President Trump's Pod

Last night was the worst night of my life... backstabbing and utter betrayal. I thought Mike Pence was a good guy? I thought Nick Cage was my bestie? I thought WRONG. How am I going to steal back the Declaration of Independence? Come and listen to this ongoing story. Also, does Paula Dean's Restaurant have a gluten-free menu? Yes, the menu itself is gluten-free, but the food is not. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

Hey, guys. I'm still here LOL --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

Me and Nicolas Cage are staked out in an abandoned RadioShack at a Tanger Outlet mall. I'm following Nick's lead on this one - he has been in 103 more action movies than me so I trust him with our mission. Will we succeed? That is up to you... to listen and find out. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

Totally trying to get my usual at Starbucks when I see that the Muppets are conveniently there in real life. It was a little bonkers. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

You and everyone else must know that I am officially going to start running again! I cannot do this alone, so I have formulated a dream team to help push me to my absolute limits. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

Today I celebrate the 4th of July with some of my best friends/frenemies. It's a whole lot of beans, hotdogs, shuffleboard, and freedom! A big thank you to those who have sacrificed their lives for our freedom and those who have fought/will fight for our country. May God bless America. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

Me and Nicolas Cage rendezvous at superior chain restaurant Chili's to devise a plan to STEAL the Declaration of Independence! 2024 WILL BE MINE. (side note - these jalapeño poppers are to die for!!) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

There are certain tasks I must accomplish before I run for office in 2024. Between running for office in my JC Penney penny loafers and running down the street in my white New Balance athletic shoes, I am going to be one tired billionaire. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

I planned a movie date with my wife but it didn't go as planned! Sheesh! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

I was in dire need of a vacay so I spun my Wonder Globe and stopped it on none other than... Weber County, Utah. Come along with me on this pod to hear of my wonderful experiences in this "heavenly yet humble" county! From the Dinosaur Park to a seeing a mountain goat on a (you guessed it) mountain, there are somewhat exciting things to do in Weber County! After visiting this fantastic county, it had me saying my new favorite catch phrase - "Leave it to Weber" - for a week straight.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

STRIKE! No more gutter balls for you. I can SPARE you some of my time and give you my top five bowling tips so that way you will NEVER look like a TURKEY again! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

There is something very special about random acts of kindness. Join me as I tell you what someone did for me this morning that almost left me in tears. I was so inspired by that person's act of giving that I decided to do the same thing. Mike Pence joins us. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

We are going to MAKE PODCASTS GREAT AGAIN. This week we are going on a journey of relaxation and tranquility as I let you listen in on one of my Yoga & Meditation tapes (Trump's Oasis). I have four volumes of these things on VHS and was able to get ahold of one. Hope you can get away from the hustle and bustle of life's headaches for a bit and join me in some deep meditation. Trump's Oasis is available for pre-order at select retailers. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

What happened to me was FRAUD. I will not stand for it - and neither should you! The numbers were incorrect and YOU need to know the truth. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

What is Bill Clinton getting for Christmas? What about my kids? Come have a cup of eggnog and listen to the pod while I let you in on some gifts I'm giving out this Christmas. Have a holly, jolly, HUGE Christmas this year!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

These are my top five ways to save you some of your hard earned cash. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

My opinion on staying at the White House and what hobbies I may get into in the upcoming months. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

Actor extraordinaire Willem Dafoe and country superstar Brad Paisley explain to me what "a dollop of Daisy" is during our exciting exclusive brunch of best friends. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

Tim Allen! What else can I say? Well, quite a bit more - you'll have to listen to find out! I hope to get in touch with Richard Karn soon - I've been looking for a new flannel shirt and he could definitely point me in the right direction. *not actually sponsored by Binford Tools --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

This pod we look at my top five delivery services! No spoilers here.... or here. Or here. You guys might wanna listen to that song "Signed, Sealed, Delivered - I'm Yours" before listening. I don't know many songs about delivery other than that one. Great tune. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

This week I will be updating you, the American people, on what I have been doing since I have had the corona virus. From walking my dog in the Oval Office, to yoga with Alex Trebek - I give you the HUGE details. *not actually sponsored by Halls --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

Who's hungry? I am? Yes. I am. Let's talk about what my favorite foods are and why. I'm craving a patty melt. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

Listen, we all love the Dreamcast 64 and the Microsoft Playstation, so let's do some talking about some of the most influential video games in my awesome life. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support

This episode we will touch on my favorite kid's cartoons ever. It's gonna be HUGE! We are gonna take a break from talk about the corona virus and just chill out for a bit and get our minds off of it for a while. It's gonna be fantastic. We've got cartoons for days. I hope you will listen to my pod and after maybe watch yourself a cartoon or two. Who knows? Maybe you'll even pick out one of my favs to get started on. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/anthony-holcomb/support