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Every day, Comedians Greg Warren and Brendan Eyre attempt the New York Times Crossword Puzzle. Every Week, they report their triumphs, failures, observations, and complaints. Lots of complaints. Trust us, it’s way funnier than it sounds. For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com

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    • Mar 17, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Latest episodes from One Down with Greg Warren and Brendan Eyre

    March 17 – Rocket Pocket

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 63:46


    Greg starts the podcast off with a killer quiz. Brendan can't afford a mic. A special guest drops in. Is a ragamuffin a waif? Plus, a special message at the end. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    March 2 – Never Trust the Cloud

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 72:38


    Comedians Greg Warren and Brendan Eyre tackle the New York Times' Crossword Puzzles from 2/22-2/28. The guy's analyze the contents of Sno-Balls. Are the Amish Barn Braggers? Brendan comes up with an interesting tennis/pregnancy based riddle, and finally... CACAO!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    February 22 – Diaper Technology

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 74:54


    Comedians Greg Warren and Brendan Eyre tackle the New York Times' Crossword Puzzles from 2/15-2/21. Check out the Thursday section for maybe their worst jokes yet! Brendan gives some tips on dancing the Hora. Greg pulls out his world renowned impression. The guys decide the Bahamian economy is entirely based on rhyming with "mama". Plus a deep dive on Skeelo and a good old fashioned acting clinic.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    February 8 – Richard Grieco Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 73:39


    Comedians Greg Warren and Brendan Eyre tackle the New York Times' Crossword Puzzles from 2/1-2/7 in possibly their silliest episode yet. They debut a hot new segment and present some riveting Japanese theater. Brendan recounts the time he called the Sega corporation and Greg alienates all of our female listeners. Plus some hot cryptocurrency investment tips (buy FakeMoney.com). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    February 1 – Doctor Doctor Dre

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 67:10


    Comedians Greg Warren and Brendan Eyre discuss the New York Times crossword puzzles from 1/25-1/31. Their favorite guest drops by and isn't in a good mood. The guys realize it wasn't exactly unusual to try to cook Bugs Bunny and realize there are things more odious than envy. Greg fruitlessly continues to try to teach Brendan to tell a story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    January 25 – Cracky Johnson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 70:17


    Greg Warren and Brendan Eyre discuss the New York Times crossword puzzles from 1/18 - 1/24. This one's a Whopper fest. We get into the famed Al Greco Museum, Crisco, and surgery prep. Who doesn't love a little Crisco talk? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    January 20 – Akimbo Slice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 73:12


    Greg Warren and Brendan Eyre discuss the New York Times Crossword Puzzles from 1/11 - 1/17. Sorry for the late release, Brendan had a baby. We ask ourselves: are people overreacting on frozen tundras and are buttons actually cute? We discuss disciplined spoon players. Some informative seven seas talk, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    January 11 – Honest Shinzu

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 75:17


    Greg Warren and Brendan Eyre discuss the New York Times crossword puzzles from 1/4-1/10. Brendan gets a great deal on half a baseball, Greg has a bone to pick with Pat Benetar, and huge news from Mike & Ike. Plus, the first even Man of the Week award, some Methusaleh talk, insider info on the peanut butter biz, and an in depth look at Gout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    January 4 – Burrito Supreme Leader

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 75:29


    Greg and Brendan discuss the New York Times Crossword puzzles from 12/28/20-1/3/21. They get into Methuselah, specifically the one from the bible, a deep dive into the US' freestanding structure problem, and demand more wholesome cheating in track and field. Plus another episode of Win Greg's Money, where he's quizzed on Family Feud hosts. Be Sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Follow us! Greg Warren Instagram:  @grockwarren Twitter: @gregwarrren  Website:GregWarrenComedy.com Brendan Eyre Instagram and Twitter: @EyreBud TikTok: @RealBrendanEyre OneDown Instagram and Twitter: @OneDownPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    December 21 – Hard Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 73:28


    Greg and Brendan take on the New York Times Crossword puzzles for 12/14-12/20. Another riveting episode of Win Greg's Money. We meet a new operatic sensation. The fellas go in deep on both calamari and the Tamil Tigers. We meet Greg's neighbor, Mr. McQuire and of course do some Iditarod talk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    December 14 – Woot Woot, Good Sir

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 76:30


    Greg and Brendan discuss the NYT crosswords from 12/7-12/13. We hear about Muhammad Ali's fear of flying, previously unknown info regarding Greg Louganis' feet, and the great Ron Popeil vs. IBM debacle. Greg breaks out into a fan favorite (yes, it's Uriah Heep), Brendan makes possibly his worst joke yet, and the guys take a deep dive on Mrs. Fields vs. Famous Amos. Also some general Redhead discussion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    December 7 – Double Clean

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 74:33


    Roof talk. Hippocrates was a terrible doctor. Cancel April Fools? Little known Lohan/Deniro collab. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    November 30 – Unix Eunuchs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 76:39


    Underwater mountain climber. Murder sets. Baby snake oil. Do I get the goat? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    November 23 – Shish KeRobert

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 71:41


    Little Rhody makes a triumphant return. We know nada. Sam I ain't. The strip poker guy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    November 16 – That's a No From Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 81:25


    Pope Brody. Sodium Ohio. We got reverse Enoki'd. Carnie talk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    November 9 – Dumbspringa

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 80:21


    Apple seed serial killer? Humpty talk. Eazy guidance. Queen rankings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    November 2 – The Fogbow Coalition

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 79:12


    Slighting Boitano. Racing amok. Mister sister. Fall Aluminum foliage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    October 26 – Double Protest

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 76:04


    B.Y.O. Flamethrower. Defending Peanut. We lie loud. Sharp as a vegetable. New episodes arrive every Monday via The Laugh Button For advertising opportunities email advertise@thelaughbutton.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    October 19 – We Are The Niche of All Niches

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 78:11


    Thor's Goats. Greg channels Monica Seles. Respectful spitters? Veg-O-Mite! New episodes arrive every Monday via The Laugh Button podcasts For advertising opportunities email advertise@thelaughbutton.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    October 12 – Your Turn

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 78:36


    Gwalter. Still in search of the double clean. Its war. Ridin' the rails with spiders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    October 5 – Fool Me Thrice

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 78:57


    Brendan went to massage class. Wet Peanuts. Stop with the tweens. Degenerate art. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    September 28 – A Man Called Gundred

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 79:21


    The death of “e.g.”. Brendan can’t “Pfft”. Balloon Fest ’86. The Springfield Vacuum Cleaners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    September 21 – We Will Grock You

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 81:08


    Mutiny on the Apollo. Earthism is an ugly thing. Deany Rebrand. Horsey saucing around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    September 14 – Raisin' Bran

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 78:58


    Oscar De La Basura. No more Billy Joel in fighter jets. I gotta get me one of them Irocs. Take the ants off the log. New episodes arrive every Monday Visit MyBookie: https://bit.ly/MYB-ONEDOWN and use promo code ONEDOWN and double your first deposit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    September 7 – Otto Von Biz Markie

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 82:20


    Sivakumar triumphs. Escalator pitches. There's more than one way to fill a pool. Earl Dracula. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    August 31 – Beer Can Acuras

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 81:57


    Adidas vs. Avia. Women's Rights and apple sauce. Pepsi's big day. Out of unison carolers. There's only one way to spell a sneeze. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    August 24 – Old Canoe

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 83:55


    Brendan is a claw machine legend. Greg has a uniques typing style. The Notorious AES scores a double clue of the week. Cul-de-blank talk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    August 17 – This is a Thing We've Never Seen Before

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 82:08


    Joe Dipietro make's history. Justice for One Man Bands. U-Boat or Me-Boat? Settling the Jenny Craig score. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    August 10 – Under Protest

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 76:39


    Brendan debuts a new sound effect. Free range bocce. Buckeye talk, and some Sloanes, Jordans, and Merediths.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Aug 3 – Greg Goes Clean

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 76:17


    Brendan does not go clean and Greg does not demonstrate grace. Be sure to tip your doctors. Quicksand talk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    July 27 – Are You Jazzed?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 75:37


    Has Brendan ruined the podcast? The many sides of mace. Brendan rambles about the Genghis Khan and some movie no one's ever seen and Greg is not pleased. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    July 20 – Roast Beef Handed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 81:44


    What if Stuart Scott' catchphrase was "Take That"? Spies have it easy these days. Brendan's pinball un-wizardry, and some tips on Radon testing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    July 13 – Enough With the Esses

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 75:45


    Brendan uses a landmark case to segue into yet another salmon canning story. Greg dares to bring up the Jenny Craig group incident. The guys take a hard look at knock off Lipizzaners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    July 6th - Disregarding Sabin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 83:46


    Jim Croce deep dive, Victorian sex tips, and Brendan discovers advertising gold. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    June 29 – Lava Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 77:41


    Brendan shares his definitive pasta rankings. There's no Jack in Irish Coffee. Plus, Brendan has to dial back a tremendous construction lie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    June 22 – But Wait, There's More

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 81:45


    Greg defends Hawaiian Punch and Sunny Delight. We hear the most serious words in podcasting: Gasp Off. Plus, Greg has a phenomenal new restaurant concept. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    June 15 – Disgusted with Feh

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 84:53


    Greg becomes a Gertrude Ederle enthusiast. There is a deep dive on the Wright brothers. Brendan wrote some Tom Swifties and apparently looks like a dirty greaseball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    June 8 – En Garde

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 81:18


    The great unicycle controversy. Greg chickens out with Leonardo DiCaprio's ex. Michael Caine stops by, sort of. Ovid's back, baby! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    June 1 – Rangers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 81:12


    Greg quizzes Brendan about his Eli knowledge. The guys talk gelt. A Visigoth deep dive and the boys get into over pepitas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    May 25 – Dangerously Endangered

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 80:57


    Brendan's obsession with birds rears its ugly beak. Greg channels Sir Mix-a-Lot. Alanis Morissette's spoon order and an in depth look into the world of Japanese theater. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    May 18 – Nobody Puts Mamie in a Corner

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 79:15


    Brendan goes clean this week and Greg comes close. Brendan has a thing for Swiss Miss. Greg thought Black Panther took place in a bank. And the boys do a deep dive on whoppers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    May 11 – In and Out of the Penalty Box

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 82:27


    The guys might have found the Monday Clue of the decade. Greg's musical ear gets him out of hot water. Brendan sells out his own heritage and nobody gets to 10th base. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    May 4 – Ace May or May Not Be the Place

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 83:56


    Description: Greg missed a Wednesday and isn't happy about it. The guys both get busted by a tough Friday. Brendan commits his first arson at a theme restaurant and Greg takes umbrage with the myth of Fuzzy Wuzzy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    April 27 – Thrilla in Cleveland

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 81:04


    Neither of the guys go clean on a tough week. Greg shows off his acting chops. An interesting revelation arises regarding the Beach Boys. The boys disagree over Brendan's big new segment debut, but enthusiastically agree about mid-level, casual-dining establishments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    April 20 – Drunken Cow

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 76:15


    Wednesday is a Saturday, Thursday is a Saturday, and Saturday is a Thursday. Greg breaks down Italian window coverings and Brendan invents a hit product at Starbucks. Side note: Never go to prom or a Jewish wedding with Greg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    April 13 – Pulling the Bird

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 80:06


    Greg is horrified of ammonia. Brendan defends Mister Spock. The guys find out all Sallys are Sarahs, and Greg defensively defends his dissertation. Also, Lager and Fagliano finally get their moment in the sun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    April 6 – Diddly Bop

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2020 73:44


    Greg goes work week clean, while Brendan falls victim to the Shortzy Fake on Sunday. Brendan won't stop talking about monkeys in space and Greg shares some Sneaky Pete with a diddly bop. Also, Gary saves the office with an axe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    March 30 – I'm Ho

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 76:08


    Brendan drops a dime on his hometown. An argument involving the month of June puts the future of the podcast at risk. Brendan confesses that he used to substitute Starbucks cups for nudie mags. Did Greg fall for another Wry/Dry ambush? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    March 23 – Little Roadie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 76:44


    The guys discuss crossword creators making the leap from Mondays to the Big Show: Friday, Saturday, Sundays. Arthur Ashe makes a triumphant return! Did one of the Munchkins meet a tragic end on the set of the Wizard of Oz? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    March 16 – Pam Shoe Shampoo

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 71:20


    The debut episode and the guys almost get jammed up on a Tuesday! Greg learns the origin of the phrase cattle “rustling” from a dubious source – Brendan. We find out Greg auditioned to play Robin Williams in a made-for-TV movie. Tune in to find out if he got the part! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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