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A modern Star Trek watch through and discussion podcast hosted by friend-signs Ben and Maks! Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

DeadEnsigns


    • May 29, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 10m AVG DURATION
    • 154 EPISODES


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    Log 146 - Dead Ensigns Live Action Remake

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2025 74:29


    i'm lilo he's stitch Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 145 - The Biden Clan Throne

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 62:47


    sorry i had to leave so soon my bad, i had to go see ethan hunt one last time Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 144 - Billion Dollar Rebrand

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 94:43


    We tried to hire the best constulant firms in the biz and they all told us we smelled like horse dung Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 143 - 500% Tariff on Podcasts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2025 85:24


    pre-order gta6: PG edition now Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 142 - Bio-Merch

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 89:59


    do not use my kidney stones to clone me i will be so mad Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 141 - Subtracti Shankar

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 83:44


    i hope everyone likes this joke i spent a long time on it Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 140 - British Bushido

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 77:11


    come to the park i'm holding lessons for everyone on bein' 'ard Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 139 - Our Dulled Senses

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025 70:27


    looney tunes rejoice you are free again Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 138 - The Reacher Gene

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 83:21


    this episode is 75% ben and maks and then 25% the grabbler (he doesn't really talk at all dw about him) Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 137 - Night-Time Battles

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 85:16


    one of my dreams was definitely against robots i think Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 136 - End of an Era

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 84:21


    I know the title sounds like we're stopping the podcast but we're not we are just sad cobra kai is over. Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 135 - Monster Hunter Milds

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 86:53


    i know the title is monster hunter themed and it's like 45 mintues of oscars talk but please bare with us... Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 134 - Movies Junior

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 71:05


    i'm completely known worldwide, because of my fame Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 133 - My Fetish Object

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 100:12


    call me elster the way i am a silent protagonist looking for a girlfriend from my space dreams Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 132 - The NEW Economy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 94:11


    i'll trade you one rock for that plate of spaghetti... Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 131 - Premium Coal

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2025 67:56


    sorry it's late i was reading BPRD comics -ben Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 130 - Section 31, it's out!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 82:04


    Put it away! Please, take it back!!! Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 129 - Pod-Nasties

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 73:26


    both my innie and my outie loved this episode Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 128 - Diversity Exclusion Institute

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 71:26


    we're ready to be hired by you (for money) Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 127 - Muppet True-Sight

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 116:11


    time of chirstmas means you eat crap and you watch crap Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 126 - I'm Cobra Shy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 86:52


    that's all for this year everybody have a good holidays we were gonna make this one longer than usual but it's shorter than last weeks so oops my bad Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 125 - C(hristmas)RPG

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 94:58


    we love smiling!!! Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 124 - Top-Ten Co-Dependent Romances

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 67:13


    i love podcasts so much i hope god lets me come back when i die to defend podcasts forever Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 123 - Tulsa King S2E10 "Dwight of the Year"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 74:15


    geoff keighley will be in the next season of tulsa king i am sure Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 122 - Tulsa King S2E9 "Jobbing"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 65:43


    he barely even got to decorate his new office they took my man out Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 121 - Tulsa King S2E8 "Liberty or Freedom"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2024 71:08


    i voted for bigfoot from my favourite show Tulsa King Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 120 - Tulsa King S2E7 "Death of Mic"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 63:57


    in reality mic didn't sound like awkwafina he sounded more like Richard Kind... Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 119 - Tulsa King S2E6 "Dwight's Demo"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 65:11


    i'm writing a fanletter to dwight for showing me an 80 year old man can still go on adventures Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 118 - Tulsa King S2E5 "Folie à Dwight"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 72:16


    why'd they do that to him Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 117 - Tulsa King S2E4 "Opium Proficiency"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 66:36


    taking the substance and a younger seth rogen comes out of me Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 116 - Tulsa King S2E3 "Fecalopolis

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 68:20


    megalopolis taught me that women are either a muse for great men or a temptress trying to steal your money/power Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 115 - Tulsa King S2E2 "ft. Jelly Roll"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 63:54


    sorry this ones late i was away yesterday my b Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 114 - Tulsa King S2E1 "My Scrimblo"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2024 73:57


    open this thread if Dwight "The General" Manfredi is your comfort character!!! Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 113 - Minds of Shyness

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 91:21


    giving up the podcast game and becoming a pool man Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 112 - Dead Ensigns and the Cool Triangle

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2024 62:51


    hope you all had a good bell riots, everbody Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 111 - Liquid Based Villainy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 68:37


    i'm always wearing my comedy mask, no tragedy here brother. Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 110 - Dead Ensigns Pt.1: Director's Cut

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2024 63:47


    episode correction: the boy who defects from the bad guys in rebel moon IS the boy who kills his dad at the start! I will banish myself in penance for mistakenly correcting maks. Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 109 - Welcome to Makstopia

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 64:54


    i become bad mood ben whenever i gotta go to makstopia... Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 108 - I Saw a TV Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2024 67:19


    if I was in the kitchen in the bear my job would be backrubs and giving out therapy!!! Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 107 - We're Mr Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024 71:52


    book of job any% wr speedrun Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 106 - Ben Goes There

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2024 66:12


    sorry im so tired in this one shouts out to The Potion Cauldron for delicious soda i have NOT been paid for this i WILL force maks to drink some Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 105 - Limbomaxxing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2024 64:55


    welcome to the town of Sngisne Daed Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 104 - My Sweet Dumplings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2024 71:36


    appeal to their love of christ to make them [redacted] Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 103 - Positive Affirmations

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 66:01


    you can rule the world if you listen to this Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 102 - Critical Heat Theory

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2024 65:08


    my kids pretty much just watch the boys for most of the school day Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 101 - Cool War Ideas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2024 68:23


    i said something would be the description but i can't remember what it is so if youre reading this now to see if i mde it the episode desc then get over it you already just heard it in the episode who cares. Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 100 - The Abbey Road of Podcasts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2024 71:57


    i was in a challengers situation once with... i don't know, picard and riker? i'm sorry i had a long day. Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 99.9 - Discovery S5E10 "Bye Bye Burnham"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 103:11


    don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 99.8 - Discovery S5E9 "Maks and Me"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2024 62:22


    i went in the portal and none of the progenitors knew you Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 99.7 - Discovery S5E8 "MidSpace Emo"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2024 65:57


    there's no water in my apartment right now enjoy the episode Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

    Log 99.6 - Discovery S5E7 "My Big Ship"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2024 63:39


    if i was the breen guy it wouldn't have gone down like that Follow us on twitter @DeadEnsigns Email your Star Trek opinions/questions/stories to deadensigns@gmail.com

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