled summer break with an episode all about our rage over the recent overturning of Roe v Wade.

    It's the Kisha and Beth Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 49:05


    in this season closer, the infamous Kisha Smith and Beth discuss being single parents and how to navigate the beginning of this journey as well as how to navigate dating again. We had a great time recording this episode and we hope you enjoy listening. End of Season Announcement:  Hey Mother Effers! Thanks for listening. We hope you have enjoyed Season 2 of our show as much as we have. With one graduating from Elementary School for Beth and Jessy's business exploding (how awesome is that?), we are ending the season a little earlier than usual. We hope you have an amazing rest of the school year and summer with family and friends. Meet us back here next fall!  Mother Effers for life. 

    The Lies WeTell

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 65:42


    In this week's episode, Jessy and Beth chat about the lies we told, our kids tell us, and go over the former US Soccer Star Hope Solo's arrest.

    Period.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 56:34


    In this week's episode, Jessy and Beth give a love letter to all you moms who have had a really freaking hard week, as they recall the sh!tty weeks they've had with their kids. 

    Are Single Moms Bad for Society? Ummm...No.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 59:11


    This week, Jessy and Beth go over two surveys they found published at the same time: one that says single moms are the dregs of society (ummm...wrong) and one that says society is failing moms. Here are the two surveys:https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2022/03/11/rising-share-of-americans-see-women-raising-children-on-their-own-cohabitation-as-bad-for-society/https://www.mother.ly/state-of-motherhood/

    Having Hard Conversations with Your Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 51:56


    This week, Beth and Jessy talk about some hard conversations they've had with their kids, and how they go through it.

    It's One Year, Mother Effers!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 89:38


    This week, Jessy and Beth talk about the past year, what they've said yes to, and how it's changed their lives as mothers and as women. And of course, they talk about Kisha. 

    Toxic Parenting Trends

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 83:10


    This week, Jessy and Beth go down the list of toxic parenting trends and how they have  indulged in one or two of them. Find the full list from Buzzfeed here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/kristatorres/bad-parenting-trends-reddit

    Maxi Pad Pizza

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 57:18


    This week, Beth and Jessy ruminate over the past year of podcasting and how they've grown as mothers, and as women. Oh, and there's talk of maxi pad pizzas.

    The FU**ING Absurdity of Pandemic Parenting

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 62:26


    This week, Jessy and Beth get a little deep and talk about the struggles of parenting in a nearly two-year long pandemic. Buckle up, kids.

    Dead Celebrity Tits

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 45:49


    This week, Jessy and Beth record over Zoom because Jessy has caught another viral sh!t storm. Stick around for the hilarity that follows. 

    Your Now is Not Your Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 59:47


    This week, Beth and Jessy talk to their favorite life/financial/business coach, Kisha Smith!

    We're Baaaaaack!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 60:30


    After a month off for health sh!t, the girls are back! Jessy and Beth talk FluRona, Hamster Gate, fabulous life updates and their mutal dislike for Rachel Hollis. 

    Making Mom Friends is Hard AF

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 61:03


    In this week's episode, Jessy and Beth talk about how hard it can be to make mom friends and catch up on the past two weeks of life! Look out for Beth and Jessy on Monday 12/20 at Model A Brewery in Fort Mill for a meet and greet with you favorite Mother Effers!

    Teaching People How to Treat Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 56:40


    In this week's episode, Beth and Jessy talk about how we teach people how to treat us, how they are going to stop being doormats for others and begin to put themselves first.

    Bippity Boppity F*ck

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 57:27


    This week, Jessy and Beth talk about our transitioning teens, finding our value and worth and gay bingo. Oh yeah, and kittens.

    I AM a Good Mom! Eff You!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 73:18


    In this episode, Jessy and Beth talk about worries over their kids becoming "popular" a$$holes, raising them the right way, and letting go of trying to be a "good" mom. 

    Be Our Guest! With Bryanna Bach

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 72:40


    In this week's episode, Jessy and Beth have a guest! Bryanna Bach is on to discuss her divorce, being pregnant at nearly 40, in-laws post-divorce and Jessy's surgery follow up. The mics are a little off this episode, but it's a good one anyway!

    Halloween, Awful Teens and Making Mom Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 67:08


    In this week's episode, Jessy and Beth chat about their teen troubles, fake Halloween bucket list pictures and how hard it is to make friends as moms. 

    This is Real Motherhood, Ya'll

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 56:11


    In this week's episode, Jessy and Beth record mid-day with Jessy's toddler, two boys and a kitten that pees on Beth. Good times!

    Squirrel!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 56:07


    It's a potluck episode! A little bit of everything. 

    It's Mother Effin' Andrea!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 59:37


    In this week's episode, Jessy and Beth chat with Comedian/ Divorce Coach/ All Around Bad Ass Mama Jama, Andrea Rappaport! 

    My Body, My Choice

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 56:41


    This week, Beth and Jess talk about their bodies, women's bodies, and everyone else's bodies, too.

    No More Babies!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 50:43


    In this week's episode, Beth and Jessy talk her no more babies/bladder surgery, letting our kids make mistakes and the painful art of letting go.

    Season 2: Back to School, Mother Effers!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 50:31


    Jessy and Beth are back after a summer off (but not really, because, kids) for SEASON TWO OF MOTHER EFFER! In this week's episode, they chat about back to school madness, masks and other  lively motherhood tangents. 

    Why Do Women Suck at Money?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 41:57


    On the final episode of season 1, Jessy and Beth interview Kisha Smith: single mom, super hero, and finance guru! She gives us tips on how better manage our money, giving ourselves grace and explains the $5 Rule.

    Effing Teenagers, Man.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 39:45


    In this week's episode, Beth and Jessy talk teens, and the struggles we face as we try and raise them when they keep making choices we don't understand. 

    Mental Load, or Load of Bullshit?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 53:52


    In this week's episode, Beth and Jessy take a deep dive into something every mom knows waaaay too much about: the mother effing mental load. 

    Doin' It In the Closet! Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 69:20


    In this week's episode, Beth and Jessy have a couple cocktails and discuss hormones, default parenting, and the history of bourbon. That all goes together, right? 

    Is Gen Z Bussin'? Bet

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 56:03


    This week, Jessy and Beth talk about their Gen Z Teens and try to understand their motives and language. 

    Let's Talk About Sex!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 47:25


    In this week's episode, Jessy and Beth get down and dirtay about their sex lives and why it can only get better ass you get older...right?

    Have I Turned Into My Mother?!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 51:45


    In this week's episode, Beth and Jessy chat about how they have-and haven't-turned into their mothers, and why maybe it doesn't totally suck when you're able to put yourselves in their shoes.

    Doin' It In the Closet!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 64:37


    Jessy and Beth record from the comfort of Beth's master Bedroom closet. Today's episode is a reunion of your hosts and hilarity ensues. Don't forget to share our podcast with your friends and lovers. Follow us on IG @mother_effer_podcast. Follow Beth on Facebook and IG @mouthymother and Jessy on IG @jessy_milicevic. DM us on IG for advertising opportunities. 

    Episode 7: Just a Mom and her Teenage Dirtbags (I say it with love)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 51:07


    This week, Beth sits down with her two teenage sons and discusses what its like parenting them vs. what its like to be them. As always, please share and subscribe and follow us on the social media!! (ig - @mother_effer_podcast; fb - Mother Effer; Twitter- @mothereffer7Special thanks goes out to the Playroom in Charlotte for their excellent recording facility! 

    It's a Mommy-Sode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 29:40


    Y'all, we're moms. Like, real moms with real lives. And so are you, damnit! So we've brought you the Mommy-Sode--it's a little shorter, totally light and hilarious and just what you need to ward off the shyt your kids have been bringing to you all week. It's the Mommy-Sode! 

    It's Our First Guest!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 57:58


    Jessy and Beth interview the incredible Kelly Durden Posey, self described "Black, Queer Mama of the South" and founder of the the Regional LGBTQ Law Center. She now owns Inspired Inclusivity Consulting where she educates and supports businesses in fostering inclusive spaces, particularly for unseen diversity. 

    Mother Effin' Mom Groups

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 54:05


    Social media mom groups: yay or nah? Jessy and Beth go into the ups and downs of being involved in online mom groups and give warnings to new moms who may not realize what the hell they're walking into.

    Beth and the Glorious Magical Divorce

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 51:14


    In this episode, co-host Beth Gorey reveals her secret to a not-so-sh!tty divorce. Yes, it's possible! 

    It's pronounced Jess-EEE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 72:02


    **Warning**This episode contains descriptions of suicide, depression and hospitalization. Listener discretion is advised. In this episode, Beth interviews Jessy about her maternal mental breakdown and how she was able to find her way back to health and happiness. 

    This "Taint" Your Mother's Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 68:33


    In our very first episode, you'll get to know hosts Beth and Jessy and get the down and dirty on all things motherhood.

    This "Taint" Your Mother's Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 68:33


    On the first episode of Mother Effer! you'll get to know hosts Beth and Jessy as they talk about the down and dirty of motherhood.

    Mother Effer! the Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 1:00


    It's happening! Mother Effer! is a podcast for real moms--moms who are tired of the BS and are ready to call it out with hosts and moms Jessy Milicevic and Beth Gorey. Subscribe today and then listen in on March 4 for the first episode! 

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