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JJ and his amazing friends welcome you to listen in to their party. As a geek, improv-er, comic book fanatic, movie nut, actor, and sometime director…JJ assures you, dear listener, that we may not always be right, but you will never be bored.

J. J. Hawkins


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    Mars Needs Podcasts #390- The Therapist Mandated Return

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 80:11


    Mars Needs Podcasts #389- Two Heroes To Every Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 74:41


    Mars Needs Podcasts #388- Jason Actually Gets To Speak

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 149:11


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason have a very special long episode. (meaning they talk a lot, but who doesn’t like to feel special?) Jason gets to ask his questions to see how well JJ truly knows him. There may well be talk of magical folk and time behind bars… Click here to download! View [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #387- B*Hole Redux

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 122:22


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason are back to explore brave new topics, but they also pay respects to the promises made that were lost in the tragic crash that lost the last episode. Also a hint as to what cons look like now and the new toys I had to buy to play in [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts Extra- An American In Wales

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2020 58:31


    A special episode of Mars Needs! This was recorded in the before times when you could travel. Remember then? I barely do somedays. So let this remind you of the wonderful ol’ globe we live on. JJ and his amazing friend Matt Lees recorded this December 2019 in ‘The Mattcave” in Cwmbran. I cannot thank [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #386- An Episode.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 101:34


    Mars Needs Podcasts #385- Ship Wrecked with Aaron

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 65:30


    JJ and his amazing friend Aaron Fever want to discuss his Kickstarter for his web comic Ship Wrecked. Please give as you can, and JJ throws in his own incentives to help the cause. Check out Aaron’s comic, Ship Wrecked, and please consider donating to the Kickstarter! Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

    Mars Needs Podcasts #384- Hostile Takeover

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2019 77:48


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason have an experiment that only you can help with dear listeners. We want to take over an episode of Legend in My Spare Time. So please, listen to this episode and follow the directions inside. Matt has no idea we are doing this, so it can work, but only [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #383- Astronaut Diapers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2019 100:34


      JJ and his amazing friend Jason make it back for another week of nonsense! Where did Jason drop trou? Where did JJ go on a whim on Tuesday? All these things and more are one download away… Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

    Mars Needs Podcasts #382- The Return

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2019 128:55


      JJ and his amazing friend Jason rise from the coffin and take their rightful place somewhere on the pile of podcasts. Podcasts can pile, right? Oh shit, they are digital. Crap, I forgot how hard it is to do these things. Anyway, the guys are talking into mics again. Life is different, but the [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #381-At Least We Don’t Talk About The Weather

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2018 94:39


    Alistair and his amazing friend Nigel are here to look at some of the horrors of the world this week. They keep it light, only talking religion and politics, but at least they avoid all those divisive topics like the weather. This may well be one of the most personal episodes we have ever done, [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #380- The Clean Show About Fandom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2018 121:09


    http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-admin/ JJ and his amazing friend Jason remember the time when we would do an annual clean show in honor our beloved Editor-In-Chief, John. We haven’t done it in a while, but we still think he is the Cat’s Pajamas and we know he isn’t always a fan of our “unique” use of language. So [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #379- Not Political, nope.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2018 85:59


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason know that things are a burning trash fire right now. So the two friends just try to reminisce over past crappy concerts they have seen, but the internet just wouldn’t cooperate, and maaaaaaaaaaaaybe JJ just can’t keep his frustrations down for the whole episode. Ok, maybe it is just [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #378- The Inevitable Return

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2018 85:50


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason are back after an absence. Did anyone care? Who knows, but here they are again. They touch briefly on the summer blockbusters, but no spoilers. They mainly catch up and get the rust rubbed off a little. Here we go… Click here to download!

    Mars Needs Podcasts # 377- Wrestlemaniacs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2018 106:37


    JJ and his amazing friend watched wrestling. A lot of wrestling. And they want to talk about it. Everything you may have wanted from the guys and the showcase of the immortals. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

    Mars Needs Podcasts #376- Two White Dudes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2018 104:16


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason realize who they are and the limits that entails. Whooo, this episode brings that to the forefront a couple of times. Two white dudes talking about Black Panther and Get Out as well as a few other issues that feel super white. Still, we are who we are, and [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #375- Don’t You DARE Be Sour!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2018 95:03


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason are here to talk spoiler free about a movie no one is talking about any more and not talk at all about a movie that everyone is, because we haven’t seen it. And we bring back a segment that no one even knew was missing. Click here to download! [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #374- Social Justice Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2018 112:00


    JJ and his amazing friend Aaron catch up for the first time in months. The pair discuss political upheaval in comics, but then the pair get down to repairing a friendship that hadn’t really soured, and talk about what’s up with the Drive In Of Doom. Visit aaronfever.com Click here to download! View the RSS [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #373- 1918

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2018 77:44


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason are back to celebrate the new year! (kinda) JJ is saddened by a musical loss and what it means. And the pair share a little of themselves like always. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

    Mars Needs Podcasts #372- The Last Jedi (with spoilers)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2017 93:04


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason are here to get their Star Wars on. Yeah, that’s pretty much it. About 15 minutes of JJ talking about his birthday and then hell bent for Star Wars. What did our duo think of what is turning out to be a divisive movie? Let’s find out… Click here [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #370- We’re Back!?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2017 87:19


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason are back after what feels like forever. Sanity has prevailed upon the land and things are slowly finding a new normal in the land of Mars Needs. The duo plan of catching up, but mainly talk about movies they have enjoyed since they last talked. Thor Ragnarok comes up [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts Episode #369-Bumpngrindis

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2017 109:30


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason have discovered a new malady this week. It is apparently very contagious and makes storylines better. Is it good or bad, who is to say. However, before that discovery is made, the pair talk a bit about a personality type that makes “sadness” a form of performance art, and [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #368- A Potted Plant?!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2017 94:10


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason talk about some real idiots this week. Between America’s (lack of) leadership and some of the humorless masses out there…whew. What the actual fuck, right? Also they tell some amusing anecdotes as well as Jason kinda gives a spoiler free review of a new movie that is not at [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #367- F.U.A.L.F.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2017 71:49


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason start on a somber note this week as we note a number of artists that have passed of late. Then the pair change subjects and JJ reveals how much he hates a certain cat eating puppet. Man, fuck that puppet. What the hell was the deal with people letting [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #366- Human Pinto

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2017 87:41


    JJ and his amazing Jason are back to talk about the craziness of 70’s design and color choice, why JJ can kill any pop song, and steal a joke from another podcast. (Thanks to Titan Up The Defense to unwillingly letting JJ make Jason laugh, as well as having a very enjoyable podcast) Click here [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #365- Tainted Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2017 124:59


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason are back with an episode that has been stewing a little while to get the flavors right. That works with podcasts, right? The guys share how animals have trained them over the years, why it Star Wars is probably in very good hands, and Jason shares very personal details. [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts # 364- Listening Party!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2017 104:58


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason are back to share what one of our dear listeners sent in as a list of podcasts they listen to! Our duo stay 100% on track and don’t stray from the path at all. If you believe that, then you haven’t ever listened to a single episode before. Welcome [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #363- The Good, The Bad, and The Nazis

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2017 120:29


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason return from a hiatus! The pair first talk happy stuff, like the Convention that Jason just went to and the happy stuff that surrounded that! But eventually, JJ can’t keep it bottled up any longer and vents frustration that has been bottled up for the last few weeks. Not [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #362- What Are You Listening To?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2017 104:59


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason have an idea. We tell you what podcasts we listen to, and you tell us what you do. That way we can all share our common interests! So that is what happens this week. That and the two brainstorm on how to save the career of a certain WWE [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #361- Scarred

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2017 75:17


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason return to talk about fun stuff, but end up giving a bit more about themselves then they may have thought they would. The pair share stories of growing up, and JJ tells one that he is pretty sure he has told before, but hey, these things happen. And remember, [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #360- Coming Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2017 108:47


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason are back from what feels like a million billion years between episodes. The pair talk about usual podcasty catching up stuff for the first roughly an hour, then dive into the pool of joy that is Spider-Man Homecoming. (JJ may have spent a lot of time talking about the [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #339- Do or Do Not

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2017 100:56


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason want you to enjoy what you enjoy. Also, if something comes in your way that you don’t enjoy, maybe don’t bother with it. How does that sound? Just be happy. Be happy and avoid Steely Dan. Yep. That is the path to a good life. Click here to download! [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #358- The Very Long Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2017 147:35


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason are back from quite the break. JJ explains…a bit. The pair then get to talking and recorded what you have here, a very long episode. The first hour is about such things as ordering toilet paper from Amazon, and JJ’s joy in very intelligent poop jokes. They also talk [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #357- Eggplant Jazz

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2017 90:48


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason talk of pee this week. A lot of pee talk. More than was expected, but what can you do, it was a longer story with more tangents than intended. JJ also makes a musical confession may upset some folk, but what can you do. Click here to download! View [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #356- Guardian Warlock

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2017 65:43


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason are under the weather. They are both feeling just fine, but at the end of the episode, weather conspires to rush things to a close. They also talk about Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2, but not until the end and give a sizable spoiler warning. Mainly the two [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #355- Hydrated Geek Stuffs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2017 79:43


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason have not been drinking enough water. It doesn’t really play into the news of the week, but JJ talks about how driving to the most boring place EVER (no hyperbole.) leads him to wake up kinda thirsty. The duo also tries to talk about some of the recent trailers [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #354- All Wrestlemania (with Matt Lees)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2017 87:11


    JJ and his amazing friends Jason and Matt Lees are here to break down WrestleMania 33. If that isn’t your thing no problem, we will be back to our usual shenanigans next week. That will probably only have some wrestling. Spam spam spam, eggs, cheese wrestling and spam. Yep that’s the way it goes. Thanks [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #353- Wrestling With Politics

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2017 76:55


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason mainly talk about television and such today, however, that does not sound punchy enough so let’s focus on the tangents, shall we? Wrestlemania season is upon us so we diverge a tad into the “ultimate thrill ride”. Plus, at the time of recording America did not just lose their [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #352- Logan (with spoilers)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2017 106:28


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason get real. JJ talks about ongoing issues with social anxiety and how he is really trying to change the face he puts out into public, but don’t worry, it does not stay serious for long. The pair then talk about the movie Logan, basically. There are many tangents and [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #351- Dr. Stinky and The Fart

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2017 98:32


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason talk about how JJ spent his recent sickness. (mainly knocked on his butt and watching movies) Now that he his back on his feet he gives his opinions on this years movies and new crop of comic book television shows. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

    Mars Needs Podcasts #350- The Return Of Sweat-man, Cancer Boy…And Sharp-O

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2017 115:49


    JJ and his amazing friends Jason and Sharp-O are here to talk toys. Specifically, Sharp-O’s recent trip to the London Toy Fair. Of course, they stay on topic and don’t talk politics or any thing else. They are trained professionals. End sarcasm. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

    Mars Needs Podcasts #349- A New Word For A New World

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2017 90:51


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason are here to be patriots and to shoot the shit about pop culture. And they may be all out of bubblegum, but that does not apply to this episode. The last week, or ages in dog years, has created a series of horrors that cannot fully be shut off. [&hellip

    A Mars Needs Legends Christmas Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2016 71:27


    JJ and his amazing friends Matt Lees and “Just” Jon from Legend In My Spare Time are joined by a mystery guest (His name rhymes with Eeron Phever) to wish all of you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS! Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

    Mars Needs Podcasts #348- Be Nice.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2016 92:49


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason know that there are many things to think about this year. But the pair want to make sure you remember one thing. Be nice. Many other things are discussed, true, but remember…Be nice. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

    Mars Needs Podcasts #347- Fried Dill Pickles

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2016 72:21


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason want to make sure you know about our Christmas episode (a crossover with Legend In My Spare Time) but, they also seem to want to talk about food. So they do. They try to explain native Mississippi dishes and wonder if anyone even knows what the heck they are [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #346- Strange Days (with spoilers)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2016 84:13


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason recorded Wednesday after an emotional gut punch of an election. The pair spend roughly the first half hour discussing their feelings about what happened and looking toward the future. Then the duo get to business as normal as they dissect the big screen debut of Dr. Strange. There are [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #345- Dr. Strange 1978

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2016 105:35


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason are here to watch a terrible movie. Not to bury the lead here, but this is not good. So, if you want to prep for the big screen debut of the Sorcerer Supreme, don’t go it alone. Join us because misery loves company, right? Click here to download! View [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #344- This Is Our Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2016 123:35


    J and his amazing friends Jason and Richard “Sharpo” Sharpe are here to start with a bang and end with a whimper. The three first talk about the explosion that rocked the Portland neighborhood that JJ lives in (they are fine, don’t worry) and JJ shares a story of what could have been tragedy but [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #343- Heroes and Villains

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2016


    JJ and his amazing friend Elizabeth thought they would get into some politics, but sometimes things get in the way. This time those things are Bruce Springsteen, Luke Cage, and Hannibal Lecter. So, thanks to those fancy folk, you are spared yet another political diatribe. You are welcome. Click here to download! View the RSS [&hellip

    Mars Needs Podcasts #342- A Nice Salami

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2016 80:09


    JJ and his amazing friend Jason return to the microphone after an extended break. Jason has seen some amazing shows that he shares with JJ. JJ relearns a lesson that he thought had sunk in, but obviously hasn’t. The pair find themselves in the middle of a feud, and finally just make soup. Yep, JJ [&hellip

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