The Polytickin' Podcast

Welcome back to another episode of The Polytickin' Podcast! The Pod Boys try to figure out what Robo's deal is. What does he do, besides instilling the fear of God into his children? Sefa hates that Crock guy who bought out McDonalds so he's boycotting them. Badapapapaaa he's hating it. Marcus doesn't understand the hype behind Ryan Gosling. He's ok. The boys then discuss Caster Semenya, who lost her legal battle and is now banned from the Olympic Games. Trigger warning. The boys end it on a debate about who would win in a fight, Russia or China, even though the real debate was between NZ/AUS and the good ol USA. Spoiler alert: Russia would definitely win. Follow us @SefaM @OhHelloMarcus

Welcome back to another episode of The Polytickin' Podcast! The boys speak on the Samoan psychologist from NZ trying to make a difference with reform programs centered around mental health for prison inmates and theological students. The world needs more of that. They then discuss the stigma around sex workers and how valuable but underpaid our teachers are. Would y'all be mad if your kid's teacher had an Onlyfans? Mulan just dropped and is being boycotted. The Pod Boys don't plan on watching Mulan...until they can stream it for free. If you want corporations to listen you better attack their pockets, word to the Milk Tea Alliance. Follow us @SefaM @OhHelloMarcus

Welcome back to another episode of The Polytickin' Podcast! The Pod Boys are podding again because Marcus found the time to not be lazy. Get it together! The boys have an update on Joseph Auga Matamata and spoiler alert: He in prison. Also, he can EAD. They then discuss Asuelu and what proper representation of Samoan and Polynesian people on television or other media actually means. Sefa suggests they take their product and head to the Internet. It's where the people are. 2020 sucks and the boys are in agreement on that. RIP Chadwick Boseman and Darren Vaiga.

Welcome back to another episode of The Polytickin' Podcast! Sefa and Marcus are happy for Jawsh685 and his success. They are also happy to see some of NZ twitter with egg on their face, mate. They get the sentiment, though. Let's just figure out if what an artist is doing is actually stealing before we start railing against them. But even with all of that, Jason Derulo is still a cornball. He didn't even make “Down”! The Pod Boys then discuss what the hell is going on with Doja Cat. Get away from the incels, Doja Cat! Please! Sefa wants to Bring Bernie Back because Joe Biden is wild'n out right now. What are you doing, Joe?! Follow us @SefaM @OhHelloMarcus

Welcome back to another episode of The Polytickin' Podcast! The Pod Boys tell their horror stories from retail and Marcus has finally caught his own Karen in the wild. Scumbags do what scumbags will do I guess. Then the boys talk about Joseph Auga Matamata, who stands accused of multiple counts of slavery and human trafficking. Thank you again, New Zealand! Sefa thinks Elon Musk might not be motivated by money, but who really knows? Billionaires are weird. Also, did y'all listen to G-Eazy and Jack Harlow's “Moana”? Because that sounded like certified trash. Sefa then talks about the father who broke his kid's tv for not doing their chores. He's cool with it but the man did not commit. COMMIT! The boys don't know what's going on! Follow us @SefaM @OhHelloMarcus

*VOLUME WARNING* Welcome back to another episode of The Polytickin' Podcast! Serious SefM Radio and MAGA Hat Marcus dive into it right from the get-go. Marcus begins yelling at the top of his lungs, as if the CEO of Wal-Mart can hear him. He rails against the notion that a local grocery store worker is considered a “hero.” It's hard to feel like one when you're not actually doing some “hero” shit, while also putting yourself at-risk for a corporation who treats you as expendable. But, you know, whatever. Sefa then gives his piece on the hilarious but thought-provoking debate about who had more anthems, French Montana or Kendrick Lamar? It sounds obvious, but it never truly is for The Boys. All they gotta say is Haaaaanh?! They then discuss who had the best mixtape series run and Marcus freaks out about Chamillionaire reaching Sacramento. Follow us @SefaM @OhHelloMarcus

The boys are back and are talking preferences. Do you have em? Because if you do, you're a racist. They then determine the level of their friendship after Marcus tells Sefa he didn't get his stimulus check yet. Speaking of stimulus checks, if $1,200 is nothing for you, why don't you give it away since you're such a hustler. The boys then talk about that majestic centaur from New Zealand and parse what the hell he's talking about. Sefa thinks he's arrogant and Marcus thinks of nothing. Also, who's more talented? Jamie Foxx or Will Smith? Do y'all watch Dark Side Of The Ring? Also, forget you China. Follow us @SefaM @OhHelloMarcus

Happy Quarantine! The boys are back and ready for that action, boss. Sefa's timeline has been in shambles again, so thanks for that ladies. Seriously, how come we can never have nice things? What some see as an innocent social media trend, others see an opportunity for politics. It's tiring. Because we could have sworn that “Island Girls” was broad enough for everyone to participate. But that's just us. Also, Sefa urges us to put respect on Luffy's name and wonders what other anime has done what One Piece has for the past 20 years. Also also, Marcus suggests having pocket sand for extra defense against would-be attackers. Follow us on all platforms at @sefam and @ohhellomarcus

Happy Quarantine Week! The boys are back (again, once more) and reporting live from their government-mandated social distancing. The boys wonder whether we're living in the End Times and think of where they would setup shop during the apocalypse. Marcus wants to learn from Nick Offerman in a cabin while Sefa would rule his local Super Wal-Mart with Bear Grylls. Where would you go? The boys then discuss the depressing state of domestic violence in Samoa and the normalization of it all. Heavy, heavy stuff. Definitely out of Marcus's depth. But all signs seem to point to our colonizers again. Also, if you want to #FreeWestPapua, why are you traveling to Bali? Should we start monitoring our travel or tourism once this pandemic settles down and we return to a semblance of normal life? Should we have been doing so from the start? Also, also, who would win in a fight? The Rock as The Rock or Vin Diesel as Riddick from Pitch Black? Where were you during 9/11? Oh and unrelated but the boys would probably be terrible people if they were to wield power.

In this one, the boys are down and out my co! They finally get it together long enough to record a new episode in a timely fashion. As a bonus, they keep the gloves at home when they discuss the measles outbreak again. Sefa thinks Samoa would be fine during the zombie apocalypse, but Marcus isn't convinced. Also, how satisfied are you that The Rock is only half-Black? Also also, what are the consequences of American Samoans being declared US citizens instead of US Nationals? Dang it, Utah. One thing is for sure, though: the boys are scared of New Zealand women now because they all shit. Follow us @OhHelloMarcus @SefaM 

After a long hiatus (again) the boys almost catch each other's fade when they talk about the measles outbreak in Samoa and whether there are things that can't be made fun of. Did any of you guys watch The Irishman? Also, is Colin Kaepernick selfish? What the hell is wrong with Goldlink? Oh and Sefa thinks the blog-rap era is the best era of rap. Fight him. Follow us on all socials @ohhellomarcus @sefam

In this episode, we discuss Ayesha Curry's somewhat controversial interview, Avengers Endgame *spoiler warning* as well as the culture (as usual lol), emulating gang life, and a bunch of other things. Also, no twerking at your proposal, fellas. Follow us on all socials @ohhellomarcus @sefam

in this episode, @sefam and @ohhellomarcus discuss a few different topics ranging from the jr. seau documentary to another podcast bit about american samoa that shall remain nameless because we hate them and will be at war with them for life lol. nah but basically just shootin the breeze between brothers and discussing some serious topics in between jokes. #ThePolytickinPodcast

In our return from being unproductive, me and @ohhellomarcus discuss the passing of the late great Nipsey Hussle, as well as Ella Mai, Izzy Folau and some other random banter. #ThePolytickinPodcast

In this episode, we discuss time travel, the question whether Samoans can govern themselves considering the family ties and small communities, and staying healthy...ish... follow us for more and let us know what yall think... @sefam @ohhellomarcus

In this episode we discuss 90 Day Fiance as well as some other interesting race related topics we seen on the timeline recently. Do we dictate the culture? Have our women always been modest? Will Goku get the dragon balls in time to stop freiza? Find out on the next episode of The Polytickin' Podcast - @sefam @ohhellomarcus

We talk about purging tweets and movies and stuff. @Sefam @ohhellomarcus

Just some more of us talking about nothin. @sefam @ohhellomarcus

This episode we discuss twitter beef between US and NZ/Aus poly twitter. Which means we discuss absolutely nothing. @sefam @ohhellomarcus

In this episode we discuss the newest album from the greatest poly rapper alive A-Dough. @sefam @ohhellomarcus