Somehow I Manage

In Ep 31 - World Series of Porcher the gang discuss the best possible alternative to football after receiving inside news the major networks are dropping the program. We always discuss the many misadventures of Air Soft guns. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 30 - World Series of Porcher part 1, the gang talks about odd stories in religious texts and oddities in sports. Do you even understand how dodgeball ought to work? We do. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 29 - Nobody knows cooked meat like cooked meat, the gang is reeling from a recent barbecue. The sullen disappointment that rests on any group after a successful barbecue leads the group to discuss the disciplinary action taken against us as kids. We also discuss some Barbecue related questions. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 28 - Bodie Toast Town we spent our time discussing the Wild West. Derrick and Mark have their most heated WYR question and real feelings are left destroyed on the floor. Enjoy this episode because a friendship ended to bring you this content. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 27 - 1 Fish, 2 Fish, Red Fish, Mark Lives the team talks about their symbolic rebirths. We share multiple stories about life as an adolescent with both a bunk bed and a captain's bed. We talk about Easter treats and potential reincarnation. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 26 - Seeds and Breeds the gang revisits a lost question. Almost a year ago due to inexperience and transitioning our creation processes a whole episode with one of our favorite questions was ruined. We open up Middle Earth in this episode to the whole wide world of fiction and determine who the best fellowship would be and the only Ring Wraiths strong enough to stop them. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 25 - Comic Sans MS the squad spends a long time talking about food. Like a really long time. Halfway through the episode food is brought up and they never really recover. Also, they talk a little bit about fonts, hence the name. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 24 - Optimus Slime, we discuss the slimy nature of 30 digit 3 foot long fingers. We also unveil the newest members of the Transformers franchise. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 23 - I'm Here, By the Way, the gang talks about Science Fiction flops from the mid-2000's. We spend a lot of time discussing the tactics of giving the best thanks on Thanksgiving. We also introduce the lore of the Blessed Hot Cheese Man. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 22 - Hallorween Spooktacula the gang tells their spookiest stories. Please do not listen while driving, you will inevitably cover your eyes in terror. If you cover your eyes in terror whilst driving we do not want to be found liable. This would be a great podcast for a flight across country. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 21 - Zitz, Pimple, and Rash the gang talks about traveling back in time to help themselves and the whole world. We also talk about children's sports and the missed opportunity of going to the majors. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 20 - Varsity: Colon, the gang relives Derricks overall worst memory. We also ask the important question who would win in all out war, Machines who are controlling humans OR Machines that are being controlled by humans? The more we discussed, the more we realized that this is potentially the most important discussion to ever be recorded. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep - 19 Hibernation Cell the gang spends a ridiculous amount of time trying to figure out the intimate details of Dinosaur Train. What is the ultimate Anime summer time weapon and what animal is the rightful heir to the whole earth? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 18 - Vienna Sausage Broth, we learn all sorts of interesting facts about the crime fighting unit Paw Patrol. A zoologist explains how spiders talk, how snakes shed their skin, and how owls eat their food. The gang talks about the pets in their families that are not dog and explain why a rogue firework is so much more fun than a tame firework. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 17 - What are, Khakis? the gang talks about Jeopardy and their relationship to WWII atrocities. We also talk about infomercial products and determine the best gift giving and responding practices for this modern day. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 16 - The Chevy Ranger, the gang relives memories of their first cars. We do a live crazy bone opening, and we talk about which Disney character would make the best foster parent in our quest to liberate Scotland. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 15 - Lightning McNickles, the team learns of tragedy from Mark's past. Derrick talks about his beautiful baby boy and the whole group talks about the most influential teachers in their lives. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 14 - Cones, Bones, Rods, and Dogs the usual gang is joined by a local celebrity, Sean Hipp. Sean Hipp talks to us about the woes of dog motherhood while the rest of us discuss the fads of our past. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep - 13 Revenge of the GD we arrgh talking pirates! We love pirates, sometimes even more than life itself. We also love modern cinema and discuss our love for the trends so common in modern cinema. We talk ideal first mates in our pirate crew and talk about our preferred form of punishment whilst aboard a pirate ship. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 12 - The Penitent Man Shall Pass, Ben helps us learn why none of us were used by the Knights Templar to hide the Holy Grail and Mark shows gives the gang an interesting backstory to his families royal past. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep. 11 #iamderrick's extras episode we talk about the world wide culinary phenomenon of "Goush." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep. 11 #iamderrick, we talk about the struggles of seeing insane facebook users, fish out of water stories, and the culinary delight that is goush. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 10 - Bina Bina Vision Quest (Extras) we share all the extra bits with a savory sausage gravy. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 10 - Bina Bina Vision Quest the podcast team talks about the woes of foreign exchange students, Ms. Frizzle's untold origins, and cereal vision quests. While mourning the rapidly declining population of honey bees the team recommends for you to donate money to your local chapter of the National Beehive Association (NBA). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ep 9 - Double Blind Putt Putt (Extras), We had too much content for 1 episode. Enjoy these extra presidential double date stories. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ep. 9 - Double Blind Putt Putt, In this episode Mark retells a traumatic experience while the gang discusses who would be the best action hero guardian to prevent the tragedy from occurring again. We also discuss the rich history presidential double dating. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Ep 8 - Magpie Brady the gang discusses what happened to episode 7, the woes of being a mundane dragon, and which Sitcom team to you would take into the zombie wasteland. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ep 6 - Human Dooby Derrick: While the gang battles a collective case of the sniffles we discuss our deep seeded distrust of mammals over reptilians, use classic pieces of fantasy literature to discover the true extent of Derrick's racism, and just how far Ben and Mark will go to avoid doing hard work while still receiving praise. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ep 5 – Chunky Egg Stew: In this Episode Matt is on vacation so we are joined by Ben Roden. We talk about the horrors of accidental hazing and the details of which Disney Princess to take with on an adventure. Mark struggles to form actual words while Derrick revisits traumatic events from his childhood. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ep 4 – That’s a bomb bomb. In this episode hosts Mark, Matt, and Derrick discuss the universal role of Axe Body Spray, answer the quickest question to date, and contemplate eating grubs and other fictional foods. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ep 3 – Liquidize your Assets: In this episode Mark, Matt, and Derrick discuss old television shows, the new Ghost Recon, the struggles of being an outcast, exploration, and financial planning. Derrick and Matt team up to destroy Mark’s single greatest business venture and the gang is forced to answer their most difficult question yet. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ep 2 – Winnie the Pooh Style: In episode 2 Matt joins the team and we discuss the questions scientists have studied since the Renaissance. Originally posed by Sir Isaac Newton, 1: Would you rather live in a world with Pokemon or Power Rangers? 2: Would you rather never have to work or never have to sleep? 3: What is the best super power? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ep 1 - Poop Stuff was a basic teaser episode with just Mark and Derrick hosting. We introduced the basic idea of the podcast and told some childhood stories about weird kids, wiping butts, death threats, and goths. We answered the age old question, "Would you rather poop from your mouth or have taste buds in your butt hole?" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.