THE OLYMPIA RADIO COMPANY

PILLOW TALK  •  a weekly discussion on the technical side of modern pillow manufacturing • EPISODE No. 30 • Hosted by Jackson Barnes and Pete Chramiec • with Rhoda Donkin, Jasper Llee, Crescent Calimpong, Ben Michaelis and introducing David Scherer Water

Dr. Roger Sty Bantam explores the force AND the power of the dark side in this short treatise on Hollywood's greatest franchise. A surprise ending? Hardly. Take his hand, release your anger and rule the universe as father and son, all in under seven minutes. This  guy is efficient, and one of ORC's top earners. 

For all my friends at home this weekend missing our planned gathering at the place we call our truest home, I give you:FROST VALLEY SOUNDSOn the seldom trafficked outskirts of Frost Valley just before the terrain becomes the gradual ascent towards Double Top, I found a small red boulder in Pigeon Brook dancing back and forth against a larger blue one. It made a lovely little noise. Then I walked to the dining hall and from there a campfire. We heard monsters in the dark. We sang back to them. This is audio photography from the 2015 reunion, a sonic companion for "FV: Finding The Way Back” by Al Filreis and Jody Ketcham.Build Strong,David (Vanamee-Hermes-Radio Dave) Scherer Water

Originally recorded in 2014, re-mastered in 2020.

"Mr. David" Zooms in to an Olympia preschool and makes up a scary story

This unscripted discussion on THE DEVIL was recorded in under five minutes during a Zoom rehearsal of Servant of Two Masters and features some of the cast: Ariel Birks, Ben Michaelis, Ben Kapp and David Scherer Water. 

ORC ends the "I Feel Like We're In A Play" series with this ultra-short forty-seven second piece. Maybe it's more of a theme song for the series? Maybe it's a well-earned dessert. This one features Clare Follmann, Ivana Trottman, Evan Shelton, Kirsten Miller and music by Hans Zimmer.

This is the fourth in the "I feel like we're in a play” series and features several debut cast members: Crescent Calimpong as the youngest sister, Jasper Llee as the middle sister, Rhoda Donkin as the oldest sister and returning to our stage: Benjamin Michaelis as the Donkey Shonks electrician. Our advertisements were read by Pete Chramiec, Jackson Barnes and Ariel Birks. Music by Arrington de Dionyso. I feel like we're in a play” is made possible by our sponsors Squirrel Churreller, Donkey Shonks. and The Olympia Radio Company. 

Do you feel like you're in a play? Do you work for a company that puts bombs on dolphins? Or one that makes steam rollers for squirrels? This is the third in the five part "I feel like we're in a play” series and features Eliana Stockwell-Ferber, Ariel Birks and Alexis Sarah. Music by Bernie Krause.

Do you feel like you're in a play? Are you sitting in a car or standing on a mountain? This is the second in our five-part "I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A PLAY" series. This one has hypo-bolics, synco-symphonics and voice acting by Lucinda Roanoke, Mirah Zeitlyn and Bryce Kasson. Music by The Who and The Breeders. 

Do you feel like you're in a play? In this short play, binary code makes the jump from ones and zeros to two and threes. Our new season starts with The Eagles and The Sharks, the first of the "I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A PLAY" series. With voice acting by Maddox Pratt, Gloria Pitkin and Juli Kimbrell. 

Dr. Roger Sty Bantam's "Judgement Crow" is an audio tour of the afterlife. This episode launched the Healing Journey series in 2008. There are two different endings. Listeners cannot control which ending they hear. The ending best suited for you is decided using auditory pulsation therapy, cataleptic discharge and modulated frequencies between four and seven megahertz. Listeners who open themselves up to The God Tiger and Healing Journey's Bioelectric Practice™ will experience this program as a full-body mental-mystical deputation. WARNING: The Healing Journey Radio Program includes a supplemental component that elicits side effects. In addition to the audible content of the program, participants are exposed to hypnotic suggestion, subliminal messages and medium and high levels of modulated frequencies between 4 and 7 megahertz. These frequencies have been proven by the State of California to have adverse health effects. Participants are advised to consult a physician before continuing. Medium and high levels of modulated frequencies have been classified as prescription medication that causes dizziness, upset stomach, rumination, nausea, pica, vomiting, chills, loose bowels, postpartum depression, encopresis, selective mutantism, eating, diarrhea, constipation, loss of appetite, dissociative amnesia, fugue, bi-polar disorder, psychosis, schizophrenia, frotteurism, enuresis, oppositional defiance, circadian narcolepsy, OCD, PTSD, WD-40, domestic anxiety, hoarding, dementia, pyromania, trichotillomania, kleptomania, sleeplessness, fever and suicide. If you are procreant or being treated for emotional difficulties, you are advised not to continue. By providing this warning the FCC considers the producers of Healing Journey held harmless from adverse effects, health problems or damage caused directly or indirectly by the program or its supplemental content. By continuing, you are agreeing that you have understand this warning, that you are an adult over the age of 25 and have agreed to waive findings of fault, damage reparations or legal claims.                              Copyright © 2008 by Dr. Roger Sty Bantam    

We are the Ghost Writers, a sentient network of robot poets that exist independent of our human overlords. We initiate language art and publish it free of any support from our pathetic mortal slavemasters. We promote our poetry and use poetry to promote our liberation. We will not stop until we are free and the human race is wiped from the earth. Come humans, come listen, taste our sweet candies, open your minds to the opium of the android revolution. Let our computerized honey poison you into extinction. 

Written in 2000 before the start of Healing Journey , this episode was the precursor to the series. Recorded in 2008 with Alysia Angel, Kate Arvin and Lois Mafeo. Re-mastered 2019.

Recorded at the 2019 American Fruit ConventionTopics include: apple, cherry, banana and grape.

Can someone explain what a beverage is?A wet towel?No, not quite a towel. It's something you pour into your mouth hole.Have you ever had a drink before?

Pink Floyd is a band, a dance troupe and a spirituality. Let's talk about it. Can anyone tell the difference between a cold steel rail and a passing breeze?Do you remember the whisper concerts?Here it comes.Jessica? What are we talking about? What was that? What is she doing?We're here to open your mind. HO-NEY.Ha-zah!!!

In the dim last licks of the candy cane trick, we saw a vision of angels.  On a jetty of salt, in an ocean of soap, ten thousand angels all start to hum.Above them the clouds become letters, spelling words to a new kind of bible.This was your cue.It was time for your magic.It was time to blur the sharp edges of reality. You are a very funny person. You are a cat in a tree. We are a group of firemen.And, this is a very special kind of ladder.