Three guys who like horror movies and decided to record themselves talking about them. While drinking most of the time.
We can assure you that the title means practically nothing aside from Grimgar is the place they are.
While it is true that they are hunting the elves in question they are not, in fact, going to kill them. Although it might be a more considerate fate than what is in store.
You would think this was about a large fish and not the story of small town corruption, but you'd be wrong.
No matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never let him call it John Carpenter's Vampires instead of Vampires.
They should really think about making a sequel to this staring a former sitcom star.
This is the worst Gladys Knight & the Pips documentary I've ever seen.
As if you needed another reason to not go into Hugh Grant's house.
Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwondo - Dragon Sound "Against the Ninja"
The most unbelievable thing that happened in this movie was that there was a functioning small town radio station.
Don't let the movie poster fool you, they are closer to zombies for the most part.
I'm no herpetologist, but I don't think that's how you contaminate a snake or ship it to Hawaii.
Honestly, we just watched this because Hot Doggy Charlie was a production assistant. And Goldust.
I like the part where the scumbag jerks get what's coming to them and also it's Christmas.
Finally the Horse's two favorite things, child actors and ballet together at last.
I'm starting to think that there might be some things the Catholic church might need to workout with its priests.
Only thing I got when I ate Chap Stick was sick, I'm starting to think this might be a work of fiction.
This film is famous for being the debut of Tupac Shakur and nothing else
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and then you have Lisa Frankenstein, Lisa Frankenstein.
No matter what you might think because of the name, this isn't about snowboarding bank robbers. You know a Point Break kind of situation.
We might have said some spoiler things in this one so maybe watch it first if you care about things like that. The "jokes" will be still waiting for you afterwards.
It's been a while but we take a look at a period piece this week. We'll let you guess which one.
It's that time again where we take a trip to Dismember The Alamo to see what four movies they have in store and let you know what we think.
It's another Melissa McCarthy movie this week in the sense that she is in it for about 2 minutes. That counts, right?
Welcome to Melissa McCarthy weeks, as voted on by our Patrons. We start with a spy thriller/comedy about spies. Seems like you could've figured that out without us saying anything.
We managed to convince Matt of Horrorshow Hot Dog fame to stop by this week with another Tubi certified classic.
Why are mermaids always people on top and fish on the bottom instead of the other way around? Seems like a missed opportunity for a horror movie based on them.
We're a bit mixed on this weeks film. Place your bets now on which one of us feels what way about this movie by shouting into the night sky. We'll hear you, don't worry.
This one is somehow exactly what you'd think it is and not at all what you'd think it is at the same time. A real Schrodinger's movie.
One is neat, one is a slob. Both are divorced and need a place to stay. That's how fussy photographer Willis Davidge and sloppy sportswriter Jeriba Shigan end up sharing a New York City apartment. Sorry, that's actually the Odd Couple but close enough.
Quick question, which would you rather have in your 1970's Italian Giallo apartment Saloon doors to the kitchen or monkey bars in the hallway?
To paraphrase Mr. Samuel L Jackson: We've had it with these monkey-fighting zombies on this Monday-to-Friday train
This proves our long standing theory that nothing good happens when you start off the night with a hayride.
Like laser tag but there isn't enough dead high school friends for your liking? Well, fear not as we have found the game for you.
With a name that translates to Lesbian Bear Storm, how could we refuse our special guest Mr. LeBlanc when this was his pick for the week.
We welcome our special guest host Mr. Green with the following advice: If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything, because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.
We've got ghosts, we've got dead kids, we've got nuns, we've got cameras, we've got photos you can kiss to become cursed that only works on girls. All this and a subplot that feel like it's from a different movie.
We close out AniMay with the triple threat of giant robot, samurai, and isekai. Special bonus points for what might be the first catgirl we've featured.
It's the classic act like my boyfriend to please my dying grandma story crossed with our crippling reliance on the internet for everything. Also really liking your family, I mean REALLY liking your family.
El Hazard proves that isekai has always been with us, even if we didn't know it yet.
We kick off Ani-May in classic SHP style, a week late and a man down. That won't stop us from trying to figure out what Fooly Cooly means though.
Saltburn is the story of how far some people will go to finally own their own home for the expressed purpose of dancing naked in it. At least we think that was the point.
It's time for an adventure on the high seas as we take a look at what delysid d on Rotten Tomatoes says is a real classic of its particular type of movie. Well said delysid d, well said.
We're classing it up this week with a Criterion collection selection. It didn't help that much.
Not to be confused with the Green Day song of the same name, recorded live at SHP-Con featuring a special guest host.
We take a look at Full Moon Pictures classic film Puppet Master, insert your own Metallica joke here.
A story that only the visionary director of Krampus Origins had the vision, passion, and disposable cash on hand to bring to life.
This is the reason you need to be careful who you invite to the alien sinkhole to get life altering mind powers, unless you can't find anyone else with a camera.
Take one part The Wicker Man, add in 3/4 cup The Purge and mix together and bake in a 350 degree oven. Garnish with 60s nostalgia to taste and there you have it.
It's time for a film from Dario Argento because there's always room for giallo.
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