Princess Problems

Weeeee'reeee baaaackkkkk!!!!!! Here's a little ditty that we had in the archives so excuse the fact that we're talking about live action Lion King like it hasn't happened yet.. But, we take a trip to the African plains to hang out with our favorite carefree friends in, The (animated) Lion King!!!

19 - Oooh Barracuda - Finding Nemo by Princess Problems

#TBT 2 - For Kirsten Storms - Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century by Princess Problems

If you're feeling un poco loco, join us on our rollercoaster of emotions with our favorite little man, in the movie, Coco!!

17 - They Should Have a Permit - Enchanted by Princess Problems

We're back!!! This week, we travel all the way back to before the earth was a thing. Where Gods of the underworld apparently had more power than the head God, and some learn the hard way that nepotism doesn't get you too far on Mount Olympus! Join us as we dissect the Disnified version of Greek Mythology, Hercules!

15 - Can He Wish For Nipples? - Aladdin by Princess Problems

Better late than never, right?! DUH!! To extend the Christmas spirit a bit, we're releasing the episode that almost didn't happen... We watched The Santa Clause!!! Defying death by electrocution AND avoiding murder, Sam and Lan sure had a good time recording this one!!

Welp, that was a bit creepy.. Join us as we travel down to NOLA for some great music, but weird relationships in The Princess and the Frog!!

IS IT A COIN OR IS IT A GEM?? The Question of the hour, that we got to the bottom of but not without a heated debate about it.. Join us as we travel all the way to the South Pacific to the scenic, and sort of cult-y island inhabited by our favorite bad ass non-princess, Moana!

11 - Hit 'er Wit Dat Magic Doe - Frozen by Princess Problems

What a wild ride this was.. Join us as we navigate a plot-less 60's classic, Mary Poppins!!

This week, we take a look at one of our favorite Disney live action movies, Princess Diaries! Join us as we recount what it's like to be awkward, and to dream about having a long lost grandma drop a big old royal bomb on us!

Happy Halloween, Disneyheads! It's everyone's favorite, spooky time of year and to honor that we watched a true Disney classic, Hocus Pocus! Strap up for this one cause we've got a lot of great one liners, but also a lot of dead children.. Join us as we navigate through the early 90's in a town that's suuuper obsessed with 3 sisters from many years ago.

Our first #TBT episode!! In honor of everyone's favorite month, October, we're starting off our #TBT series with Halloweentown!! Where racism is a little more on the DL but little dick energy can be found in any world!!

In episode lucky number seven, Lan's not feeling so lucky as we delve in to her least favorite Disney movie, Snow White. Where evil sadistic Queens are rampant and consent is nowhere to be found, join us as we unpack how weird it would be to live with 7, tiny, strange men.

A very merry UnBirthday to all!! What happens in this movie? We're not totally sure, but we had a hell of a good time talking about it!! Join us as we work our way though one of the more confusing movies we've seen in a while, Alice In Wonderland.

In our fifth episode, we take it back to the beginning of the princess realm to one of the most iconic princesses with the least amount of dialogue, Cinderella! Where mice that don't really speak english have waaay more lines and screen time than our titular character, how fun!

What do you get when you cross toxic masculinity, Stockholm Syndrome, beastiality and vague French accents?! Beauty and the Beast, that's what! We take a look into this weirdly enchanted land, where giant castles can be forgotten and a petulant child who was just following the basic rules of stranger danger, had himself and all of his employees punished for ten long years.

In episode three, we take a really whitewashed look at some questionable American "history" with everyones favorite Native American princess, Pocahontas!

In our second episode, we travel across the world and back in time to the wonderful, empowering and feminist (kinda..) story of our favorite female disney character, Mulan.

On our first episode, Sam and Lan dive (pun intended) head first into the weird and watery world of The Little Mermaid. Where shirtless dads are mean and sometimes the youngest sister really is the worst.