The Secret Life of Weddings

In our last public episode we tell stories about missing wedding money, demanding too much of your wedding party and wedding start times . . . who is right - Lisa or Rebecca? It's official . . . we are moving exclusively to Patreon starting episode 176! For just $3 a month you can get all your ad-free wedding drama at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617

This week we hear about terrible families and the coining of our now FAVOURITE phrase: “The Dress Needs To Fit My Body, Not The Other Way Around!” It's official . . . we are moving exclusively to Patreon starting episode 176! For just $3 a month you can get all your ad-free wedding drama at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends! ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase. Thrive Causemetics - Start thriving and help women in need today by going to http://ThriveCausemetics.com/SECRETLIFE and enter code SECRETLIFE for 15% off your first purchase! Manly Bands: Order his Manly Band and get 21% off, plus a free silicone ring, go to http://ManlyBands.com/SecretLife for 21% off!

One of our fave listeners is back this week with more nightmare bride stories! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Manly Bands: Order his Manly Band and get 21% off, plus a free silicone ring, go to http://ManlyBands.com/SecretLife for 21% off!

This week we hear about crappy bachelorette parties, a couple who ended up leaving their own wedding and a listener calls in with an hilarious story about a Scottish wedding shocker for the bride! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends! ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase. Thrive Causemetics - Start thriving and help women in need today by going to http://ThriveCausemetics.com/SECRETLIFE and enter code SECRETLIFE for 15% off your first purchase!

Who doesn't love manatees? The dude who's trying to propose, dammit! Also Lisa hates fish, stop trying to make her like them . . . and more! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends!

An uncle that just gets up in everyone's business. A sister who is completely wacko, and a woman who should never be allowed to date. Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase. Thrive Causemetics - Start thriving and help women in need today by going to http://ThriveCausemetics.com/SECRETLIFE and enter code SECRETLIFE for 15% off your first purchase! Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends!

It's our petty party divorce spectacular! Hear about the world's pettiest and most contentious divorces we could find this week on The Secret Life of Weddings podcast! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase. Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends!

Costume weddings . . . what if you showed up and you were the only ones dressed up? Would you just die or just roll with it and take photos for money? Also a fake elopement that lasts for YEARS until they're outted like it's no big deal . . . ummm wtf? Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Stereo App - Participate live during our real episode recordings by going to https://stereo.com/lisamark and http://stereo.com/rebeccalozer (be sure to follow us both), to be notified when we go LIVE! Come interact with us over on the Stereo mobile app. Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends! ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase.

A woman who insisted on a ridiculous dress code for her Hawaiian weddings is PISSED OFF when he request goes viral. But this woman is so crazy she actually holds a polygraph party just to out the snitch! Also, just because a wedding dress is on-sale doesn't meant you should wear it to my wedding . . . RIGHT MIL?! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Stereo App - Participate live during our real episode recordings by going to https://stereo.com/lisamark and http://stereo.com/rebeccalozer (be sure to follow us both), to be notified when we go LIVE! Come interact with us over on the Stereo mobile app. Minted - Enjoy 20% off your first order by going to http://minted.com/SECRETLIFE

A woman gets accused of using too much toilet paper during her divorce… okay. And what happens when you combine divorce lawyers and big beefy men? Find out today on The Secret Life of Weddings!   Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark   Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings   To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com   *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617   SPONSORS:   ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase.   Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends!

This week on The Secret Life of Weddings - crazy mothers are running wild! We also have some fun & fast wedding stories this week that will make you LOL. We also help a Squeem with urgent advice about her videographer who she just discovered has only terrible reviews! Should she cancel? Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Minted - Enjoy 20% off your first order by going to http://minted.com/SECRETLIFE Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends! ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase.

A crap venue full of old folks, a groom who has no boundaries, a Double D's update featuring Jessie and Maya - it's a GOOD one!  Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends!

Our super cool listener & wedding dress designer Paul writes in with some killer Do's and Don'ts you should know when having a custom wedding gown designed by a professional. We hear some happy news from a couple we formerly featured on the show, as well as lots more wild weddings! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase.

It's our holiday 2020 special! A listener elf tells us what it's like to deal with total idiots while helping take Santa photos. Another Squeem tells us a nightmarish Christmas tale about her husband and a major injury that happened in the stupidest way ever! And lots more holiday hilarity! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends! Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase.

We talk old men and young women - why's it a thing? A listener who got Covid has a photographer who apparently doesn't believe that Covid is REAL! Should she fire the photographer ahead of her postponed wedding date? A Squeem tells us how she got a crazy surprise when she was walking down the aisle, and we hear about the most messed up Thanksgiving ever. Why? It's full of cheating spouses! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE

A listener asks if she should ditch her wedding party because the bridesmaids are fighting. A bride tells us about her horror show of a wedding, from the bad father of the bride speech to the obnoxious family member who takes off his shirt at the reception (barf).  Two sets of friends deal with duelling wedding dates due to Covid complications and a listener tells us a classic teenage dating tale in Double Ds about embarrassing period problems . . . all ladies have been there! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends!

Halloween may have been this past weekend but this week a listener tells us about her wedding night and how a ghostly solider came to visit! Is a “teeny weeny peeny' a deal breaker? Find out why it's not for one couple, and then discover why nothing says true love quite like having puke socks. Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE

Things get spooky this week on the Secret Life of Weddings! It's Halloween, and we get to hear all about super creeptastic ancient wedding traditions. We chat Halloween / haunted weddings - great idea or terrible idea? A listener writes in with an absolutely terrifying tale about a Ghost Groom who attacked her for years and we even hear about Rebecca's recent real life horror story where she ended up doing her best Linda Blair impersonation! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends!

Is it acceptable to pay your wife for sex if you're getting what you want? A woman's Fiance takes her dress to show his mom and sister, but what happens next will make you SO angry! A listener asks for advice on how she can politely discourage her step-dad from attending her wedding. A mom plays matchmaker for her daughter and when she runs into her twin's boyfriend while out on a date, hilarity ensues.   Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings   To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com   *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617   SPONSORS:   ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase.   Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE

A Squeem writes in for advice because her sister chose someone else as her maid of honour - should she confront her about it? A best man doesn't live up to his title when he repeatedly calls the bride by the ex-wife's name! A wedding photographer tells us about when she was a newbie and asked her friend to second shoot for her, which quickly ends in disappointment. A bird causes chaos, more wedding photographer stories & a new saga begins this week! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends! Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE

A naked (and apparently well-known musician!) crashed a wedding ceremony and gives the bride & groom a little something extra . . . A bride's family has a very unique tradition where the groom dates her mom and even rent a hotel room together - and the groom is NOT down with this . . . And a terrible bridesmaid posts a photo of her friend's wedding dress from the pre-wedding fitting to social media and tagged the groom - LAME! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617

A guest replies with their RSVP, and adds 20 additional people to their +1 invitation?! This week we tackle questions and advice requests from listeners including someone whose Maid of Honour decides she can't attend the wedding and then cancels the Air BNB which is the wedding venue! A Squeem writes in to enlighten us about dating is like during a pandemic, and tons more this week on The Secret Life of Weddings! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE Usual Wines - A modern, clean wine brand with NO additives and NO sugar! Get $8 off with promo code WEDDINGS at http://usualwines.com

A listener asks us to list our top 5 ways to avoid becoming a dreaded Bridezilla! A Squeem writes into the Am I The Douche Canoe segment with the question about whether she's at fault in her friendship which is imploding due to overlapping wedding dates, and we hear about the most INSANE mother-in-law story in the history of our show! And sure, you thought your MIL was evil . . .  but did she POISON YOU?! But WAIT! This story gets even STRANGER and you won't BELIEVE the ending! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Usual Wines - A modern, clean wine brand with NO additives and NO sugar! Get $8 off with promo code WEDDINGS at http://usualwines.com Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends!

A bride's mom gets super jealous over grandma making a handmade lace garter for her daughter, the bride - so she demands the elderly grandma make one for her too! Uh, weird. We hear some terrible wedding speeches (always a fun time) and tons more terrible wedding stories including one about a photo booth groper! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Dateable Podcast - Subscribe today to Dateable on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favourite podcast player. Usual Wines - A modern, clean wine brand with NO additives and NO sugar! Get $8 off with promo code WEDDINGS at http://usualwines.com

A listener writes in to ask what to do . . . her husband cheated and the woman will be at a family wedding! Should she attend? A sexy red dress makes wedding news this week - is it fair to the bride for a guest to wear it to a wedding? And we flashback to a listener's wedding . . . did she stay with her husband after everything that happened? And finally want to know how to seriously piss off your caterer? Find out this week on The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends! Dateable Podcast - Subscribe today to Dateable on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favourite podcast player. Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE

Find out how God called a groom during a wedding ceremony. We hear about a father who fined his daughter after she ruined her aunt's wedding dress. Is he right or wrong for his punishment? And tons of amazing wedding cringe moments you'll never be able to unhear. Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSOR: Usual Wines - A modern, clean wine brand with NO additives and NO sugar! Get $8 off with promo code WEDDINGS at http://usualwines.com

From pre-wedding events where costs are getting out of control, to bird sh*t bombing, and idiots disrespecting ancient cultures - this week's episode of The Secret Life of Weddings has it all! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings

This story is blowing up in the wedding industry news right now! A bride died in a car accident. The grieving groom asks the videographer for the retainer to be returned, and the videographer not only refuses to refund the poor groom, but MOCKS him! We hear about a very … extreme and sexual … family wedding tradition … would you do it for your fiancé if she begged you? Check out Lisa & Rebecca's new business Oak & Co. Real Estate (serving the greater Toronto area) - http://oaknco.ca and on Instagram at http://instagram.com/oaknco.ca Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends!

The ultimate Bridezilla recently attacked her wedding venue after claiming they refused to help her with Covid-19 cancellation alternatives … but wait … the venue recorded a phone call with her! Was she caught lying? A jerk photographer treats a ten year old like crap and finally we hear about the worst boyfriend in history … also about what happens when drinking and driving too close to a lake! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings

This week we discuss what's ok and what's not ok legally with Covid-19 wedding cancellations. This is affecting engaged people around the world. We also hear stories about an overly-patriotic mother-son dance, a hot dog proposal,  yet another flakey-ass groomsman, the warbly singer, a dude cheating and his other girl, and so … much … MORE! Including an update on that guy whose fiancé left him at the altar, and then she contacted him later online … find out if he meets up with her! Rebecca's Ghost Photo is now posted exclusively in our Patreon - check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/35934729?fbclid=IwAR3g6z9xEK7iN0teGwb9wQE52c78LPaiLULg9BcDKoq9iS6ivlWUfa9bJqg Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends!

This week we are recording this episode via Facebook Live! Be sure to join our FB group (link below) if you want to join and watch next time. This week - drinks return as we chat about throwing the bouquet & garter toss into the F-it Bucket. We also hear about side-boob quadrants, terrible drunk wedding guests, and a dude who got left at the altar wants to know if he should give his ex-fiancee a second chance. What do you think? Let us know in our Facebook group! Rebecca's Ghost Photo is now posted exclusively in our Patreon - check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/35934729?fbclid=IwAR3g6z9xEK7iN0teGwb9wQE52c78LPaiLULg9BcDKoq9iS6ivlWUfa9bJqg Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings

This week we are recording this episode via Facebook Live! Be sure to join our FB group (link below) if you want to join and watch next time. We hear from a listener who 12 years old and was shamed by an officiant for not having the rings, even though it wasn't her fault! Ugh. From missing rings, a super scary Bumble date, terrible gross bridesmaids all the way to a new segment - Wedding Movie Review! Lisa & Rebecca discuss (argue?) their opinions about My Best Friend's Wedding. This digital live episode is a wild ride! Rebecca's Ghost Photo is now posted exclusively in our Patreon - check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/35934729?fbclid=IwAR3g6z9xEK7iN0teGwb9wQE52c78LPaiLULg9BcDKoq9iS6ivlWUfa9bJqg Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends!

Remember the Golf Cart? The Carriage From Hell is sort of a sequel. We hear from a listener whose mom tells us about how she escaped her horrible marriage from her cheater husband in the early 1990s who was actually placing ads for cheating! This week we ask the question on everyone's mind ... are cousins five times removed too close to marry? Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings

We hear about a Halloween wedding where guests were invited to dress up in costume, and one cousin completely pranks the Bride …. The bride was pissed but we think it's hilarious! Do you?! A listener tells us about how her bridesmaid dress was completely destroyed only 3 days before her friend's wedding, also … PSA - plastic bags are NOT effective condoms. Check out The Barre Teja for free online barre classes that Rebecca loves: IG: https://www.instagram.com/thebarreteja YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwKesBBP3MnsE5mnjVrvPaQ Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Empower - For more info about Empower and to receive *$5 BONUS in your account, visit: Empower.me/SECRETLIFE *Eligibility: To be eligible to receive the $5 bonus, (a) you must enter offer code promo code SECRETLIFE at signup, (b) you must be an active Empower subscriber, (c) you must open your Empower AutoSave account no later than 4/30/20, and (d) your Empower AutoSave account must have reached a balance milestone of $100 or more 30 days after opening the account. The bonus will be paid into your Empower AutoSave account on or around the 4th of the month following the achievement of the balance milestone. Must be a new Empower customer to qualify.

We hear about a wedding venue in New Jersey that had 2 weddings shut down on a Tuesday, despite Covid-19 closure laws (that's not suspicious at all, right?!) We hear about a woman who was part of an attempted forced wedding, and a listener wonders if she's a Douche Canoe for being hurt that her bridesmaid lies about the reasons she can't attend the bachelorette party. In Double Ds, we hear about a terrifying Tinder date our listener seriously regretted …. Check out The Brides Project in Toronto where dresses that are less than 5 years old are donated and for every sale, the proceeds go to cancer charities: https://thebridesproject.com/ Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends! Empower - For more info about Empower and to receive *$5 BONUS in your account, visit: Empower.me/SECRETLIFE *Eligibility: To be eligible to receive the $5 bonus, (a) you must enter offer code promo code SECRETLIFE at signup, (b) you must be an active Empower subscriber, (c) you must open your Empower AutoSave account no later than 4/30/20, and (d) your Empower AutoSave account must have reached a balance milestone of $100 or more 30 days after opening the account. The bonus will be paid into your Empower AutoSave account on or around the 4th of the month following the achievement of the balance milestone. Must be a new Empower customer to qualify. Capital One Walmart Rewards Card - Support for The Secret Life of Weddings comes from the Capital One Walmart Rewards Card. With the Capital One Walmart Rewards card, you'll earn unlimited 5% back at Walmart online. You'll also earn 2% in Walmart stores, at restaurants, and on travel, and 1% everywhere else. When you want all that, you need the Capital One Walmart Rewards Card. What's in your wallet? Terms and exclusions apply. Capital One, N.A.

It's everywhere, causing stress around the world: we discuss the impact of the Covid-19 pandemic on wedding cancellations, and then ask discuss what you should do if your wedding is coming up soon. We hear about a couple of bridesmaids who have created a ‘Mean Girls' vibe and the bride is at the end of her patience, and considering canceling her bachelorette … plus lots more! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase. Capital One Walmart Rewards Card - The Secret Life of Weddings is brought to you by the Capital One Walmart Rewards Card. Earn unlimited 5% back at Walmart online, 2% in Walmart stores, restaurants & travel, and 1% everywhere else. When you want all that, you need the Capital One Walmart Rewards Card. What's in your wallet? Terms & exclusions apply. Empower - For more info about Empower and to receive *$5 BONUS in your account, visit: Empower.me/SECRETLIFE *Eligibility: To be eligible to receive the $5 bonus, (a) you must enter offer code promo code SECRETLIFE at signup, (b) you must be an active Empower subscriber, (c) you must open your Empower AutoSave account no later than 4/30/20, and (d) your Empower AutoSave account must have reached a balance milestone of $100 or more 30 days after opening the account. The bonus will be paid into your Empower AutoSave account on or around the 4th of the month following the achievement of the balance milestone. Must be a new Empower customer to qualify.

We hear about a listener's difficult mom, and then ask the question nobody wants the answer to: why do men insist on stripping on wedding dance floors? This week we put bridesmaids who just won't pick their stupid dresses in the F*ck-It Bucket. Also, who wants to hear about a hot mess Deadpool wedding?! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That's friends without the R, Best Fiends! Capital One Walmart Rewards Card - The Secret Life of Weddings is brought to you by the Capital One Walmart Rewards Card. Earn unlimited 5% back at Walmart online, 2% in Walmart stores, restaurants & travel, and 1% everywhere else. When you want all that, you need the Capital One Walmart Rewards Card. What's in your wallet? Terms & exclusions apply. Thrive Causemetics - Start thriving and help women in need today by going to http://ThriveCausemetics.com/SECRETLIFE and enter code SECRETLIFE for 15% off your first purchase! Empower - For more info about Empower and to receive *$5 BONUS in your account, visit: Empower.me/SECRETLIFE *Eligibility: To be eligible to receive the $5 bonus, (a) you must enter offer code promo code SECRETLIFE at signup, (b) you must be an active Empower subscriber, (c) you must open your Empower AutoSave account no later than 4/30/20, and (d) your Empower AutoSave account must have reached a balance milestone of $100 or more 30 days after opening the account. The bonus will be paid into your Empower AutoSave account on or around the 4th of the month following the achievement of the balance milestone. Must be a new Empower customer to qualify.

Spoiler alert! Rebecca gives us a summary of the Love Is Blind finale in the news this week! Should we put the Ring Bearers in the F*ck-It Bucket? And The Year of Kalani Saga Pt. 3! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE Capital One Walmart Rewards Card - The Secret Life of Weddings is brought to you by the Capital One Walmart Rewards Card. Earn unlimited 5% back at Walmart online, 2% in Walmart stores, restaurants & travel, and 1% everywhere else. When you want all that, you need the Capital One Walmart Rewards Card. What's in your wallet? Terms & exclusions apply.

Spoiler alert! More updates on Love Is Blind in the news this week! We hear about a listener's husband who can't seem to dress himself, we start a new feature called ‘Am I The Douche-Canoe?', our very own version of AITA, and The Year of Kalani Saga Pt. 2! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Empower - For more info about Empower and to receive *$5 BONUS in your account, visit: Empower.me/SECRETLIFE *Eligibility: To be eligible to receive the $5 bonus, (a) you must enter offer code promo code SECRETLIFE at signup, (b) you must be an active Empower subscriber, (c) you must open your Empower AutoSave account no later than 4/30/20, and (d) your Empower AutoSave account must have reached a balance milestone of $100 or more 30 days after opening the account. The bonus will be paid into your Empower AutoSave account on or around the 4th of the month following the achievement of the balance milestone. Must be a new Empower customer to qualify.

Lisa & Rebecca discuss the new TV show Love Is Blind and whether or not it's cool to NOT reveal your sexual preferences before marrying someone.  We chat about whether or not you should toss out sexist cultural traditions on your wedding day if you don't agree with them. This week we begin a new listener saga about a bride who is butting heads with a mom who is jealous of the groom's mom, and the listener's sister who is only interested her sister's wedding once a bachelorette party in Austin Texas is involved… We also hear some helpful advice from a listener about what a security guard at your wedding can or cannot do, and how to best utilise their services! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Empower - For more info about Empower and to receive *$5 BONUS in your account, visit: Empower.me/SECRETLIFE *Eligibility: To be eligible to receive the $5 bonus, (a) you must enter offer code promo code SECRETLIFE at signup, (b) you must be an active Empower subscriber, (c) you must open your Empower AutoSave account no later than 4/30/20, and (d) your Empower AutoSave account must have reached a balance milestone of $100 or more 30 days after opening the account. The bonus will be paid into your Empower AutoSave account on or around the 4th of the month following the achievement of the balance milestone. Must be a new Empower customer to qualify.

From strip club-triggered engagement to how to uninvite an uncle who is fighting with dad, we hear lots from you guys, our listeners this week! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE Thrive Causemetics - Start thriving and help women in need today by going to http://ThriveCausemetics.com/SECRETLIFE and enter code SECRETLIFE for 15% off your first purchase!

A listener writes in asking for advice about smoker relatives being invited to a non-smoking venue in a forest. We chat about why you should never guilt-invite someone to be a part of your wedding party. In Double Ds we hear about forbidden coma love that's SUPER messed up! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Empower - For more info about Empower and to receive *$5 BONUS in your account, visit: Empower.me/SECRETLIFE *Eligibility: To be eligible to receive the $5 bonus, (a) you must enter offer code promo code SECRETLIFE at signup, (b) you must be an active Empower subscriber, (c) you must open your Empower AutoSave account no later than 4/30/20, and (d) your Empower AutoSave account must have reached a balance milestone of $100 or more 30 days after opening the account. The bonus will be paid into your Empower AutoSave account on or around the 4th of the month following the achievement of the balance milestone. Must be a new Empower customer to qualify.

This week we debate the latest in tacky wedding photo trends, tips on how to save for your wedding day, insider security guard stories, dating an Underwear Gnome and tons more! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSOR: Empower - For more info about Empower and to receive $5 FREE in your account, visit: Empower.me/SECRETLIFE

A very uncomfortable wedding where a gross & rude groom keeps disappearing - for cigarettes and gambling - so classy. A longtime married photographer couple goes AWOL after shooting a listener's wedding … find out what happened next! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase. Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE

A listener sends us an S.O.S. email asking for help because she doesn't like her engagement photos and wants to know if she should look for a different photographer for the wedding day. We hear about a horrible ex-boyfriend-turned-best-man in a listener's best friend's wedding! Following these stories is a listener's experience with a caterer from hell and in Double Ds we hear about a guy called Creepy Benny who is WAYYYYY too into a relationship way too soon and sends up all kinds of red flags. Finally, we hear Rebecca's popular trend predictions for 2020 weddings! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Thrive Causemetics - Start thriving and help women in need today by going to http://ThriveCausemetics.com/SECRETLIFE and enter code SECRETLIFE for 15% off your first purchase! Caséta by Lutron - Get smart lighting the smart way with Caséta by Lutron smart switches. Learn more about Caséta at http://Lutron.com/SECRETLIFE  

There is so much to unpack with this extra dirty episode of The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast! Let's just say it's about everything from bachelor parties, ex-gfs showing up to the wedding ceremony, strip clubs, cheating spouses and more that we can't write in this description without our post getting flagged for inappropriate content! You'll just have to listen to find out more ;) Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Caséta by Lutron - Get smart lighting the smart way with Caséta by Lutron smart switches. Learn more about Caséta at http://Lutron.com/SECRETLIFE

A bride and her mom is super ungrateful to her MIL-to-be even when she buys them manicures. A guy's New Year's Eve marriage proposal to his girlfriend is deliberately ruined by his own brother and future sister-in-law. We also hear an update on our listener and her crazy bride friend Amber on The Nightmare Before Christmas Saga Part 2! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Caséta by Lutron - Get smart lighting the smart way with Caséta by Lutron smart switches. Learn more about Caséta at http://Lutron.com/SECRETLIFE

To DJ or Playlist? On the F**k It Bucket this week we argue both sides and discuss when it a playlist could work and when it could fail spectacularly. A couple getting married over the holidays get surprised when they are expecting a big beautiful decorated tree and get a massive gingerbread house instead! Someone tries to “reserve” an entire year for their wedding and tons more drama on this holiday themed episode of The Secret Life of Weddings podcast. Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Caséta by Lutron - Get smart lighting the smart way with Caséta by Lutron smart switches. Learn more about Caséta at http://Lutron.com/SECRETLIFE

This week we've got listener mail about the wedding venue plantation problem. In the F**k It Bucket is dieting to fit into a wedding dress. We also hear about an ignorant venue owner who is convinced the world revolves around his existence, a man who marries a doll (yeah there's a lot more to this …), Lisa almost got run-over by a car after a rainy wedding and so much more! Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first 10 bonus episodes are FREE) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Caséta by Lutron - Get smart lighting the smart way with Caséta by Lutron smart switches. Learn more about Caséta at http://Lutron.com/SECRETLIFE

We give some first kiss advice (especially what we don't want to see), we hear about the saltiest speech ever given at a wedding reception, and about a bridesmaid who mooches from her friend and doesn't like it when her friend calls out the bad behaviour! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Zola - The world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! Sign up at http://ZOLA.com/SECRETLIFE and use promo code PAPER30 to get 30% off your invites and paper order!

A Walmart hold-up results in an engagement, why wedding dress remorse needs to go in the F**k It Bucket this week. Fellow wedding photographer Kerrie tells us about her bride who ended up with the tightest corset of all time - by accident! Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first 10 bonus episodes are FREE) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Chat with us on FlickChat: https://flick.group/secretlifeofweddings SPONSORS: Away - For $20 off a suitcase, visit http://awaytravel.com/SECRETLIFE and use promo code SECRETLIFE during checkout! Caséta by Lutron - Get smart lighting the smart way with Caséta by Lutron smart switches. Learn more about Caséta at http://Lutron.com/SECRETLIFE StoryWorth - Preserve and pass on memories with StoryWorth, the most meaningful gift for your family. Sign up today at http://StoryWorth.com/SECRETLIFE to get $20 off your first purchase!