Pine Riders Radio

In this episode, we discuss the blockbuster 4 team trade that gave tubby James Harden the reunion with Kevin Durant he wanted, the NBA's strange new protocols and whether head coaches matter anymore. Stay tuned for our special guest: vaccinated stand up comedian Gavin Matts (Conan, Ramy, The Ringers w/ Bill Burr)

In this episode, we discuss the pandemic of NBA family's branding themselves, the etiquette of getting dunked on and why Kyrie doesn't want to play basketball anymore. Check it.

In this episode, we discuss the intriguing largesse of the Harden strip club video, the proposal to play NBA games in high school gyms and our predictions for the season. Check it.

In this episode, we discuss the supermax deals of Giannis and PG13, Kyrie and Kd's bizarre but telling IG live conversation and the fate of the Knicks. Stay tuned for a special guest!

In this episode, we discuss the best and pettiest trade requests of the past few years, the Harden era coming to an end in Houston and the real reason Kyrie isn't speaking to the media this year. Check it.

In this episode, we discuss the wild free agency deals of the past month including Montrezl Harrell to the Lakers, Brandon Ingram getting a max contract and the Knicks getting absolutely no one. Stay tuned for a secret guest with exclusive insights! Peace and luv.

In this episode, we discuss the toxicity of the new Brooklyn Nets roster, the weakness of this years draft and how no one can beat me in basketball. Wait till the end for a special guest! Werk kweens!

In this episode, we discuss the alienation of Kawhi on the Clippers because of his laugh, the stupidity of the entire Knicks organization and China bringing an end to the Rockets. Check it.

In this episode, we discuss the heroic comeback of Lebron James' stepfather, Delonte West, to the bubble, the NBA's glorious return to China and CP3 coming to the Big Apple. Check it.

In this episode, the Boys discuss the correlation between the red hue of Frank Vogels anger and the lakers success, Melo's preposterous comments on his legacy and Kyrie and KD's coup de t'at of the Brooklyn Nets. Check it.

In this episode, we discuss the LeBron-Delonte West connection, Mark Cuban's intentions with his rescue of the troubled stepfather of LeBron and our predictions for the Finals. Check it.

In this episode, we discuss Paul George's abortion budget, Lebron covering his steroid induced breasts through unconventional screening techniques and my induction into the NBA hall of fame.

In this episode, we investigate the conspiracy behind the affair between a covid-19 testing official and Danuel House, the guy who makes LeBron sit on HGH needles and trying to convince Giannis to come to NYC. Come sit on the pine with us.

In this episode, we talk about the different ways to call a foul in a pickup game and what that reveals about your character, where Giannis will end up in 2021 because he can't make decisions and why Jason Tatum should be put in jail for punching the air. CHeck it BaBes.

In this episode, we talk about the best way to be an activist in today's NBA, the cuteness that was the Nuggets v. Jazz series and Cp3's nut shots. Check it.

In this episode, we discuss the pre-strike stories in the league: the politics behind calling someone a b**** a** w******boi on the court vs. disrespecting their jumpshot, talking trash from the pine and Dwyane Wade's son's fallen phallus. Check it out and enjoy the end!

In this special Emergency Episode, we discuss the meaning of the word escrow vs. scarecrow, the Magic being left out to dry by the Bucks not taking the floor and the impact of the NBA postponing their games. Check it out and hit that subscribe/follow button.

In this episode, we welcome the Mumbai Massacre/The Bombay Bomber himself. Madhesh Desai to the Pine Riding squad. Then we talk about Nick Nurse's internship, refs having more right to expression than players and LeBron's HGH tune-up. Stay tuned for an exclusive locker room clip of Melo and George Karl going at it! Have a good week to everyone riding the pine!

We talk about raising the stakes for the next NBA season, where the Giannis Headbutt ranks in the realm of great headbutts in sports and why you should never buy Under Armour Basketball shoes. Check it out!

In this episode, we talk my pick and roll prowess, how to make the regular NBA season as awesome as the bubble and why Melo may or may not have five phrases in his vocabulary. Check it out babes.

This week we discuss the magic in Magic City's wings, being a part of the illustrious 'Bout Dat Action category and LeBron's admirable allegiance to Supreme Leader Xi Jinping. You what to do. Hit that like and subscribe for the juice. Follow me on instagram: @samuelladam and TikTok before it gets banned: @slichtenstein

We talk the upcoming bubble season, the magic of Bol Bol, Carmelo's fat booty and our predictions for the end of the season and the world. The Pine Riders are dedicated to serving the misfits, the outcasts, the bench warmers, the failed Vine stars and those who peaked in middle school. If you want professional takes, go to the Disney Company. We're not qualified. Share your completely valid opinions of us in the comments! Happy Apocalypse!