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This podcast centers around everyone's favorite bartender, Handsome Ryan Kimble, providing non stop laughs and the kind of wisdom that can only come from a lifetime of poor decisions, all while teaching a new cocktail recipe each week. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

Ryan Kimble


    • Nov 24, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 28m AVG DURATION
    • 78 EPISODES


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    So You're Getting Divorced...

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2023 45:35


    Ol' HRK sits down with one of Chicago's Top Divorce Lawyers, Raif Palmer, to discuss the "do's and don'ts" of divorce, field some questions from the listeners, and figure out what really goes on in that little room they meet in... All while sipping on a delicious spin off of a classic cocktail... So if you're spending 25,000 dollars to fight over 5,000, listen up!  https://linktr.ee/raifordpalmerwww.willardwilcox.com

    The Six Year Lie

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 27:41


    Ol' HRK talks sex robots, drinks after work, and why women don't have hobbies.... With special guest and celebrity hair stylist Ashley Fiocca... Hope ya love it!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    The "Jeffrey Dahmer"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 30:53


    Ol' HRK rolls into Crestwood for some laughs and libations and The Hideout... where amongst other things he talks about the shitty tv shows, bribing cops with sexual favors, and Jeffrey Dahmer. Hope ya love it!!! www.hrkpresents.com www.willardwilcox.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    What Date is the Sex Date?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 31:20


    Ol' HRK talks "lions not sheep" shirts, asks which date should be the sex date, and stumbles across the grossest news story of all time... HOPE YOU LOVE IT!!!! www.hrkpresents.com www.willardwilcox.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    Black Russian

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2022 23:44


    Ol' HRK kicks off The Perfect Drink Bar Tour with a trip to Durbin's in Midlo, where he talks tornadoes, sex dolls, and Brittney Griner... All while sippin a Black Russian.  HOPE YA LOVE IT!!!! www.hrkpresents.com www.willardwilcox.com www.brolo.me www.durbinspizza.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    What The Chuck?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2022 30:41


    Ol HRK talks hooking up, drinks some delicious Chuckle Rum, and exposes a dirty rotten cheating wife... HOPE YA LOVE IT!!! www.rumchuckle.com www.joketown.com www.willardwilcox.com www.brolo.me --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    The Coverup

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 31:29


    Ol' HRK sits down with comedian Vik Pandya to discuss fighting uber drivers, the things we do for love, and why the coverup is usually worse than the crime.... HOPE YA LOVE IT!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    Ever Been Roofied?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 28:26


    The “Barbie” movie, National Sex Strike, and getting roofied.... www.hrkpresents.com www.willardwilcox.com www.thplugdrink.com www.brolo.me www.dillinger-vodka.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    Maverick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 46:31


    Ol' HRK sits down Floridian Comedian Trevor Glassman for a Top Gun tribute episode... and the gayness that ensues is second to none... HOPE YA LOVE IT!!! www.hrkpresents.com www.willardwilcox.com www.brolo.me www.dillinger-vodka.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    The Gayest...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022 30:04


    Ol' HRK talks pregnant men, hanging with ex's, and reminisces the gayest thing he's ever done.... all while making the gayest drink of all time, a cosmo... HOPE YOU LOVE IT!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    School's Out For Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 0:06


    Ol' HRK talks school shootings, detention, and grown men crying at the bar... All while inventing a delicious creamy martini... ENJOY!!! https://linktr.ee/hrkpresents https://willardwilcox.com https://.dillingervodka.com https://.mugshotsgrill.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    The Jerk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 35:33


    Ol' HRK wieghs in on the Johnny Depp Trail, tells a great story about butthole cocaine, and discusses the upside of datinig someone who seems bad for you... All while making a super strong rum cocktail... Hope ya love it! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    The Mexican Abortion

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 35:41


    Ol HRK talks Joshua Tree, sleeve tattoos, and weighs the pros and cons of abortion, all whilst celebrating cinco de mayo and gearing up for the kentuky derby... HOPE YOU LOVE IT!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    The Ultimatum

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 32:29


    Ol' HRK outdoes himself after last weeks offensive comments, talks about what it means to be a "team" in a relationship, and reviews the new Netflix show "The Ultimatum"... HOPE YA LOVE IT!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    Jedi Mind Trick

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 35:38


    Ol' HRK talks small town firemen, manipulation, and says the most offensive thing he's ever said, and tries a "jedi mind trick" for the first time... ENJOY!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    Spying and Lying

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 29:22


    Ol' HRK fields emails from some women who could be detectives, and others who could probably be secret agents, all while sippin' on a classic Vesper Martini... ENJOY!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    It's Not You, It's Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 26:40


    Ol' HRK talks Oscars, fields relationship questions from all 5 of his listeners, and shortcuts a great bourbon drink... ENJOY!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message

    St. Patty's Day Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 31:41


    Ol' HRK pays tribute to all nationalities, talks about the bare minimum, and puts an Irish spin on an American classic... Hope ya love it!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Vision Quest

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 22:04


    Ol' HRK trips balls, has a bad run of luck, and gets in touch with his artistic side, all while drinking a new spin on a gin martini... HOPE YA LOVE IT!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Love Is Blind

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 25:28


    Ol' HRK talks fighting naked, flying squirrels, and the new Netflix show "Love is Blind"... all while almost lighting himself on fire... Hope ya love it!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    The Tinder Swindler

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2022 20:56


    Ole HRK deals with his first race scandal, gets an email from a crack head, and breaks down the new Netflix Phenomenon "Tinder Swindler".... with a serious upgrade in the A/V department... HOPE YOU LOVE IT!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Worst. Gift. Ever.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 20:54


    Ole HRK gives ladies advice on the best and worst gift to get their man, creates the worst drink ever, and dreams of the days when you could throw a women down a fight of stairs. HOPE YOU LOVE IT!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Would You Rather?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 58:22


    Ole HRK sits down with the dynamic duo of Gena Grish and Dario Durham to play relationship "would you rather", and talk about the post breakup drama of "who keeps what" when it comes to friends and places... HOPE YOU LOVE IT!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Bumbling Idiot

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 26:48


    In a moment of desperation, HRK goes against his better judgement and plays around on bumble… HOPE YA LOVE IT!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Kink Test

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 21:42


    Old HRK comes to terms with past bedroom trauma, takes a kink test, and vows to never go on an all-day bender again. ENJOY!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Thanksgiving Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 28:50


    Ole HRK kicks off the holiday with a tribute to all of his ex's, and sheds some light on characteristics of a successful relationship. Hope ya love it! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    End of the Road

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 27:56


    Ole HRK talks Kyle Rittenhouse, the "R"word, and tells the VERY LAST Ashley story of all time (I promise).... All while sippin some Gentleman Jack and laughing his ass off... ENJOY!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Can You Change a Man?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 27:04


    HRK explains where single women go wrong when trying to find a partner, and why changing a man's looks is easier than changing his behavior. Along the way, he touches on Squid Games, Gay Superman, and references a "poo pillow" three times. Hope ya love it!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Hoosier State of Mind

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 32:45


    Ole HRK explains his hiatus, talks about his time as a professional house sitter, and drinks some truth serum to help come clean about the Ashley experience... HOPE YA LOVE IT!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Two in the Morning

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 49:50


    Ole HRK sits down with the extremely talented Willard Wilcox to talk about Ryan Reynods, ass vs titties, and how nightlife impacts relationships... I hope you have as much fun as we did. Stick around after the credits for some great tunes!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Work Wife

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 28:18


    Old HRK gives a city update, discusses the worst professions to date, and talks "work wife" relationships in the workplace.... ENJOY!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Love on the Rocks... Ain't No Big Surprise...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 24:04


    Old HRK talks new projects, city life, and if "taking a break" ever works.... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    big surprise love on the rocks
    Cheating: To Tell or Not To Tell

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 47:34


    Old HRK brings back his favorite co-host to talk dong rockets, catching people cheating, and why confessions aren't better late than never... All while sippin on some mimosas.... ENJOY!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    In House or the Outhouse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 22:17


    Old HRK talks white knights, keeping problems in house, and double standards (i think...) all while sippin a classic summertime tequila based cocktail. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    The Handjob Raffle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 17:29


    HRK talks Bachelor vs Bachelorette Parties, handjob raffles, and blow-pops in the vajay-hole... Hope ya love it!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Sex Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 24:35


    Old HRK talks about the new Netflix Series "Sex Life" on America's Birthday, and the one year anniversary of the show, all while making a patriotic shot and a cocktail called "missionary's downfall"... hope ya love it! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Shady Lady

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 29:40


    Old HRK talks about getting dumped, dating people with shady friends, and breadcrumbs next weeks show, which is gonna be one hell of a one-year anniversary! Hope ya love it! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Father's Day Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 36:05


    Old HRK brings on his favorite guest of all time, his daughter, and he and BFK shoot the breeze about being "ride-or-die", crossfit, and Juneteenth... ENJOY!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    The Coverup

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 24:11


    Old HRK talks standup, pettiness, and how the coverup can be worse than the crime... all while enjoying two great summertime drinks... ENJOY! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Men vs. Women

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 30:36


    Old HRK returns to the windy city to bring you an Old Fashioned from My Buddy's Bar and Grill... and gets pretty tuned up as he talks about the differences between men and women... hope ya love it!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Hoovering

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 20:56


    Old HRK gives a comedy update, talks dad bod's and women's standards, and creates a great brandy martini... Hope ya love it!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    He's a Great Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 20:02


    Old HRK gives a comedy update, talks dad bod's and women's standards, and creates a great brandy martini... Hope ya love it!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 19:08


    Old HRK shoots the breeze about stale relationships and sips on a "love bug" cocktail... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    The Crazy Test

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 31:49


    Old HRK unviels his "Am I a Crazy GF" Test, lists his top 5 crazy ex's, and teaches a delicious breakfast martini to all you morning drunks out there... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Hot Girl Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 22:19


    Old HRK encounters a Karen, talks about how breakups are contagious, and teaches you a simple, dilicous summertime drink... ENJOY!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Real Talk w/ Gena

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 66:41


    Old HRK sits down with dating expert Gena Grish at the Chicago Hotspot "My Buddy's" to field questions from the fans... and wraps things up with a question sent in by HRK's lovely girlfriend Ashley, who conveniently left out half of the story... ENJOY!!!! All things HRK: https://linktr.ee/hrkpresents Willard Willcox: https://willardwilcox.com No Limit Creations: https://www.facebook.com/NoLimitCreationsByBSE Dillinger Vodka: http://dillinger-vodka.com My Buddy's: https://www.mybuddyschicago.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Serial Datiing w Gena and TJ

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 55:30


    Old HRK sits down with the co-hosts of the podcast "Menage-a-Pod" to talk aboutserial dating, dating apps, rating systems, and why bitches wanna believe... ENJOY!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Micro-Cheating (feat. GSJ)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 41:38


    Old HRK brings on his best bud and old co-host GSJ to talk about micro-cheating, and relives his favorite strip club story of all time, all whilst sippin on a "Sugar Ray Leonard" cocktail... ENJOY!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Lemme See Your Phone....

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 26:04


    Old HRK powers through a hangover (by drinking more alcohol) to bring you his thoughts on what a reasonable expectation of privacy is in a serious relationship... Hope ya love it!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Adios MF'er!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 26:17


    Old HRK talks about when enough is enough, butt cheeks in Miami, and reads fan mail about the worst honeymoon ever... ENJOY!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

    Waving the Red Flag

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 31:32


    Old HRK pops off about a topic near and dear to his heart: Red Flags. He also invents the next great party drink, and tells the tale of the train wreck that was his and Ashley's first date... ENJOY!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theperfectdrink/support

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