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Three guys who like horror movies and decided to record themselves talking about them. While drinking most of the time.

Slaughterhouse Princess


    • May 28, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 53m AVG DURATION
    • 522 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Slaughterhouse Princess

    Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 57:44


    We can assure you that the title means practically nothing aside from Grimgar is the place they are.

    Those Who Hunt Elves

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 59:20


    While it is true that they are hunting the elves in question they are not, in fact, going to kill them.  Although it might be a more considerate fate than what is in store.

    The Black Cauldron

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 37:42


    Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

    Jaws (1975)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 47:20


    You would think this was about a large fish and not the story of small town corruption, but you'd be wrong.

    Vampires

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 36:55


    No matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never let him call it John Carpenter's Vampires instead of Vampires.

    American Psycho

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 63:07


    They should really think about making a sequel to this staring a former sitcom star.

    The Midnight Meat Train

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 60:01


    This is the worst Gladys Knight & the Pips documentary I've ever seen.

    Heretic

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 54:55


    As if you needed another reason to not go into Hugh Grant's house.

    Miami Connection

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 49:01


    Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwondo                                                                      - Dragon Sound "Against the Ninja"

    Tales Of Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 78:04


    The most unbelievable thing that happened in this movie was that there was a functioning small town radio station.

    Demons

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 51:36


    Don't let the movie poster fool you, they are closer to zombies for the most part.

    Hard Ticket To Hawaii

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2025 72:13


    I'm no herpetologist, but I don't think that's how you contaminate a snake or ship it to Hawaii.

    Cuckoo

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 63:28


    Yet another reason why I'm not going to Germany any time soon.

    Scare Package

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 59:43


    Honestly, we just watched this because Hot Doggy Charlie was a production assistant. And Goldust.

    The Advent Calendar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 67:50


    I like the part where the scumbag jerks get what's coming to them and also it's Christmas.

    Abigail

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 62:23


    Finally the Horse's two favorite things, child actors and ballet together at last.

    Immaculate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025 44:39


    I'm starting to think that there might be some things the Catholic church might need to workout with its priests.

    Everything Everywhere All At Once

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 54:11


    Only thing I got when I ate Chap Stick was sick, I'm starting to think this might be a work of fiction.

    Nothing But Trouble

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 59:10


    This film is famous for being the debut of Tupac Shakur and nothing else

    Lisa Frankenstein

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 56:08


    You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and then you have Lisa Frankenstein, Lisa Frankenstein.

    Crimson Peak

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2024 61:46


    No matter what you might think because of the name, this isn't about snowboarding bank robbers.  You know a Point Break kind of situation.

    Strange Darling

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2024 59:29


    We might have said some spoiler things in this one so maybe watch it first if you care about things like that.  The "jokes" will be still waiting for you afterwards.

    Excision

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2024 49:42


    It's been a while but we take a look at a period piece this week.  We'll let you guess which one.

    Dismember The Alamo 2024 Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 75:22


    It's that time again where we take a trip to Dismember The Alamo to see what four movies they have in store and let you know what we think.

    Go (1999)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 86:21


    It's another Melissa McCarthy movie this week in the sense that she is in it for about 2 minutes.  That counts, right?

    Spy (2015)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 85:04


    Welcome to Melissa McCarthy weeks, as voted on by our Patrons.  We start with a spy thriller/comedy about spies.  Seems like you could've figured that out without us saying anything.

    Nightbeast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 60:56


    We managed to convince Matt of Horrorshow Hot Dog fame to stop by this week with another Tubi certified classic.

    The Lure (2015)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 63:06


    Why are mermaids always people on top and fish on the bottom instead of the other way around?  Seems like a missed opportunity for a horror movie based on them.

    Auntie Lee's Meat Pies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 78:37


    We're a bit mixed on this weeks film.  Place your bets now on which one of us feels what way about this movie by shouting into the night sky.  We'll hear you, don't worry.

    Queen Kong

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 60:41


    This one is somehow exactly what you'd think it is and not at all what you'd think it is at the same time.  A real Schrodinger's movie.

    Enemy Mine

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 68:18


    One is neat, one is a slob. Both are divorced and need a place to stay. That's how fussy photographer Willis Davidge and sloppy sportswriter Jeriba Shigan end up sharing a New York City apartment. Sorry, that's actually the Odd Couple but close enough. 

    Death Walks At Midnight

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2024 64:13


    Quick question, which would you rather have in your 1970's Italian Giallo apartment Saloon doors to the kitchen or monkey bars in the hallway?

    Train To Busan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 75:48


    To paraphrase Mr. Samuel L Jackson: We've had it with these monkey-fighting zombies on this Monday-to-Friday train

    Flesheater

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 74:03


    This proves our long standing theory that nothing good happens when you start off the night with a hayride.

    Triggered

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2024 73:31


    Like laser tag but there isn't enough dead high school friends for your liking?  Well, fear not as we have found the game for you.

    Yurikuma Arashi

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2024 83:42


    With a name that translates to Lesbian Bear Storm, how could we refuse our special guest Mr. LeBlanc when this was his pick for the week.

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    Totally Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2024 79:44


    We welcome our special guest host Mr. Green with the following advice: If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything, because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.

    Fatal Frame

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2024 49:40


    We've got ghosts, we've got dead kids, we've got nuns, we've got cameras, we've got photos you can kiss to become cursed that only works on girls.  All this and a subplot that feel like it's from a different movie.

    The Vision of Escaflowne

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2024 67:39


    We close out AniMay with the triple threat of giant robot, samurai, and isekai.  Special bonus points for what might be the first catgirl we've featured.

    Summer Wars

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2024 65:15


    It's the classic act like my boyfriend to please my dying grandma story crossed with our crippling reliance on the internet for everything.  Also really liking your family, I mean REALLY liking your family.

    El Hazard: The Magnificent World

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2024 84:26


    El Hazard proves that isekai has always been with us, even if we didn't know it yet.

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    FLCL (2000)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2024 74:06


    We kick off Ani-May in classic SHP style, a week late and a man down.  That won't stop us from trying to figure out what Fooly Cooly means though.

    Saltburn

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 94:00


    Saltburn is the story of how far some people will go to finally own their own home for the expressed purpose of dancing naked in it.  At least we think that was the point.

    The Muthers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2024 64:45


    It's time for an adventure on the high seas as we take a look at what delysid d on Rotten Tomatoes says is a real classic of its particular type of movie.  Well said delysid d, well said.

    Near Dark

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2024 62:53


    We're classing it up this week with a Criterion collection selection.   It didn't help that much.

    Basket Case

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2024 61:53


    Not to be confused with the Green Day song of the same name, recorded live at SHP-Con featuring a special guest host.

    Puppet Master (1989)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2024 73:16


    We take a look at Full Moon Pictures classic film Puppet Master, insert your own Metallica joke here. 

    The Covenant (2017)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2024 54:37


    A story that only the visionary director of Krampus Origins had the vision, passion, and disposable cash on hand to bring to life.

    Chronicle

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 73:24


    This is the reason you need to be careful who you invite to the alien sinkhole to get life altering mind powers, unless you can't find anyone else with a camera.

    Dark Harvest

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2024 81:20


    Take one part The Wicker Man, add in 3/4 cup The Purge and mix together and bake in a 350 degree oven.  Garnish with 60s nostalgia to taste and there you have it.

    The Bird With The Crystal Plumage

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2024 90:29


    It's time for a film from Dario Argento because there's always room for giallo.

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