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“Sartre said, “Hell is other people.” We say, Hell is agreeing to do a horror podcast with your friend when you hate horror movies. Join Wendy “Warzone”-- horror enthusiast-- every week as she takes you and co-host Hannah “Hellchild” on a journey through Hannah’s least favorite genre of media. Will…

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  • May 1, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 13m AVG DURATION
  • 29 EPISODES


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Buffysode 4 - Lizardly

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 54:14


This week Wendy and Hannah finished Season 1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer with episodes 11 and 12, "Out of Mind, Out of Sight," and "Prophecy Girl." Do you have a real life spooky story to share, or thoughts about Buffy? Email us!Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

24 - Smartwaiter

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2020 75:28


This week your hosts watch Ganja & Hess (1973) and discuss the works of oft-overlooked autuer and playwright Bill Gunn. Do you have a real life spooky story to share?Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

Buffysode 3 - More Better

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2020 65:32


This week your hosts watched S1:E8-10 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "I Robot... You Jane," "The Puppet Show," and "Nightmares." Do you have an opinion about Buffy, or a real-life spooky story to share? Email us!Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

23 - Concussion Safety 101

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 75:32


This week your hosts took a much needed break from serious horror and watched Tucker and Dale vs. Evil! (2010) Do you have a real-life spooky story to share? Email us!Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

22 - All My Dang Horses Died

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2020 81:18


This week your hosts are watching the first horror movie Wendy Warzone ever saw - The Ring! (2002) Do you have a horror movie suggestion or a real life spooky story to share?Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com Attachments area

21 - Bee Volcano

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 81:13


This week Wendy and Hannah watch 1992's Candyman - are you excited for the Jordan Peele produced reboot coming out this summer? Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

Buffysode 2 - Moody Hand Puppet

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2020 53:18


WARNING: SPOOKY AUDIO! In this episode Wendy and Hannah cover Buffy Season 1, Episodes 5-7: "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date," "The Pack," and "Angel." Do you have an opinion about Buffy the Vampire Slayer?Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

20 - Bicycle Gang

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2020 64:26


This episode is a listener recommendation! This week your hosts are watching the British cult classic Psychomania. Do you have a movie recommendation or a real-life spooky story to share? Have you ever gotten stuck at a Sonic Drive-In (Or eaten a Tombstone pizza in the last 15 years?) Email us! We'd love to hear from you and read your comments on the show.Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

Buffysode 1 - Hannah Hates Joss Whedon

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2020 38:24


Our first Buffysode is here! In this episode Wendy and Hannah cover Season 1, Episodes 1-4: "Welcome to the Hellmouth, "The Harvest," "Witch," and the stand-out of the bunch (not for good reasons,) "Teacher's Pet." Do you have an opinion about Buffy the Vampire Slayer?Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

19 - A Very Special No Exit Belated Halloween Apology-sode

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2019 48:28


Listen, some things happened. But now we're back and we're talking about John Carpenter's original Halloween (1978)! Do you know what you call a candy bar that's bigger than a fun size but smaller than a regular size?Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

18 - Save the Rescue

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2019 102:53


Ha-HAH! This week Wendy pulls a fast one. A switcheroo, if you will. In this episode Hannah and Wendy talk about The Haunting of Hill House (Netflix) and the "Play Test" episode of Black Mirror before diving into The Conjuring. Other topics include the real Bathsheba Sherman, the D&D alignment of cats and dogs, and eyebrows. Have you ever met someone whose cousin played chess with Aesop Rock's cat?Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

17 - Fantastic Mustache

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019 72:47


Wendy and Hannah had a very spooky night recording this episode! This week your hosts are watching Bela Lugosi in Dracula (1931) and Hannah shows off her best Transylvanian accent. Also featured are more obnoxious Halloween toys and two whole new superlatives especially for this movie. Do you have a real-life scary story to share? Do you have a movie OR TV recommendation for us?Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

16 - Werewolves? Sure, Whatever.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2019 87:22


It's October! You know what that means: it's almost Halloween! This week Wendy shows Hannah her first ever werewolf movie: An American Werewolf in London. Other topics include the 1960's gothic soap opera Dark Shadows and the Canadian reality show Paranormal Survivor. Do you like your werewolves on two legs, four legs, or more legs?Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

15 - Chekhov's Croissant

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 83:11


This week your hosts are watching Les Yeux Sans Visage - Eyes Without a Face! Hannah and Wendy discuss Mini-Halloweens, the goth manual, and which snack foods would be the best to take with you on a heist. Hannah gets real about her hatred of mouth sounds and Wendy gets too high for critical analysis. Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

14 - Double Feature: Summer Camp Choppy-Chop! Part 2

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 66:40


In Part 2 of this Double Feature extravaganza, your hosts watch a movie that Hannah has actually seen before - The Final Girls! (Not to be confused with the similarly titled but singular Final Girl. We haven't seen that movie and have no opinions on it.) In this meme-peppered episode, Tori the Pod-cat interrupts and special guest Kai shares the spookiest thing that has ever happened to hir. Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

13 - Double Feature: Summer Camp Choppy-Chop! Part 1

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019 59:45


It's Friday the 13th! In Part 1 of our first Double Feature, your hosts discuss how Celcius works before watching the original Friday the 13th (1980). Hannah and recurring guest Kai describe their visit to The Dungeon in Edinburgh and Kai divulges a fear of mirrors. Wendy can't read Adrienne King's name and never bothers to look it up.Stay tuned next week for Part 2! Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

12 - Bossy Lesbian Gym Teacher

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2019 83:09


Listen, we don't pretend to know how raccoons think. This week your hosts are flying blind into the podcast as they tackle high school bullying and Stephen King's Carrie (1976). Hannah and Wendy also touch briefly on V/H/S/2 and the new Pet Sematary before covering anime favorites, further raccoon shenanigans, and what will happen to the podcast if one of them dies.Do you have a raccoon story to share? Ever gotten a text message from a dead relative? Do you disagree with Hannah? Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

11 - Grappling Hook-ologist

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2019 89:58


Surprise! This podcast is now specifically targeted towards our close personal friend, American hip-hop artist Aesop Rock. In this episode your hosts cover above-ground vinyl swimming pools, highway collapses, and one of the world's earliest 3-D movies, Vincent Price's House of Wax. Hannah gets a little too high and Wendy divulges a shocking secret: she doesn't know how to ride a bicycle. Are you a goth alien robot? Are you a grappling hook expert? Do you know who our mommy is?Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

10 - Exclamatorily Hot

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2019 91:02


This week, Hannah and Wendy pull out their very best drinking stories in celebration of one of Wendy's all-time favorite horror comedies, Grabbers! Wendy explains the mechanics of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories and boy, Hannah sure has a lot to say about Ireland. Do you have a movie recommendation? Do you have any drinking stories to share? Have you eaten a Tombstone pizza in the last 15 years?Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

9 - Now He's Dead. Stupid.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2019 80:17


Your hosts return victorious after an accidental hiatus! In this week's thrilling episode, Wendy and Hannah discuss migraines from hell, bizarre animal encounters (featuring a surprise contribution from Kai of GWP!), and their theories about 2012's found-footage anthology V/H/S. Wendy describes a scene from a Japanese surrealist film and Hannah talks about the intricacies of acting drunk. And guess what? Hannah FINALLY GETS SCARED. Do you have a real-life scary story or movie recommendation for us? Have any terrifying childhood nightmares to share? Have you ever read the House of Night YA series?Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

8 - Edwardian Latchkey Kids

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2019 83:17


This week, Hannah and Wendy cover The Woman in Black, featuring our sweet son Daniel Radcliffe in his first adult role! Your hosts also discuss Edwardian men's fashion, theater superstitions, and how many British actors were in the main cast of Lord of the Rings. Hannah reads the entire plot of the movie Legion for no reason at all. Do you have a real-life scary story to share? Did you ever get seriously injured while unsupervised as a child? Do you know who was in The Last Witch Hunter? Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

7 - Impossible to Google

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2019 78:30


One, two, Freddy's coming for you! Hannah and Wendy discuss the Food Network, Carrot Top, and Wes Craven's original Nightmare on Elm Street. Both hosts are heavily sleep deprived - perhaps even as sleep deprived as Nancy Thompson is by the end of the movie! Wendy describes disturbing live-action children's shows and Hannah tries (with little success) to read Wendy's handwriting. Are you the real Fred Krueger? Have you ever had a grievous hand injury? Do you know how many humans it takes to make 500 gallons of blood? Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.comFacebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

6 - Sue Me, Anne Rice

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 92:30


In this weeks special guest episode (featuring Kai from If It's Gay We Play!) your hosts cover the 1994 adaptation of Interview with the Vampire. Shenanigans abound as Wendy, Hannah, and Kai read listener mail, discuss Hannah's severe arachnophobia, and guess which Vampire Chronicles character each host is most like. Wendy shares differences between the novels and the movie, Kai kills the mood, and Hannah forgets about the Louisiana Purchase. Anyway, don't talk to us or our terrible son Lestat ever again.Is Tom Cruise a psychopath? Do you want to be a vampire? Have you ever said Anne Rice's name three times into a mirror? Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

5 - RIP Donald, He Did His Best

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2019 76:53


This week Hannah and Wendy drink a bottle of wine and realize neither of them know how many shots are in a movie. Wendy does know that the monster is shown in 120 shots of the 2006 South Korean blockbuster, The Host. That sure seems like a lot. Hannah says "military industrial complex" five times fast and Wendy describes a single-panel cartoon. How many shots are in a movie? We have no idea. Please email us and let us know. Also: send us your movie recommendations and your real life scary stories! We'd love to read them on the show.Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

4 - Goth Glee

Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2019 73:18


Hannah and Wendy cover their favorite and least favorite 90's cartoons, early internet memes, and the baffling architecture in 1959's House on Haunted Hill. Hannah loses many goth points live on air and waxes poetic about actress Carol Ohmart. Wendy makes a bad, bad joke and she is so, so sorry. Do you have a real-life scary story to share? Have you ever found anything weird in your creepy old house? Ever had your car break down at Sonic Drive-In? We want to hear about it!Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

3 - Jacked By the Power of Metal

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2019 78:57


Are you BRVTAL enough to handle this? In this week's episode, Hannah and Wendy discuss hagfish, the metal bands they loved as teenagers, and how much they both really want to become cyborgs. Hannah gets the most scared so far by 2015 indie film The Devil's Candy. Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

2 - Hard-Hitting Transparent Journalism

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2019 72:55


Transparent? Get it? Because ghosts are transparent? No, it's fine. You don't have to laugh. It's fine. In this week's episode Hannah and Wendy discuss harrowing bicycle rides, goth origin stories, and the BBC's banned faux-documentary, Ghostwatch. All of Hannah's roommates microwave things. Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by @travelkitmusic! www.travelkitmusic.com

1 - We're Here for You and Your Shoulderpads

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2019 69:16


In this week's episode, Wendy and Hannah talk about getting stranded at Sonic Drive-In, the late 90's paranormal kids' show "So Weird," and Clive Barker's Hellraiser. Hannah gets grossed out and Wendy premiers her impression of Kayako from Ju-On. Email us! noexitpodcast@gmail.comFacebook: @noexitpodcast Instagram: @noexitpodcastTheme song by Travel Kit www.travelkitmusic.com Facebook: @travelkitmusic Instagram: @travelkitmusic

0 - Veniation from Radus!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2019 48:50


In the inaugural episode of No Exit, Hannah and Wendy discuss Tombstone Pizza, Raisinets, and George Romero's 1968 zombie classic, Night of the Living Dead. Hannah doesn't get even a little bit scared. Theme song by Travel Kit: www.travelkitmusic.com Facebook: @travelkitmusic Instagram: @travelkitmusic

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