Each week, our hosts Doug, John and Lachlan pitch their film version of a remake, reboot or reworking of a book, movie or other popular culture property. We are aware that these films will most likely never show at a cinema near you...
In this very special episode we pay our respects to the comedic genius that was Jessica Walter. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
Lachlan and Doug discuss the Justice League Snyder Cut..... Be thankful it doesn't take four hours. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
In this episode, Doug & Lachlan discuss the films that made them who they are and appeal for help finding John. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
In this Never Showing Episode...John is still missing, Lachlan & Doug delve into the weird mind of Lars Von Trier and video game recommendations! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
With Godzilla vs. Kong coming out soon, we take a look at some classic match-up movies and play that fun game of 'who would win'... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
In this episode Doug & Lachlan discuss Netflix's big investment in Korean films, and how much they are loving it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
While John wanders the desert, lost and desperate for water or human connection, Doug and Lachlan share their ideas for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.... and talk about cannibals. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
66% of the gang are out and about today so Doug decides to ramble on about one of his favourite films, The Shining --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
Politics right now are downright serious and scary.... so what better topic for a fun and frivolous podcast about movies! We talk about some of our favourite politically themed movies over the years and then pitch our own movies that we would like to see made. We promise none of our pitches are based on current events so sit down tune out and take a break from reality with your hosts John, Lachlan and Doug. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
We at never showing are all about more. More intensity, more creativity, more joy, more sorrow, more fluctuating volumes of voice which means more CAAAAAAGGGEEE! This week we salute the man who has brought us such classics as Con Air, Face Off, Leaving Las Vegas and Jiu Jitsu! The Tao of Nicolas Cage: https://www.pbs.org/video/idea-channel-nic-cage-intersection-yolo-and-taois/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
Happy New Year guys! We have been a little lazy (and a little hungover, to be honest) over the Christmas break. But we are back! Today we talk Ducktales in the White House and radioactive bunker shenanigans. Enjoy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
John is currently... well, we aren't sure where John is. But Doug & Lachlan are here to unwrap the HUGE Disney+ announcements from the Disney Investor's day. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
After such a year as this, it is important to focus on what matters: The Annual Never Showing Christmas Pitch. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
In this episode, John is away ho-ing somewhere and Doug is off checking his list twice so Lachlan enlists the help of his wife to round up the best festive films to stream this December. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
After the debauchery caused by John & Doug a few weeks back, Lachlan decided it was time to class the place up with a few references to Greek Theatre... Don't worry, it gets better from there. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
With the honourable Judge presiding, Lachlan and John argue the current state of cinema. Is it on its last breath? will their be a resurgence? will pants remain on for the entirety of the episode. All these questions will.... maybe.... possibly..... probably not be answered. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
With Lachlan away this week, Doug and John are left to their own devices. Needless to say things went downhill quite quickly,,, --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
After an exhausting week. Our three hosts discuss the death of Sean Connery. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
Drugged and kidnapped, John, Lachlan and Doug find themselves in dark and decrepit bathroom. John feels right at home until they realise in order to escape, they must each pitch their ideal horror movie to a faceless and menacing audience... It's our 1 year anniversary people! and we just wanted to take the time to thank each and everyone of you for listening to us ramble about movies on a weekly basis. you are amazing!! Here is the list we used to make our pitches this week: https://www.imdb.com/list/ls002037865/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
The Never Showing guys decide now is the right time of year to delve into what made them such messed up individuals... particularly, what horror films contributed to their psychological trauma... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
In the spirit of Halloween we pay tribute to the Sultan of Splatter himself Mr Tom Savini! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
It's the spookiest time of the year.... or is it? John and Doug debate the merits of modern horror films as Lachlan grows drunk with power as Headmaster judge, lording his authority over the boys. This ladies and gentlemen is fight clu...I mean Film Court! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
With a couple of new Ghibli films on the horizon, and with the back catalogue available for juicy viewing on your streaming services, the Never Showing guys decide to pitch the film they'd like Ghibli tackle next. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
An ongoing debate is settled as Lachlan and Doug go head to head, mano y mano over one of the greatest film franchises of all time! (Disclaimer: Doug writes our episode descriptions). The entire episode confirms that; A: Doug would never have been able to pursue a career in law, not because of the many violations, but because he can't argue for peanuts; And B: Lachlan peaked on the debating team in high school.... Enjoy the episode! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
This week we give our thoughts on the Christopher Nolan epic 'Tenet'... Massive spoiler alert! Let us know on our Instagram or facebook if you agree with our thoughts! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
The guys discuss why the delightful dame holds a place in our hearts, but of course they get sidetracked along the way. Much like a puppy chasing a ball around the park, the boys bounce from one topic to another. The end result however, is that Maggie is a classy broad y'all! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
Abandoned by his co hosts in the deepest woods of Montreal, Doug is taken in by a pack of Wolves led by Celine Dion. Once alone, but now learning to fend for himself, Doug records a podcast singing Ms Dion's greatest hits. The boys get wind of this and offer food and shelter to Doug on the condition he abandons his Celine-cast and records a breakdown of the new Batman trailer instead.... This is that podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
The guys tackle random topics. From staging multiple interventions, finding new sub-genres of music, Spike lee phoning it in and whether or not Doug is a Furry. Be warned, this episode plays out like a distracted twelve year old, except with three boring guys in their thirties. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
The boys take the time to sing the praises of an unsung hero that has brought to life some of the most memorable creature characters in cinema.... and Lachlan and John try to talk Doug out of embarrassing himself on Tik Tok unsuccessfully. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
The guys played Dungeons and Dragons last year when times were simpler. This is that game. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
With John floundering in a gutter somewhere, Lachlan and Doug decide to Do some online tests to check their validity. Also we find out that the Met Gala has a surprising fan. Test links below: https://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/which-2019-movie-are-you?fbclid=IwAR3vTGlDDCwuhVWWZ2xxF-t4ugSk3e05V2dVnXj3_BN_kN4e2Rz9sQQ5W8Q https://www.thequiz.com/pick-the-best-movies-and-well-reveal-which-one-fits-your-personality/?fbclid=IwAR27KpkQBjYq0Ja0CgriESwwMs8yMTRDX4lkeUCDsjbtJ3GzFzDmzaVhTGY https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/?fbclid=IwAR1TD9vOnnD8OGQ2KhgBnC5-Qd-G250-tFFwvEpFbXZeWKkR-YYeqEc8lT8 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
The guys start out with a thoughtful discussion on the future of cinema and slowly devolve into erotic picture taking, movie watching regrets, children's movies we like as adults and 90s action movies. I mean, did you really expect anything else? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
Today we speak in awe of the man mountain they call the rock. The hardest working man in Hollywood holds a special place in our hearts. Things your likely to hear in this podcast: references to Ken dolls, mythic creatures from Jewish folklore, Tom cruise comparisons and way too much talk of The Human Centipede for no real reason! Welcome back to the Never Showing Podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
It's incredibly obvious that Lachlan isn't here this week as Doug & John discuss their love of cinema, including their favourite cinematic memories. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
In this episode, Lachlan discusses fixing the problems he had with Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
Kick off your Converse All Stars, Pour yourself a refreshing Vanilla Coke and listen to the guys discuss all things product placement in film. They also sell out and pitch their own product placement films in the hopes of earning some extra cash... It doesn't work. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
Ever wanted to know which scent our hosts embody? Weirdly enough this is the episode with the definitive answer! Oh! They also discuss the supremely talented Eva Green as well. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
The Never Showing crew pitch a 'bottle' film - don't know what a 'bottle' film is? Neither did Lachlan. Come listen to find out! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
On Today's episode we profess our love to El Tigre himself, Mr Danny Trejo. Join Doug, john and Lachlan as we discuss all things Trejo and admire the 76 year old's work ethic and body of work. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
John takes us through the Back to the Future film that almost was in this Never Showing special! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
She is talented, smart and her name sounds like a laser pistol! this week we are talking all things Pugh related! Discussed in this week's podcast, dating rules, nuns and the mysterious Cats Butthole cut... It's like the Snyder cut but more graphic and less superheroes. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
The Never Showing team discuss their ideal Tiger King movie, and talk about everything from who would play Joe Exotic to how much airtime Carol Baskin would receive. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
In the first episode of the Never Showing series, John talks us through the film he would most like to see Keanu Reeves in and the boys discuss their mutual bromantic feelings for Keanu. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
In this episode, the Never Showing Gang discuss the glorious era that was the 1980s and the film goodness that fills our tiny hearts with warm nostalgia for a time we can't remember. Doug wants to see a remake of a questionable children's film, Lachlan parts with a Part 4 of a franchise and John pitches a remake of a an early 80s remake that has cats in it but is no relation to any cat related films of recent times. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
Sit back, relax and enjoy as Doug, John and Lachlan (but mostly Lachlan) teach you a little something about the famous bard. The boys think they can improve on the work of Shakespeare and objectively fail miserably while John exits stage left, pursued by bear. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
In this episode, the guys discuss beards, bad films and breaking new ground with the somewhat failed Universal Dark Universe. Doug pitches a take a fresh take on the Jekyll & Hyde story, Lachlan suggests Brendan Fraser's return to the Mummy universe and John wants to see a reboot of a cult classic. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
We have gone a little stir crazy. Contained in this week's episode is effective toilet paper use techniques, a bizarre charitable donation to the people of Italy and Lachlan's potential proclivity towards dog murder. Oh, and we also share with you some of our favourite media to watch during self isolation and social distancing. Just don't take any of the other advice and recommendations too seriously... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
In this episode, the Never Showing guys rant about CGI in films and pitch a CGI film... sort of... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
The guys discuss what happens after the apocalypse; John discusses his role as wacker / Doug discusses which part of him would sustain them the longest and Lachlan's job as DF is cemented. Oh, and there are some pitches in there somewhere. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
We have guests! KB & Julie from Musical's Taught Me Everything I know & Elvis Lives Podcasts are here to talk musicals, and in particular the musical phenomenon that is Dear Evan Hansen. In this episode John wears pants, KB pitches a reworking, Doug wants to see a teen movie, Lachlan thinks Disney is getting it right and Julie pitches a mash-up that we really want to see. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
In this episode the Never Showing team pitch their ideas for an Apocalypse film. Doug pitches a Crichton-esque dystopian future, Lachlan pitches a 'cosy catastrophe' film and John delves deep into alternate history. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/never-showing-podcast/message
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