T Bone Stone The Discount Detective

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In a fictional city in a fictional state a timeless, tongue-in-cheek, wisecracking detective solves cases with the help of his loyal secretary and a helpful teen with an uncanny ability to get the word on the street. T Bone Stone gives you more value for your covert detection dollar. ’ He charges twenty-five dollars a day plus expenses. And he always provides receipts for his expenses. This is our homage to old time radio broadcasts. Certified gluten-free.

Doug Schafer


    • May 30, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 31m AVG DURATION
    • 72 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from T Bone Stone The Discount Detective

    Ep. 3 The Case of the Monday Morning Grand Gala

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 40:03


    T Bone and Thatcher take a road trip.

    Ep. 1 The Case of the Narcoleptic Pumpkin

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 33:07


    Merry Mix-ups as T Bone sees a strange face in the mirror.

    Ep. 1 The Case of the Cognitive Instinct

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 40:50


    Merry mix ups where you have to listen to the episode to figure out what it is.

    Ep. 24.5 The Case of the Misshapen Memorandum

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2025 1:19


    Merry Mix-ups when the announcer arrives to the studio and there is no one there! (bump-bump-bum flourish)

    Ep. 24 The Case Of The Jolly Next Collector

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 20:53


    Merry mix-ups when Santa is the only suspect.

    Ep. 23 The Case Of The Cryptic Crown Prince

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 30:38


    Merry mix-ups occur when the featured voice actor shows up late for the taping, and Program Manager is not happy about it.

    Ep. 22 The Case of The Cylindrical Snail

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2024 34:39


    Merry mix-ups when the merry mix-ups get merrily mixed up.

    Ep. 21 The Case Of The Candlestick Creampuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 38:17


    Merry mix-ups when Ellie has a visit from an old friend.

    Ep. 20 The Case of the Doorknobs and Deadbolts

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2024 39:08


    Merry mix-ups when T Bone becomes a lounge singer.

    Ep. 19 The Case of The Candy Cane Coronation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 40:21


    Verna takes T-Bone to a murder mystery party.

    Ep. 18 The Case Of The Ornamental Rowan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2024 32:17


    Merry Mix-ups when T Bone and Billy visit a mortuary.

    Ep. 17 The Case of the Grevious Groundskeeper

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2024 37:54


    Summer Fun when T Bone takes a vacation.

    Ep. 16 The Case of the Stainless Steel Balloon

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2024 35:53


    Merry Mix-ups when T Bone overhears an odd conversation at the Mombo-Pongo-Banana-Fana-Fongo Room (or was it the Wongo-Tongo-Wrongo-Fandango Room?)

    Ep. 15 The Case Of The Wandering Whippoorwill

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2024 42:41


    Merry mix-ups when T Bones car needs to be repaired.

    Ep. 14 The Case of the Elegant Elephant

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2024 33:24


    "Merry mix-ups when T Bone joins a bowling league."

    Ep. 13 The Case of the Dark Haired Macchiato

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2024 34:24


    Casey fixed pancakes for T Bone also merry mix-ups when T Bone meets a British Lord, even though it was well after the lunch rush.

    Ep. 12 The Case Of The Secure Rescue

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2024 34:45


    Has Polly Posey flown the coop? Is she on vacation? Or could more ominous deeds be afoot.

    Ep. 11 The Case of The Contagious Candlestick

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2023 37:37


     Merry Mix-ups when Verna and Ellie take a Caribbean cruise.

    Ep. 10 The Case of The Punctuated Plot Hole Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 34:00


    T Bone helps Detective Crenshaw investigate a murder and wants to show the Audio Engineer a yellow card.

    Ep. 9 The Case Of the Racecar Palindrome

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2023 30:27


    Merry mux-ups when Verna reorganizes the office files.

    Ep. 8 The Case Of The Two Ton Turnip

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 28:02


    Merry Mix-ups when there are no feathers on the floor. 

    Ep. 7 The Case of the Indignant Dignitaries

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 35:57


    T Bone recounts the time he was almost killed--twice. 

    Ep. 6 The Case Of The Forlorn Frankfurter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 33:05


    Merry Mix-ups abound when the lights go out in the recording studio.

    Ep. 5.5 Previously On

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2023 9:23


    Welcome back to yesterday's episode of today's previously on!

    Ep. 5 The Case Of the Punctuated Plot Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 33:01


    Merry Mix-ups when T Bone and Crenshaw remember the old days and try to avoid plot holes. 

    Ep. 4 The Case Of The Reluctant Recidivist

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 27:54


    Merry Mix-ups when Verna takes batting practice.

    Ep. 3 The Case of [Insert Title Here]

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2023 28:59


    Merry Mix-ups when T Bone and Billy talk to Ted.

    Ep. 2 The Case of The Three Nurse Paradox

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 30:28


    Merry Mix-ups when the Sound Man becomes confused.

    Ep. 1 The Case Of the Floundering Flounder

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2023 35:21


    Merry Mix-ups when Verna gets a new hairdo.

    Season Two Teaser

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 0:34


    A sneak peak filled with random nonsense that has absolutely nothing to do with season two.

    Ep. 41 The Case Of The Dinosaur's Discourse

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2022 32:56


    Merry Mix-ups when Verna and Thatcher get snowed in at a spa.

    Ep. 40 The Case of the Obstreperous Silence

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2022 27:33


    Merr Mix-Ups when T Bone, Verna and Detective Crenshaw get a free lunch at Java Jakes.

    Ep. 39 The Case Of The Peppermint Panopticon

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 27:32


    T Bone Stone presents to you our Special Halloween Episode!! It comes to you early! But don't get too used to it!

    Ep. 38 The Case Of The Occidental Alchemist

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 30:29


    Merry Mix-ups when Verna drags T Bone to a wedding.

    Ep. 37.5 The Case of T Bone's Time Paradox

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 1:01


    Wait.. What's this?? Who put this up here? This wasn't supposed to be released. Take it down.

    Ep. 37 The Case Of The Extravagant Penury

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 34:00


    Merry Mix-ups when T Bone is told about the four rules of radio detectives , and learns that you shouldn't read ahead in the script.

    Ep. 36 The Case Of The Obtuse Taradiddle

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 33:23


    Billy tells T Bone about a western book he's just read.

    Ep. 35 The Case of The Prehistoric Parallelagram

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2022 36:59


    Merry Mix-ups when T Bone learns that ‘preposition stranding' is acceptable and in Act 5 T Bone and Detective Crenshaw play Twenty Questions.Aslo! We will start releasing episodes on Tuesday every three weeks.

    Ep. 34 The Case of the Trustworthy Red Herring

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 31:31


    Merry Mix-ups when  the District Attorney's grandson's bike turns up missing.

    Ep. 33 The Case of The Fortunate Fiasco

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 31:18


    Merry Mix-ups when T Bone breaks his rule to avoid divorce work. 

    Ep. 32 The Case Of The Terracotta Trench Coat

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 28:15


    Merry Mix-ups when T Bone is asked to find a missing woman.

    Ep. 31 The Case Of The Vertical Nation

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 36:59


    Merry Mix-ups when T Bone and Verna take care of a champion dog. This may be a day late and a dollar short, but it is still worth every penny.

    Ep. 30 The Case Of The Fugitive Skyscraper

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2022 29:27


    Merry Mix-ups when T Bone gets involved with the Smitty Smith murder.

    Ep. 29 The Case of Rational Catastrophe

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 25:48


    T Bone finds it impossible to get receipts from clowns, and don't even get him started on the mime.

    Ep. 28 The Case of The Checkerboard Chambermaid

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 31:06


    Merry mix-ups when T Bone investigates an escaped criminal. 

    Ep. 27 The Case of the Chartreuse Excuse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 26:54


    Merry mix-ups when Gil Granite author Chandler Jacobs asks T Bone for help. Remember, the show's not over until Polly has her say. We wish to make it known that there is no truth to the rumors that Mrs. Schaffer is in a family way. The only pitter patter of little feet at the Schaffer household will be heard Thursday night when Detective Crenshaw comes to dinner.

    Ep. 26 The Case of the Merry Minions (corrected)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 43:13


    T Bone gets involved with a kidnapping at a country club. Episode 26, "The Case of the Merry Minions" was made available on Monday, January 10th. After a few hours we were informed that there was a problem with the episode. Our crack episode review team  sprang to work and reviewed the episode and discovered that Act 2 was repeated twice and Act 3 was omitted completely. The editing correction staff corrected the problem and Episode 26, "The Case of the Merry Minions (corrected)" was made available today, January 11th. If further problems occur the correction of the correction will be performed by the publishing branch of the upload board. It is sincerely hoped that the problems will be rectified without having to sack anyone. Doug Schaffer, however, accepts full responsibility for the above mentioned faux pas and the review committee is starting an investigation as to whether recommendations will be made concerning allegations that he should be let go. Mrs. Shaffer can neither confirm or deny that she is expecting their fourth blessed event.

    Ep. 25 The Case of the Blood Borne Boa Constrictor

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 26:34


    The episode in which nothing happens, nothing has ever happened, and nothing will ever happen. But still watch it anyway.

    Ep. 24 The Brief Case of the Briefcase

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 30:02


    Merry mix-ups ensue when T Bone reluctantly accepts an insurance job. 

    Ep. 23 The Case Of the Rainbow Transparency

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 29:20


    Merry mix-ups when Java Jakes gets robbed.

    Ep. 22 The Case Of The Migratory Kine

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 35:37


    Merry mix-ups at T Bone is forced to train a rookie detective.

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