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Mother Debbie describes Brazil as “humid”and recommends Panda Express; Syngin reveals all he wants in life is to “buy some property and chill”; Kalani and Asuelu give us a lot to talk about. but none of it is fun. Get $20 off your at-home fertility test at ModernFertility.com/CRAYCRAY - use your HSA or FSA to pay for it! Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Asuelu is on a bus somewhere, maybe to Utah? Mother Debbie invites herself on her son's bang trip; Andrei is surprisingly NOT the person that blows up at the unsuspecting airline employee for Libby's luggage being a 1/2 pound over the allowable weight. Get 50% off (almost) any one item at AdamAndEve.com using code CRAYCRAY. Get 10% off your first month of Betterhelp at at Betterhelp.com/CRAYCRAY Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

Asuelu learns women can be doctors. Larissa informs her audience that she’s not interested in philanthropy. Marine prepares to be homeless in America.    Get 50% off (almost) any one item at AdamAndEve.com using code CRAYCRAY.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray   Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

Andrei plans a $40k wedding in THE MOST DANGEROUS COUNTRY ON EARTH; Colt is terrible; Angela discovers she hath not an egg. Get $20 off your at-home fertility test at modernfertility.com/CRAYCRAY. For 50% off your first order (and free shipping!) with Feals CBD go to feals.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY Get 15% off your first Aurate purchase at AurateNewYork.com/craycray and use code CRAYCRAY Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

Larissa buys a butt; Libby's family doesn't want to go to MAL-DOVA; Angela uses her bra as storage. Visit storyworth.com/CRAYCRAY to get $10 off your order. Go to BetterHelp.com/CRAYCRAY and use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Link to our Equal Justice Initiative Facebook fundraiser: https://www.facebook.com/donate/285276995997615/285277009330947/ Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

We’re all really mad at Big Ed. And Stephanie. And Stephanie’s friends, even the Italian. And Tom. And Avery, a little. Visit dukecannon.com and use the promocode CRAYCRAY for 10% off your entire order. Free shipping with orders over $20. Visit ModernFertility.com/CRAYCRAY to get $20 off your at-home fertility test. Go to BetterHelp.com/CrayCray and use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

Stephanie drones on about trust (again); David moans and fails to hug for any appropriate length; Yolanda is apparently still on this show. Visit dukecannon.com and use the promocode CRAYCRAY for 10% off your entire order. Free shipping with orders over $20. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. We go really deep on David. Apologies in advance. REMINDER: David still doesn’t have Lana’s phone number. Visit dukecannon.com and use the promo code CRAYCRAY for 10% off your entire order. Free shipping with orders over $20. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

Lisa is somehow EVEN WORSE this week; Ed tries to squeeze out a single fake tear but doesn’t succeed; Ash wears a towel; Erika just doesn’t give a f*ck anymore, and we’re with her. Visit feals.com/craycray and get 50% off your first order of premium CBD oil.Go to BetterHelp.com/CrayCray and use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

IMPORTANT: Spoilers starting 08:30 - 22:10   Avery remains calm despite the man-baby losing his shit; Stephanie throws a bowl; David get one-upped by a children's hockey game; ROSE IS HERO.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray   Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

Rose serves Ed a dish of truth and reality; Erika eats more fried rice; Ash needs a Snickers.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray   Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

Two words: Ash’s seminar. Today’s episode is ad-free! Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes every week? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

Baby Girl Lisa uses the word “Mommy” to refer to Usman’s mother at least 49 times this episode; Stephanie continues to blame Erika for being a responsible, communicative adult person; David drinks an entire bottle of champagne by himself. Visit feals.com/craycray and get 50% off your first order of premium CBD oil.Go to BetterHelp.com/CrayCray and use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

We’re 8 episodes into the season, and we FINALLY go goat shopping with Baby Girl Lisa; Ed is hosed down along with a diseased rat; Erika and Stephanie continue to prove that they aren't actually in a relationship. Go to TakeCareOf.com and use code CRAYCRAY50 to get 50% off your first order of personalized vitamins. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

Ed and Rose bang a few hours after a foot massage, and an entire nation of 90 Day viewers still CAN. NOT. believe it; Usman finally stands up for himself. Go to BetterHelp.com/CrayCray and use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Lana’s train never arrives to the SHOCK AND AWE of David; Erika and Stephanie order expensive champagne and maybe take a bath; SojaBoy’s Premiere Party is the best scene of the season, and possibly the entire series. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

EVERY. SINGLE. VIEWER. is full of loathing for Ed, and we go deep on the Ed and Rose fight; BabyGirlLisa hates everyone she meets; We finally meet Outback Erika and she’s as adorable as we imagined.   Visit feals.com/craycray and get 50% off your first order of premium CBD oil.   Go too BetterHelp.com/CrayCray and use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

I AM SHOOKETH after watching Lisa and Usman in this episode and I MAY NOT RECOVER.Rose takes $3.00 from Ed’s wallet to pay for pajamas; David goes RV shopping for his ChatBot Ukrainian bride. Visit handy.com/craycray and use code CRAYCRAY to get your first 3-hour cleaning for $29 when you sign up for a plan. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

New Couple Alert! We finally meet Stephanie and her Aussie girlfriend Erica; Lisa arrives in Nigeria and we meet Goofballs v2; Darzy runs fastidiously on a treadmill until her boobs explode. Visit modernfertility.com/craycray and take Modern Fertility’s fertility quiz and get $20 off your Modern Fertility test. Go too BetterHelp.com/CrayCray and use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

With special co-host Matt Marr! Darcey and Stacey try on matching wedding dresses FOR BUSINESS; Ed packs the most horribly-packed suitcase in history; Yolanda’s boyfriend has a really bad understanding of airport geography. Enjoy this ad-free episode! Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes every week? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow Matt Marr on Instagram @themattmarr and @90daygays Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

New season, new cast, no condoms!  Lisa is worried about FEEE-MALES hitting on her Nigerian pop star boyfriend; Ed puts his dog in a backpack and rides around San Diego; Yolanda has NO F*CKING what a British accent sounds like.   Visit feals.com/craycray and get 50% off your first order of premium CBD oil.   Go to HelloFresh.com/craycray10 and use code CRAYCRAY10 to get 10 free meals and free shipping.   Go too BetterHelp.com/CrayCray and use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

ALIENS, MAN! We are forced to re-live the most irritating scenes of Season 7 during this two-night Tell All. Go to ModernFertility.com/craycray to get $20 off your home fertility test (making it only $159!) Please leave the podcast a 5 star review on iTunes! Thank you to everyone who has left a review! Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle  

Anna and Mursel get married, and we officially never have to talk about BEES again; Jasmin doesn’t understand flowers or what weddings are; Kyle and I go DEEP on Tania and Syngin’s wedding. Now... who’s ready for Before the 90 Season 4?! Go to betterhelp.com/craycray to get 10% off your first month! Please leave us a 5 star review on iTunes! Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

How long will Syngin and Tania stay together (if they get married)? What 90 Day cast member would make the best Bachelor or Bachelorette? Do we think it's ethical to put Mursel, or Finnish people, on TV? Because there's no new episode this week (because Sports Ball), we answer our listeners' most pressing questions. Valentine’s Day is around the corner! For 15% off your order of tasty cupcakes go to BakedByMelissa.com and use code craycray at checkout. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Tania shops for a black or red wedding dress BECAUSE SHE IS SO DIFFERENT FROM EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD; Mursel wins the K1 lottery; Jasmin’s parents prove for the 4th time this season that Finnish people are lovely, but they don’t belong on reality tv. Visit modernfertility.com/craycray to get $20 off your Modern Fertility test! Go to betterhelp.com/craycray to get 10% off your first month! Leave us a question or comment for next week’s Mail Bag episode (no new episode because Super Bowl!) at 90dayfiancenews.com/contact Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Blake and Jasmin (kind of?) argue; Angela haggles for a microwave with pre-counted money in her bra, with no help from MyKal; Tania and Syngin talk about how Mars and their moon energy have affected their fioghtin’ and f*ckin’. Visit feals.com/craycray and get 50% off your first order of premium CBD oil. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Sarah and Juliana are everyone’s new 90 Day couple; Mursel abandons Anna, elaborately explaining his feelings by repeating 5 words over and over again; SURPRISE, Jasmin is NOT excited about Blake’s music. Go to HelloFresh.com/craycray10 and use code craycray10 for 10 free meals including FREE shipping! Go too betterhelp.com/craycray to get 10% off your first month of counseling at Better Help! Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

If it were possible to dislike Tania more… or wait… was it Tiana… or T…. Sasha throws away GARBAGE FOOD; Emily opts to dye her hair Khaleesi blond; Jasmin won’t eat shrimp because FITNESS FOOD ONLY. Get $20 off your at-home fertility test (making it only $139!) at modernfertility.com/craycray Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Syngin does a lot of yard work and drinks Jack Daniels in a robe (which was the highlight of the episode); Mike goes out on the town by himself and drinks beer in pajamas for five hours; Anny trolls Robert with threesome requests; MyKal’s visa gets denied. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

We dish on all the Michael and Juliana Instagram (and show) drama; Robert teases Anny with an apartment he can’t lease, leaving her sexless for 12 more months; Sasha manages to body-shame Emily AND her sister in the same morning. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray For 50% off your first order (and free shipping!) with Feals CBD go to feals.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Sasha tells Emily to LOSE THAT F*CKING BABY WEIGHT; BEES have exactly the same conversation they’ve had for the last 5 episodes; MYKAL meets some expats in Lagos who shatter his IVF dreams. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray To try 6 bottles of wind for only $29.95 (plus free shipping!), go to TryFirstLeaf.com/CRAYCRAY Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

SURPRISE! Sasha sucks! Who’d have thought? Miguel acts as marriage counselor for Robert and Anny; Juliana admires a sponge and a $14,000 couch; Anna and Mursel… I don’t remember anything about Anna and Mursel because I fell asleep. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY For 50% off your first order (and free shipping!) with Feals CBD go to feals.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

We finally see bees… but Anna’s bees are STRAIGHT AMATEUR HOUR, NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME; Tania is terrible, a total liar, and we confirm that #TravelTania is not the same as #RealityTania; Anny meets Bryson’s (self-described) porn-star grandma; Mike and Natalie are our only hope. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray For 50% off your first order (and free shipping!) with Feals CBD go to feals.com/craycray Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

It's over. Because apparently the season finale just happened. No more Lacie. No more SHJohn. We're done! We're DONE!  SECURITY! SECURITY!

Robert takes Anny to the thrift store; Michael picks up Juliana in a Hummer and wants to make limo porn; Emily has THE WORST birth I’ve ever witnessed on this show.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray   Get your winter FabFitFun box for $39.95 at FabFitFun.com and use code CRAYCRAY   Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

We meet Sasha’s CRAZY ex-wife Masha (Seriously! Wasn’t she just CRAZY?!); Mursel is disappointed by his drive from Chicago to Omaha; Michael flies to Rio to meet his very young fiancé before her visa interview. To try 6 bottles of wine for only $29.95 (plus free shipping!), go to TryFirstLeaf.com/CRAYCRAY Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Lacie sucks.   To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to ZOLA.com/LOVECRAYCRAY   Interested in bonus and extended content? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Emily furiously googles the word for “episiotomy” in Russian; Tania creates a (pretty sparse) ’sex corner’ for the arrival of her South African beau; Two age-appropriate bee-keepers fail at using translator apps and make a new friend (OMAR!) at the airport. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Get 9 free meals with Hello Fresh at HelloFresh.com/CRAYCRAY9 and use code CRAYCRAY9 Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY Follow us on Instagram at @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle

We finally learn that Puppy is the puppet-master; Daniel asks his mother to buy his engagement ring… I mean… ‘promise ring’; Angela appears unable to block A**hole Tony’s number from her phone.   Interested in bonus and extended content? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

The Tell All was 4 hours long. FOUR HOURS. How many minutes of trash tv is that? I don’t know. I’m not accountant. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Daniel doesn’t know what FEEE-MALES do; Shane buys a ring somehow for $500 and then proposes to Lacey, but not nearly as well as Sh/John proposed (per Lacey); Glorietta’s mom is BAT SH*T CRAZY.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Ben offers 60 bowls and some funeral food for Akinyi (and it’s not nearly enough); Tim leaves Colombia with zero bangs; Rebecca tries to explain the nuances of the American legal system to Zied; Angela and MyKul have a pretty awesome engagement party. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Get 15% off your first purchase at ThriveCausmetics.com/CRAYCRAY and use code CRAYCRAY at checkout. Get your FabFitFun box now! Get $10 off your first box at www.fabfitfun.com and use code CRAYCRAY at checkout. Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Lacie's dad is MVP of the episode with his very articulate questioning of Shane; Cheryl goes completely bananas at Josh's family reunion, and Kenny might be somewhat good-looking (Wait, is he? Send help); Amber continues to suck more and more every week. When does this season end?   Get bonus episodes and premium content at patreon.com/realitycraycray   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray  

Tim continues to not sleep with Jeniffer, but compensates by gifting her a used engagement ring; Benjamin brings funeral gifts as a bride price; Tom brings Darcey on a date she could never, ever have participated in.   The TOW Tell All: absolute snooze fest.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Glorietta’s mother is a real concern; Josh punks Cheryl and viewers alike by making her wade through a literal shit pond; Angela and Tommy almost have car sex while talking about Tony getting arrested again.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Benjamin thinks Akinyi was INTOXICATED. INTOXICATED. Corey and Evelin get engaged (what???); Tom’s dog doesn’t respond well to Darcey, and neither does his sister.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray   For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, go to HelloFresh.com/CRAYCRAY80 and enter promo code CRAYCRAY80.   To try 6 bottles of wind for only $29.95 (plus free shipping!), go to FirstLeaf.com/CRAYCRAY   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

How did Josh suddenly become the most reasonable person on this show? Cheryl descends into complete delusion while talking about her future longhorn farm; Alexander and Glorietta bang in a bathtub; Federal marshals apparently text these days because Angela received confirmation that Tony is back in jail.   For 30% off your first month’s subscription with Lola, visit mylola.com and enter code LOVECRAYCRAY30 when you subscribe!   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Angela’s got an egg! One, whole, entire egg... AND a beautiful uterus; Avery acquires a 2019 Porsche ’self-drive’; Akinyi threatens to drop her towel and also drinks her first marg; Caesar is still somehow on this show. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray Get your Fall FabFitFun box for $39.99 ($10 off) at FabFitFun.com and use code CRAYCRAY at checkout! Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

The Other Way shows no signs of wrapping up Season 1, so we talk about Jihoon's continually unfolding 'secret' about his criminal past. In Before the 90, Tim attempts to do ranch chores in a tank top; Benjamin finally meets Akinyi’s dad and gets approval for marriage within ninety seconds. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray For 15% off your first Aurate purchase, go to AurateNewYork.com/craycray and use promo code CRAYCRAY Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/craycray or use code CRAYCRAY Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle